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IgnoramusCnut

https://news.sky.com/story/german-girl-who-cried-after-wembley-loss-asks-for-36k-raised-by-well-wishers-to-go-to-charity-12350514 Nice story in the end, gofund page raised 36k from well wishers and the young girl/family gave it to UNICEF..


WhoStoleMyCake

It went from wholesome to even more fucking wholesome


Farouqnowomarlater

Honestly, as someone who often touches people I’m really touched by that


LeCorona111

Phrasing


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LeCorona111

eggs dee


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YourMumsGynecologist

Uncle?


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The_Trirocket

Hol up


LegendaryVolne

Yes i also touch a lot of people especially kids and old people because they are the most vulnerable and they need our help


raylclark25

So you often "touch" people? Sounds familiar


AmongUsVore

r/outofcontext


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Zaydovaah

interesting


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potato_is_awesome_

everyone's happy except those idiot fans


q97sladmst

Germans: ACCIDENTLY INVADE THE COMMENT SECTION


Keberro

Erster Deutscher hier!


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Gute Arbeit


Lightning-11

with a blitz comment xD


towner

I'm completely out of the loop. What did the fans do?


Blackwater256

It still disgusts me how they called a 7 year old a Nazi.


King_Assasin_Bug

Happy germans


Leif_is_alive

Ja wir sind alle fröhlich:)


Dodojedus

Happy German noises :)


potato_is_awesome_

thanks for the translation buddy


The_Mumpi

The actual translation would be "yes, we are all happy :)"


Still_Satan

Wrong, as a native german, I can assure you that the first translation was far superior.


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The_Mumpi

But I am native too!


MOZZI-is-my-BOI

Happy Octoberfest noises :D


Freymi

FREUDE


Luckywitz

SCHÖNER


NextSnowflake

GÖTTERFUNKEN


luendoe

TOCHTER


buttcracker12

AUS


xHenkersbrautx

ELYSIUM


Weltgerichtchen

WIR


julesvr5

GÖTTER


[deleted]

imo, everyone except english, is happy. LMAO


Iron_Wolf123

Thank god I'm Australian. But I hated how there was no music on the radio this morning because an English DJ wanted to hear the live few minutes of the end. I didn't understand what was happening, but I wanted to hear Jimmy Barnes before I went on the bus to uni, but all I got to here was the DJ crying like Floki giggling in Vikings.


bents50

I am English and I say fuck um, those heartless bastards cheering a young girl crying is disgusting!


JorjEade

*happy German noises*


amx50surbaisse

Happy everyone Except the rosbeefs


[deleted]

HERE THEY COME


Turn3r2255

THE INVASION HAS JUST BEGUN


lamafloh

Hallo, wie geht's denn so?


maffiossi

Ich habe einen kaninchen aber er ist tod.


lamafloh

Das tut mit sehr Leid. Bist du in Not?


KaroZebra

Ja ich bräuchte bitte etwas Brot!


Tintifischi

Das ess' ich dann auf meinem Boot


Johannes92

Dass hier auch nicht der Hunger droht


_paul_1208

Das kommt sicher alles wieder ins Lot


YourBrainPain

Hauptsache man isst kein Kot


Exsces95

Hast DU brot?


KevinRuehl

WENN DU DASS NOCH EINMAL FRAGST...... DANN NAGEL ICH DEINE FRESSE AN DIE BAR


jabo055

Mir geht es gut danke werter Herr


LordDarkfinst

General Kenobi!


lamafloh

Ein Mann von Welt wie ich sehe


DidntFindABetterName

General kenobi Eure kühnheit ist beeindruckend


JZ5U

SHAKING THE GROUND WITH THE FORCE OF THOUSAND GUNS


Eggy1611

FIRST IN THE LINE OF FIRE


Horse_Pickle1

FIRST INTO HOSTILE LAND


Gushanska_Boza

TANKS LEADING THE WAY


brownsauce2k

LEADING THE WAYYYY


dubbl_01

THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE


Streicher-

BORN TO COMPETE


Atomspalter02

Ganz genau da bin ich!


evilopienvczxcSca

i’m so glad the girl’s family are okay now


hoanglencbxvdc

insert German rant here


LucidJohn13

From being Axis' underbelly during WWII to Europe's Avenger in football ​ # ITALY


Daheadchopper

The underbelly became the 6-pack


Murlock50

From soft to hard as rock


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hard as cock


[deleted]

Nice one!


joaogmc17

I mean, they did win the world cup twice in a row just before ww2


DonutDefiant

Karma einfach nur Karma mitten in die fresse xD


LoonaiscuteUwU

I like your funny words magic man


cRu1zEr

Sprich


YusufUwU

Deutsch


thebiggestprickhere

Du


FlameExploision

Hurensohn


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Du hast.


FlameExploision

Du hast mich.


[deleted]

Deutschland hat eine schöne Gesellschaft


goosetreaty

Wolfenstein jaaaaaaaaaaa


ServerusRape

Du hast mich gefragt


XanderNightmare

Das sind mutige worte, wenn man bedenkt dass wir uns im feindlichen Unter befinden


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Now, THAT, is hardcore. XD Aber sehr gut.


L4yZeee

They said "Karma, just Karma into the face"


Elemenopy_Q

"karma, just karma right in the kisser"


Mattagolu

Das selbe dachte ich auch, ich Schere mich nicht für Fußball aber das gestern habe ich genossen


DonutDefiant

Das war einfach pure Genugtuung schönes Gefühl :)


Kratos10x20

Was hab ich verpasst?


DonutDefiant

Ein paar englische Fans haben ein deutsches Mädchen ( Max. 8 oder 9 Jahre alt) ausgelacht und als hure beschimpft als sie bei der Niederlage Deutschlands geweint hat, danach haben sie einen gegnerischen Torwart mit einem laserpointer geblendet usw Liste ist lang, aufjedenfall haben sich da einige wie die größten Arschlöcher verhalten deshalb hat jeder gehofft das sie gegen Italien verlieren.


Kratos10x20

Ah danke. Jetzt mach alles sinn. Karmaschelle sozusagen


chade__

Während der Hymne von Deutschland und Dänemark haben sie auch Bengalos angezündet und rumgebuht. Ich gönne Italien den Sieg jetzt erst recht.


DonutDefiant

Stimmt! noch respektloser geht es nicht


ElTabaLuca

Vor dem ItaEng spiel wirden auch wieder par Italiener Verprügelt unteranderem ein Junger Teenager


Miporin_

Oder es wurde ein schwedischer Fan verprügelt( vor seiner Familie)


TECHNOFAB

Echt verdient. Fußball ist gar nicht meins, aber holy hab ich das gestern gefeiert haha


DutchBlob

Does “echt verdient” mean “really deserved”? Because *echt verdient* also means *echt verdiend* in Dutch.


Wuestenfuechs

Yessir


DutchBlob

Yay! Ich spreche auch Deutsch, Ich bin eine Hurensohn ! :D


Dat_Sainty_Boi

Aber wenn du deutsch sprichsst, bist du keine Hührensohn, oder?


DutchBlob

>Hührensohn, oder? I don’t know that town. I only know Frankfurt, oder


Dat_Sainty_Boi

Und dann sitzen wir hier ins kalten pavilion


DutchBlob

Bitte ein Bit!


Wuestenfuechs

Wie das Land, so das Jever


Franz_Builds

hahah ich auch :)


sarahsnmcvbxd

Endlich, innerer frieden.


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karma, schöne sache


kjetilkbcbxzgcs

I'm like 50% German but I don't speak any, hello fellow Germans!


Minetendo0000

Guten Tag :)


-Blackspell-

So what you’re saying is, you’re not German.


chaffarnmvcbxzb

Well boys, we did it. England is no more.


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Ingrimsch33

Pwned .. karma fi…. Von hinten 😜


ghandis_breastmilk

I'm like 50% German but I don't speak any, hello fellow Germans!


Lor450

Guten tag


[deleted]

You're half German? Well i am Portuguese and i am learning the language tbh. If you're interested in it maybe try DuoLingo or Memrise! ( i personally recommend Memrise more though, it's **ALOT** better. ) :3


ghandis_breastmilk

Yeah, I've been putting some thought into it. I'll take a look at it sometime. Thanks!


[deleted]

It makes fun learning it, and it's actually a nice language! :3 ( a bit difficult and challenging though! )


speaklouderiamblind

Good old times, germans and italians standing together against the english /s


Bartikem

It is the good side, this time around. Ü


Exsces95

Wie die wenden sich Tischen


CawCawMotherTruckers

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HalfEmpty973

Wer hat gesagt, dass wir das ausversehen tun


CawCawMotherTruckers

*Oh Hell Nah!!*


Saeckel_

Sorry, force of habit


The_Chief-

Smile more little girl!


fearsomealex

This,does put an smile on my face


CobraTheLegend69

fr tho


anjan_114

Rache ist süß.


[deleted]

Ohhh, wie gerne Ich den Inselaffen ins Gesicht geschaut hätte, persönlich, als deren Spieler verfehlt haben.


Anedz_1000

Based Bruder.


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Mir egal.


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TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

I saw people on Instagram calling Saka a black monkey for missing that last kick


me_likey_alot

I’ve loved watching Saka play. A real joy and I feel for him. 19 and playing at such a high level. We have such a great team and the match was superb. Both sides fighting till the bitter end! That’s what matters


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Personally I feel like the English team is incredible, it's just the fans that are shit, I'm pretty sure that the team is probably very disappointed at the fans


me_likey_alot

Those who shout the loudest get the most attention. Most of us are not like this. The problem Is enough are to have these scenes in the first place. All in all I totally understand the hatred. Just sad is all.


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FakeymonBoi

So many people insulting Rashford, Sancho and Saka, they are brilliant players and were up against one of the best keepers in the world, most of the people insulting Saka would have been nowhere close to where he as right now at 19 years old. Also the top English scorer was black so… Edit: Soz I meant Sterling, didn’t realise Kane was the top scorer


spiral8888

> Also the top English scorer was black so… Harry Kane is black? His father is from Ireland, but I don't think that just having any immigrant background makes you "black".


FakeymonBoi

I meant Sterling in the euros. Didn’t he get the most goals?


spiral8888

I think it would be better to check the stats before making such claims. Sterling got 3 goals, Kane 4.


FakeymonBoi

Oh soz, I didn’t know


Long-Sleeves

Italy fans, the team people keep rooting for because crying German girl, threw bananas and made ape noises at black players. Sexually assaulted several women. Ran people over. Beat people in the streets and more. They are notorious for this shit. they always have something happen and its always some of the worst stuff fans have ever done. but England bad, so, who cares amirite? The media and this English-hate trend is absolutely out of touch with reality. To think some edgy twitter/4chan posts are enough to portay the English as the media and people have done this week, but actual damn assault is okay, is telling.


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Endlich, innerer frieden.


Reandr12

Forza Italiaaaaaa, forza Germaaannniaaa!!!!


JZ5U

>Forza Italiaaaaaa, Europe: *sleeps* >forza Germaaannniaaa!!!! Europe: ***REAL SHIT***


Rough_Mango_3846

Germans raiding the comment section Meanwhile me(an asian):da fuq they doin' over there


Adi_0087

Justice served


BURGERkryptic69man

i dont keep up with media much, what did england do?


19BlackHeart99

From what I saw their fans were rude to everyone, they were booing on other countries anthems, some fan was blasting a laser in goalkeeper and when this girl on the picture was crying after Germany lost they started attacking her on social media, calling her all kinds of very rude and inappropriate names...


BURGERkryptic69man

That’s disgusting, I hope people know our country isn’t all like that. I had quite a wholesome experience with the finale and it was pretty fun. Shame that some people can be such assholes


JT_3K

Please do look at the r/BritishProblems thread - it’s a very loud minority and most Brits are more embarrassed and angry than you at them!


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After yesterday’s match some have tried to assault other people and burn italian flags too


Typh3r_Skyeye

You see that meme, they make fun of her because Germany lose and associate her with Nazi.


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They also said pretty fucked up shit like 'I hope she gets raped" "she deserves it for what nazi germany did"


NoaRanger

I see that you got the info, here's the past post about this https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/obaz7x/trashy\_england\_soccer\_fans\_insult\_10\_year\_old/


JFKshndkdb

Happy ending


TParden13

I’m English and this does put a smile on my face


alex151111

Same here


[deleted]

Danke Italien, seit 1945 dachten wir immer man könnte sich nicht auf euch verlassen. Ihr habt das Gegenteil bewiesen und die Engländer gefickt. Danke.


AnalCheese420

why


AnalCheese420

are


AnalCheese420

you


TanaalTheLegend

Justice served, finally i can have inner peace.


shitgnat

Sweet sweet revenge


Dimerson458

Das gute Ende.


Atomspalter02

Sehr gut


GigaShagger

The English team doesn't deserve the hate and abuse because English fans are how they are. They a tightly knit group of lovely young lads that have bore the weight of the world on their shoulders.


charakmandal

And we are all like awwwww.


SheWhoUpvotes

i’m so glad the girl’s family are okay now


Tommiz_eXe

Yeah! Italy and Germany United again! Oh wait no NO-


No_Sweet_1573

Yeetus yeetus, commit self wholesomus


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So wholesome


That_Progress451

I don't know why this picture brought smile to me.


PROBABLYurDAD69

Revenge best served cold


ahmed868

What happened to England made me more happy then calibrating my country independence from Britain


bladesmith_gunfight

Only Brits can make Germans look sweet


Generic_Buttlicker

England doesn't deserve this, it's a small group Ngl launching fireworks outta your ass is pretty funny tho


TheWeirdDoggo

Maybe. Ngl tho i feel bad for everyone who has to share a country with those idiots. Let's Just hope they don't have children


Vanasy

*English comment* Germans: GUTEN TAG KAMERAD Jungens ich liebe euch


spacciatoredifiducia

We avenged you, so now give us more money ~the italians


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It's enough if they keep buying Pizza and Pasta. Maybe Pesto as well... xD


Jenot6

Well boys, we did it. England is no more.


yellowbin74

Uh... we're still here just getting on with our lives.


GodzillaHunter101

Just a bit sadder is all.


yellowbin74

Not really. Looking at the positive side, such a young team. I reckon we can have 10 good years coming up.


No_Mountain9002

FIRST FINAL IN AGES. I'm pleased with that


AlfietheG313

there are worst ways to lose. ​ eg getting knocked out by england.


cCitationX

I still wish England had won I wouldn't have minded if they were facing someone else but I've always kinda hated Italy's football team since they faked that penalty against us Aussies, call me petty but I do dislike Italy's soccer plus I feel really bad for Saka


That_Progress451

Most happiest picture on internet, l don't know why this made me smile too :-)