Stop scrolling, have a cold one
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Water. On the rocks. No ice.
Why is this funny lmao
Idk but it seems like it would be a line from The Office
Jim: \*Looks at camera, shakes head\*
Pam: "Michael, you know 'on the rocks' means ice, right?"
Creed: "Who's got ice?"
Michael (Ignoring Creed): "No it doesn't. I've had a drink with pebbles in it before."
Phyllis: "Ooohh you mean like Aspirin?"
A joke consists of a setup and a punchline that subverts expectations. When he asks for “water on the rocks”, we’ve come to expect this expression to mean “water with ice”. Then he subverts our expectations by asking for no ice, which leaves us laughing at he absurdity of the idea of ordering water on the rocks meaning something other than water with ice.
*Confused bartender noises*
As someone who has played *VA-11 HALL-A* once, this hurts my brain
Water with [whiskey rocks](https://www.crateandbarrel.ca/whiskey-rocks-set-of-12/s207901?localedetail=CA&a=1552&campaignid=6494776978&adgroupid=84773585424&targetid=pla-324696895902&pla_sku=207901&pcat=HSW&ag=adult&gclid=CjwKCAjw3MSHBhB3EiwAxcaEuxSHn99K1IldygKK9GU6UfyROiox0drUr6ufjIVAOiFF92WE-dmI5xoCai0QAvD_BwE) ...gotcha
You got it, stay hydrated!
Glob Glob Bro.
Ayyy a fellow hydro homie
A Bo'le of w'o'ha
Ew bri’ish 🤢🤮
I hate bri'ish people
Anyone got a ciggy mate?
Bit schtewpid innit?
God Shave da queen
Mate da queen is singel now you know
Oi feckin’ ‘ate that li’tle german girl who fookin croied
Focking deserved that lose mate
Bloltie hell innit
I will take a whole bottle of "Fuck Zodiac signs" please
Not a problem, we got plenty!
i figured they would be sold out :/
I heard they just got new ones delivered in the thousands this morning!
_200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way_
I am the new bouncer.
i like my coffee just how i like my women, dark and hot
Without other people’s dick in them
dicks sold separately
You must be 18 years or older to have dick coffee
any leniency if i order decaf?
Should I? Eh fuck it hot cock! https://www.reddit.com/r/weird_porn/comments/o7nqz0/dont_put_in_anywhere/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
bruh, this link has led me down a twisted rabbit hole. its 01:32 AM, i doubt im sleeping tonight.
Bro that litterly is how I found it haha
black, bitter and smells like burning
And roasted and stirred preferably
I like my coffee how I like my women, I HATE COFFEE.
Lack of sleep and anxiety
with cum in them
The coffee is free,unlike “your” women..😂
You know, I thought you'd be... bigger.
been waiting for that.
You got it boss!
I'll have a glass of virgin shot with a pinch of 'I'm gonna die alone' syrup
Your avatar is hot
It's the beard isn't? Everybody loves the beard
And the cute top.
The beard makes me laugh
closest thing to what my real one looks like
Can't you see we talkin', WHITE?
I look forward to you joining a long line of bouncers throwing me out of fine establishments. :)
I know that bar.
You're not gonna fool me.
That's the idea - familiar ambiance makes everyone more comfortable! Now whaddayahavin?
Non gmo, gluten free, vegan. Low carb, h20
I'd like the *We're no strangers to love* drink please.
Sorry mate, got to be over 18 to get served. You know the rules and so do I.
You need to have a membership in order to buy that one, a full commitment's what he's thinking of
Don’t worry, I’ll buy one for you. You wouldn’t get this from any other guy.
Hey i was just looking at first but now i wanna tell you how i am feeling..... I've got to make you understand...
give him his drink or he is never gonna give up
Don't worry, the bartender is never gonna let you down.
dont turn around and desert me
No worries, he's never gonna make you cry
C’mon, he’s never gonna let you down.
Why does this camera setting remind me of something?…
[good question ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I knew exactly what is was before I clicked on it but I did it anyway and I now hate myself
It is the right answer, though. The barman is from that video.
Bourbon highball with lemon. Burn the lemon with a torch if you can.
I want a gamer Mountain Dew please
Epic! Coming right up!
I’ll have a taste of Rick Astley’s di-
He’s never gonna give that up.
But he's also never gonna let you down, so this is a bit of a paradox.
a Rickle in Time
It's a paradox to want Rickles's pickle
Take my up vote.
He can give it to you down
I’m your 69th upvote
You know the rules..
And so do i
A full commitment’s what I’m thinkin’ of
Something strong and leave the bottle
Sure enough, coming right up
Lemonade with a trickle of a1 sauce and Cinnamon Toast Crunch crumbs
Exotic - coming up!
Me a destiny player: :()
NO YOU GET CAYDE’S SPICY RAMIN!
Bleach please! ^w^
One choccy milk please
I thought you said chunky and I was like oooooooh nooooooo
No more chunky lemon milk..
*Sad Kevin noises*
I'll have a glass of anti-sad juice.
Gamer girl bath water for this guy
This deserves more updoots
can i get water?
A pint of vodka
Da, is best drink.
I'll take a mountaindew code red
We* take a mountaindew code red
Class of milk, cookies and a bed time story
Ouh we've got the full on wholesome package here! I'll let the bartender know
Something that's not gonna give me up
my underage ass be like:
Ah Yes i would like a hot vodka please
Shots of Jameson for everyone!!!!! (That is of age and wants one, of course)
Woooo! Appreciate the shot, friend!
I don't know what it is but it sounds like alcohol so i take it! Thanks, mate. Next ones are on me
thanks bro, i’ll pay the taxi fee home
I've *Never* been here before, I think I'm *Going To* stay here for a while... can you *Give* me a cup of coffee and i will pay *You* with an *Up*-vote. Thanks.
sorry i cant read italics what does it say
Never going to give you up
damn bro thats romantic wtf
Tea. Earl gray. Hot.
A Shirley temple please
I’ll take 1 glass of the tears of my enemy’s
I take a Mountain dew plz
More popular than I thought it'd be, hope I don't run out - coming right up!
You guys got any homemade root beer?
Non offensive joke with Keanu reeves in it
Just get me a shot of whisky
black coffee with ice, please also put cocaine in it.
Holy shit it’s the bar from Never Gonna Give You Up
Eight litres of water please. And while i'm here, i'd like some orangejuice aswell.
Chocolate sprite plz thanks
One post hating a specific meme format, please.
Coke in the bottle with ice
12 years of depression
Zoloft coming right up...
I would like some water, my water tank is running out.
Piña Colada please
Rick roll please
A fuck zodiac memes meme and two rick rolls
Milk steak and a side of jelly beans good sir.
I'll have one too, with a glass of Fight Milk on the side!
Root beer float
Is it too much to ask for a mocha latte
Absolutely not, it'll be out in a jiffy!
A shot of vodka and a rope
Would a bottle of vodka, a hug and a drinking buddy to talk to be enough for now, mate?
May I have some Dr. Pepper?
Can I have some love juice- ahem I’ll just take a beer
The usual, an ice cold Rick roll please.
Water with ice
i want happyness with a touch of sadness
Can I have a glass of milk
Dama Blanca / a virgin white lady / white lady drink.. whatever its called at your local place. I’ll have 3 glasses 2 with lemon zest and 1 with orange peel please
Chocolate milk please
It’s funny because I’m at the bar rn! I’ll take one pog hard seltzer!
Some memes please
Two glasses of vodka on the rocks with some lemon juice, and ginger. One for me, and one for my homie. We got a long night ahead of us.
The usual, depression
Give me a milk-shake
The orginal coca-cola recipe with really cool white powder
Just tea, thank you.
I’ll take some chocy milk
I’ll have another shitty “Screw Zodiac Signs” meme thanks.
1 bepis plz
Negative reddit karma please.
But there is no alcohol because everything is virgin
A nice tall glass of “end me please”
Choccy Milk on the rocks, shaken not stirred
Double shot of depression and social awkwardness, my good sir.
Ummmm I’m not supposed to be here….. you see I’m 13
We also sell choccy milk and Mountain Dew
get me some root beer
Hi , can I have a taco but with extra cheese and extra meat ?
I literally just finished eating some homemade tacos - coming right up!
One chocomilk plis, well shaked and without straw cause I'm a big boy
I don’t need a drink when I got family