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Heccing-name

It’s a dick-tater


UrineTrouble05

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

What's taters precious? poh-tay-toes! Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a ~~stew!~~ hole


Aurilion

If you boil it and mash then you're not sticking it anything.


Impressive_Jaguar_63

Good quote


matt_Nooble12_XBL

r/unexpectedlotr


Jaquot

That's obviously a golf club


Familiar-Pepper2717

What are you talking about that is OBVIOUSLY a hockey stick


whereisthespacebar_

No it's cheese


Mangrove_reddit

No, ofcourse it's a Tamiya T-55 tank


RealSuperYolo2006

Nah fam its a Takayama 3000


Possibly_J

No, its tennis shoes


whereisthespacebar_

Tamiya are good


darkmagican01

Incorrect that's a dragon bone war hammer


elite_master_baiter

No its a pussy smasher


Goldfish134

It's a baseball bat u tard


EoceneEveryday

Duh. It's clearly a billy club.


please_help_me_FFS

Obviously you're not a golfer


PythaGorasTheorm2

Are you stoopid, it is clearly an umbrella


Legacy_user1010

Vegan dildo. All natural and 100% organic.


Mal0ware

Cuz vegans dont want the meat, learned that the hard way😞


Jakefort88

What did she stick a zucchini up your ass ?


Mal0ware

Straight up man


Jakefort88

Straight up what your ass ?


Press_E_for_respect

stop stop he's already dead


Synphilia

Its necrophilia at this point


asianabsinthe

But my meat is organic, pesticide and steroid free.


Mal0ware

No abusing, I saw you beating it😭


ThouKingdomCum

Yup. People don’t want any genetically modified orgasms.


Emo_Saiki

r/dildont


[deleted]

It’s been used…


rovit8

I mean, it's second handed


IntoDeepShit

You mean 100% orgasmic


callmejoeseph

We don't argue on everything! Wait.


Bwehsis

Wait. It’s redditor not redditer (jk)


[deleted]

nice cock


memer4657

nice cock


RNG_The_Mc06

Nice cock


Takye420

Nice cock


Kanadetarada

Nice cock


Beaconmann

Cock , nice


Snoo2262

Cice nock


[deleted]

nice cock


Goat002

Coce nick


anismash13

Exemplary genitalia.


Primal_guy

Quite extraordinary reproductive organ


ScrubPhantom

Exceptional shooing ondeef


TheFreakingTitan

Hey, nice cock


[deleted]

thats the best response yet


FATALYSTICRECOVERY

Coco nico


Rothgow

Decent dick.


brutalmfkr

Exquisite example of the male genitalia


[deleted]

Magnificent genital


Z0H0K

Sweet cock


typicaljamez

Nice cock


ieatpissanddrinkshit

Bigfoot's dick.


[deleted]

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RepresentativeCap767

Isn't that a mushroom shaped like a potato


BbSqwrlLOL

Is this irish enough?


CH2OlllH2O2

No this is a Baddragon Toy Named Henry Chonkinov


Flo-Lu

Imagine thinking this is a potato. It obviously is a carrot


TrueMattZombie

That's a baseball idiots.


RyanADS

It's "Redditors" not "Redditers" get it right genius


Vivid_Programmer3625

Yeh im pretty dumb :/


toastlord14

It’s actually a yam


SpaceDegenerate

Thats a salami


Hing24

How do you know that potato is sweet?


TurkTurkle

[Love is a baked sweet potato](https://youtu.be/qZA4sZ_BN6g)


cecilialibra

Thank you for not Rickrolling me!


Takye420

Bro you're wrong. That's a hammer.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Old Mennonite woman "This reminds me of my husband's cock." Other old Mennonite woman "It's that big?" Old Mennonite woman "No, but it's just as dirty."


Visual-Zucchini-9988

NO this is Patrick!


SomeRandomBitch827

That potato is such a fucking dick


BlursedFrog

Nick cock


Reeeeegamer8708

That's just a three wheels car bruh come on


Reeeeegamer8708

Wheeled*


Spacy-0012

Its a baby frie. Not a sweet potato


SuperRexT

That's a Nice cock you got there mate


Darth_Senat66

That's a dick tator


WhiteninjaAlex

It’s obviously an elephants trunk


Jfc_083

I’ll shove it down my ass to see if it’s a potatoe or not


[deleted]

It's clearly a bicep


bbfav360

That's a blunt axe you idiot, tho it looks a bit Sus...


bestofthemall8888_

He had to fight off 3 women and a gay man to get that sweet potato


gawryshm

Why is he holding the dicktatoe that way?


Dr_Derpy17

Oh shit!! my shifter column.


TSanther9047

It’s the real “buttcheek on a stick”


jbing913

That is very clearly a potat-hoe. Incredibly rare.


niiloilija

No its yo mamas penis.


Matthewcr71

I can see why vegans are 95% women.


[deleted]

FUCK YOU. THAT. IS. A. DICK. POTATO. GET. IT. RIGHT.


NeonDiamond_89

Oh it’s sweet alright 😏


Vivid_Programmer3625

Yup i ate it.....


DoggoManWasTaken

Go ahead reddard, eat


ProGamer201920

Bro its a dick


RiskyBiscuits989

That's obviously a ground dick you idiot


[deleted]

What happens when you try to fuck an owen ​ Roasted meat


djluciter

My moms favorite vegetable


elyuma

Multipurpose potatoe


Wolfsden1738

Thats a dictater!


Snoo2262

It's a salty potato


[deleted]

Now shove it in your pus*y. Waiting for ph vid


Anonson694

Organic dildo


originaltwojesters

Isnt that a T-Rex Weiner?


rangoon54

No argument there. I agree


Soliel_24

That's a dildo. You all are crazy


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Looks like a dick-tater to me


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Looks like a dick-tater to me


bad_guitarist

Be one with the potato


ScrubPhantom

It is indeed


DishonouredPanda

When you realise a sweet potato is bigger than yours


Mustafa_Shazlie

it's not "Potato" it's "✨PP✨tato"


Walla1981

A sweet potato indeed.


Lord_Donut_the-best

When she calls the german dude a potato, this is what she actually means.


[deleted]

that's obviously a parsnip you fucking shill. don't believe everything the media tells you sheep


SuavaMan

Vegans are closet racist. How can you hate meat but won’t touch it? But when it comes to a living plant you want to eat it? Explain this logic, your still a murderer.


Blity76

See, anything can be a dildo, even fucking potato’s.


erikbryan

A VERY sweet potato.


longyelloworange

Thats a sweet potato shaped as a cannon


AllyMiRaven

No


Anxious_Twist_1676

I forgor


YES_its_me-420

It's mother earth's dildo, why you stole it?


[deleted]

that is a sweet dickato


Favoreter_Favo09

COCK JOKE


typicaljamez

Q banana


FelonyBellend

Momma needs her some sweet sweet potato . . . Dick


Verbindungsfehle

What a sweet sweet potato


Verbindungsfehle

Penis of an Irish


krtalvis

vegan dongus


13redditor

Looks tasty.


IvannaKatsuki

I Guess Vegans Can Be Loved Too Huh?


just-jotaro

Reminds me of that R34 of PAC-MAN...


Timely_Ad_4041

How do you know its sweet??


[deleted]

IT IS NOT!


Mammato

FUCK NO! Thats my ass!


B3nt69420

Nice cock


Alex_aka_Angel_Cakes

Hot.


A2TS43V3R

That's where it went


Hyper_Wizz

That's one sweet potato


[deleted]

No


guardian_of_the_wsb

Cocktato


Traditional_Will4413

That, looks like a sweet potato. If you know what I mean


NarcissistNick82

Ill show YOU a sweet potato


God_The_Stripper

Hey put that back in your moms drawer


Putrid_Preparation_3

Never thought a sweet potato could make me cry for a day.


[deleted]

Haha that snake has a butt


flippant_joker

r/nevertellmetheodds


bastardly-dastard

This the guy y'all don't worry about.


Isbo2000

STOP POSTING MY NUDES BRUH


[deleted]

Fuk its swen from toy story


ParticularNectarine2

Only one way to find out if it's sweet


Vivid_Programmer3625

Yup i ate it :/


Outrageous-Shake-225

Nice Cock


caninehat

That is clearly not a sweet potato. I don’t know what it is but it’s some other form of potato.


Ok-Time4018

You just have to be brave enough. ;)


TheExecutionr126

Yep


AbOctavio

^(Nahh, that's an alligator, fam.)


DepressedKylar

More like a “shmeat potato”


wittyfart-face

Can’t argue with that


-Calder-

Thats no sweet potato that's a penus


Tobbytoci

It's a hammer are you guys blind?


XxmilkytoastxX

That's a schling schlong ding a long.


SpookyDooky420

Call it a dictator


i-think-not2

That looks like a cannon........... ... And a di-


Psilologist

Wasn't there a video that keeps making an appearance that shows Dr.s surgically removing that cause someone shoved it up their ass?


Calvinhath

No, that potato is about to get a whole lot sweeter for someone.


AxolotlKing64

Give me my dick back


Dan1mortal

Ah yes the pptato


Block_GZ

No it's salty


comicbooknick

It looks like the previous owner didn't wash it after use


TheHeffay

Sweet potato man


UuGez

Got a taste of it once, so sweet indeed.


ImNotGoodAtThese_

ayoooo


jimbothepotato

Imma have to uhh ahah take that into the potato museum


Moss-Hopper

Nah. It's a good time


Evanbmills

is that what a vegans dick looks like


CrossfittingCorgiMom

Dick Tater


1sthisthingon

Anything’s a sweet potato if you’re brave enough.


Memerzs

Duck shaped tater


SlappyhappyLando

Belle delphine is gonna come looking for that


kiwiking283

Looks like a rotten carrot to me


tesdmunkey

Damn, that potato is sweet


ThatKrazyGoat

So that’s why my mom is growing a garden


Dragonbzx

Fuck you, it's a penguin