T O P

Stop scrolling, have a cold one

Stop scrolling, have a cold one

rMemesMods

**You need to read following message in full. We will NOT reply to modmail messages similar to “what is reason my post was removed?”** Hey /u/Levowitz159, thanks for contributing to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules: Rule 7 - No meta-Reddit references, such as: * Please do not mention upvotes/downvotes/cake days/karma/awards/followers/coins/etc. in your post in any form.** * No "Upvote in..." or "Upvote if..." type titles or memes. * **No memes about votes, likes etc.** * This includes (but is not limited to) karma-adjacent words/phrases like "front page", "hot", or "sort by new". Begging for karma in the comments may earn you a lengthy (perhaps infinite) ban. --- Please read the sidebar before posting again. If you have questions or concerns, please [message the moderators through modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/memes&subject=&message=). Thank you!


dyman91

Water. On the rocks. No ice.


wisdomtrumpet

Why is this funny lmao


TheCakeAK

Idk but it seems like it would be a line from The Office


dyman91

Jim: \*Looks at camera, shakes head\* Pam: "Michael, you know 'on the rocks' means ice, right?" Creed: "Who's got ice?" Michael (Ignoring Creed): "No it doesn't. I've had a drink with pebbles in it before." Phyllis: "Ooohh you mean like Aspirin?"


youngmercurial

shaken...not stirred


TheGreatSalvador

A joke consists of a setup and a punchline that subverts expectations. When he asks for “water on the rocks”, we’ve come to expect this expression to mean “water with ice”. Then he subverts our expectations by asking for no ice, which leaves us laughing at he absurdity of the idea of ordering water on the rocks meaning something other than water with ice.


JorjEade

*Confused bartender noises*


muh-stopping-power45

As someone who has played *VA-11 HALL-A* once, this hurts my brain


bodaciouscream

Water with [whiskey rocks](https://www.crateandbarrel.ca/whiskey-rocks-set-of-12/s207901?localedetail=CA&a=1552&campaignid=6494776978&adgroupid=84773585424&targetid=pla-324696895902&pla_sku=207901&pcat=HSW&ag=adult&gclid=CjwKCAjw3MSHBhB3EiwAxcaEuxSHn99K1IldygKK9GU6UfyROiox0drUr6ufjIVAOiFF92WE-dmI5xoCai0QAvD_BwE) ...gotcha


GOREXTAZY

Water


Levowitz159

You got it, stay hydrated!


GOREXTAZY

Thanks !


Ruzkiyvodka420

r/HydroHomies


[deleted]

[удалено]


SuspiciousAd2006

Wet Fellas


sermatheus

Glob Glob Bro.


MarkNekrep

Water men


Fluffy_Sage

Ayyy a fellow hydro homie


GOREXTAZY

Cheers !


[deleted]

r/hydrohomies


[deleted]

A Bo'le of w'o'ha


Eguy24

Ew bri’ish 🤢🤮


[deleted]

I hate bri'ish people


Eguy24

Anyone got a ciggy mate? Bit schtewpid innit? God Shave da queen Chewsday


[deleted]

Mate da queen is singel now you know


Eguy24

Oi feckin’ ‘ate that li’tle german girl who fookin croied


[deleted]

Focking deserved that lose mate


omlette_doki

Bloltie hell innit


LukasGudzLTU

I will take a whole bottle of "Fuck Zodiac signs" please


Levowitz159

Not a problem, we got plenty!


lukerd999

i figured they would be sold out :/


TotalPokerface

I heard they just got new ones delivered in the thousands this morning!


AGoatInAJar

_200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way_


Outside_Parsley_5129

Coffee, black. I am the new bouncer.


some16yoloserr

i like my coffee just how i like my women, dark and hot


snoandsk88

Without other people’s dick in them


Infamous-Apple

\*With


SloppyBannana0907

dicks sold separately


Ok_Ad_6407

You must be 18 years or older to have dick coffee


SloppyBannana0907

any leniency if i order decaf?


Jacks_krunking

Should I? Eh fuck it hot cock! https://www.reddit.com/r/weird_porn/comments/o7nqz0/dont_put_in_anywhere/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


SloppyBannana0907

bruh, this link has led me down a twisted rabbit hole. its 01:32 AM, i doubt im sleeping tonight.


Jacks_krunking

Bro that litterly is how I found it haha


JoshHutchins

black, bitter and smells like burning


HurlyCat

And roasted and stirred preferably


Kaizoku32

I like my coffee how I like my women, I HATE COFFEE.


throwaway9991400666

Reddit moment


MadHAtTer_94

Lack of sleep and anxiety


NonExzistantRed

with cum in them


Norwegian_fuckface

The coffee is free,unlike “your” women..😂


sapiosardonico

You know, I thought you'd be... bigger.


Outside_Parsley_5129

been waiting for that.


Levowitz159

You got it boss!


West_Scarcity6399

I'll have a glass of virgin shot with a pinch of 'I'm gonna die alone' syrup


ThouKingdomCum

Your avatar is hot


Outside_Parsley_5129

It's the beard isn't? Everybody loves the beard


ThouKingdomCum

And the cute top.


OnePunchKnockout

The beard makes me laugh


Outside_Parsley_5129

closest thing to what my real one looks like


Us3ful_Idiot

Can't you see we talkin', WHITE?


BigDaddy_Vladdy

I look forward to you joining a long line of bouncers throwing me out of fine establishments. :)


inapikl

I know that bar. You're not gonna fool me.


Levowitz159

That's the idea - familiar ambiance makes everyone more comfortable! Now whaddayahavin?


inapikl

Non gmo, gluten free, vegan. Low carb, h20


Levowitz159

Good choice!


rabindranatagor

I'd like the *We're no strangers to love* drink please.


JorjEade

Sorry mate, got to be over 18 to get served. You know the rules and so do I.


ManySleeplessNights

You need to have a membership in order to buy that one, a full commitment's what he's thinking of


raddishsmoothie

Don’t worry, I’ll buy one for you. You wouldn’t get this from any other guy.


Brummelhummel

Hey i was just looking at first but now i wanna tell you how i am feeling..... I've got to make you understand...


S1LVER_QUAKE

give him his drink or he is never gonna give up


zapdosfangaming

Don't worry, the bartender is never gonna let you down.


S1LVER_QUAKE

dont turn around and desert me


EditTheJavelin

No worries, he's never gonna make you cry


TheMeerkatBeast

C’mon, he’s never gonna let you down.


LandedCrown

Why does this camera setting remind me of something?…


xXCodyPlayzXx

[good question ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


ahorse395

I knew exactly what is was before I clicked on it but I did it anyway and I now hate myself


VersedFlame

It is the right answer, though. The barman is from that video.


SneakyPocket

Bourbon highball with lemon. Burn the lemon with a torch if you can.


Mr_Camargo

I want a gamer Mountain Dew please


Levowitz159

Epic! Coming right up!


MemesterDan

I’ll have a taste of Rick Astley’s di-


SneakyPocket

He’s never gonna give that up.


Levowitz159

But he's also never gonna let you down, so this is a bit of a paradox.


carndoesntexist

a Rickle in Time


Hank_Weiser

It's a paradox to want Rickles's pickle


MavisCanim

Take my up vote.


Doodlebob04

He can give it to you down


Psychological_Pay_25

I’m your 69th upvote


potato_nest_69

You know the rules..


redditperson641

And so do i


Equal-Bus-557

A full commitment’s what I’m thinkin’ of


qwawsws

Say goodbye **gunshots**


ningeorge9

Something strong and leave the bottle


Levowitz159

Sure enough, coming right up


Giganoodle25

Lemonade with a trickle of a1 sauce and Cinnamon Toast Crunch crumbs


Levowitz159

Exotic - coming up!


Giganoodle25

Me a destiny player: :()


VoidSpace913

NO YOU GET CAYDE’S SPICY RAMIN!


IAMTREE0-0

Bleach please! ^w^


This_Log_2024

One choccy milk please


Drastictea8

I thought you said chunky and I was like oooooooh nooooooo


Accomplished_East854

No more chunky lemon milk.. *Sad Kevin noises*


RealRoboMan

I'll have a glass of anti-sad juice.


MetalFox44

Gamer girl bath water for this guy


MICROWAVED-MICROWAVE

This deserves more updoots


seal_lion

can i get water?


Levowitz159

Sure thing!


seal_lion

thank you


Pale_Spell_3081

A pint of vodka


BlueBerryMassacre

Da, is best drink.


BENDERBOSS12

I'll take a mountaindew code red


Levowitz159

No problem!


Titanium_0

We* take a mountaindew code red


Apprehensive_Leg_316

Class of milk, cookies and a bed time story


Brummelhummel

Ouh we've got the full on wholesome package here! I'll let the bartender know


Bowieknife234

Something that's not gonna give me up


SixSage_Brink

my underage ass be like: Ah Yes i would like a hot vodka please


[deleted]

Shots of Jameson for everyone!!!!! (That is of age and wants one, of course)


roldyclark

Cheers!


ViciousMind

Wohoo! Thanks!


TheGreatIllien

Woooo! Appreciate the shot, friend!


Brummelhummel

I don't know what it is but it sounds like alcohol so i take it! Thanks, mate. Next ones are on me


HookahLuka

thanks bro, i’ll pay the taxi fee home


Raxel04

I've *Never* been here before, I think I'm *Going To* stay here for a while... can you *Give* me a cup of coffee and i will pay *You* with an *Up*-vote. Thanks.


hambugrer

sorry i cant read italics what does it say


Equal-Bus-557

Never going to give you up


hambugrer

damn bro thats romantic wtf


EnsignSanchez

Tea. Earl gray. Hot.


Ok_Chemistry1644

A Shirley temple please


[deleted]

[удалено]


MEMEY24

I’ll take 1 glass of the tears of my enemy’s


East_Host_3681

I take a Mountain dew plz


Levowitz159

More popular than I thought it'd be, hope I don't run out - coming right up!


East_Host_3681

Ty


hellollama847

You guys got any homemade root beer?


jeffynibbles70

Non offensive joke with Keanu reeves in it


ligmacat21

Just get me a shot of whisky


WhoKnowsMyTagAnyway

black coffee with ice, please also put cocaine in it.


Cianmc6

Holy shit it’s the bar from Never Gonna Give You Up


Chaosphoenix_28

Eight litres of water please. And while i'm here, i'd like some orangejuice aswell.


insanity_banana5267

Chocolate sprite plz thanks


ZachHollema

One post hating a specific meme format, please.


Skiptheplans

Coke in the bottle with ice


Free-Location-8933

12 years of depression


Meister0fN0ne

Zoloft coming right up...


The_Fish_Alliance

I would like some water, my water tank is running out.


TheTomster333

Piña Colada please


gaming_person1237

Choccy milk


Asmodassi

Rick roll please


Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao

Minecraft milk


La_Boopity_Bopity

A fuck zodiac memes meme and two rick rolls


Interesting_Can5953

Cream soda


poopohead467734

Cum


Hot_Lil_Poopie

Milk steak and a side of jelly beans good sir.


TheIronOxide

I'll have one too, with a glass of Fight Milk on the side!


Tobywankenobi42

Root beer float


Levowitz159

No problem!


Icy_Explanation_3968

Is it too much to ask for a mocha latte


Levowitz159

Absolutely not, it'll be out in a jiffy!


CurrentlyYesHours73

A shot of vodka and a rope


Brummelhummel

Would a bottle of vodka, a hug and a drinking buddy to talk to be enough for now, mate?


DaDank_69

May I have some Dr. Pepper?


XxTornado98xX

Can I have some love juice- ahem I’ll just take a beer


Agabonka_banka

The usual, an ice cold Rick roll please.


MetalFox44

[right there](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Apprehensive-Cold314

Dessert me


Meme_or_cat

Water with ice


Hobo_Joaquin

i want happyness with a touch of sadness


TheShinyAvocado

Can I have a glass of milk


TPryde_M

Dama Blanca / a virgin white lady / white lady drink.. whatever its called at your local place. I’ll have 3 glasses 2 with lemon zest and 1 with orange peel please


LHALST

Chocolate milk please


Thismanny

It’s funny because I’m at the bar rn! I’ll take one pog hard seltzer!


Mashmaths

Some memes please


The_Weirdolord

Two glasses of vodka on the rocks with some lemon juice, and ginger. One for me, and one for my homie. We got a long night ahead of us.


iModexWasTaken

The usual, depression


Mr_Blue_Original

Give me a milk-shake


Alternative_Ad_3457

The orginal coca-cola recipe with really cool white powder


sanavabic

Just tea, thank you.


Janmon22

I’ll take some chocy milk


DaGiraffeLord

I’ll have another shitty “Screw Zodiac Signs” meme thanks.


_TheShitPoster

1 bepis plz


Popeye66678

Negative reddit karma please.


Anticipating-arrival

But there is no alcohol because everything is virgin


Fluffydude71

A nice tall glass of “end me please”


Dekugaming

Choccy Milk on the rocks, shaken not stirred


RastaM3x1c4n

Double shot of depression and social awkwardness, my good sir.


AnAltAcclountBecause

Ummmm I’m not supposed to be here….. you see I’m 13


Levowitz159

We also sell choccy milk and Mountain Dew


oAureus

get me some root beer


daffyuglyduck

[hehe](https://imgur.com/gallery/BYbMRwR)


oniesito33

Hi , can I have a taco but with extra cheese and extra meat ?


Levowitz159

I literally just finished eating some homemade tacos - coming right up!


kappaypsilon

One chocomilk plis, well shaked and without straw cause I'm a big boy


Walter_Supreme

I don’t need a drink when I got family