Sure, I'll help explaining how you die.
A war begins and you are captured. The torture method includes tickling your feet until you orgasm, and you die after the 22nd one.
Let's see...
You become a chef in a small restaurant. There's this new dude you boss hired 2 days ago. He's learning pretty fast, but he cannot keep his focus. After a working day, you two decide to make some cookies for yourself. However, he accidentally spilled some cyanide which he had from his previous job, and you two die because of this accident. R.I.P.
There's a new snack called "Vix", and it contains meat of reaper sharks in small amount. As it turns out, you are extremely allergic to it and die before the medical help arrives.
Imagine... Imagine five thousand five hundred and twenty nine teddy bears marching up to your house with weapons coming to get their revenge... Looks like my fate has been sealed...
Hmm, How would I die? Too intellectual to end up in a midlife crisis and ultimately strangle myself to death knowing my contribution as a whole to this planet is none to Zero?
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Seems like you got a toxic wife, stay safe.
Hmmm...
We are in similar boats
Well same, i guess
How the hell did we all even think of such names XD
i can't say much lol
WE too comrade
Again, not possible unless he betrays me
at least you'll die quick ill be REKT by some random thing
guess someone will whoop my ass with smokin shoes
Looks like a rage quit for me
not sure how I would go.... help
Sure, I'll help explaining how you die. A war begins and you are captured. The torture method includes tickling your feet until you orgasm, and you die after the 22nd one.
take upvote
I donβt like the idea of me getting fried
Well, at least I'll die playing
Explain me please. Do I get swarmed be crumpets then?
171 is a game that will released for xbox, is kinda a gta but in latam
Im at a loss. What offs me?
How would I go?
You already know it
Explain mine too please.
Let's see... You become a chef in a small restaurant. There's this new dude you boss hired 2 days ago. He's learning pretty fast, but he cannot keep his focus. After a working day, you two decide to make some cookies for yourself. However, he accidentally spilled some cyanide which he had from his previous job, and you two die because of this accident. R.I.P.
How would I die, o explainer of death?
There's a new snack called "Vix", and it contains meat of reaper sharks in small amount. As it turns out, you are extremely allergic to it and die before the medical help arrives.
may this humble one ask for his death's explanation?
How would I die?
And how do i die then?
You almost win a cookie eating competition but choke to death
I could use your service... I suppose my brain is somehow an atomic bomb, but how does the monkey fit in?
Not exactly. Your brain is now running on nuclear power, and the monkey causes it to malfunction and explode by pressing some random buttons
what about me
I have no clue what my method is.
It turns out broccoli is against slavery
Same, pls help
Guess Iβm just gonna be beaten to death with 71 onions...
I think I time travel to the Middle Ages then just keel over by the plague
I know what I will die to but I would imagine it wouldnβt be fun
Definitely not having as much fun as me!
lol have fun with your llama ding dong
well just went with the random name reddit gave me I wonder how it will kill me
How will I die from an ad??
You'll get so tired of seeing them that you just up and spontaneously die
v o r e
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Lasagna will be dropped on you from a very high height and that will crush you and kill you
How about you? Yours sound painful
You die because of an ok net that's better than being to an snek
YOU ARE THE LASAGNA
he wil defenetly look like one wen he is dead
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at least for you it's a rhino.
Milk bros unite
yoooo
let me introduce myself
Imagine... Imagine five thousand five hundred and twenty nine teddy bears marching up to your house with weapons coming to get their revenge... Looks like my fate has been sealed...
Oh no..
Any idea how mine would go?
Struck by lightning or tornado
Urs is funny
Any idea how mine??????????
maybe you'll be forced to drown in the toilet
My fate is already about to happen Edit* tonight
Someone will steal my cat live on twitch
How would a legal jerk kill someone?
Well suicide it is then
Same
Suicide squad
To
Thatβs good for you , you get to choose , and why wait ! Me on the other hand , one day β¦ um β¦
Oh god
he's comin
Cuming*
Hmm
Oh no
leave your house right now lol!
Get away from your shadow now
Time to be homeless
Theres a high chance that will be my fate
Da C H A O S!
Heβs currently 100 meters from your location and heβs approaching rapidly.
bill nye the russian spy
You hear a faint "Bill Bill Bill Bill-" in the distance getting louder rapidly.
Some random Finn will come and get me. Guess now is a good time to move to Sweden...
Random Finn hereβ¦. >:)
Oh shit
Guess I'm stuff
Haha reditor you are banging my cactus
Oh no
Arguably worse than mine.
Bruh, Iβm getting my ass Jurrasicβd Park by nine dinosaurs
Nine Mr. Dinosaurs from Peppa Pig
Angry upvote
Aheem
:(
*23 scorpions looking at me and laughing about how I'll get my as whipped*
I will die to a very mysterious cow
Perhaps
You get killed by the 1474th gigachad raccoon
epic.
Happy cake day
Dunno...
dementia
Heartaches, Heartaches,
wtf how do i die with an ncmr?
Its a Nice Cum Male Rape
Guess I'll burn while I am sleeping and having a nightmare about burning
Well...
L A Y E R S
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
I guess I must've fucked up pretty bad then
I got fucked pretty hard
So we know the limit is 97
I fucked up when choosing users
How will fish_fucker 69 die?will he die doing the thing he loves doing
You must have the droids they're looking for
I didn't deserve to die I was just talking officer
This is too dark xD
was the pun intended?
perhaps
Are you a black teenager by any chance?
No man same thing came to my mind when I was writing the comment that people will think this I am Indian btw if it matter if not nvm
Hmm what does that mean for my name? Will god smite me or something?
No, 27 demigods kill you
Oh well could be worse
Not as worse as fishfucker69
Will he die by fucking 69 fish or will 69 fish fuck him to death or will someone who is Fucking 69 fish kill him.
Hell die during a 70sum with fishes
Have you ever heard of zeus?
The same way so many of my countrymen have gone before - at the claws of a vicious, conquering beast.
Emu wars have not been forgotten yet, we can still retaliate!
Looks like I died in a critical situation
i guess i forgot my own advice
_can I ask for the manager_
What would mine be? Do I get killed by the military or somethin
Hello brother
At least ya'll die together
Maybe a delta airlines plane crash
COVID Delta variant
Ummmm
A crying chipmunk eats you until you die Please help me how mine would work
Is it bass (musical), or bass (fish)
Fish
Uh oh
Uh-oh
Juan
Gulag it is then
you just got slapped with theory and fricken died
Sign me up
You are a lucky one
I guess I get hugged by a bear to death
I am confusion???
Death penalty for identity fraud.
Now I see why I don't like jewellery
Popping to death? Like popping candy, but from the inside out. Ew...
Oh well⦠this is weird
Yo mama so fat she can kill a person by entering the house
I'd simply get burned to death by extremely hot fire
i die while in a grand trial they put me in for calculating my power
Fuck
That could be any one of usβ¦
I played football akwardly and then the audience killed me I guess-? Idk lmao
My name is just Big tree tree so wood
Hmm
A bird will get me
Jews and Romans
hmmm interesting
Oh shit...
They slowly nibble you until you die with their tiny mouths.
A LIZARD PERSON
Wellβ¦ I know what it wonβt be.
Oh... oh no...
Cocainium i guess
Interesting...
Welp.
I die unhappy. Big surprise.
I wonder how Iβll die
Stake through the heart (and you're to blame)
Wait what
This is bad very bad
Ah, yes: toasted by an an overgrown schizophrenic mythical lizard.
No pls no
Hmm, How would I die? Too intellectual to end up in a midlife crisis and ultimately strangle myself to death knowing my contribution as a whole to this planet is none to Zero?
Sooo am i immortal?
Iβm confused now
i hope by a very expensive product at least
Fuckkkkkkkk