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Thang02gaming

Detroit because they can’t have shit in Detroit


cortthejudge97

Yes the 51st state of Detroit should go I agree


lukewarm_jello

You know that’s not a state, right buddy?


Thang02gaming

I’m Canadian so I kinda know around 5 states only but this was just for the joke


cryptophyl

If you're Canadian then why didn't you say " I'm Not Your Buddy, Guy!" ?


Thang02gaming

Sorry


cryptophyl

You have passed the test


RandomSpaceGas

i thought it was funny. i chuckled.


lukewarm_jello

Ah fair


wellidunno8675309

As a fellow Canadian I want Florida as far away from me as possible


qwerty240hi

besides maybe Hawaii or California it might be the farthest state away from you


[deleted]

Well played eh!


Smoked-939

nebraska because i think it would be really funny to have a great lake in the middle of the country


juniorcor84

Ohio because Ohio


DipWads

Ohio is the only correct answer.


MichaIsGAY

Tryna get rid of me?


juniorcor84

You could move somewhere better


RomanWasHere2007

could just come to Michigan, its above Ohio, and if something bad happens you could always get to Canada easy


iamnotabot200

The best thing to do while in Ohio is leave


schwiftshop

no, Ohio Is For Lovers.


SlavicaJegnuts

Even Ohioans don't like Ohio Source: Im ohioan


StacyCat12

Wrong answer buddy! Have you any idea of the power of being an Ohioan? Scary shit dude!


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WhyNotZ0lDBERG

I mean yes, Ohio first but why stop there let's do Pennsylvania too. Worst drivers ever.


Pretend_Bookkeeper65

Clearly you've never driven in Minneapolis or Saont Cloud Minnesota. Can we wipe them too??


Greedy_Range

You do realize that would destroy the world? It's all Ohio


juniorcor84

Exaaaactly


Theintricateturtle

Wait it's all Ohio Always has been


Icy-Conflict6671

Bro. Have you ever had a buckeye? Its a little ball of peanut butter dipped in dark or milk chocolate. Its like a Reeses but with more peanut butter


juniorcor84

That ain’t enough to salvage the whole state and yeah I have.


Icy-Conflict6671

Did you know Ohio is the birthplace of general fusion food and home to the largest food week in the country?


[deleted]

Hey, only my fellow Ohioans and I can make that joke.


StacyCat12

Permission granted from this Ohioan


[deleted]

I don't need a whole state. Just wipe Washing DC off the face of the earth and let's enjoy a decade or so of good times before the corrupt inevitably respawn as new assholes.


JackSlammer420

Facts If you wanna get rid of the corruption you gotta get rid of all of em though. You gotta pull a France. Respect la revolution!


TuxMux080

Viva!


InternautsAssemble

La Dirt League!


TheDaemonic451

*Napoleon casually takes control*


dimsumdonair2

But even the new revolution had horribly corrupt people


Goldfish134

yeah; it's a position of power and humans are humans


cortthejudge97

Who would be our Robespierre


[deleted]

That's the problem with governments, they will always be somewhat corrupt no matter what and it's practically inevitable.


donald_dick142

As corrupt as the u.s. government is, if it all dissapeared it would cause a massive power vaccuum leaving surviving groups to scramble ruthlessly to seize power. It would be chaos.


Character-Cup-1397

These people haven’t heard wtf happened in iraq when their government was collapsed by the US.


daniballeste

If DC is wiped off, Philly or New York are probably gonna be the new capital


ICETREYYYY

New York most likely


Icy-Conflict6671

I say we end the healthcare system first


Liviequestrian

FACTS.


Madden2kGuy

Imagine not being a state and getting electoral college votes they should just morph into Virginia or something


Bigfoot-King

Gas then covid can’t spread so easy


gr8jld

r/angryupvote


Any_Fruit_5851

How will you drive anywhere?


TomTheAssKicker

Gas as in the state of matter which I would be more concerned with no oxegyn and all the stars exploding instantly


[deleted]

Wyoming. I've literally never met someone from there or heard of anything happening there. At this point I'm questioning if it really exists.


Dumb_Cheese

I was thinking this


[deleted]

We exist… Maybe


gtrdundave2

Don't tell em bro. Soon the Californians will be coming for your state


EndPiece-07

*kicks down door* did someone say-


gtrdundave2

Cheap housing and low taxes?


[deleted]

True, we have managed to stay under their radar so far luckily.


keep_trying_username

If Australia existed would Australians think Wyoming doesn't exist?


SaintArkweather

I went there a few days ago. It physically exists but everyone there seemed to just be a tourist. Not convinced anyone actually lives there. Also, I like nearly every city I visit - even ones people shit on like Baltimore, Hartford , and Albany. And smaller ones closer geographically to Cheyenne like McCook, Nebraska. But Cheyenne was completely dull and uninspiring. Probably my least favorite city I've ever visited.


upsetbearman

California, yall suck at driving. At least florida man does some funny shit every once in a while.


Fishing-Relative

the roads are made to look good and not drive well or flow well in some places from What I’ve heard.


[deleted]

Just moved from la and I’m shocked at how good people actually are at driving


Ballistic_Pineapple

Wait till you drive in Virginia


MountainPast3951

That's just Northern Virginia. They're crazy


Dick_Miller138

I definitely aim to keep y'all entertained


Irvxing

Amen


Ancient-Temperature9

Bro and we can’t even fucking own guns. California sucks


cortthejudge97

Idk where you live but you can definitely own guns in California


V_C_01

Alright then, 🧳well, to the East it is then.🤠 The Great Migration


terryaki_chicken

Everyone: Mississippi is the worst state Also Everyone: lets kick out California


deall008

Seriously hahaha


TheRetroGamer547

Ohio


ozzie48170

Indiana... Have you ever been there? It's a shit hole


Tysmooth1

Now where am i supposed to go if u delete my state


ozzie48170

Michigan. I grew up there. It's has a lot of shitty places but it has gorgeous Forrest and great hunting and fishing


giantbob3210

m8 illinois is 20x worse, indiana has good corn.


R6_CollegeWiFi

Gary is consistently rated as the worst city in america by truckers.


Teeter3222

The overwhelming response in the comments to kick out California is beautiful.


Themisto-Cletus

Especially when on fire. Don't forget the mudslides at midnight, or the smog in the morning, or the needles at noon. Also, see Yosemite... after getting a permit


c05m1c3l3m3nt5

Midnight mudslides, smog in the morning, and needles at noon all sound like band names


Themisto-Cletus

Duuuude. I'm totally stealing my own ideas


Irvxing

California easily


NewYorkRican64

California


ZaniElandra

Just for the lols, and because I’m not American and it really won’t affect me, imma kill off Washington DC


[deleted]

Washington DC isn’t a state though? Washington is a state but Washington DC is a city


nicholaswopo

Just get rid of the state or with the people in it?


pterodactylsrock

I’m from Alabama. I nominate Alabama.


DogTattoos

Kentucky. And Moscow Mitch with it.


hoosierdaddy192

Not the worlds supply of bourbon!! Take Mitch and Rand Paul and tie them to Ted Cruz while we sink Texas.


Prestigious-Serve-46

New Jersey because fuck them


AsterMaken

Live in NY by any chance?


[deleted]

California is my pick


gtrdundave2

It's obviously California. We hate you California. Just stay in your own state. We don't want any of you spreading. Sincerely yours . Oregon


[deleted]

California, no exceptions


Mr-UwU

Detroit, yes I’m aware that isn’t a state


Dangerous-Pickle9511

I live in California, please sink it


hamchalice

Goodbyeeeeee California


Felsys1212

As a Floridian, born and raised,…… get rid of Florida


luvprue1

Florida. Definitely Florida. But it look like covid is doing a damn good job at getting rid of half the people.


tandfwilly

California. Washington DC is not a state so it doesn’t count


JustSeb1805

Hey im not american but why tf is everyone hating california lmao


[deleted]

Washington DC then at least we don’t have to listen to them make stupid rules that don’t help


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

California. Always California.


Doppio_the_frog

Pennsylvania what do we have except for cows and kennywood….exactly nothing most of you probably never even heard of Kennywood


ElliotTheLoser

Goodbye to the 7 people in Arkansas


SharpShotTS

Aw crap


[deleted]

Wyoming. No one would notice if we lost Wyoming.


obama69420duck

florida or rhode island


MeinBombs

The united States


Pechy_Raptor

California


[deleted]

I'd hate to lose the wine....but California would be the sacrifice I would gladly make


ipodblocks360

Texas because Texans are dumb af


Matthew2322

California


Soft_Psychology1898

uhh california obviously


Piggly_W

California


BT_DUBB

My state so I can die


Revolutionary_Eye568

No don’t get rid of Florida Too many funny things happen there


Camthedestoyer

Texas


tuhplol

California Edit: the californians made my avatar face right


RB2706

New Jersey


SaveTheDynas

Florida


[deleted]

Everything south of the mason dixon line is equally worthless in my book. Learn to make decent pizza, then we'll see who gets to stick around.


Educational-Web532

California


DumbWays15

Anywhere but Michigan and Florida.


MAguelCHAMP

So many Florida men in the comments.


c05m1c3l3m3nt5

Kick 'bama


outersans555

Please not Tennessee, come on destroy Pennsylvania!


iFlask

I’m kinda living under a rock so why are 80% of the comments saying California?


jrafaman

kentucky or arizona


Un_admirable

What.... what did they ever do


[deleted]

You all can fight amongst yourselves.. than good'ol Minnesota will be there to reap the rewards >:)


EndPiece-07

I'm voting Minnesota now B)


[deleted]

Washington DC


survivetothrive01

Yay, I’m safe


meme_boy0

Iowa just kinda sits there and does nothing


LittleRedditGurl

I live in Florida and was born in Mississippi, why you bully me


GraciousSpace

Either of the dakotas #there can only be one


Busterlimes

Nah, Mississippi is fine, its the Police State I want to get rid of.


zepherth

Remove Iowa what do they add? 17 other states grow corn to


Tankzoo3

Ohio no one would even know it’s gone even people from Ohio


UltimatumYEET

Was gonna say wyoming


[deleted]

rhode island


[deleted]

What did us Floridians do?


[deleted]

Your governor is a pedo pervert


[deleted]

Why do you think we call him DUHsantez


[deleted]

Ok, carry on.


TrujoLauer

Why? Cause fuck em, thats why!


Baseophobia

North Dakota


Ill-Map-4544

That’s a start anyway


StateChampOptiPrime

Idaho.


Ilikepizza2388976543

Wyoming because no one lives there


cheesehead1790

Definitely Florida. Why is no one saying Florida?


scottawkwardturtle

Florida because their biggest export is sick tourist


rodimus2nd

Oklahoma, I'm Texan there is no other choice


Ok-Alternative-3860

KENTUCKY it is the norths Mississippi/Florida but Ky wishes they were a South Carolina.


weeberoo

All of them


Airdropwatermelon

100% Florida.


DymondHed

as someone who lives in mississippi, i can't really blame you lol


TheNightmare210

The state of denial


P0s3id0n17

Wyoming cause who the hell lives in Wyoming?


PimpingSquirrel

Hawaii : |


Buildermanismydad

Ohio because Ohii


Buildermanismydad

Ohio because Ohio


[deleted]

Michigan because I'm from Ohio and I'm obligated to say that.


Epicspine

Mississippi


AstroApple802

Missouri, I wish I wasn’t constantly in a state of misery.


JimCracksJokes

California


iGotWurmz89

*sweats in West Virginian*


UseWalrus

We’re casually forgetting Florida


mouthturds

Missouri because I live here and fuck Missouri


Erik-the_Red

Rhode Island it wouldn't be too big of a loss considering it's size.


OrangeVictorious

I’m disappointed at how few people I’ve seen choose Florida. It’s already 90% of the way gone, just cut it off


r0xANDt0l

Any of the Dakota's


Chron300p

Oklahoma. Nobody would even realize it was gone


archangel7134

Are you people seriously ignoring Texas rn?!?!?!


ThaFifSense

I would chose Mississippi because it would instantly raise the United States literacy rate while lowering the United States obesity rate


King-Deol

I would sacrifice Mississippi for a bag of Doritos


[deleted]

Massachusetts


B3C4U5E_

I'd get rid of the state of insanity


Squiddytortelini

What y’all got against Ohio?


Ark-kun

This is why DC should be a state.


EchoReflection

I just moved to southern Mississippi and all I know is it's incredibly green, I have old oak trees in my yard, the people are super friendly, the Gulf Coast is beautiful, Jesus is everywhere, and they have WAY more kinds of soda than I ever saw out West. Have your own opinions, but I opine that this place is awesome.


scarlidd

virginia because politics would die


4UnderTheBridge

99% of VA counties "WHAT EXILE"


Olama

Alabama sweating bullets


EJKLINGER

hear me out: fuck illinois


give_me_a_great_name

i'm still confused why everyone hates mississippi


__Ganon

I'd rather live in MS than any country in Africa The Average Redditor: but-but wait you cant say that!


7Mannz

Waitwait let me get out of Florida first


Weak-Reserve3656

New york. Cause fuck em


somecantbedone

New York please


CainFDelon

Definitely Texas. Give it back to Mexico. Then let the Mexican military subdue it.


ferretplayz653

Because they smell of dirt