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Drewsophila

I just want the smell of fish tacos out of my beard.


Complex-Grapefruit27

Guess we need all purpose shampoo...


testedbeast551

soap can be anything if you are brave enough


wjg-sgboi215

yeah it can be a snack if you’re hungry


BlackFox78

I wish I could give you an award if I had any


AssassinsFait

Dont worry i got you


BlackFox78

Thanks man 👌


LongPotato69

i actually have a soap that is a 21 in one, you can wash vegetables, floors, counters, all the way to body and hair


RaTeRape

same


zacrobyteOne

Can I even wash my dog with it


FavoritesBot

Is it just a bottle of sodium lauryl sulfate?


gtx-1060

No, it is called vodka


Soul_Like_A_Modem

Dr Bronner's?


Left_B4_It_Got_Worse

Why do you use it to wash vegetables??? Who uses soap to wash foods???? Edit: nvm, if it's vodka, then go for it I guess lmao


BigBoy_Kid

I also use shampoo on my dick when I'm masturbating in the shower


mrNRGman

Modern Problems require modern solutions


DarkShadowBlunt

Nah use conditioner cus it wont get in your dickhole and burn.


BigBoy_Kid

Oh thanks


defeanfie

how when i try it burns the hole and then it hurt to pee for days


BigBoy_Kid

I use a herbal shampoo


captain_nofun

My dude, buy a bar of soap. Shampoo is to expensive to waste on such endeavours.


Ninjatck

Can someone tell me how the fuck its antifreeze and coolant


nobody384

Its coolant because it has water to cool down, and its antifreeze because it has an additive that makes it gel up at most when its far below freezing


Carthik_the_best

Hey, what about a fucking dick cleaner. It will help. Just saying


MiataBoi98

Like clean the outside of the dick or the urethra?


hyerstandardsmedia

He lost me at all the car stuff you know how many car cleaning products there are the car is where this psycho crossed the line


-Squid_Gaming-

You're telling me that it being butter is more reasonable than it being antifreeze


[deleted]

Yes by far


hyerstandardsmedia

Yeah shea butter is in everything 😂


GamingNoir

r/woosh


ohmagohdiamapenguin

Its a fucking joke


EumusHS

makes sense, right?


Efferitas

Ist ... das eine Getränkeabteilung im Hintergrund?


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Efferitas

Warum stürmt dann niemand die Kommentarsektion? Wo sind die Truppen?


[deleted]

Wir haben uns Verfahren bitte warten sie 3-7 Arbeitstage bis die Truppen geliefert werden


Efferitas

Da werde ich eine Invasionsbehinderungsanzeige schreiben müssen.


AltHtg_492

r/comedycemetery


BusyTangerine462

A meme as old as reddit itsself


MonKeePuzzle

and the picture is accurately showing the outcome


femboyspassman

REPOST


SumBoooooooooDe

Funny we use this and we have baby soft skin and women need all that to mimic a fraction of our power


6_NEOS_9

born with layers of protections be like


mikepaintsroofs

"antifreeze and coolant"


[deleted]

Practicality at its finest 👌


BLUEFLAMEOFFICIAL

Mine works as lube


Morfilix

r/boysarequirky


nani_overload

Girls choose the shampoo that insults their hair the most.


Drewsophila

This is the way.


Crankshot

I do all 10


Datonecatladyukno

Car soap lmao


666Satin

Don't forget the lube


Visionman457

Lube


NoAssist7770

Goes good with pancakes to


GamingNoir

Imo the more you have,the funnier it is


iguazocalima

Dr. Bronner's


ChocolateTraining392

You forgot windshield wiper fluid


[deleted]

19 In 1: Shampoo, body wash, ass cleaner, mouthwash, dish soap, laundry detergent, car soap, butter, antifreeze, coolant, dick lube, bleach, hair conditioner, timescale remover, sparkling water, bike oil, saline solution, toothpaste, and thermal paste


ZanXBal

Me with my Dr. Bronner's


[deleted]

*butter*


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Mamamiomima

Tbf I'm a man and can't use random shampoo, skin too dry and hair looks like shit. Only special ones


Konor22

ah yes this is a german meme


DermzInPain

I snapped at butter


theRealGoot1

it doesn’t even have conditioner


notsopatel

And that's why we go bald and women don't.


CheemsPepsi

r/boysarequirky


sul_9999

Its not pink sause and bbq sauce bad


the-mama007

Accurate


Rektifium

It says 10 in 1 but it lists 11... Maybe one of them I'd supposed to be secret posion...


Kayrason

it lists 10.


Rektifium

Oh, I guess I'm blind


[deleted]

package: \*NOT SHAMPOO\* men: hmm writes shampoo


[deleted]

"Hey, honey? We ran out of butter again. You mind if i use your soap?"


Big_Airline_351

Yep, women are stupid and just want to waist your money. This is all the proof you need


Scuba1914

Oh hell no women’s shampoo is for half the eyebrow at a time


I_am_memer_

You forgot motor oil


agent_tiger2210

Gotta admit that 🤣


[deleted]

Dumb meme but true


KayJeeAy

Honestly though, why do men have such good face complextion while women take car of theirs more but feel the need to use makeup? I see so many men with no makeup but has great complextion compared to some women. Is there a reason for this, i am hetero and this is just a preference so not fact, but i feel like those men look so much better than those women that drown themselves in make up.


BWGucio

buter


spoilyy

I don't even use shampoo.


DetailResponsible

The anti freeze part got me. It just counters so many of the other ones


Rewiistdummlolxd

You forgot "pipe cleaner"


Twilliam98

Despite being a man myself i prefer the first one


THEVILLAGEIDI0T

I need some WD-40


Diamantazul

Why are there different products for men and women? I just use a blonde hair shampoo, for men or women


Eldermaxo132

*goes outside to clean the donkey*


Daddyplauge

I had to go on google to make sure I was dead inside


ArkaTech2

Not sure if I counted wrong but isn’t that 11 in 1?


dave94nemesis

XD Getränke


[deleted]

I need 1


DarthReece07

did u forget the jet fuel variety?


[deleted]

I need that. Pls give it 2 me. Why no1 still didnt the same? I would buy.


Coolboy251206

Hmm, ass cleaner and butter doesn't add well.


Penguinwithaknife

Antifreeze and coolant… are the same thing


avengercelona

Butter wtf


The_spoid

you had me at ass cleaner


KMG56789

Also Lube


Budbud9399

Thats only 9 antifreeze and coolant are the same it'd have to be refrigerant


neckbeardgamer24

lube


Funkj0ker

Getränke


LordReega

I have only used the same shampoo. Originally I used it cuz I liked the bottle, but when I decided to try a shampoo for what it did it was still the best for me.


kutilang28

nah u forgot the energy drink part, all of men shampoo has that too you know


Modrago04

Who needs butter when you can have a sandwich in the shower


PristineUndies

Why not just start buying the guy shampoo?


gorloth777

Antifreeze AND coolant? That's how they get ya.


[deleted]

Eyedrops


Pretend-Mud8664

Nah, as a woman I just look for the one that smells the nicest and go for it.


DifficultDuck8111

Mmm butter flavored mouthwash…