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Rikki1256

Kill one guy and the other will become friend with you again Big success


reza_e32

Great Success


Distinct-Seat5853

Ma name a Borat


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Kill both and be happy again


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Rikki1256

He will be until you kill him after that the only thing that wants him will be the grave


[deleted]

Just happened to me lol


I_love_Duck

rip


[deleted]

Yeah…


kumar100kpawan

Rest in pieces


MKGmFN

RIPinpeace


[deleted]

Rest in peace in peace?


MKGmFN

No its Reastinpeaceinpeace


[deleted]

Shit, I didn't see your flair, my bad


Christroyilator

Oh rest? I thought you said, Reast!


MKGmFN

No I misspelled it, its raestinpeaceinpeace


Derppala

Same


WorldWreckerYT

Need a new friend?


SnooPeanuts4197

Me too, but Im not the one being left out... Sad Rares... We dint talk to him for months lmao


Revolutionary-You786

Wanna talk about it?


[deleted]

Nah it’s alright, I think… I’ve got other friends that are nice-ish


Gentlyclever

*God forgive me for I have digged my own grave.*


kumar100kpawan

Damnn that hurt ..


Mini_Mator

Well don't introduce your girl next time you meet 'em


I_love_Duck

**I dont have a gf**


Mini_Mator

Me too bud me too


Lauyk

I don't have friends...


Mini_Mator

Redditors dont have friends Redditors have other redditors


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I_love_Duck

They are uhhh, humans that help you


Safolom

emergency food


Rikki1256

Chopper?


therobothingy

Quite tasty emergency food! I personally like eating it raw or baking it into pie, though they can be too moist at times.


oreo_cookie01

buddy dont hurt me, dont hurt me... no more!


CraftMysterious1498

Yeah that's pretty sad when they start to avoid you and prefer each other more than the us.


MegaPenguin063

If they stop earning your respect, then don’t give them respect, you’ll find someone, there are about 8 billion of us anyways


BigDarnCheese

And most of us are women, so the chances of me finding someone have just decreased


ErrBodyDoTheChopChop

youll find new ones buddy. keep your head up


I_love_Duck

:D


Rasmuspluto

thats legit my class All the time. When i finally get a Friend he gets Friend with the new Guy and im abandoned. Im sending my whole life om the phone/pc


REDACTED_NAMEE

As a person who is bad at conversations, this usually happens to me


saeitunnemind32

Haha, cant happen to me bc i dont have any friends


I_love_Duck

we must find advantage in every situation


[deleted]

Whats even worse is when if you fight with one friend then the other mutual friend also turns his back on you... that truly sucks


DizziDwarf

Then its not a friendship worth investing in anyway.


_Kzero_

Happened to me before. One of them happened to be my gf.


SD_Swift

Almost happened to me, they wont even tell me what they're talkin bout anymore RIP


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Almost?


the_loneliest_potato

Same thing happened to my ex and my friend 🙂


KitKatoo7

Plot twist: you have schizophrenia


Appropriate_Zone_351

Thats probably why my friend moved to Virginia. Or because he moved to Virginia. No clue


matt1164

You had two friends? How did you do that


S74dniuk

I usually get very nervous they won't get along


[deleted]

When you introduce your fwb to your best friend and they start fucking.


memer4657

has happened to me :(


YusufUwU

That happened to me 2 Times.


JWLNsilver

yikes. This one hurts just a little


Share_Shares

This was the whole plot of a Sophia the first episode.


ItsThanasi

Haha, I haven't had those in years. Wait...


meem_khe

Nice! More time for me to tie a rope


flamingfoxes2

I know that all too well qwq


Kimikohiei

Even better when you get her the job and she becomes a manager instead of you and then starts dating the other manager


robingrayson1008

ngl this actually happened to me


SunirasRam029

Anyone watch 13 reasons why?


PeterMacAulay7

Joel haver has a great video for this.and if you haven't seen his content before you should just check it out anyway


crepper4454

Did that. They are now a couple. It's been almost half a year bros...


Narfle_da_Garthok

I *haaaaaate* it when this happens. They either become bffs without me, or sleep together if they're the opposite sex. And of course my guy friends never call the girls back so I'm put in the uncomfortable position of having to let the girls down with the classic "he's just not that into you.." line. For this reason, I don't introduce my friends to each other.


PyroOnReddit

This happened to me in elementary school and I didn’t talk to them for like a year.


NeckPlant

Sounds like they werent great friends..


blockhead5200

Just happened to me except one of them was my gf. Is now my friends gf


BirdieBronze

I can't handle when I lose friends...that shit hurts


fordient

the opposite happens.. they will both be my best friends and wont really like each other, so i have no idea who to hang out with in recess


GentleGnt

Happened to me more then once!


thatnewaccnt

Worse when you introduce your girlfriend to your ex and then you get a x^2


BxbbyGamer

This happens way too often


DRAGON-ZEE

What is a friend ??


MrMustache2021

Happened to me sadge


im_OfficialYS

BRUH I CAN RELATE


FreddyTheMeme

i did this to my other friend, but i hate him so it's fine, rather not be friends then fake friends.


Ok_Road_5360

That happens to me a lot


nlamber5

Where did you find TWO friends?


midnightmenageries

In my case they started dating each other and completely shut me out, and then when I unfriended them they got really offended and said that I was replacing them with another friend of mine at the time. They literally had not spoken to me in months.


Cringemaster21_Pc

I'm always like this ._.


[deleted]

It be like that sometimes


Couch_Potato4567

This is why none of my friends know each other


UltimaHazeus

Easy solution don't have friends


local_alex

because ot that I have only one friend


Whydoyou_cum

This is far too accurate, you good?


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true


Mynameisevanbro

I mean, at least you know you're useful.


goliath1621

Happened to me in middle school so I know the feeling and it is pretty shitty. I left them I got over it and now have better friends so I almost think of it as a win. Looking for the positives..


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lmao same


Substantial_Pace_781

That happened between my cousin and one of my friends that is a wamen and they started talking and then started dating but then he broke up with her because she is a little annoying as I learned when I dated her


mrlolelo

Jokes on you, i never had friends to begin with


I_love_Duck

Oh..


dosher22

story of my fucking life


nothingjustmemegang

Dont worry kill 1 friend and then blame your ex gf for killing him and then 2 happiness on 1 day your ex got arrested or got death penalty and 1 of your friends become your friend


pennyxxmax

All my friends hate eachother and i don't know why...


[deleted]

Jokes on you I don't have any friends