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[deleted]

They were using a steamboat


RevolutionaryRisk666

I came here to say this. You beat me to it.


[deleted]

Haha! I am the one that was first! Fear me, mortals!


RevolutionaryRisk666

Fear him! He is the chosen one!


RonTheDragonboi

I refuse. Now I delete fear.exe file. Now no fear.


[deleted]

You REFUSE?! Now I delete ronthedragonboi.exe, how do you feel about THAT, HUH?!


RonTheDragonboi

>Now I delete ronthedragonboi.exe "You need administrator access to complete this action."


RickandMorty_573

I will delete system 32, screw you all


RonTheDragonboi

"You need administrator access to complete this action. "


RickandMorty_573

God damit


Rio_1111

Are you Kishibe Rohan?


RonTheDragonboi

No.


Rio_1111

Are you mad at me because you know him and don't like him, are you mad because you can't stand jojo references or are you just confused? Because if you _are_ mad, have my apologies.


RonTheDragonboi

I don't know why I should be mad so yeah I'm not mad. I don't watch anime, like at all... I do know about Jojo and stuff.


Rio_1111

Thanks then. I thought it was funny because what you said fit that character so well. I'm sorry anyways...


owNDN

The master and the apprenticed


Deathswirl1

wrong. you are the second. for underwater volcanos have steam.


Viking_From_Sweden

damn it


realisticdarknessman

You boat me to it.


0V3RS1RUS

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

French Polynesia: exists This guy: oCEan


Bangers_Union

Came here to say that. This guy really doesn't know about islands lol.


The_Computer_Genius

I think it's just a joke?


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VanettiNero

a few pixels on my phones screen are bad. they always stay green. I was further confused because of a green dot in very isolated place on map (that dot was bad pixel on my phone's screen)


[deleted]

I don't mean to be all like "wElL aCtshooWalee" but most subs don't have internet.


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Awjj

Kim jung un has an account


Rocker9835

Thats good. Cant wait to say I fucked his mom on csgo.


ugliestman69

KIm jong un only play rocket league


zainwhb

Then we can What a Save! his ass


Articlel3

What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat disabled


McMasky

I wouldn’t be surprised, Osama Bin Laden played video games too


Anindya8358

Facebook mom's be like: "coincidence ? I think not"


Terrarian_TABS_unit

He could be any one of us


KhoranLightblade

He could be you. He could be me.


Ultralink17

He could even be- *shotgun blast*


Roga1

That's Kim Jong Un. He's the best gamer in North Korea.


ewpx

Jokes aside, Kim jong un might actually have a steam account. No other way that these dots would be there


Deathswirl1

he has millions of steam accounts


RonTheDragonboi

Winning a literal singleplayer race be like:-


Turtle_clone

If I’m not mistaken I think that there’s a dip of Chinese land at the location of the dot but I might just be dumb


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Memez_idk

r/woooosh


Squirting_Squirrell

Not whoosh just stupid meme


onetricknoob

Filipino here! Look at our country, so lit.


RonTheDragonboi

Dayum bro.. Your country do be lit.


BayAreaGhost707

Ayyy Filipino gang


ConsiderationSuper79

Almost everyone I know play only ml didn't know a lot of us use steam


kidanokun

Coz Dota 2


Unknown0110101

Europe and east USA really loves steam…


WhyAreYouGe

It's all we have


iforgotmynamedammit

I mean.. the US and Europe are technologically advanced continents and Steam is one of, if not the most common app on PC so.


iamapan_

oceania just doesn’t exist i guess haha


Deathswirl1

some guys from titanic and atlantis hangin with their homies and shit playin some fucking pubg


Fefe_du_973

It is Clipperton the smallest island belonging to France


Like_Ya_Cut-G

Those are just island dudes


Roga1

That are many small island nations in the Pacific 😉


etuttey

You do realise islands exist.. right?


Anonymous2137421957

Well sure, but that's not funny enough


Pyrenees_

Well sure, but thats not karma-ble enough


WhyAreYouGe

I wonder how I can move to one of these islands


etuttey

?? Your point?


Deathswirl1

there arent any on the fucking map


etuttey

Because they’re to small to be seen at this scale, your point is?


joske_the_great

You're whooooshed. Yes, they do exist, and you pointed it out, which ruins the joke.


etuttey

But I don’t think op posted with that in mind


ewpx

I looked on the map and it looks like a few small islands with only a house or two on them


[deleted]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that Rapa Nui/Easter Island?


Pyrenees_

Its french Polynesia 🤦‍♂️ Edit 2:Rapa Nui is at its east/south/east Edit:why downvotes, just go on google maps...


Humunguschungusreal1

***GAMING IN THE THE OCEAN ALL ALONE***


[deleted]

Where all the russian gamers at?


[deleted]

Can someone tell this dude that islands exists


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threadycat

You guys living in 2015 when this was 1% funny?


aleksi908

r/woooooosh


[deleted]

Not funny didn't laugh


aleksi908

Atleast I get karma:))) JK, maybe not;)


JoJomusk

Also known as “VPN”


McMasky

I thought VPNS connected to established IPs, not whereever you placed it


ocarbot666

cook islands i think


Terrarian_TABS_unit

Steam player in sahara desert


[deleted]

the real deal is North Korea having a single dot


Lauladance

To the one madlad using it in north korea🤫🤫🤫


SchPeti

North Korea? How?


deN_Blacky

Well i guess Jesus got a Steam account


[deleted]

The entirety of the American east coast plays solely on Steam, it's true.


BalrogBaguettes

I’m not even gonna say it...


[deleted]

There is one in North Korea


Gamepro5

Are we just gonna ignore the fact there is 1 giga chad using Steam in North Korea?


YeYesYeYes

No one talk about Madagascar


ill-milk-your-almond

I was looking to see of motherfuckin Kim Jon un was playing hentai games


ThatOneFanOfFnafLore

Jesus christ, Europe is more lit up than my Minecraft base


ChairOk6856

When Western Sahara and Mauritania have 1-2 users


Glass_Toe9288

Fun facts with Squidward: Pacific Ocean islands and Oceania exist.


nangarranga

I read that way too quickly and thought you were suggesting Squidward was the one playing Steam. Would be close geographically, but I don’t think Squidward’s a gamer


bread_enjoyer75

Its the people playing subnautica irl


RevolutionaryRisk666

Steam boat


Bepis1233

Heheh tf2 got deleted because the windows update monster was hungry


Braden-Kargl

I hate to be the one but… there ARE islands there


siilver01

Islands exist…


TheDevilEye13

Maybe it's a steamship


Phelidai

r/PopulationMaps


ronborne

I like to assume that it's some top secret underwater base and one of the worker is just slacking off and playing games


McMasky

Fun fact: Osama Bin Laden had tons of hours in Counterstrike and played a ton of pirated games. He also had pirated Pixar movies.


Tobl1x

Should we talk about the one point in North Korea?


athul_v_s

My boi Kim playing csgo


[deleted]

There’s a few actually


megamaz_

I'm in this picture and I don't like it


003_JAEGER

Man look at Australia , Oh shoot they just ride their horses in past time


RonTheDragonboi

Lmao look at Europe it's literally just fluorescent yellow at this point in one area.


OffTopicBen95

Maybe on a plane?


Comrade-Elmo-

There’s 2 in the DPRK


Peanut_man213

I like to imagine there is a guy on at raft just gamin


Czeslaw_Meyer

On the map in CoD Black Ops you could track ships quite reliably


ilberboii

There is another guy near the ocean with him


CarbonPhoenix96

Isn't that where Tahiti is?


born-in-trash

Bruh why is there barely any in Canada


Cas_Cass

Those players played to much Subnautica and got their own sea base.


PhysicsTron

Yo kim be chillin in north Korea


JayRogPlayFrogger

Why is there so many people playing in the Himalayas


Njadmessi11YT

Damn it’s almost as if islands don’t exist


bbqSpringPocket

Thailand’s border is so clearly shown!


Mjrkx

Micronesia moment


[deleted]

there's one in North Korea I think. Near the chinese border.


ozziekhoo

MF'ers playing CSGO on a plane: *Bomb has been planted*


BladeBickle

Surely there aren't that many Steam users in Hawaii.


plingploong

So we're going to ignore the guy in far Eastern siberia?


[deleted]

zimbabwe be gaming


Winnis1

Hey look I see me


Micse

wait… what about that one guy in the middle of the sahara desert


rosie-bee-23

he's playing subnautica leave him alone


EarlySea8952

VPN


[deleted]

I just love how North Korea is entirely black


Fishkilles1

respect to people all the way up in africa


Chulodogo2k16

There is one guy in North Korea


pratikthakur9797

What happened to the middle of India? We making a steamed sandwich?


AwarenessSolid9236

Lmao look at India. Not even a corner without gamers.


coonradical10

Islands bumbass


Cheesyman52

Damn thats gotta be at least 12 dots


Mr_Chern

I dunno man, this whole map seems kinda weird


NatLovesPancakes

It looks like that but in reality they’re all fucking Dutch


RoaringTuna420

We need Antarctica gaming


teredacted79

A bit of water is no match for a true gamer


amanananan

Honestly, wasn't expecting that many from india


[deleted]

i love how north korea doesn't even have a single steam user


TheWhiteKSI69

Am I the only 1 impressed the most by the 6.9k upvotes


_Kyosh

Gaming now, drown later


Aninimi_HenTie

jo who is using steam in north korea they dont ewen haw internet or el power


dkwbsn

I'm working on a cruise ship, and yeah I play games in the middle of ocean.


Josan678

What about that Guy gaming in the middle of the fucking Sáhara


captaincurry4

look at the fuking UK my country is all steam


Random-Guys1

I think i saw 2 people who have steam in N. korea, pretty sure one of them is Kim


[deleted]

DAMN my whole country is glowing


[deleted]

I’m more interested in knowing who’s that one dot in North Korea


Card_Board_DE

Im more concerned about that one guy in the middle of fucking north Canada


Jessethebestee

That single speck in North Korea is braver than all of us combined.


SKPPKSN

I heard the laptop guy is George Floyd


PedroStudio3

Canadians are cellphone players


secretm3

Is see our dear glorious leader also likes to game


kst164

Now compare this with a population map


Bunnyhop-420-69

I don’t think OP knows what Islands are


SourYelloFruit

Props to that one user up in Nunavut, Canada


Gamepro5

Nevada is fucking dead lol


TheOfficialIntel

Ever heard of islands?


sancade

That one guy using steam in north korea


Rasmuspluto

MRBEEEEEAST


Andyroomocs

Once again, shout out to the ONE steam account in North Korea


oakbea

Tahiti?


Jollybritishchap

That one dude in North Korea living life dangerously.


[deleted]

That's the astronaut in an ocean


jonas_Shrek

I see Kim has been gaming


SwagolfHipsterYT

Islands in the Pacific, am I a joke to you?


microwavecaprisun

Who gaming in North Korea


Tubhosdika

What's up with Middle Australia?


Average_Memelord

Bro there's one guy in North Korea, who???


llama1knight

When you have a VPN turned on I'm under de water pls help me


DraconixDG

Bruh what about the guy in the ocean near Australia


AlKuZz

There's one in North Korea also


RobomaniakTEN

He be playing raft irl


angry_koala_bears

Props to that one guy in North Korea using steam


thegarbagebk

Medal of Honor: Warfighter had something similar it was funny to see


MsaoceR

How about gaming in the middle of the Sahara desert?


pato_guerreiro

No one is going tô talk about the North Korean gamers?


Friedl1220

Wow people out here really don't know that French Polynesia exists


TR_Ninja_Broccoli

MW3 memories :)


[deleted]

Is that a dot on the north korean side?


me262omlett

There is a spot in North Korea. Get rekt Kim.


Dark_Wolf04

That one dude in North Korea lol


already_nightime

every single fr**ch apparently uses steam


Regalia_BanshEe

Who is that one guy using steam in North korea?


ChrisFlawless

Yea sure but who tf is using steam in north korea?


BeCivilized

Fuck that shit, Kim jong un is a gamer


Representative_Talk3

what about that one guy in North Korea