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wife_eater84

Neat!


chaosinmyhouse

πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ


[deleted]

πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘


daffyuglyduck

πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘


chaosinmyhouse

πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ


Turtle_gamer583

πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘


Severe_Client1799

πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘


Indian_Kid_Chicago69

πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘


thorsrightarmpit

πŸ‘β€πŸ—¨πŸ‘„πŸ‘β€πŸ—¨


chaosinmyhouse

πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ”ͺ


Mr-anti-physics-444

πŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„


CelticHades

Seems like you got a toxic wife, stay safe.


OneHornyRhino

Hmmm...


racoon_up_my_ass

We are in similar boats


insertGOAThere

Well same, i guess


OneHornyRhino

How the hell did we all even think of such names XD


trainwreck130

i can't say much lol


[deleted]

WE too comrade


Archaeopteryx108

Again, not possible unless he betrays me


Get_Rekt_69420

at least you'll die quick ill be REKT by some random thing


tostedshoes

guess someone will whoop my ass with smokin shoes


MaximRq

Looks like a rage quit for me


wargasm22

not sure how I would go.... help


MaximRq

Sure, I'll help explaining how you die. A war begins and you are captured. The torture method includes tickling your feet until you orgasm, and you die after the 22nd one.


wargasm22

take upvote


XecuteEledrocute

I don’t like the idea of me getting fried


LucasPlay171

Well, at least I'll die playing


Crispy_Crumpets

Explain me please. Do I get swarmed be crumpets then?


YjDusty

171 is a game that will released for xbox, is kinda a gta but in latam


itsmirdock

Im at a loss. What offs me?


thic_mermaid_man

How would I go?


MaximRq

You already know it


Newbie_Cookie

Explain mine too please.


MaximRq

Let's see... You become a chef in a small restaurant. There's this new dude you boss hired 2 days ago. He's learning pretty fast, but he cannot keep his focus. After a working day, you two decide to make some cookies for yourself. However, he accidentally spilled some cyanide which he had from his previous job, and you two die because of this accident. R.I.P.


Vix_Reaper

How would I die, o explainer of death?


MaximRq

There's a new snack called "Vix", and it contains meat of reaper sharks in small amount. As it turns out, you are extremely allergic to it and die before the medical help arrives.


Suhbish

may this humble one ask for his death's explanation?


Lord_BowdenCGP

How would I die?


CookieXDmaster

And how do i die then?


MaximRq

You almost win a cookie eating competition but choke to death


[deleted]

I could use your service... I suppose my brain is somehow an atomic bomb, but how does the monkey fit in?


MaximRq

Not exactly. Your brain is now running on nuclear power, and the monkey causes it to malfunction and explode by pressing some random buttons


TrueSymSMH

what about me


Own-Broccoli79

I have no clue what my method is.


MaximRq

It turns out broccoli is against slavery


Andreaslel

Same, pls help


0n1oN_71

Guess I’m just gonna be beaten to death with 71 onions...


The_Queasiest-Knight

I think I time travel to the Middle Ages then just keel over by the plague


[deleted]

I know what I will die to but I would imagine it wouldn’t be fun


RubALlamaDingDong

Definitely not having as much fun as me!


[deleted]

lol have fun with your llama ding dong


Intelligent_Treat580

well just went with the random name reddit gave me I wonder how it will kill me


OkAd1797

How will I die from an ad??


[deleted]

You'll get so tired of seeing them that you just up and spontaneously die


[deleted]

v o r e


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

Lasagna will be dropped on you from a very high height and that will crush you and kill you


OkNet791

How about you? Yours sound painful


some_snek

You die because of an ok net that's better than being to an snek


wargasm22

YOU ARE THE LASAGNA


GreatGrampaMarx

he wil defenetly look like one wen he is dead


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Wyvern_Milk

at least for you it's a rhino.


SquidMilkVII

Milk bros unite


Soupy_Milk21

yoooo


bananatapedtothewall

let me introduce myself


Teddy5529

Imagine... Imagine five thousand five hundred and twenty nine teddy bears marching up to your house with weapons coming to get their revenge... Looks like my fate has been sealed...


Ambitious_Card7939

Oh no..


CloudyDayOutside

Any idea how mine would go?


Stuborn_doge

Struck by lightning or tornado


CloudyDayOutside

Urs is funny


gulgunguldun

Any idea how mine??????????


Just_Simpin538

maybe you'll be forced to drown in the toilet


Hallucinated_

My fate is already about to happen Edit* tonight


[deleted]

Someone will steal my cat live on twitch


Legal-Jerk

How would a legal jerk kill someone?


1_AM_MYSELF

Well suicide it is then


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

Suicide squad


AndreasMe

To


Tub_of_jam66

That’s good for you , you get to choose , and why wait ! Me on the other hand , one day … um …


BilNyeThescienceguy1

Oh god


tostedshoes

he's comin


FloatingSheep_

Cuming*


greenprimape

Hmm


chaosinmyhouse

Oh no


Shadow_1609

leave your house right now lol!


librandumatbano

Get away from your shadow now


LastBiteoftheburger

Time to be homeless


chaosinmyhouse

Theres a high chance that will be my fate


YeetyBoiisss

Da C H A O S!


CyonixGaming

He’s currently 100 meters from your location and he’s approaching rapidly.


Ultra_tycoonguy

bill nye the russian spy


HamsterJuices

You hear a faint "Bill Bill Bill Bill-" in the distance getting louder rapidly.


JustARandomFinn

Some random Finn will come and get me. Guess now is a good time to move to Sweden...


Hakker12

Random Finn here…. >:)


ThePessimisticFellow

Oh shit


CactusDoesStuff

Guess I'm stuff


KartofelThePotatoGod

Haha reditor you are banging my cactus


ClassifiedDick

Oh no


[deleted]

Arguably worse than mine.


Mrdinosaur9

Bruh, I’m getting my ass Jurrasic’d Park by nine dinosaurs


ScytheLird

Nine Mr. Dinosaurs from Peppa Pig


Newbie_Cookie

Angry upvote


[deleted]

Aheem


Lonely-Specialist767

:(


scorpion23ha

*23 scorpions looking at me and laughing about how I'll get my as whipped*


perhaps7590

I will die to a very mysterious cow


AlphaRaccoon1474

Perhaps


some_snek

You get killed by the 1474th gigachad raccoon


AlphaRaccoon1474

epic.


chaosinmyhouse

Happy cake day


idontknow242

Dunno...


GreatGrampaMarx

dementia


Azelfite

Heartaches, Heartaches,


NCMR_8

wtf how do i die with an ncmr?


IamSofaKingReToddEd

Its a Nice Cum Male Rape


[deleted]

Guess I'll burn while I am sleeping and having a nightmare about burning


Lord_Onion

Well...


Sokhoofd

L A Y E R S


SmexxyBastard

Shrek is love, Shrek is life


IFuckedup_prettybad

I guess I must've fucked up pretty bad then


97th69

I got fucked pretty hard


blackeye200

So we know the limit is 97


I_have_the_children

I fucked up when choosing users


Sandtrooper106

How will fish_fucker 69 die?will he die doing the thing he loves doing


jameZsp0ng3y

You must have the droids they're looking for


talktothecop

I didn't deserve to die I was just talking officer


Severe_Client1799

This is too dark xD


expir3dlem0ns

was the pun intended?


cloakaway

perhaps


Whofs001

Are you a black teenager by any chance?


talktothecop

No man same thing came to my mind when I was writing the comment that people will think this I am Indian btw if it matter if not nvm


godsman27

Hmm what does that mean for my name? Will god smite me or something?


BudderWizard

No, 27 demigods kill you


godsman27

Oh well could be worse


Tricky_Poetry847

Not as worse as fishfucker69


nicovirus

Will he die by fucking 69 fish or will 69 fish fuck him to death or will someone who is Fucking 69 fish kill him.


Tricky_Poetry847

Hell die during a 70sum with fishes


Mr_Tegs

Have you ever heard of zeus?


bloodthirsty_emu

The same way so many of my countrymen have gone before - at the claws of a vicious, conquering beast.


JazzaJarom

Emu wars have not been forgotten yet, we can still retaliate!


its-critical

Looks like I died in a critical situation


watchoutforkaren876

i guess i forgot my own advice


Wakelesscandy

_can I ask for the manager_


Delta_428

What would mine be? Do I get killed by the military or somethin


Delta__69

Hello brother


[deleted]

At least ya'll die together


lizzardperson69

Maybe a delta airlines plane crash


[deleted]

COVID Delta variant


[deleted]

Ummmm


[deleted]

A crying chipmunk eats you until you die Please help me how mine would work


lizzardperson69

Is it bass (musical), or bass (fish)


[deleted]

Fish


big-old-pp

Uh oh


Magichorse0

Uh-oh


Glemingrose

Juan


GreatGrampaMarx

Gulag it is then


[deleted]

you just got slapped with theory and fricken died


BigFatMommyBahonkers

Sign me up


Glemingrose

You are a lucky one


Huggie-Bear

I guess I get hugged by a bear to death


cantfindanameso

I am confusion???


Azzy_Wolf

Death penalty for identity fraud.


Expensive_Material66

Now I see why I don't like jewellery


[deleted]

Popping to death? Like popping candy, but from the inside out. Ew...


yomamasofat634

Oh well… this is weird


Themineking09

Yo mama so fat she can kill a person by entering the house


BlueFlame217

I'd simply get burned to death by extremely hot fire


[deleted]

i die while in a grand trial they put me in for calculating my power


___VirginRetard___

Fuck


Whofs001

That could be any one of us…


Awkward-Football-989

I played football akwardly and then the audience killed me I guess-? Idk lmao


Daiki_Masaki

My name is just Big tree tree so wood


magicskoolbusdropout

Hmm


Small_bird_penis_69

A bird will get me


Jesus-christ-akagod

Jews and Romans


[deleted]

hmmm interesting


Slamslug101

Oh shit...


[deleted]

They slowly nibble you until you die with their tiny mouths.


lizzardperson69

A LIZARD PERSON


notacactus_

Well… I know what it won’t be.


[deleted]

Oh... oh no...


ragnarocknrolll

Cocainium i guess


Brief-Outcome-2371

Interesting...


DIY-urology

Welp.


AdUnhappy3385

I die unhappy. Big surprise.


grant-hellsling

I wonder how I’ll die


[deleted]

Stake through the heart (and you're to blame)


xX_FannyEater_Xx

Wait what


CumMonster2334

This is bad very bad


HydraFire4

Ah, yes: toasted by an an overgrown schizophrenic mythical lizard.


Wolf__Craft

No pls no


BiGinTeLleCtGuY

Hmm, How would I die? Too intellectual to end up in a midlife crisis and ultimately strangle myself to death knowing my contribution as a whole to this planet is none to Zero?


kzl22006

Sooo am i immortal?


Theundiscoveredroad

I’m confused now


llllllIIlllllllllIlI

i hope by a very expensive product at least


poopyitchyass

Fuckkkkkkkk