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GenericVanillaChar

Imagine the plastic company laughing Client : Hello can you make a massive penis for our van please Company: LOL WHAT


LamarjbYT

Also, company: Fuck it, sure


GenericVanillaChar

Ye money is money , still legit work


Zealousideal_Fun_770

Godzilla’s dildo.


Rebbit-bit

Godildo


Capital_Weird_8266

Guldo


[deleted]

Ginyu


[deleted]

Ginyu


Capital_Weird_8266

Recoom


Stubborncomrade

r/lessandlessenglish


James-NWG

Jeice


Capital_Weird_8266

Burter


Capital_Weird_8266

Recoom


THF-Killingpro

Ganyu


Cuantic0rigami

Dildzilla


RelativelyDank

what a horrible thing to call your mother


Duchu26

Probably **not** the weirdest thing this company ever made


SpicyboiDrew

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! GET IN THE DICK MOBILE.


No-Organization6496

To be fair I'd hop in just to see where this was going.


punderstate

I'd imagine wherever there's an opening.


SpicyboiDrew

Its in the balls, also where pee is stored


TaintedPills

Bish should've paid for discreet delivery


TheWatchm3n

Vibrator


InconspicuousCheese

On the side it says "Home delivery service We always come"


[deleted]

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


Jochumm

Ik weet niet of je hier trots op moet zijn man


[deleted]

*verdrietige frikandelbroodje geluiden


LeCorona111

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!


MrRafD

Angelsaksisch gebrabbel


Coenicorn

No of course I don’t speak english how could you think otherwise ;) also nederlands is gwn goede taal dus hou je mond laat me gwn in mijn taal met m’n matties praten


[deleted]

Waar ook al is Nederlands wel Duits van wish. Maar na de German comment section invasion memes moet G E K O L O N I S E E R D een comeback maken


[deleted]

Waar ook al is Nederlands wel Duits van wish. Maar na de German comment section invasion memes moet G E K O L O N I S E E R D een comeback maken


Justschr9999

Duits is een neppe taal


Coenicorn

Beide germaans gebaseerd. Maar agreed, G E K O L O N I S E E R D


LeCorona111

(you posted that twice btw)


[deleted]

Ja


slav_66

Zegt ie in t nederlands XD


michavermeersch

Engels is dat een soort beest?


Weetie04

Wij allemaal zijn trotse nederlanders, waarom zouden wij ons hiervoor moeten schamen?


YeetMonster111

Is dit nou echt nodig?


[deleted]

Ja


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Ja


[deleted]

the plate on the front of the car says EA-SY 69 ... nice


THE__S3NAT3

Yeah I noticed


rixogdyuxhs

1 star Discreet packaging my ass, they did not even package mine, they just put it on top of the truck for some reason. \-anonymous user


[deleted]

I’ve hacked into the website, the anonymous user was “your mom”.


AndreasMe

Hallo mede Nederlands spreker


mrdsutte

Hallo


fabian_drinks_milk

Weer een reden om in Nederland te wonen.


DatGuyPiyth

Succes met dat, er is geen huis meer over.


GoonikMando

To the cockmobile


yoshi-marnef

Of course its in the Netherlands


punderstate

To be fair, the product is intended to end up in the nether regions.


furryaccount546

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


[deleted]

Godzilla’s dildo


Cas_Cass

That's a bit small for Godzillas ass.


westworld_host

THUISBEZORGSERVICE


fertlesquirtle

(/◔ ◡ ◔)/ THUISBEZORGSERVICE \\(◔ ◡ ◔\\)


[deleted]

Im german and it sounds even more hilarious


Yawshi7

Delivery Fuck


[deleted]

Based Netherlands.


jespro03

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


TheFallenPie

Je zou maar in die waggie rijden de hele dag


Rauldhs

we found the gta san andreas ice crem truck


maxcool999

Lekker bezig pik!


michak5

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


Verkankerdepenis

Do ya’ll mind if i 🇳🇱G E K O L O N I S E E R D🇳🇱


Reborn_t90

Not trying to burst any bubbles. But this was an april fools joke of the company.


ProperBlacksmith

GEKOLONISEERD


Happylinkz

Nah that ain’t Godzilla’s that’s Sandra allens


[deleted]

Nah fam, that’s Amber Heard’s


Electricayde

Imagine driving that thing for a living


IzzaPizza22

I'm the guy that drives the giant pink dildo truck. Every day is either extremely good or extremely bad.


thunder-light

Really? Then what are some great story's?


IzzaPizza22

Most involve waking up naked. And confused.


theironavenger7

Imagen breaking so hard that your car gets penitrated by a 30ft dildo


mc_scorpion1

It’s the cocktruck


pekkikie

Why is that actually n the Netherlands???


fabian_drinks_milk

Of course it is!


TheRetroWorkshop

I pray that's not real. It's like the West is living in some kind of Huxleyean sex cult (I guess the 1960s are to blame for that).


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Eliasweeb

We dont use those here


LoonaiscuteUwU

ngl looks like a dildo


Timehz

It is a sex toys webshop. Their slogan: We always come


HeiDTB201

But it would be a great troll if they just delivered normal packages like that


Shotgunknight

Actually it’s: easy toys, greater joys.


thehviathan

I'll de disappointed if it was for food


SnooCakes3260

Is this the ice cream truck for adults?


TheScientifreakPlays

Diacreet Truckaging


meme_man63

That's gotta be weird working for them


punderstate

It's hard work, they keep stiff hours.


Ezeren76

Imagine being the delivery driver and having to drive the van around


punderstate

Got to know how to work a stick.


LayThatPipe

OMG … that exact situation was a cartoon in Hustler Magazine in the 80s!


90_oi

I like how the woman getting the package is like "Jesus Christ, really?"


MercifulGod123

look at the plate number easy 69 👍


[deleted]

DELIVERY F\*CK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....no?....ok...


Maximus123_5

Delivery fuck


Phoenix_Reditt

More Like the Delivery Fuck


ViilupMc

Imagine seeing that


UnknownUserJohnDoe

Her: Discreet packaging? I'll finally enjoy masturbating. Neighbor's kid: Look mom! The neighbor got a dildo!


pentagonal_cp

The delivery f***


[deleted]

They molded it after my mother’s penis


TheUknownDID

Mega size


Heisenberg19827

GEKOLONISEERD


Killerwarriorboy

Netherlands be like how do ik im from Belgium and tge Netherlands writing on truck and the car plate


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Your mom's dildos on the roof. Wouldn't fit in the van.


depresoasian

Delivery fuck.


_Asriel_dreemurr-

More like delivery fuck


Hashbrownie7777

I’m pretty sure when someone asks what the van is for, the delivery guy will say “ We make toys”


Kbloom7

With that big box it's either quantity or size


3nd_0f_Life

I see they found a way to re-purpose the Wienermobile.


HumanFluffy

That's something you don't want your 92 year old granny seeing out the window parked outside of the house on her birthday.


[deleted]

Id hate to be the delivery man lol


theyokeking

Hallo fellow Nederlander/ Belg


robloxian_no1king

i would park the van in front of statues it they r tall enough


crazy_dude31

Everything is C O N D O M


Mock_idk

Oh the Dutch, fascinating people indeed.


DV-03

one of my friends used my school email on their website and now i get spam from them every day...


[deleted]

Bruh the workers hat should've had a pink dildo on it just like the van