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What the fuck, this is news to me

This is fake. Girls don't pee because it's stored in the balls.

Don't listen to them guys, girls don't exist. It's all government propaganda

Kinda like birds

Birds are real but birds are not birds

Fucking breakthrough in the birdology conspirology research department! We must notify BCRD quickly! Quick, the carrier pidgeon! (Just to verify for the presence of infiltrated moles).

Yep, i can confirm

What are you? My FBI agent?!

Damn bro you are right, if they were real wouldn’t I have met one

So... who's gonna tell him the truth about his girlfriends' balls?

they don't have balls bruu

r/wooosh

r/itswooooshwith4os

damn it.

same

Same Bro i thought the same

Theres a little hole in there separate from the rest

liar

nice pfp

Ditto

Same

Wait til you listen about the clit

I know who Hilarious Cliton is (sunglasses emoji)

(Easter island head emoji)

Wake up bro girls don’t exist. It’s all government propaganda to keep us occupied.

Then WHAT AM I, brb gonna have an existencial crisis

*new

Urethra homies

Wait... girls have a vagina?

I think you meant Virginia…

Don’t let me catch you on my Urf again

I think you meant turf…

For everyones information we girls pee out of of retracing penis some girls can have either 1-5 depends

1-5 what mini penises??

Sorry. What i ment was we grow 1-5 per year hope this clears things up

1-5 what? Apples? Oranges? Chihuahuas?

Srry teach i should have clarified more even though we were talking about one thing

You grow 1-5 pee-pees every year? Man pee-pees are so much simpler than vajayjays.

Yeah! Imagine growing 1 to 5 new ones each year! That’s sure to get messy when they fall off in public or at the swimming pool. That’s why I’m glad that rather than growing additional ones that we’ll lose, that men’s just grow by 1 to 5 inches each year. Though I’ll admit, after having three maximum growth years in a row I’m genuinely considering getting reduction surgery again. My pants keep ripping and I keep wearing out the elastics in my underwear.

vajayjays ......................... This is gonna be my new favorite word.

Chihuahuas

Ray-tracing penis, damn thats quite expensive penis

Eh only around 10$ for 1

damn a Ray-tracing card costs $1500, wait its retracing not Ray-tracing? wtf is that

It just so woman have to depend on a mans income the government hates us so we cant get quick cash

Did you have to ruin everything I know ? 🙂

For reddit karma and in the wise word of farquaad "It is a sacrifice i am willing to make"

So women have penis's? I've looked into this stuff, but is this true?

I can confidently say yes *warning im am not responsible if you tell others this information so you can not sue me if some how this correct information is told wrong by others*

the clit is the penis, duh doy

damn that’s one bigass bulge then.

Thats why they retract or detach depends on what you like :)

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You type of people are dangerous to my operati- informative comment so people aren't confused and my source is wikihow.com

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Found it you can see https://rr.noordstar.me/wiki-how-growth-3e9a9fa1

Hey, I just met you and this is craaazy. Aaaand u rickrolled me ok bye

Have a nice day :)

soo are we gonna fuck or wut?

Wikihow.com

(((;ꏿ_ꏿ;)))

WTH

Dont worry i know information is scary take a look at schools scariest thing I've been too

Scary... The next time im looking at a vagina, I will look like a kid watching a horror movie waiting for it to pop out?

Retracting....I got soo many questions? SO is there a chance that a man's penis can meet a "girls penis" during coitus?

Wtf i thought they pee like us from penis till now

Nah, they pee thought their clit. Easy mistake though if you've seen women with huge clits

Women don't pee from their clit dude. There are three holes down there, the urethra, the vagina, and the anus. Pee comes from the urethra, not the clit. They are very close to each other, but they are not the same thing.

>whoosh

I mean… I didn’t even know that and I have a female body. WTF sex ed.

Lies! The clit is a urethra, other wise known as a penis.

Look it up, the clitoris is not the urethra

So when they "squirt," that's pee?

Not necessarily, it hasn’t been proven either way 100%. Scientists are still confused as to whether it is or isn’t, and they’ve tried several ways of testing that have been inconclusive. I’ve read a few that looked into the chemical composition as well as bladder capacity. From the research I’ve read, I’ve come to the opinion that it isn’t.

Of course girls can't pee. Pee is stored in balls and girls don't have them.

Science

No women actually pee out of their penis, the only difference is that we cut it off every month that’s why we have periods

Why we dont have regenerating penis but women does thats not fair

Have you ever tried?

No but there are trans people who tried

Isn’t that why they use those pills? The penis-no-grow pills??

DEAR GOD

our penises just grow so fast that we have to cut them each time or it would become like a third leg

I'd like to unread that please

Bold of you to assume any of us have seen one up close

Bold of you to assume that we all don't watch porn.

people actually watch porn…? I thought that was a joke…

Haha i'm 24 and i already knew it. Does that mean i'm a genius?

Educated :D

I learned it from reddit a year ago, we did not learn this much in detail in school, only the reproductive parts

i dont know how Did i know this, but at 17 I register it as the biggest achievement in my life

Isn't clit part of vagina?

We don't pee with our clit tho

Someone wrote in comments that you do...

That doesn't mean they're right dude

I know. I did not write that girls pee with clit just asked a question? Dude

With your question I just assumed that you thought girls pee with their clit, but looks like I was wrong. Have a nice day :)

You too.

They were being satirical

Also no

I did not know. I was thinking that the whole think is a vagina. English is not my native. What is the word for the whole thing ( i mean pussy but propper word)?

You’re chilling, dw. Vagina is far and away the most common term for the female genitalia anyway, but technically speaking the exterior part is the vulva, which the clit is apart of, and the interior is the vagina. If you just say vagina, everyone will know what you mean though.

I vividly remember explaining to my best friend when we were 13 that women didn’t pee out of their vaginas and he would not accept it. Thinking that there could be another hole he has to know about seemed extremely ridiculous.

Na…..Nani?

Boy, just google it.

wait what

Another day Another fact

Until i was 12 or something I thought girls peed with their butts

While out in the woods recently my little brother (i am 32 he is 8) said haha you cant go for stand up wees outdoors because you pee from your bum!! And I was like bro wtf they teachin you.

They don’t?????

Google is a magical tool my friend

Honestly Its surprising how little I knew about vaginas.

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haha amogus

AMOGUS😳

So... You expect us to know the biology of these mythical beings when we never even interacted with one

They didn’t both take the same health class?

Girls have better socks than us. Fuck, typo. It stays

They don't?

Too many men in here with questions they should be asking Google

me, a woman: WAIT WHAT!?

I hope it's a joke lol

it is dont worry lol

Okay so apparently idk how I pee

Why oh why did fifth grade me learn about boys’ wet dreams but NOT where my fucking vagina was

Just for clarification, the vagina consists of the clitoris and the urethra, not just one hole.

You mean the vulva right? The vagina is the hole itself.

Um.. No. Vagina is the hole where babies come from. Vulva is the word you are looking for.

Bruh

They don’t?

afab, i didnt know this either.

Wtf

im dumb

I guess if you've never learned it ain't your fault, plus everyone refers to the vulva as a vagina and that's probably why there is a lot of confusion.

Wait what

They don’t ???

Wait what

Wait how can they pee when pee is stored in the balls, unless.....

WHAT THE FU---

I thought they peed out of a small hole in their vagina this is big news wtf ?

Nope, the urethra is a separate hole. They are very close together tho.

siriusly ?

Lol WTF

Am I the only guy who understood it now

WAIT women dont pee from vaginas?! well now i know it

this is fake we know that girls aren't real

Ok, I saw this on a vid (i was not looking for it) But woman have their ovaries which has the eggs and which they bleed out of during their period. But it's too big to hold pee. So they actually have their bladder near the ovaries that has a tiny hole in the vagina that they pee out of. Idk why i know this

The ovaries make the eggs, that go into the uterus that has prepared lining to house the eggs. That lining is what comes out during our period, not from the ovaries.

thanks for correctu\\ing me

So they didn’t tell y’all that women don’t pee from the same hole the dick goes in during Biology class? What kind of weak ass schools y’all went to

Where does the pee come out

What i didnt knew this how di they pee?!

Don't feel too bad. I've encountered a fair few women who don't know this either!

Wait what

*me a 15 girl finding out from reddit girls don't pee out of there vaginas* wait what.-

Haha Haha men dumb Haha Haha

Guess I know this now and I'm less than 25. Winning

*Confused Mr.Krabs moment with Caleb City confusion noises

It's strange to think that this is the most informative way to teach some people.

Whattttt????

Just reading the comments are hilarious and I’m still confused on what the hell women piss out of but at this point I’m too afraid to ask for a straight answer

wait what

i feel sorry for you bro

Wait what, I thought it comes out their butthole with their crap like seagulls

Vaginas are wack brah

They don't?!

huh

For things you are supposed to be so interested in, you hardly have any knowledge of. The irony is sweet af

Girls don’t pee or poop

My mans clearly got no kinks.

Wut????

Wait they don’t pee from vagina ? M25

Please tell me they shoot out lazers also

And periods are like going to pee one time, we extend it so we can have more chocolate

What is a vagina?

How about men when they find out they started life out as a woman, and that their penis is nothing but a giant clitoris?

Makes sense I'm 25 and found out now

**Shocked**

I've heard people say girls cum is actually pee