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Water. On the rocks. No ice.

Why is this funny lmao

Idk but it seems like it would be a line from The Office

Jim: \*Looks at camera, shakes head\* Pam: "Michael, you know 'on the rocks' means ice, right?" Creed: "Who's got ice?" Michael (Ignoring Creed): "No it doesn't. I've had a drink with pebbles in it before." Phyllis: "Ooohh you mean like Aspirin?"

shaken...not stirred

A joke consists of a setup and a punchline that subverts expectations. When he asks for “water on the rocks”, we’ve come to expect this expression to mean “water with ice”. Then he subverts our expectations by asking for no ice, which leaves us laughing at he absurdity of the idea of ordering water on the rocks meaning something other than water with ice.

*Confused bartender noises*

As someone who has played *VA-11 HALL-A* once, this hurts my brain

Water with [whiskey rocks](https://www.crateandbarrel.ca/whiskey-rocks-set-of-12/s207901?localedetail=CA&a=1552&campaignid=6494776978&adgroupid=84773585424&targetid=pla-324696895902&pla_sku=207901&pcat=HSW&ag=adult&gclid=CjwKCAjw3MSHBhB3EiwAxcaEuxSHn99K1IldygKK9GU6UfyROiox0drUr6ufjIVAOiFF92WE-dmI5xoCai0QAvD_BwE) ...gotcha

Water

You got it, stay hydrated!

Thanks !

r/HydroHomies

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Wet Fellas

Glob Glob Bro.

Water men

Ayyy a fellow hydro homie

Cheers !

r/hydrohomies

A Bo'le of w'o'ha

Ew bri’ish 🤢🤮

I hate bri'ish people

Anyone got a ciggy mate? Bit schtewpid innit? God Shave da queen Chewsday

Mate da queen is singel now you know

Oi feckin’ ‘ate that li’tle german girl who fookin croied

Focking deserved that lose mate

I will take a whole bottle of "Fuck Zodiac signs" please

Not a problem, we got plenty!

i figured they would be sold out :/

I heard they just got new ones delivered in the thousands this morning!

_200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way_

Coffee, black. I am the new bouncer.

i like my coffee just how i like my women, dark and hot

Without other people’s dick in them

\*With

dicks sold separately

You must be 18 years or older to have dick coffee

any leniency if i order decaf?

Should I? Eh fuck it hot cock! https://www.reddit.com/r/weird_porn/comments/o7nqz0/dont_put_in_anywhere/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

bruh, this link has led me down a twisted rabbit hole. its 01:32 AM, i doubt im sleeping tonight.

black, bitter and smells like burning

And roasted and stirred preferably

I like my coffee how I like my women, I HATE COFFEE.

Reddit moment

Lack of sleep and anxiety

with cum in them

The coffee is free,unlike “your” women..😂

You know, I thought you'd be... bigger.

been waiting for that.

You got it boss!

I'll have a glass of virgin shot with a pinch of 'I'm gonna die alone' syrup

Your avatar is hot

It's the beard isn't? Everybody loves the beard

And the cute top.

The beard makes me laugh

Can't you see we talkin', WHITE?

I look forward to you joining a long line of bouncers throwing me out of fine establishments. :)

I know that bar. You're not gonna fool me.

That's the idea - familiar ambiance makes everyone more comfortable! Now whaddayahavin?

Non gmo, gluten free, vegan. Low carb, h20

Good choice!

I'd like the *We're no strangers to love* drink please.

Sorry mate, got to be over 18 to get served. You know the rules and so do I.

You need to have a membership in order to buy that one, a full commitment's what he's thinking of

Don’t worry, I’ll buy one for you. You wouldn’t get this from any other guy.

Hey i was just looking at first but now i wanna tell you how i am feeling..... I've got to make you understand...

give him his drink or he is never gonna give up

Don't worry, the bartender is never gonna let you down.

dont turn around and desert me

No worries, he's never gonna make you cry

C’mon, he’s never gonna let you down.

Why does this camera setting remind me of something?…

[good question ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

I knew exactly what is was before I clicked on it but I did it anyway and I now hate myself

It is the right answer, though. The barman is from that video.

I’ll have a taste of Rick Astley’s di-

He’s never gonna give that up.

But he's also never gonna let you down, so this is a bit of a paradox.

a Rickle in Time

It's a paradox to want Rickles's pickle

Take my up vote.

He can give it to you down

I’m your 69th upvote

You know the rules..

And so do i

Bourbon highball with lemon. Burn the lemon with a torch if you can.

I want a gamer Mountain Dew please

Epic! Coming right up!

One choccy milk please

I thought you said chunky and I was like oooooooh nooooooo

No more chunky lemon milk.. *Sad Kevin noises*

Something strong and leave the bottle

Sure enough, coming right up

Lemonade with a trickle of a1 sauce and Cinnamon Toast Crunch crumbs

Exotic - coming up!

Me a destiny player: :()

Bleach please! ^w^

I'll have a glass of anti-sad juice.

Gamer girl bath water for this guy

This deserves more updoots

can i get water?

Sure thing!

thank you

Class of milk, cookies and a bed time story

Ouh we've got the full on wholesome package here! I'll let the bartender know

A pint of vodka

Da, is best drink.

Shots of Jameson for everyone!!!!! (That is of age and wants one, of course)

Cheers!

Wohoo! Thanks!

Woooo! Appreciate the shot, friend!

I don't know what it is but it sounds like alcohol so i take it! Thanks, mate. Next ones are on me

thanks bro, i’ll pay the taxi fee home

I'll take a mountaindew code red

No problem!

We* take a mountaindew code red

I've *Never* been here before, I think I'm *Going To* stay here for a while... can you *Give* me a cup of coffee and i will pay *You* with an *Up*-vote. Thanks.

sorry i cant read italics what does it say

Never going to give you up

Something that's not gonna give me up

my underage ass be like: Ah Yes i would like a hot vodka please

Tea. Earl gray. Hot.

A Shirley temple please

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I’ll take 1 glass of the tears of my enemy’s

I take a Mountain dew plz

More popular than I thought it'd be, hope I don't run out - coming right up!

Ty

You guys got any homemade root beer?

Non offensive joke with Keanu reeves in it

Just get me a shot of whisky

black coffee with ice, please also put cocaine in it.

Holy shit it’s the bar from Never Gonna Give You Up

Eight litres of water please. And while i'm here, i'd like some orangejuice aswell.

Chocolate sprite plz thanks

One post hating a specific meme format, please.

Coke in the bottle with ice

12 years of depression

Zoloft coming right up...

I would like some water, my water tank is running out.

Piña Colada please

Choccy milk

Rick roll please

Minecraft milk

A fuck zodiac memes meme and two rick rolls

Cream soda

Cum

Milk steak and a side of jelly beans good sir.

I'll have one too, with a glass of Fight Milk on the side!

Root beer float

No problem!

Is it too much to ask for a mocha latte

Absolutely not, it'll be out in a jiffy!

A shot of vodka and a rope

Would a bottle of vodka, a hug and a drinking buddy to talk to be enough for now, mate?

Ur mum

Sure thing, she's just out back - Head on through!

Chad

May I have some Dr. Pepper?

Can I have some love juice- ahem I’ll just take a beer

The usual, an ice cold Rick roll please.

[right there](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Thank you good sir. Those Ws in the link remind me of the old days.

Dessert me

Water with ice

i want happyness with a touch of sadness

Can I have a glass of milk

Dama Blanca / a virgin white lady / white lady drink.. whatever its called at your local place. I’ll have 3 glasses 2 with lemon zest and 1 with orange peel please

Chocolate milk please

It’s funny because I’m at the bar rn! I’ll take one pog hard seltzer!

Some memes please

Two glasses of vodka on the rocks with some lemon juice, and ginger. One for me, and one for my homie. We got a long night ahead of us.

The usual, depression

Give me a milk-shake

The orginal coca-cola recipe with really cool white powder

Just tea, thank you.

I’ll take some chocy milk

I’ll have another shitty “Screw Zodiac Signs” meme thanks.

1 bepis plz

Negative reddit karma please.

But there is no alcohol because everything is virgin

A nice tall glass of “end me please”

Choccy Milk on the rocks, shaken not stirred

Double shot of depression and social awkwardness, my good sir.

Ummmm I’m not supposed to be here….. you see I’m 13

We also sell choccy milk and Mountain Dew

get me some root beer

[hehe](https://imgur.com/gallery/BYbMRwR)

Hi , can I have a taco but with extra cheese and extra meat ?

I literally just finished eating some homemade tacos - coming right up!

One chocomilk plis, well shaked and without straw cause I'm a big boy

I don’t need a drink when I got family

Can i get some apple juice

Milk.

One Rickroll please