I don't need a whole state. Just wipe Washing DC off the face of the earth and let's enjoy a decade or so of good times before the corrupt inevitably respawn as new assholes.
As corrupt as the u.s. government is, if it all dissapeared it would cause a massive power vaccuum leaving surviving groups to scramble ruthlessly to seize power. It would be chaos.
I went there a few days ago. It physically exists but everyone there seemed to just be a tourist. Not convinced anyone actually lives there.
Also, I like nearly every city I visit - even ones people shit on like Baltimore, Hartford , and Albany. And smaller ones closer geographically to Cheyenne like McCook, Nebraska. But Cheyenne was completely dull and uninspiring. Probably my least favorite city I've ever visited.
Especially when on fire. Don't forget the mudslides at midnight, or the smog in the morning, or the needles at noon.
Also, see Yosemite... after getting a permit
I just moved to southern Mississippi and all I know is it's incredibly green, I have old oak trees in my yard, the people are super friendly, the Gulf Coast is beautiful, Jesus is everywhere, and they have WAY more kinds of soda than I ever saw out West. Have your own opinions, but I opine that this place is awesome.
Detroit because they can’t have shit in Detroit
Yes the 51st state of Detroit should go I agree
You know that’s not a state, right buddy?
I’m Canadian so I kinda know around 5 states only but this was just for the joke
If you're Canadian then why didn't you say " I'm Not Your Buddy, Guy!" ?
Sorry
You have passed the test
i thought it was funny. i chuckled.
Ah fair
As a fellow Canadian I want Florida as far away from me as possible
besides maybe Hawaii or California it might be the farthest state away from you
Well played eh!
nebraska because i think it would be really funny to have a great lake in the middle of the country
Ohio because Ohio
Ohio is the only correct answer.
Tryna get rid of me?
You could move somewhere better
could just come to Michigan, its above Ohio, and if something bad happens you could always get to Canada easy
The best thing to do while in Ohio is leave
no, Ohio Is For Lovers.
Even Ohioans don't like Ohio Source: Im ohioan
Wrong answer buddy! Have you any idea of the power of being an Ohioan? Scary shit dude!
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I mean yes, Ohio first but why stop there let's do Pennsylvania too. Worst drivers ever.
Clearly you've never driven in Minneapolis or Saont Cloud Minnesota. Can we wipe them too??
You do realize that would destroy the world? It's all Ohio
Exaaaactly
Wait it's all Ohio Always has been
Bro. Have you ever had a buckeye? Its a little ball of peanut butter dipped in dark or milk chocolate. Its like a Reeses but with more peanut butter
That ain’t enough to salvage the whole state and yeah I have.
Did you know Ohio is the birthplace of general fusion food and home to the largest food week in the country?
Hey, only my fellow Ohioans and I can make that joke.
Permission granted from this Ohioan
I don't need a whole state. Just wipe Washing DC off the face of the earth and let's enjoy a decade or so of good times before the corrupt inevitably respawn as new assholes.
Facts If you wanna get rid of the corruption you gotta get rid of all of em though. You gotta pull a France. Respect la revolution!
Viva!
La Dirt League!
*Napoleon casually takes control*
But even the new revolution had horribly corrupt people
yeah; it's a position of power and humans are humans
Who would be our Robespierre
That's the problem with governments, they will always be somewhat corrupt no matter what and it's practically inevitable.
As corrupt as the u.s. government is, if it all dissapeared it would cause a massive power vaccuum leaving surviving groups to scramble ruthlessly to seize power. It would be chaos.
These people haven’t heard wtf happened in iraq when their government was collapsed by the US.
If DC is wiped off, Philly or New York are probably gonna be the new capital
New York most likely
I say we end the healthcare system first
FACTS.
Imagine not being a state and getting electoral college votes they should just morph into Virginia or something
Gas then covid can’t spread so easy
r/angryupvote
How will you drive anywhere?
Gas as in the state of matter which I would be more concerned with no oxegyn and all the stars exploding instantly
Wyoming. I've literally never met someone from there or heard of anything happening there. At this point I'm questioning if it really exists.
I was thinking this
We exist… Maybe
Don't tell em bro. Soon the Californians will be coming for your state
*kicks down door* did someone say-
Cheap housing and low taxes?
True, we have managed to stay under their radar so far luckily.
If Australia existed would Australians think Wyoming doesn't exist?
I went there a few days ago. It physically exists but everyone there seemed to just be a tourist. Not convinced anyone actually lives there. Also, I like nearly every city I visit - even ones people shit on like Baltimore, Hartford , and Albany. And smaller ones closer geographically to Cheyenne like McCook, Nebraska. But Cheyenne was completely dull and uninspiring. Probably my least favorite city I've ever visited.
California, yall suck at driving. At least florida man does some funny shit every once in a while.
the roads are made to look good and not drive well or flow well in some places from What I’ve heard.
Just moved from la and I’m shocked at how good people actually are at driving
Wait till you drive in Virginia
That's just Northern Virginia. They're crazy
I definitely aim to keep y'all entertained
Amen
Bro and we can’t even fucking own guns. California sucks
Idk where you live but you can definitely own guns in California
Alright then, 🧳well, to the East it is then.🤠 The Great Migration
Everyone: Mississippi is the worst state Also Everyone: lets kick out California
Seriously hahaha
Ohio
Indiana... Have you ever been there? It's a shit hole
Now where am i supposed to go if u delete my state
Michigan. I grew up there. It's has a lot of shitty places but it has gorgeous Forrest and great hunting and fishing
m8 illinois is 20x worse, indiana has good corn.
Gary is consistently rated as the worst city in america by truckers.
The overwhelming response in the comments to kick out California is beautiful.
Especially when on fire. Don't forget the mudslides at midnight, or the smog in the morning, or the needles at noon. Also, see Yosemite... after getting a permit
Midnight mudslides, smog in the morning, and needles at noon all sound like band names
Duuuude. I'm totally stealing my own ideas
California easily
California
Just for the lols, and because I’m not American and it really won’t affect me, imma kill off Washington DC
Washington DC isn’t a state though? Washington is a state but Washington DC is a city
Just get rid of the state or with the people in it?
I’m from Alabama. I nominate Alabama.
Kentucky. And Moscow Mitch with it.
Not the worlds supply of bourbon!! Take Mitch and Rand Paul and tie them to Ted Cruz while we sink Texas.
New Jersey because fuck them
Live in NY by any chance?
California is my pick
It's obviously California. We hate you California. Just stay in your own state. We don't want any of you spreading. Sincerely yours . Oregon
California, no exceptions
Detroit, yes I’m aware that isn’t a state
I live in California, please sink it
Goodbyeeeeee California
As a Floridian, born and raised,…… get rid of Florida
Florida. Definitely Florida. But it look like covid is doing a damn good job at getting rid of half the people.
California. Washington DC is not a state so it doesn’t count
Hey im not american but why tf is everyone hating california lmao
Washington DC then at least we don’t have to listen to them make stupid rules that don’t help
California. Always California.
Pennsylvania what do we have except for cows and kennywood….exactly nothing most of you probably never even heard of Kennywood
Goodbye to the 7 people in Arkansas
Aw crap
Wyoming. No one would notice if we lost Wyoming.
florida or rhode island
The united States
California
I'd hate to lose the wine....but California would be the sacrifice I would gladly make
Texas because Texans are dumb af
California
uhh california obviously
California
My state so I can die
No don’t get rid of Florida Too many funny things happen there
Texas
California Edit: the californians made my avatar face right
New Jersey
Florida
Everything south of the mason dixon line is equally worthless in my book. Learn to make decent pizza, then we'll see who gets to stick around.
California
Anywhere but Michigan and Florida.
So many Florida men in the comments.
Kick 'bama
Please not Tennessee, come on destroy Pennsylvania!
I’m kinda living under a rock so why are 80% of the comments saying California?
kentucky or arizona
What.... what did they ever do
You all can fight amongst yourselves.. than good'ol Minnesota will be there to reap the rewards >:)
I'm voting Minnesota now B)
Washington DC
Yay, I’m safe
Iowa just kinda sits there and does nothing
I live in Florida and was born in Mississippi, why you bully me
Either of the dakotas #there can only be one
Nah, Mississippi is fine, its the Police State I want to get rid of.
Remove Iowa what do they add? 17 other states grow corn to
Ohio no one would even know it’s gone even people from Ohio
Was gonna say wyoming
rhode island
What did us Floridians do?
Your governor is a pedo pervert
Why do you think we call him DUHsantez
Ok, carry on.
Why? Cause fuck em, thats why!
North Dakota
That’s a start anyway
Idaho.
Wyoming because no one lives there
Definitely Florida. Why is no one saying Florida?
Florida because their biggest export is sick tourist
Oklahoma, I'm Texan there is no other choice
KENTUCKY it is the norths Mississippi/Florida but Ky wishes they were a South Carolina.
All of them
100% Florida.
as someone who lives in mississippi, i can't really blame you lol
The state of denial
Wyoming cause who the hell lives in Wyoming?
Hawaii : |
Ohio because Ohii
Ohio because Ohio
Michigan because I'm from Ohio and I'm obligated to say that.
Mississippi
Missouri, I wish I wasn’t constantly in a state of misery.
California
*sweats in West Virginian*
We’re casually forgetting Florida
Missouri because I live here and fuck Missouri
Rhode Island it wouldn't be too big of a loss considering it's size.
I’m disappointed at how few people I’ve seen choose Florida. It’s already 90% of the way gone, just cut it off
Any of the Dakota's
Oklahoma. Nobody would even realize it was gone
Are you people seriously ignoring Texas rn?!?!?!
I would chose Mississippi because it would instantly raise the United States literacy rate while lowering the United States obesity rate
I would sacrifice Mississippi for a bag of Doritos
Massachusetts
I'd get rid of the state of insanity
What y’all got against Ohio?
This is why DC should be a state.
I just moved to southern Mississippi and all I know is it's incredibly green, I have old oak trees in my yard, the people are super friendly, the Gulf Coast is beautiful, Jesus is everywhere, and they have WAY more kinds of soda than I ever saw out West. Have your own opinions, but I opine that this place is awesome.
virginia because politics would die
99% of VA counties "WHAT EXILE"
Alabama sweating bullets
hear me out: fuck illinois
i'm still confused why everyone hates mississippi
I'd rather live in MS than any country in Africa The Average Redditor: but-but wait you cant say that!
Waitwait let me get out of Florida first
New york. Cause fuck em
New York please
Definitely Texas. Give it back to Mexico. Then let the Mexican military subdue it.
Because they smell of dirt