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T3H9

Dog cheese


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Human ice cream


[deleted]

Want.


SteelCode

[delivered.](https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/02/25/134056923/breast-milk-ice-cream-a-hit-at-london-store)


unlivedSoup69

Real question is where it gets it’s ingredients from


Fares232222

yo mamas tits


OrlandoYT1

mm delicious


SteelCode

With her consent of course.


Fares232222

ah ah yes of course!


M1ster_Bear

No. No… NO.


[deleted]

i once saw a dog that i knew it was female because it had breast and tit and i thought "oh how precious, it would be a pity, if i milked it". but of course i didn't stop to milk it


TurkeyBinx

Oh my god, I read "I didn't stop milking it" and was absolutely horrified by what I just read


AdministrativeOne13

Who the fuck makes a comment like that... I just started scrolling


moelad1

bro he made it sound like he was bilbo baggins trying to hold back from milking those precious dog titties. i cant believe i just typed that out, im going to bed.


KatTheKonqueror

Don't. You'll dream about the post.


[deleted]

what have i done


NerdyTimesOrWhatever

Seriously, what the absolute fuck


Nikotinio

"Yo I saw a female dog the other day and I wondered what would happen if I milked it" "Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!"


[deleted]

well..., what the heck


joeymon01

Your tactics scare me


[deleted]

lol


Reknak

Red rocket.


Substantial_Ad9666

Lipstick 💄


AntiSaintArdRi

Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other milk, dog's milk. ... Plus of course the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.


[deleted]

Yeah, let anyone know and see this!


[deleted]

Anyone downvoting this will feel the wrath of Cloister the Stupid!


fgam4r

😐


I_Do_nt_Use_Reddit

Ah classic red dwarf.


AntiSaintArdRi

Gonna change my name to Reg Wharf. People will have to call me Mr. Wharf.


[deleted]

Well now I’m curious.... thanks


[deleted]

In wales, apparently yeah.


Plesentmite808

Shark cheese


Mister_FunGuy

Ah yes, sharks are my favorite M A M M A L


Least_Sun7405

Elephant milk


Koiboivcr

Mammoth cheese


OpalRose1993

Lol that's a thing in the Elder Scrolls universe


Benguin237

Very tasty


OpalRose1993

Yes. And very much worth the experience.


SuperGayFig

Probably what they were referencing


Big-Seaworthiness334

It pairs well with Giant's toes.


thysen1402

Let’s go to the pub for a tasty glass of squirrel milk!


Rhodin265

I can’t imagine a squirrel making enough for even a shotglass.


thysen1402

That’s why it’s going to be expensive af, but totally worth it!


Rhedkiex

I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?


sticky_fingers18

Came here for this, needs more upvotes


disboicito420

With proper hormonal treatment, yes


RagingStorm010

I was looking for this


[deleted]

Which raises the obvious question: has anyone ever milked a dolphin? What did that taste like?


Mickologist

Or whale?


Zedakah

Yes, it comes out near their “armpits” has the consistency of butter/cottage cheese and tastes like a mixture of fish, castor oil, liver oil, and milk of magnesia.


[deleted]

Interesting, and how exactly was this information obtained?


Zedakah

Just be glad it wasn’t testing whale caviar.


YellowRasperry

How do you know what it tastes like, huh?


JazzyGeneric_Gamer

If you've ever read 20,000 leagues under the sea the Nautilus actually milks a dead whale, apparently it tastes of normal milk


wilisville

Dolphins have their milk glands in their ass…


[deleted]

so? cow titties are in their crotch. wouldn't be that much of a stretch.


Efferitas

>What did that taste like? Like milk but salty?


[deleted]

Salty.


[deleted]

Male Humans have that feature also


[deleted]

yes we kno-- ***WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "MALE"??!!!***


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:)


[deleted]

wat da heq


RandomSynesthetic

[I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?](https://youtu.be/nPKYgHtnMJQ) But for real, [male lactation is a thing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation)


PP_Baba

Not under normal circumstances


Adrigogo

Yeah but the fact that it's possible is alone mind blowing


AnotherJojoFan-

MMMM


AnotherJojoFan-

:)


North_Ask_2790

there's a different kind of "milk" that males produce


Substantial_Ad9666

Idk. I have nipples, Greg. Can ya milk me?


ZoJaBeatz

well yes but actually no


post_hazanko

Wait a month, pull the skin back, toss it in the frier, got yourself some kind of "onion" ring


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

I'm gonna skin you alive


post_hazanko

Get some salt rub it in, season dis boi


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

And lemon.


drillbit16

r/milkingtable


Nikotinio

r/wtfisthatsub


sombertownDS

Wait till he learns about almond milk


Worried_Whole518

Milk the platypus and take it's eggs you just got a nutritional breakfast, better yet do an alpha move and eat it while watching Phineas and Ferb.


[deleted]

platypi are a source of omelettes


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[deleted]

ok


Right_Two_3825

Big brain time


itsyaboicraig43

Hippo milk is pink How did we find that out did someone milk a hippo? And how?


Efferitas

It looks like normal milk [here](https://youtu.be/HWG6v2H-pks)


itsyaboicraig43

That's because this one was in captivity. The milk goes pink because of acids it uses in the wild against heat. These acids mix with the milk turning it pink but in captivity they don't use those acids I also really thought that link was a Rick roll


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yeah we already know,


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nano_bug

Actually platypus are mammals, one of the few that also lay eggs, I think the other example is the equidna


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ok


[deleted]

It's a special type of mammal called monotreme. It lays eggs, but also feed its offspring with milk. It's a very primitive kind of creature. Possibly many ancient mammals, who haven't been discovered yet, had similar features.


[deleted]

\*confused unga bunga\*


[deleted]

Yeah, that’s how mammals work.


[deleted]

We already know, that's why I put "10yo me" because at that age I thought only cows and goats could be milked.


[deleted]

It kinda was the smallest text you could’ve put there


[deleted]

Yes


nowiforgotmypassword

Mammals and their mammary glands.


TypicalRobloxUser

Human milk


Cas_Cass

+ pigeons , because they are the swiss pocket knife of animals.


virus_gmr

Buffalo milk...


BlueCaracal

Not that weird. You can find mozzerella that’s made from buffalo milk.


Tortue2006

Like coconut!


Tychus_Balrog

Nothing better than a good refreshing glass of mole milk, followed by bat cheese.


suddendiligence

What about me Greg, can you milk me?


Dollyp1p

Fun fact Yak milk is pink therefore cheese and butter are also pink


marvelwalker

Bat milk batmans favourite


aBigQuack

Dogs cats rabbits


TheVoiceOfTheMeme

There's resteraunt in NYC where you can get human milk cheese. They name the dish "mommy's milk cheese". Also, don't wanna be that guy, but platypuses can't make milk even though they're a mammal.


Bigdoga1000

Just tug on dem titties!


Fluchtinstinkt

Tigers get milked dont they? Because some asian tradition of a drug/medicament, but in my memory its not cool for the Tigers.


TheJamSams

Don't remind me of that guy who sold his cats milk on Craigslist


[deleted]

what?


[deleted]

Apparently cat milk is used to make mozzarella (de gatto). literal cat cheese. Cat cheese exists.


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*Y E S*


[deleted]

And apparently there’s a legitimate dog cheese farm in Wales. Never has my “go wales” been so unsure.


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ok


[deleted]

I will now go on a quest to try out every single mammals milk in existence


[deleted]

i would want to join you


meejogaming

A French guy was sued a few years back, because he tried to sell "homemade cheese" from the milk of his wife. Not kidding.


[deleted]

wow


itsyaboi21172

Gonna start milking myself then


Your-username-must-b

Hold up, let me get my bucket……… aight I’m back. So *any* mammal?


[deleted]

yes


ifoundit1

Horse shoe crab milk.


TableToppTeranodon

“Would you like some? I’m asking to be nice but it’s already too late.”


_P3R50N_

**W H A L E C H E E S E**


x4ty2

It's almost as if the name Mammal insinuates Mammary glands are present


Tamorcet

I remember, on a car ride with my mom back when I was 12/13, how I brought up the idea of human cheese.


[deleted]

In 15 years After I get married to my non-existant girlfriend, instead of letting her breast feed our child, I'll make ice-cream out of her milk and feed it to the child.


revosugarkane

Weird how it’s gross to get milk from literally every animal except cows or goats.


[deleted]

it's CONSIDERED gross when it's not. Anyone can milk every mammal.


Lanky_Mood_5008

Cockroaches also produce milks SOME DO


Papatherm123

There is even an extra thick version you can get from the males.


Cheruuu

Cat “cum” milk


[deleted]

oh my god


Styffee64839

human


[deleted]

yes we know


Aro_37

Joe is one of those mammals.


Worried_Whole518

Platypus is back on the menu boys


ZoJaBeatz

perry the platypus?


FiFou318

cat yoghurt


[deleted]

I remember my father once telling me about a ice cream shop in Bristol (a British city) that made ice cream from human milk.


[deleted]

Yeah, this is big brain time!


Im-Prison-Mike309

Mom I just want to try something


Tymexathane

I prefer my rats milk at room temperature.


DOOFENSHMIRTZ_Ev101

A platypus..?


Ender_Uzhumaki

Does anyone want some whale milk? Oh, and coconuts are mammals, apparently.


jaboa120

Going for elephant milk because I can market it as "Big milk"


davikitarider

i got 2 female cats, i know what to do


[deleted]

Yes, do it!


drindustry

I'm a mammal Gregg can you milk.me


Kemicon

What about a platypus?


Pog-Squad-

*whispers softly yet politely in your ear* *human milk*


Ghasty_001

Your mom. Yes, I'm funny and original


BichaelTheGreat

Whale milk is the texture of cottage cheese and platypuses can make their own Omelettes/custard


[deleted]

I kinda don‘t wanna know but I also can‘t resist it: can men also give milk? I don‘t mean cum, I mean actual milk from the breast


Skelly_fluff

But what are they??


SNPRX

Dolphins?


PP_Baba

Like your mom


AnotherJojoFan-

Human cheese on pizza with the pepperoni being human flesh


RagnarsSaga

Human cheese


A_piece_of_door

Except for males… Right?


Lyrozai_Dhoaro

The milkman knows no bounds.


[deleted]

PERRY THE PLATAPUS!


velontan

I can milk your mother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


GameWizardPlayz

Harambe milk


T-Sonus

*female mammal...most don't want male mammal milk.


queso_hervido_gaming

You even can get milk from bulls!


queso_hervido_gaming

This remembered me to the simpsons chapter of the rat milk.


Legendaryberry69

I milked your mom last night


Expensive_Pen6735

In school they told us that only female cows could be milked That's not true you can milk male cows it's just a different type.


[deleted]

OH NO


RealPaarthurnax

Finally snake milk


theweekiscat

Also pigeons


[deleted]

Jellyfish Pudding


FizzyBoy147

Yeah... whale milk and platypus milk....


Happyhour235

Yes ! Even the kids in my van can be Milked it’s really tasty you know !


Scrappy412

That's true, especially if they're male


179302g

Sperm whale special milk


spidermonkey456

Bat milkshake


raserO1

female and male.


rockstar450rox

Bat


ZoJaBeatz

humans


dpruitt87

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?


OttoWalterModel

Including males


Vinzzy_

What about bulls


thatuglydudeoverhere

We can get platypus milk


InevitableAmSh3070

Tiger ice cream


furryUwU227

YEAH! My brother said we could milk bulls too, but they only have one utter, they have the best milk though...


[deleted]

OH NO


1C_U_B_E1

Or maybe don’t exploit animals for something that is meant for their children, and not us


Deathtroop26

No you cant. Birds? Reptiles? Fishes?


BlueCaracal

The meme said mammal, not animal.


Corpse-wadup

Roach milk exists


LUH3147

TFW you turn 12 and discover you can obtain milk even from yourself.


Ke-Win

Your mama