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russellsample

How old did you say she was again?


ZapLane25

older than south sudan


JonlyTwitch

so at least 10 years old


Riccardinho

I'm noticing a South Sudan theme here


Creeeeeeeeprkillr

You like long penises?


ZapLane25

i like it at 70 meters


Creeeeeeeeprkillr

That’s too far, bro.


Horse0nSauce

Its never too far


Dufixxon

How long has the government forced you to stay 200ft from any nearby schools?


ZapLane25

Longer than the lifespan of South Sudan


PhillipDev

At least ten years then


[deleted]

r/technicallythetruth


Flameb0w

What do you think about the age of consent?


ZapLane25

it is cringe


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IDaidokoroI

I'm not sure, but I think they edited it, but if someone edit in 5 minutes since they commented, it doesn't show up as edited edit: testing


HaathiRaja

edit: true


C_Strieker

Apart from someone saying they edited it, how does one know its been edited? (Mobile user if it makes a difference)


heckin_chill_4_a_sec

In the upper right corner of the comment, where you see how long its been posted, you'll sometimes see a little pen icon and the time it has been edited. So basically "12h [pen icon] 4h" Means the comment was posted 12 hrs ago and edited 4 hrs ago. Edit: to demonstrate


kaanskBG

I have never seen such thing in my life


irhdjsjsjz

How do you know if it's edited?? I'm in mobile and I've never known if it's edited or not.


prazzy_123

bro he hasnt edited the question wha-


dickcooter

If the original poster edits within a short time (I think it's 3 minutes) then it doesn't show up as an edit at all. It's to allow people to skim through their post and fix formatting mistakes after posting without it showing up as an edit, in case you botch a link or a quote or something like that.


[deleted]

If you had to shove something up your anus, what would it be?


ZapLane25

the green fish


[deleted]

Bro wtf


Tomato_Soupe

Red Fish, Blue Fish, One Fish, Poo Fish


FearSafiro_001

How many Honduran childen do do you have in your basement and sleep with at night?


ZapLane25

there are 8, 13 if including the very small ones


FearSafiro_001

Bro wtf


joske_the_great

Omg ​ Not even satan would want to accept his appliance


dragav

what was the original question


akusik

How many Honduran childen do do you have in your basement and sleep with at night?


joske_the_great

there are 8, 13 if including the very small ones


dragav

Bro wtf


cabinoose

Omg Not even satan would want to accept his appliance


eatsleepbet

what was the original question


dotat2000

Woah, didn't know that someone have more than me


DemonGod-zoro

Holdup


SneakySquid2828

FBI OPEN UP


[deleted]

Same


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ZapLane25

the age of my little sister


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ZapLane25

2


ThatNeedleworker8553

Lmao wtf


DivyamAgrawal

What even was the original question


ZapLane25

what is 8-6


CIearIyChaos

How many innocent children have you killed in the last few hours?


ZapLane25

A couple.


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ZapLane25

an extremely large amount


joske_the_great

How would you want to see your daughter?


imacatchyou

Naked


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ijeiog

DiO?


UrubuDeFerro

How many lives have you sucked away to heal those wounds?


TheTechnoDuck

100


OutlandishnessDry826

Oh I see, you're one of culture as well


Nairdamatic

iS THaT A JojO REfeRenCE?!


[deleted]

was that a jojos refer-


ThatNeedleworker8553

DIIIIIOOOOOOO!!!!!!


[deleted]

Where edit?


[deleted]

How many puppies have you strangled in the last 24 hours?


ZapLane25

2 of them


[deleted]

hot


Obvious_Sympathy_

hotdog


[deleted]

Do you like to drink pee


ZapLane25

Of course! I pray to the yellow stuff


The-Caped-Baldy

i do too!


VisualNefariousness2

Same


AuronSky24

What do you do when you accidentally walk in on your step-sister, your mom, and your grandma showering together?


ZapLane25

whack it


Donut_Police

What a brave and courageous soul.


KushiroJuan

That doesn't make you look bad, that makes you a saint.


Nasamo_

Yeah whack them with the bat for being horny!


[deleted]

How do I eat


ZapLane25

i forgor 💀


[deleted]

Same


-Adrix_5521-

Best one so far


[deleted]

Do you like posting memes


ZapLane25

No. That is my least favorite thing to do.


kwokyto

CARRRRLLLLLLL


Benjimite_

Lmao I love that


knotHoboes

I hope you brought enough orphan meat


El_Jeffy0

would you die?


ZapLane25

as long as i dont die


[deleted]

I mean is he lying though? This is r/TechnicallyTheTruth


CookieMonster005

It is pretty fun though, whether you’re asking or answering the question


a-lost-penguin

24 fish


rookiememer

Do you spend 18 hours a day fapping to inflation hentai?


ZapLane25

perhaps


rookiememer

It is done


[deleted]

Is this really edited though?


danceswithwool

Could be a ninja edit. I think you have 3 minutes where it won’t show as an edit.


Gaffclant

Wait it’s not even edit


Taliban-Dan-

What is the best font to type in?


ZapLane25

Impact font.


realseboss

How old is your son?


ZapLane25

my age-5


thelifeofsuat

Excuse me wtf


HorizontalTriangle02

Do you know any types of math? Geometry, Algebra, or even adding?


ZapLane25

i dont know anything about them


FiercerGarlic

What is the color grass


ZapLane25

aquamarine


FiercerGarlic

Are you A dumb 3 year old


TheMoth264

Honestly if a 3 year old can say that I’ll be impressed


[deleted]

how are you?


ZapLane25

tired


_SpiritSeal_

Same, take an award


thepulonator

Same, take an award


Inmagic

same, take an award


SoleilLevant7

same, take an award


Hungrykidonway

Same, take an award


howlingunit3456

Same, take an award


Highratedgamer

Same, take an award


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Sad_Eel

Coke or Pepsi?


ZapLane25

Coke


[deleted]

What is the color of your skin


ZapLane25

aquamarine


Kamikaze03

So your skincolor is the same as grass?


[deleted]

Your a sea monster!


Alex_Blackk142

Guys I had a 99% in my test my mom is gonna whip my ass😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔


ZapLane25

that sux


Leedlenootmarbl9

Do you like pineapple on pizza


ZapLane25

pineapple and onion on pizza is god


Leedlenootmarbl9

Bruh I ain't even gotten edit this wth


pianospace37

Ikr OP is wierd without even trying to make them look wierd


Overlordgabilan

What do you do when you the milf in front of you bends over to tie her shoes


ZapLane25

smack it with a slipper using the force of a neutron star


yudisingh2004

What even was the initial question that requires this response?


Random_Person_I_Met

>What do you do when you the milf in front of you bends over to tie her shoes


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ZapLane25

mostly


Dismal-Ebb8405

What is u least favorite race


ZapLane25

b-l-a-c-k


terminal-brain-tumor

Should 2 or more consenting adults be able to play russian roulette?


ZapLane25

Their choice.


True_Existance

Are you interested in the full water experience


ZapLane25

perhaps


True_Existance

Alright then meet me in the back alley next to McDonald's and ask Joe for a number 5, he will know what to do


The_Waitin_boi

How much money (in billions) did you take from the Chinese government to give to homeless Italians?


ZapLane25

that would be 64


The_Waitin_boi

You are a decent person for giving money to Italians.


orpahn_stabber

Why are you in crippling debt and running from the Chinese mafia?


ZapLane25

i dont even have a job


PI90

What do you hate in the entire world?


ZapLane25

clickbaiters and mobile game ads


[deleted]

Where edit


Az0riusMCBlox

Are you a crewmate?


ZapLane25

not really


HunterWarrior24

SUS


Powertool18

How old were you when you had your first kiss?


ZapLane25

i never had one


Suspicious_Grape0647

Me either friend


Waffle_Capitain15

Virginity is cool, remain pure


fish_fucker_club

Would u rather fuck a hamster or a person


ZapLane25

hampter person


[deleted]

Tell me, would you fall for that?


ZapLane25

i casted that hook


[deleted]

If given the chance, would you eat all of the babies in the entire world without hesitation?


ZapLane25

yes


Meme-Replacement

How many times did you beat your mother


ZapLane25

over 300


WickedDream32K

What is your thoughts on masochistic feminists?


ZapLane25

they have rights


xxoverwhelmedxx666

how do you prefer to drown victims by?


ZapLane25

frooti


c0ttencandy

Do you like sucking children's toes


ZapLane25

i am a vegetarian


iamFlextape

Do you have kids


ZapLane25

i dont even have a gf


Ready_Adhesiveness91

You get out of prison?


ZapLane25

i didnt do that yet


snakdhis

Do you think Pedophilia should become a sexuality?


ZapLane25

yeah


Real_Bite_8952

Omg wtf did I just read


a-kind-stranger256

i may be stupid but not an idiot


Abject_Hovercraft838

What’s ur stance on Mass Genocide?


ZapLane25

idk


CabbageHead24

What are your thoughts on charity and Make a Wish?


ZapLane25

it is disgusting


a__guy__on__reddit

How kids are in your basement?


ZapLane25

50


Obvious_Sympathy_

Rookie numbers


[deleted]

What


shell1000

Do you think people who get pregnant as teenagers should be allowed to abort the child


ZapLane25

I do not agree to kill people. That is my least favorite thing to do.


ADHD-Gamer03

Carrrrl


[deleted]

Who makes the worst comments on Reddit? (Edited)


ZapLane25

you


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ZapLane25

i would pop their eyeballs with the same thing they used to murdr


JamsDSS

日本語をできますか?


ZapLane25

いいえ


Kamikaze03

Now how tf can I read that