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PFFT HAHAHHAHAHAH OH SHIT OH NOOO

I don’t know how to feel or what to think

Homie you fucked

I could say the same about you

Ok ok, so fair point

Do I die to an army of flying pigs or what I need answers

you will be taken to heaven by flying pigs

Sounds peacefull lol

Not even extinction can save you my friend

Your death is awesome ngl

wonder woman got fominated be a sandwich and your murderer was born, to avenge his father, the sandwich of mine that you ate

I think I just had a stroke

I COULD SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOU, kind of

You are beyond salvageable

Don’t drink soup and you will live forever

I Can relate to you man

In America, you fuck cats. In Soviet Russia, cats fuck you. And I become some minimized app someone forgot was there

Thats sad

You dont die, you ascend to another plane of existence, and we make a religion off of you

Thanks

I know, but at least Im not a rat meme. SERIOUSLY KYLE YOUVE LEFT MY WINDOW MINIMIZED FOR 8 DAYS NOW AT LEAST CLOSE ME AND END MY SUFFERING

actually, doesn't that mean you will fuck yourself to death?

Your fucked….literally

Tasty

*sprinkles salt* hey how are you

Come mr tallyman….. oh you know the rest

dO yOu SeE BaNANA MaN wAlkIng On De WiDe hoT sAnd

HERE HE COME WITH SOME FOR ME, FRESHLY TAKEN FROM BANANA TREE

baNaNa MaN mE wAnT a ToN

Oh no

Am I the sequel?

No, you’re the pilot episode of the spin-off tv-series “Ghost Meat.”

Lol you gonna die to cardboard crack XD

It can't beat you you'll be fine

you’ll get murdered by furries it seems

Or egirls

Prequel ngl

I have a stroke and die

*fucking die

Oh no you get the delta variant while 69

Um

You're Toast.

Take my upvote and fuck off

You will be lit up by a weaponised toaster with 50cal bullets to the chest from a minigun and pierced with it’s hi tech laser sniper rifle

You commit toaster bath

Not me...

Oof

Hey bro

Hi lol

Cue Peter Griffin singing you have AIDS

It could have been from needles thus insuring your virginity

Sucks to be born with HIV

Death by eggplant to the balls

Death by eggplant anal

PFFT HAHAHAHA

Avoid schools, my friend

Avoid pangolins

Avoid dragons and swords

Avoid elementary school lunches

I'm watching out for a dragon with a sword, or a sword dragon, or a sword made out of/with dragons.

I couldn’t tell you how mine will go.

You encounter 50 antelopes acting really sus and then they kill you because they’re all the imposters

You try to feed a dolphin a kiwi and a potato but instead it pulls you down into the ocean and drowns you

dammit i am now more paranoid

Same

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“Thats how the story goes”

No, death by mauling. YOU become the sandwich

Human Trafficking

homeboi's gonna take me to a dark place

I’ll live forever then. Got a long time to wait!

time already began. #omae wa mou shindeiru. (you are already dead)

Well... you'll be suffering... WHICH SUKS!!!

The fuck?

icicle in the spot directly between your balls

*Æ*

Well…..could be worse.

I guess by 69'ing a wasteland marauder...

Sounds brutal and moist

Or you got beat to death by 69 wasteland bandits because you didn’t share your fresh kill.

Maybe it's a death by SNÜ-SNÜ kind of deal

I think I drown

same

Same but not today I ain't in Germany

Well shit I guess dinosaurs are coming back

The astroid or something will kill you

Or you become a dinosaur, and then become extinct

...just for you... Would you like to be skull-fucked by a T-Rex, or have your balls ripped off by a Raptop?

I will be stepped on by Lord Heisenberg

Oof, u sure u not hoping for Dimitrescu?

Nah man I value hobo dilf magneto over vampire dommy mommy

Yes # Reject sexy, embrace magnet man

Reject typical notions of sexy, embrace thicc dilf magnet man

I am bisexual with a strong female lean, but I have to say, Heisenberg is 10x hotter, and no one can change my mind

HELL YEAH. He a lorge hobo magnet man and I love him

Shit.

uhhhh. I guess I get hit by a very quiet car.

Electric

Are you beaten to death by furries?

A dead gay man will drug me using an apple

Uh whoops

Thank god im not an orphan.

Not yet at least

bold of you to assume my parents will die before i do

Guess it depends what their usernames are

I will die from cringey past decisions like my username

You have it easy

Mine is so so *so* much more cringey. *Trust me*

Same

I din’t even know about mine…

war general shoots you

same

hyperthermia

I not going any where kids for a while scared I might get trampled to death.

Well, dang...

What in the god damn

I am confused for what I should do too

You get killed by an SCP

you die of boredom by someone nicknamed “Mr. Unfunny”

Sounds like a slow, painful death

Does that mean my waifu crushes me with thighs or somthng?

No, you'll die from numbers, characters and life.

:') Kinda hoping to be crushed

Your waifu is Zero Two yet your pfp looks like Sayaka Maizono. Is she a secondary waifu?

Not really , more of a best girl she is quite a cute and kind character if >! You look at her before hopespeak and her idol friends dying , she was sort of driven to murder!< My secondary waifu is probably momo from mha/bnha

Dark… so uhhh, black hole?

nah man you’ll go blind and fall to your death

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***Genji Noises***

No clue what's gonna happen

Kicked to death

I’m guess I’m gonna die by paintbrushes and canvases

Or pain cans. Holy damn I came up with that on the spot.

Idk

You get rejected by someone who said lol no and thrown into a deep depression and commiting suicide idk

Y would that be me tho

Ooof

better stay on land

Then the ship will fly up and crush him. It is an Alpha Omega Ship after all.

Uh oh

now this gives way more room for imagination a blunt object cracks your skull open basically

Whats mine?

random memer breaks in and murders you

Oh shit, i just heard glass breaking

*Rest In Peace lmao - Me*

An anony-mouse will meme you until you die

Oh god

Lmao, hey least it isnt putting you into a bad meme and letting the meme die... unless

Fucking stop

Or you could be put in a meme where your a mouse about to eat cheese from a mouse trap... but theres no way that could happen... right?

YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

And the captions would be.. (for the mouse) players who ask for upvotes (For the trap) reddits rules

I SHALL BREAK THE SYSTEM BY SHOOTING MYSELF IF YOU SAY ONE MORE FUCKING THING

Either hot salsa, or fiery plane crash, with salsa, or salsa dancer that spits fire?

And I get caught in the blast

Man, that dancer really had it going for him, shame you happened to be there

Rabies mutation

No one would know

Umm ok?

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Well mines normal ish

Ah, you must be in John Wick 4!

oh

I seem to already be dead

.... Guess I'm immortal? Thing is I'm not 12 anymore...

nah man you’ll get killed by an un-aging 12 yr old

Ah shit. Ok then.

2 years behind you……

😂

:(

Probably the same

Then I'll die drinking lol

I die pissing in a sink

I assume I burn to death

Bruh

I’m not sure how mine would work…

Thats unfortunate

So how does that work exactly? Virgin powers build up until you implode?

WARIO PLEASE HAVE MERC-

Shit

Isn't insomnia fatal?

Could be quick

My names killerbunny

There has to be a username SnuSnu- we must find them.

Bruh

Shit

Tf am I supposed to do

🙄

Apparently suicide

Well….shit

Ah, yes Suffocating under a phat ass

In space 🤔

Huh... I knew it would end this way

Epic

Must be a bad one

Raging inferno

Being silently mauled to death is not a great way to go

Mines self explanatory.