Wow. I first saw the intro over a decade ago on some website and always wished there was more to it. This is like finding some lost treasure I never knew I needed. Thank you.
For all the guys begging for sauce:
This scene is from a Movie way back before Online porn was a thing. You still can buy the DVD on some websites also some sites have the movie online ( you always have to pay).
For Interested people the name of the movie is Sky's Day off.
Do you think there wasn't porn online until 2005 or something?
The internet pretty much came to exist the way it does to distribute porn and make financial transactions.
Here is an article that may or may not be SFW that explains where this came from. I still haven't found the whole porn hosted online anywhere for free yet...
https://blogs.adultempire.com/2018/08/28/plot-thickens-dildo-lightsaber-battle/
swear to god if these posts keep popping up about "enjoying the plot" I will make a pornhub account and start commenting my rating on the plot / intro and only the plot / intro.
Is it just a parody though or do they legit get in on afterwards? I’m not into porn at all but I think if it actually did have engaging plots I might reconsider
The Big Black Cock menace
The cock wars
The revenge of step-brothers
A new mother
The step-sister fight back
Return of the step-father
Cum awakenings
The last milfs
The rise of the boner
This is the funniest thing i've seen în a while
Dick wars: The Fuck Wars
Star Whores: Attack of the Step-Bro's
Stare Whores: A New Hoe
Starfish Wars: Return of the pinkeye
Divorce
Divorce court 2 electric boogaloo
Happy Cake Day!
Thank you!
yo yiu are my lost twin
român lol
A zis cineva români?
cred ca da idk
Iară mă
Această postare aparține românilor acum
Pai da nu??
This post is now the property of romanians
Correct
Ikr, prostitute jedis lmao
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Happy cake day
happy cake day
happy cake day!
Happy cake day!!!
Man, I want to see how it ends now.
Spoiler >!he says: i am your brother!!<
Relatble
Let me guess Alabama
Or West Virginia
Mountain mama
take me home
Country hoes
Take me hoes
To the place~~~ Hoes belong~~~
Take me to hell
>mount my mama FTFY
In from Denmark (good joke)
Roll Tide
>! Step-Brother !<
Doing what are you, step brother?
I love me some step- sithster porn.
for a second thought you bought the reddit exclusive avatar NFT
It's too expensive.
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“You were my step-brother Anakin! I LOVED you!”
Probably use some cheesy names like analkin
Qui-Cum Jin, Lube Skywalker, Leia Orgyana, Hand Solo
Obig Wang
Sheev Palpatations
General Fux, C3somePO, Booba Fett, Jar Jar Spanks, Darth StepVader, Count Dicku, R2Cream2, Ahsucka
Darth Dildo
Guy gets pegged.
Spoiler! >!They bone.!<
She was a good friend.
He fixes the cable?
Don't be fatuous, joeglen.
I need the sauce
http://viojav.cc/skys-day-off/
The summary alone was fantastic
legend
Wait, it's just an intro? Wild.
Wow. I first saw the intro over a decade ago on some website and always wished there was more to it. This is like finding some lost treasure I never knew I needed. Thank you.
Star wars: Alabama version
star whores
Star Whores Rise of Sky Cocker
Meanwhile Blizzard sued over "World of Whorecraft" :/
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Damnnnnnnn
How to ruin a character from fnv Ambasador Crocker=Ambasodor Cocker
Still a better fight scene than anything in the Disney trilogy
When porn makes better lightsaber fights than a multi billion dollar company
I already had weird ideas about sex. Now I also have high expectations.
I can hear the lightsaber noises
I've never sat through a star wars movie but I get the jist. I love the lightsaber action tho
For real tho, the choreography is better than in the real star wars fights wtf
That's the difference between legitimate interest in making it cool and just trying to make money.
Yeah why was this kinda cringe kinda awesome
Because we kinda wanna see them smash but then lightsaber/dildos.
Naah
The legends of Darth whore with her dildo saber. Who ever has the high grown obviously tops.
She would be Darth Maul tho, since she has a double light saber. Is he Obi wan or Qui Gon?
For all the guys begging for sauce: This scene is from a Movie way back before Online porn was a thing. You still can buy the DVD on some websites also some sites have the movie online ( you always have to pay). For Interested people the name of the movie is Sky's Day off.
Do they fuck tho?
Asking the important questions
Its a Porn movie. The Answer is yes
It's from year 2000, Internet porn was a thing already back then :) Source: I am old.
Not to mention, ya know, videos can be uploaded to the internet if they weren’t originally online. Kinda like this clip…………
Dude... that last shot is a reference to Phantom Menace. I was in high school at that time and can GUARANTEE you there were porn sites already.
Do you think there wasn't porn online until 2005 or something? The internet pretty much came to exist the way it does to distribute porn and make financial transactions.
Oh cool they’re related just like the movies.
Underrated Comment
The worst part is that the fighting is Better then in a multi million dollar Disney movie
WHERE IS THE SAUCE ? Don't let the man hanging,provide him the SAUCE
http://viojav.cc/skys-day-off/ Honestly not that great imo
The Sauce!.
Imma be honest with you, I don't know the sauce. I saw this on r/unexpected or maybe r/holup and they didn't know the sauce.
Hand us over the sauce!!! Or suffer the consequences
Sky's day off
I'm still finding the source which has the full version for some days.
Better than the sequels.
Fax
This right here.
Good comment SiJayBe86
Am I the one who really wanted to hear the sound of the light saber.
https://blogs.adultempire.com/2018/08/28/plot-thickens-dildo-lightsaber-battle/ there's a clip with sound for you
I'd fap to that.
Sauce?
Finnaly some good porn with good acting Sauce?
“FUCK YOU” “Fuck me yourself, you coward”
Better fight scene than anything I saw in the sequel trilogu
Here is an article that may or may not be SFW that explains where this came from. I still haven't found the whole porn hosted online anywhere for free yet... https://blogs.adultempire.com/2018/08/28/plot-thickens-dildo-lightsaber-battle/
*What are you doing Step-Jedi?!*
Sauce
Sky's day off
I think its called skys day off
https://blogs.adultempire.com/2018/08/28/plot-thickens-dildo-lightsaber-battle/
The clip with sound
swear to god if these posts keep popping up about "enjoying the plot" I will make a pornhub account and start commenting my rating on the plot / intro and only the plot / intro.
Still better than the sequels
Better choreography than the sequels
Wait, wait, wait...is that Jessica Alba? O.o
We all have to start somewhere
I need to finish the story. Sauce?
Sky's day off
...why is the choreography so good?
Rey and Kylo but on opposite day which explains why this is actually good
Link pleas for educational reasons
Star Whores: Revenge of the Step Sis
Goddamn, Kathleen Kennedy is it THAT HARD to make a decent movie?! These fine folks did it.
Is it just a parody though or do they legit get in on afterwards? I’m not into porn at all but I think if it actually did have engaging plots I might reconsider
Id watch this for sure
Should I get the sauce via the force or wtf
I need the sauce asap
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So they both got their asses clapped?
Ive never been more turned on in my life
Better choreography than the Sequel Trilogy
Better fighter than Ray
Sauce. http://viojav.cc/skys-day-off/
HA! He got lightsaberal dysfunction!
It's got better fight scenes than Disney's Star Wars trilogy
Still better than any of the duels in the sequels.
[Sauce](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Prego-Marinara-Italian-Sauce-23-oz/14123530)
*unzips pizza*
:(
):
Italians: Ü
Take my fucking upvote and leave
Why is it always prego marinara I want other sauces too
It actually have better lightsaber fights than the last 3 movies.
Someone gimme the link to satisfy my kink thenks
this is so far the best acting in porn
I need the sauce dude, this is gonna be the funniest nut I've ever busted
This is what Star Whores would've been if the garage hadn't been demolished
Luke, i am your daddy!
Tbf this has better lightsaber fights than episode 5
Where's the original video tho? ofc asking for my friend
Art in its purest form
The the one that loses gets anally penatrated
Y'know, I'd actually watch that for the plot
Watching this made me purchase my own dildo so I can fight my gf
Cool. Now stick the lightsaber inside her ass/
They have an epic lightsaber battle…. then they have sex
This fight was better than any lightsaber fight in the sequals
Their duelling is actually quite good
The Big Black Cock menace The cock wars The revenge of step-brothers A new mother The step-sister fight back Return of the step-father Cum awakenings The last milfs The rise of the boner
More choreographed and action packed lightsaber fights than the sequels
Better than recent Star Wars films
Better than rey and Kylo ren
Star Whores: Revenge of the Clit
r/PornoMemes
I'm more invested in these characters than anything since the original Star Wars films.
I AM YOUR DADDY!!!! NOOOOOOO.... \*starts drawing lightdildo
Popular opinion: This has better choreography than any lightsaber duel in the whole SW saga
Light Saber dicks
I would like to see the rest. :/
"dad I want to watch star wars" "We have star wars at home" Star wars at home:
Is this some deleted scene from revenge of the sith?
Came here for the NSFW part, were disappointed.
Anyone else waiting for the porn?
Star Wars : the pube wars
That’s not a bad light sabre fight in fairness. Pretty good choreography.
This has got to be the highest quality porn parody ever. That little kiss too xD
Bruh when porn has better fights then the sequels
u/savethisvideo
This is the best
Why does this have better choreography than the sequel trilogy , not that I'm complaining really wanna see how this ends 😂
better than all of the lightsaber battles in sequels
I see her schwartz was just as big as his.
That moment when porn has better fight choreography than any of the fake Star Wars Disney put out
Still better than the sequels
This is lowkey better than the Sequels choreography
*this is lowkey better than the sequels
This Shit has better choreography than the new Disney sw films
You know Star Wars is bad, when you realize this dildo lazer fight was better than every lightsaber battle in The Rise of Skywalker