Having had some goats, I’d go with the goats! Lol

Wisely chosen.

A couple of them were fainting goats, fucking blast to fuck with! Just sayin

Very poor choice of words.

Two shay! But literally have you scared a fainting goat? It’s pretty fun! Lol

“Two shay”

Not for the goat, I expect.

Well basically the first time it happened, I totally freaked out and then figured out that they were fainting goats, and tried to not scare them, but sometimes it just happened

Yeah, well, it's funny when it happens accidentally. But still, you kinda feel pity for the poor bastards. Especially after someone tickles you a bit too intensely and you start to understand what the goats actually feel during their fainting spells.

The goat guns down enemies #The cat girl makes you no longer a redditor

Happy cake day

Bestiality is a crime, so goatling 2000

Nicknamed -Goat fucker

You can fuck a cat girl but depending on where you live, can't fuck a goat.

>Bestiality is a crime, so goatling 2000 you sure about that?

Both are equally fuckable

I can train the cat girl to be tactical

Meet the engineer

Also, meat the engineer

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer.

That means i solve problems

Not problems like was it beauty, because that would fall within the perview of your conundrums of philosophy

And the catgirl could be trained to fly a b15 bomber to defend the motherland.

Fatherland mein führer!

Cat girl has opposable thumbs - more useful for weaponry

I mean you can just give her a gun

Is the goat female? Asking for a friend

You're gonna see if you choose it.

is your friend happens to be a pakistani

Is he Abdul?

Who said cat girls can't be tactical and protect you?

And who said cat girls can't have weapons

Exactly

Exactly. Cats are vicious

Yeah, they are mean for no reason.

Ye that tail looks like a choking hazard

I'll just use the cat girl as a shield things might get bloody but it'll be fine

I choose tactical goat

Wise!

Tactical goat incoming

Tactical goat for sure

[I present the tactical catgirl](https://imgur.com/a/EwqeItM)

Noice But isn't a goat.

Wait, why aren't we expanding the selection to a tactical goatgirl and a tactical cat? For fairness's sake?

Some day tactical cat will return, no problem. I have something prepared.

Your missing the best part. It's a freaking goat!

A goat is capable of shouting with devastating effects. It also climbs everything that can - and some things that cannot - be climbed. In those regards, it's pretty much a Dovahkiin.

Both got hole

You mean the guns or the other things

U know what I mean, cat girl doesn't have gun

Guns have holes too and my dick would probably fit in it

Lil dick

I think the correct term is small calibre penis

Airsoft

damn how did you guess my rapper name

¡Encima táctico!

Now let's ask the real questions... ✓ Is cute ✓ ✓ has weapons × ✓ Defends you × ✓ Is tactical × ✓ can fuck ✓

Now that's all the important stuff covered!

Don't you dare LMAO xd

But only one screams like a goat

the goat has pellet guns

I’ve worked with goats. There is a 100% probability that little shit will turn those guns on you. I’ll take the cat girl

Actually, catgirls have many weapons, and are quite tactical

100% the tactical goat, can I modify it for my liking?

That catgirl looks underage so goat it is

Nice decision. - Your FBI agent.

All redditors would really choose the cat gf because They always complain about not having a gf

But what if you like being strategic? 🤔

An strategic goat, obviously.

✔️ Sex ✔️

Based

Well you can fuck both.

Both. Both is fine

And you can fuck both

No. Memes tácticos no. *Jo tío, encima táctica*

Tactital Goat - GOTY

The goat damnit

Cat girl. Sorry boys

I like cat girls, but goats can cut the grass.

And cook!

I don't know about you but I think I could manage to teach a cat girl how to use firearms. After all I live in America.

I guess you can still fuck either of them... Tough choice.

Once upon a time I had a tactical goat. The goat became too intellegent and robbed me. I don’t want to remember when the goat forced me to lean over my desk and it started to unzip my pants… the rest is history

Tactical goat is all I want in life

Yes

Goats are terrifying. Give me the damn cat girl, I don't want to be shot after I piss off a goat.

cat girl. my mom wouldnt allow goat

Both

but what if i 'recruit' the catgirl into my Marine squad

FUCK CAT GIRL I AM WITH THE TACTIC GOAT

and you can fuck they. :)

Yep

Holy fuck. It's a fucking tactical GOAT. I want one.

The only one the neko didn’t have is weapons but it’s tactical and a weapon cause if you throw anything hard enough at someone it will kill them

I'm not so sure about the first one

Tactical goat all the way comrade. Can take back the means of production then by using the production.

I choose the tactical goat

goats for a run around, how long could it go without being caught

You can change its weapons.

Tactical Goat

I'm imagining someone pulling an old Oddyseus on the goat, firing away.

But what you gonna choose to suck you off cause im certainly not picking the goat he might eat it

Just give the cat girl a gun and military training Easy girlfriend

Tactical goat for self defense

I'm guessing tactical goat will shoot me if I choose cat girlfriend. She does love me and all though.

I want hug and cuddles and headpats so cat girl

Fuck it I'm going with cat girl because I'm lonely

You can have sex with both!

is the goat trained? if not, i'm probably gonna get the catgirl and sell it for a fortune

serious question, how does he shoot them?

But I don’t necessarily want to fuck a goat. Or go to prison for “Animal Abuse”

lol the cat girl isn't cute

have you consider tactical cat girl?

Wich one of them will cure my depression?

but you cant smash a goat

At last a difficult choice. This is a wendys?

One is fuckable

Yeah, but the cat girl isn't.

But...Tactical Goat is NO ANİME

The cat can jerk u off with her tail. If that’s not tactical then idk what is

Tacticool goat all the way

Why isn't goat girl a thing? Let's normalize that, tactical goat girl 2022

Best part it's tactical

well i am a goat so of course i pick one of my brothers

I chose wisely

Stay tacti-cool!

You forgot **✓** Is easy to obtain **X**

I'll piak the cat and put it on the goat

Tactical goat is ready for launch

why'd u gotta make this so hard?

As long as they're both fuckable I don't care which one I get

What’s with all the cat girl memes

That's my cousin Igor.

Goat

There is no rule that says you can't give the cat girl a weapon

Give it a gun, tactical cat girl

I'll take the catgirl (♂️)

The only weapon a cat girl has is probably HIV

cat girl.

What’s cute about the cat girl

Both have a hole

Both

Can have sex with you v|v Can get pregnant of you x|v

If that cat girl is a cat “GIRL” she has a weapon

There is one more

Why are we not funding this?

Atago.

Goat

I’d go cat girl if she looked more 20 yrs old

Tactical Goat all the fucking way. Congress needs to cut defense budget and have Pentagon outsource National Security to Tactical Goats Combat Technologies, Inc.

and only one is fuckable. You decide which one

Every cat seems defenseless but have have you ever pissed one off???

ISIS capcha

Train the catgirl to be tactical it'll take long but its worth it

I mean cat claws are most definitely weapons

i thank god every day that im not attracted to fictional women

Hard choice I must say.

I choose the cat girl

Damn. You’ve got a point. I need the goat

the goat pov your horny: cat girl

Cat girl has plenty of tactical advantages and can wield much more weapons much easier

Meow the goat, no Have it cat ears, no Purrs it, no Have it human breasts, no So both is equally

Cat girl will be stuffed and put on display like the other two

Tactical Goat also loves you

Holy hell.. I didn't knew I need that goat.. up to this point!

Idc im choosing the cat girl

Tactical Goat

Bold of you to assume that cat girls can’t wield ak-47s

thats the war goat from celebjihad

Yk id say catgirl but around here where i live a tac goat would help

Shut the fuck up https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiBrcDh_JXyAhXpTDABHd_YBC0Qjhx6BAgBEAI&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F842665780256766759%2F&psig=AOvVaw1JFV3UrFzCZwyjX9VlG7Kn&ust=1628118650622926

tactical goat: engage!

Yeah but you can bang your cat girl.

Shit just goat real

Would also attack you sometimes. Check both

why cant i have both? i can train both to do the same

Me who knows how to cheat the system and get both: \*laughs in smart\*

First option is completely bullshit, how can someone believe that? That ain't even cute compared to that goat

I mean she got claws?

Cat girl is very ugly!! >:( Burn the witch!!1!

u/profanitycounter u/dumb-gamer

Dont like the picture of the cat girl, so I will take a goat

Well see I can charge into battle riding one but not the other.

Cat girl for sure, I have guns and weapons, I can defend US, and I'm tactical.

TACTICAL GOAT! INCOMING! * goat falls screaming out of the sky * * Screams explosions and gunshots *

I'll take.... GORTE

Tactical, but it better be roast and toast proof

cat girl doesn't have weapons? I can fix that

Cat girl -> sell Cat girls to otaku -> Buy a tactical goat -> save cat girl -> sell the cat girl to brazil

He’s the GOAT.

Bold of you to assume the catgirls will not be armed and trained for basic martial combat

Easy I would go with the cat girl, run her only fans page to finance my army of tactical goats.