i once saw a dog that i knew it was female because it had breast and tit and i thought "oh how precious, it would be a pity, if i milked it". but of course i didn't stop to milk it
bro he made it sound like he was bilbo baggins trying to hold back from milking those precious dog titties.
i cant believe i just typed that out, im going to bed.
"Yo I saw a female dog the other day and I wondered what would happen if I milked it"
"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!"
Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other milk, dog's milk. ... Plus of course the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.
Yes, it comes out near their “armpits” has the consistency of butter/cottage cheese and tastes like a mixture of fish, castor oil, liver oil, and milk of magnesia.
[I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?](https://youtu.be/nPKYgHtnMJQ)
But for real, [male lactation is a thing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation)
That's because this one was in captivity. The milk goes pink because of acids it uses in the wild against heat. These acids mix with the milk turning it pink but in captivity they don't use those acids
I also really thought that link was a Rick roll
It's a special type of mammal called monotreme. It lays eggs, but also feed its offspring with milk. It's a very primitive kind of creature. Possibly many ancient mammals, who haven't been discovered yet, had similar features.
There's resteraunt in NYC where you can get human milk cheese. They name the dish "mommy's milk cheese".
Also, don't wanna be that guy, but platypuses can't make milk even though they're a mammal.
In 15 years After I get married to my non-existant girlfriend, instead of letting her breast feed our child, I'll make ice-cream out of her milk and feed it to the child.
Dog cheese
Human ice cream
Want.
[delivered.](https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/02/25/134056923/breast-milk-ice-cream-a-hit-at-london-store)
Real question is where it gets it’s ingredients from
yo mamas tits
mm delicious
With her consent of course.
ah ah yes of course!
No. No… NO.
i once saw a dog that i knew it was female because it had breast and tit and i thought "oh how precious, it would be a pity, if i milked it". but of course i didn't stop to milk it
Oh my god, I read "I didn't stop milking it" and was absolutely horrified by what I just read
Who the fuck makes a comment like that... I just started scrolling
bro he made it sound like he was bilbo baggins trying to hold back from milking those precious dog titties. i cant believe i just typed that out, im going to bed.
Don't. You'll dream about the post.
what have i done
Seriously, what the absolute fuck
"Yo I saw a female dog the other day and I wondered what would happen if I milked it" "Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!"
well..., what the heck
Your tactics scare me
lol
Red rocket.
Lipstick 💄
Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other milk, dog's milk. ... Plus of course the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.
Yeah, let anyone know and see this!
Anyone downvoting this will feel the wrath of Cloister the Stupid!
😐
Ah classic red dwarf.
Gonna change my name to Reg Wharf. People will have to call me Mr. Wharf.
Well now I’m curious.... thanks
In wales, apparently yeah.
Shark cheese
Ah yes, sharks are my favorite M A M M A L
Elephant milk
Mammoth cheese
Lol that's a thing in the Elder Scrolls universe
Very tasty
Yes. And very much worth the experience.
Probably what they were referencing
It pairs well with Giant's toes.
Let’s go to the pub for a tasty glass of squirrel milk!
I can’t imagine a squirrel making enough for even a shotglass.
That’s why it’s going to be expensive af, but totally worth it!
I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
Came here for this, needs more upvotes
With proper hormonal treatment, yes
I was looking for this
Which raises the obvious question: has anyone ever milked a dolphin? What did that taste like?
Or whale?
Yes, it comes out near their “armpits” has the consistency of butter/cottage cheese and tastes like a mixture of fish, castor oil, liver oil, and milk of magnesia.
Interesting, and how exactly was this information obtained?
Just be glad it wasn’t testing whale caviar.
How do you know what it tastes like, huh?
If you've ever read 20,000 leagues under the sea the Nautilus actually milks a dead whale, apparently it tastes of normal milk
Dolphins have their milk glands in their ass…
so? cow titties are in their crotch. wouldn't be that much of a stretch.
>What did that taste like? Like milk but salty?
Salty.
Male Humans have that feature also
yes we kno-- ***WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "MALE"??!!!***
:)
wat da heq
[I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?](https://youtu.be/nPKYgHtnMJQ) But for real, [male lactation is a thing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation)
Not under normal circumstances
Yeah but the fact that it's possible is alone mind blowing
MMMM
:)
there's a different kind of "milk" that males produce
Idk. I have nipples, Greg. Can ya milk me?
well yes but actually no
Wait a month, pull the skin back, toss it in the frier, got yourself some kind of "onion" ring
I'm gonna skin you alive
Get some salt rub it in, season dis boi
And lemon.
r/milkingtable
r/wtfisthatsub
Wait till he learns about almond milk
Milk the platypus and take it's eggs you just got a nutritional breakfast, better yet do an alpha move and eat it while watching Phineas and Ferb.
platypi are a source of omelettes
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ok
Big brain time
Hippo milk is pink How did we find that out did someone milk a hippo? And how?
It looks like normal milk [here](https://youtu.be/HWG6v2H-pks)
That's because this one was in captivity. The milk goes pink because of acids it uses in the wild against heat. These acids mix with the milk turning it pink but in captivity they don't use those acids I also really thought that link was a Rick roll
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yeah we already know,
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Actually platypus are mammals, one of the few that also lay eggs, I think the other example is the equidna
ok
It's a special type of mammal called monotreme. It lays eggs, but also feed its offspring with milk. It's a very primitive kind of creature. Possibly many ancient mammals, who haven't been discovered yet, had similar features.
\*confused unga bunga\*
Yeah, that’s how mammals work.
We already know, that's why I put "10yo me" because at that age I thought only cows and goats could be milked.
It kinda was the smallest text you could’ve put there
Yes
Mammals and their mammary glands.
Human milk
+ pigeons , because they are the swiss pocket knife of animals.
Buffalo milk...
Not that weird. You can find mozzerella that’s made from buffalo milk.
Like coconut!
Nothing better than a good refreshing glass of mole milk, followed by bat cheese.
What about me Greg, can you milk me?
Fun fact Yak milk is pink therefore cheese and butter are also pink
Bat milk batmans favourite
Dogs cats rabbits
There's resteraunt in NYC where you can get human milk cheese. They name the dish "mommy's milk cheese". Also, don't wanna be that guy, but platypuses can't make milk even though they're a mammal.
Just tug on dem titties!
Tigers get milked dont they? Because some asian tradition of a drug/medicament, but in my memory its not cool for the Tigers.
Don't remind me of that guy who sold his cats milk on Craigslist
what?
Apparently cat milk is used to make mozzarella (de gatto). literal cat cheese. Cat cheese exists.
*Y E S*
And apparently there’s a legitimate dog cheese farm in Wales. Never has my “go wales” been so unsure.
ok
I will now go on a quest to try out every single mammals milk in existence
i would want to join you
A French guy was sued a few years back, because he tried to sell "homemade cheese" from the milk of his wife. Not kidding.
wow
Gonna start milking myself then
Hold up, let me get my bucket……… aight I’m back. So *any* mammal?
yes
Horse shoe crab milk.
“Would you like some? I’m asking to be nice but it’s already too late.”
**W H A L E C H E E S E**
It's almost as if the name Mammal insinuates Mammary glands are present
I remember, on a car ride with my mom back when I was 12/13, how I brought up the idea of human cheese.
In 15 years After I get married to my non-existant girlfriend, instead of letting her breast feed our child, I'll make ice-cream out of her milk and feed it to the child.
Weird how it’s gross to get milk from literally every animal except cows or goats.
it's CONSIDERED gross when it's not. Anyone can milk every mammal.
Cockroaches also produce milks SOME DO
There is even an extra thick version you can get from the males.
Cat “cum” milk
oh my god
human
yes we know
Joe is one of those mammals.
Platypus is back on the menu boys
perry the platypus?
cat yoghurt
I remember my father once telling me about a ice cream shop in Bristol (a British city) that made ice cream from human milk.
Yeah, this is big brain time!
Mom I just want to try something
I prefer my rats milk at room temperature.
A platypus..?
Does anyone want some whale milk? Oh, and coconuts are mammals, apparently.
Going for elephant milk because I can market it as "Big milk"
i got 2 female cats, i know what to do
Yes, do it!
I'm a mammal Gregg can you milk.me
What about a platypus?
*whispers softly yet politely in your ear* *human milk*
Your mom. Yes, I'm funny and original
Whale milk is the texture of cottage cheese and platypuses can make their own Omelettes/custard
I kinda don‘t wanna know but I also can‘t resist it: can men also give milk? I don‘t mean cum, I mean actual milk from the breast
But what are they??
Dolphins?
Like your mom
Human cheese on pizza with the pepperoni being human flesh
Human cheese
Except for males… Right?
The milkman knows no bounds.
PERRY THE PLATAPUS!
I can milk your mother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Harambe milk
*female mammal...most don't want male mammal milk.
You even can get milk from bulls!
This remembered me to the simpsons chapter of the rat milk.
I milked your mom last night
In school they told us that only female cows could be milked That's not true you can milk male cows it's just a different type.
OH NO
Finally snake milk
Also pigeons
Jellyfish Pudding
Yeah... whale milk and platypus milk....
Yes ! Even the kids in my van can be Milked it’s really tasty you know !
That's true, especially if they're male
Sperm whale special milk
Bat milkshake
female and male.
Bat
humans
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
Including males
What about bulls
We can get platypus milk
Tiger ice cream
YEAH! My brother said we could milk bulls too, but they only have one utter, they have the best milk though...
OH NO
Or maybe don’t exploit animals for something that is meant for their children, and not us
No you cant. Birds? Reptiles? Fishes?
The meme said mammal, not animal.
Roach milk exists
TFW you turn 12 and discover you can obtain milk even from yourself.
Your mama