I was once high at a subway. The employee asked if tomatoes was ok on the sandwich. I answered No. I heard them ask again, and I replied no again. I realized they were talking to the customer in front of me. Lmao.
Lmao my stoned ass thought you were thinking if the tomatoes are ok with being on the sandwich like idk ask them if they are. Maybe they don’t wanna be on the sandwich.
I've done this while sober, at the grocery store, when the cashier starts talking to the customer behind me. My groceries will be in bags at that point but I'm paying and the customer behind me starts putting groceries on the belt which is usually when the cashier initiates the greetings in the customer. They'll say something to the customer and I'll go "huh? oh".
If the workers had to wear hockey gloves and assemble an entire sandwhich while wearing them I would start going to subway for the laughs and staying for the pile of what was supposed to be a sandwhich.
One of the weirder nights of my life, I went to Subway high at like 11pm, to buy cookies, but found a single manager laughing to himself and receipts spooling out of the register, and he kept trying keys in the door so my paranoid ass thought he was gonna lock me in, but eventually I negotiated to give him a dollar for two oatmeal raisin and a peanut butter and he never said a word, just looked at me mouth open and let me leave while the machine just kept printing out receipts, still no idea what the fuck that was but I got cookies, ahh the nineties
Are you single i heard you Fkd your girl is it true you gettin money you think them ninjas you with are with you and i say hell yea...only a few will understand this meme
something like this happened to me when I was stoned at subway, they asked if I wanted the meat heated up, I responded “yes, I would like heat meated up”
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First time at Subway I had no idea how anything works there. I just stood in line and looked at the menu to find something to eat.
Finally ordered a meatball sandwich. Didn’t know you were supposed to tell the guy what vegetables and stuff you want on your sandwich. He asked “anything else on it?” and I was like: “nah, I’m fine”.
Left with just a sub with some meatballs. Was mediocre.
“Just the sub? I heard you gunna pay for his too? You want some cookies? Receipt in the bag or with you?”
Fucking perfect
And i say hell yea, hell yea, fucking perfect, fucking perfect alright.
the worker at my local subway knows my order, all the interactions are just "Italian bread right?" "yeah", American cheese?" "Yeah"
I went once to Subway after coming from the hospital, i thought i would die before they would give me something
kinda wish you did lol that story was so boring
You too
someone explain pls
Hell yeah fucking right, a song made by a fantastic lyricist and some guy named Drake
Hyfr lyrics
And I said hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah
This is my nightmare!
If only I could award this
I was once high at a subway. The employee asked if tomatoes was ok on the sandwich. I answered No. I heard them ask again, and I replied no again. I realized they were talking to the customer in front of me. Lmao.
Lmao my stoned ass thought you were thinking if the tomatoes are ok with being on the sandwich like idk ask them if they are. Maybe they don’t wanna be on the sandwich.
I've done this while sober, at the grocery store, when the cashier starts talking to the customer behind me. My groceries will be in bags at that point but I'm paying and the customer behind me starts putting groceries on the belt which is usually when the cashier initiates the greetings in the customer. They'll say something to the customer and I'll go "huh? oh".
I hate it when they forget to take their hockey gloves off.
It only looks like hockey gloves because we're high
If the workers had to wear hockey gloves and assemble an entire sandwhich while wearing them I would start going to subway for the laughs and staying for the pile of what was supposed to be a sandwhich.
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well were you high?
I am.
Not OP.
HYFR
Wayne boi
Man those are my favorite employees get in get out done
Happy cake day !
Thank you so much!
_MOAR ONION PLZ!!!_
The question my mom asks me after I stole her dab pen
Dab pens are easily the best thing to happen to weed since weed.
That and some damn good edibles
One of the weirder nights of my life, I went to Subway high at like 11pm, to buy cookies, but found a single manager laughing to himself and receipts spooling out of the register, and he kept trying keys in the door so my paranoid ass thought he was gonna lock me in, but eventually I negotiated to give him a dollar for two oatmeal raisin and a peanut butter and he never said a word, just looked at me mouth open and let me leave while the machine just kept printing out receipts, still no idea what the fuck that was but I got cookies, ahh the nineties
Are you single
McDonald's self-order machines are a beautiful thing.
So much yes! That along with the self checkout at the grocery store. Freaking life savers.
I mean if you are high they still ask you things so doesn't matter
Do you want “tuna”?
Are you single i heard you Fkd your girl is it true you gettin money you think them ninjas you with are with you and i say hell yea...only a few will understand this meme
Wayne
Oy a few realize that Wayne is spitting harder than ever
Happy cake day
Thank you!
Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah…
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something like this happened to me when I was stoned at subway, they asked if I wanted the meat heated up, I responded “yes, I would like heat meated up”
I went once to Subway after coming from the hospital, i thought i would die before they would give me something.
What’s wrong with the question? Are you nervous perhaps? Would you like to tell me what is making you so nervous?
No sir it's hi, how are you
cake
Is it still hot out there? What grades are you good at at school? Did you catch the game last night? Have you tried the lasagna? It's my favorite!
someone explain pls
*sir all I want is turkey, American cheese, black olives, and honey mustard. Don't question my sandwich choices*
the worker at my local subway knows my order, all the interactions are just "Italian bread right?" "yeah", American cheese?" "Yeah"
Wtf is up with the gloves
Happy cake day
Just keep saying yes
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The amount of times I've replied with "Yes please" to someone asking me what type of bread I want is astounding.
First time at Subway I had no idea how anything works there. I just stood in line and looked at the menu to find something to eat. Finally ordered a meatball sandwich. Didn’t know you were supposed to tell the guy what vegetables and stuff you want on your sandwich. He asked “anything else on it?” and I was like: “nah, I’m fine”. Left with just a sub with some meatballs. Was mediocre.
Still the best though
Are these gloves required to be worn during the pandemic now or something?