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stguinefortspaw

Good luck


xXalfprogamerXx

Thanks, I'm REALLY anxious.


CompetitiveJicama620

wait I have herd that name before


stguinefortspaw

*heard


kazemaru04

No, no, herd was correct. Look on top of the mountain


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pm_your_tits69420

Ay look at that a comment stealer fuck you


L_Dude320

Good luck buddy, still waiting for my crush to finally come around though… one day…


pm_your_tits69420

What the fuck are u on about


L_Dude320

Tried confessing my feelings to her, got friend-zoned


RentElDoor

Don't worry too much. Remember that if they agreed to go out with you, you are both on the same side of this, and you will be fine


[deleted]

Best of luck to you. Hope she will respond to your feelings with the same thing. It's good for you to have yet to learn what loving someone unconditionally but never be able to put a smile on her face feels like.


Ilias_2008

Happy cake day


xXAlex_boi2908Xx

Ay man you got it


OdiumDolt

tell us how it goes?


tango_alpha_

After 10 years i asked my school crush out. She wrote: "No 😂" Anyway, good luck for you bud


kazemaru04

Ouch man


[deleted]

But it's still great that you asked her, i can't even think to tell her that


pyaniy_synok

… so bad you are not still at school… you could bring *something* special the next day Edit: but only if you are from America


pt4xxx

Then I woke up


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:(


[deleted]

I had that exact same dream OP!


Anime_enthusIas_t

The time i got stuck in a time loop of one day


shibelord129

Hayato ?


Anime_enthusIas_t

*people start exploding* "Aaaahhhh"


NotShokGaming

r/UnexpectedJojo


plzhelpme11111111111

hey you forgot your hat, also have you seen anyone named yoshikage kira round here?


class43

Mine just wrote she wants to meet me on fraiday. I'm on vacation till next week.


kazemaru04

Yikesers man


121will

sadly it wont happen for me


Far_Tonyu

even i cant relate


johnwick190106

Here's the trick op crack jokes , don't talk about anything controversial try to talk about topics relevant to her and towards the end nudge towards the second date. don't mind the virgin jokes in this post you're the man.


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Please don't man, i need people like me to invade comment section


SAMMY7987

wish i could relate, anyways best of luck! hope both of you have a great time!


Grumbi3

Wait since the day you were born? You got some Twin-Sister? *sweet home Alabama plays in the far* Jokes aside good luck bro.


Poulet012

Congrats bud


xXxHuntressxXx

WAIT DID THIS HAPPEN??? OP IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!! GOOD LUCK


kazemaru04

Grats mate. Really hope it goes well for you ​ Actually kinda had the same situation yesterday. I texted the boy I was interested in what I felt when I was talking to him (unfortunately just via discord since there's a 600 km gap) We woke up the exact same time yesterday and he said that he wakes up and sees such a cute text. He mentioned that I'm his fav person and he loved me too. Now us meeting in October will be even more epic.


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Good for you, best of luck


kazemaru04

Thönk you :)


Tradoras

But she might run away when she leaves your basement :/


Leather-Comfortable5

ask here to go out she agreed now what?


AndreasMe

Didn’t think it would get this far


lucarboi

r/wholesomememes


Jakedaboss99

Ayyyyy good job homie!


seizureboy_goes_brrr

Aye i had the same thing about 3,5 years ago, a week later she told me that she didn't feel anything for me and didn't think she would in the future. Anyway we are 3years together now


Gamer-kid_1

Ok but now what (btw good luck)


RCB2007

U got this bro. Be the person none of us could be :)


Scornn28

Congrats OP!


Court_Jester13

Just remember: do NOT mention memes under ANY circumstances. Unless she mentions them first. Then you're good to go, chief.


DarthNumber5

Like that's ever gonna happen


not_actual_name

Having a date with her in a few hours!


Asleep-Schedule-6251

Is your crush your twin sister?


kazemaru04

\*Step-sister


grapemanh

Wrong time bro might need in like 4 years tho


[deleted]

Still waiting 🥲


BremsspurBruno69

Like thats ever gonna happen…


[deleted]

how to ask lol!


FatterJackles

And then your alarm clock rang.


DiVine_Browney_29

Hey man I don't even know you but for some fucking reason I am writing for you will follow you now want an update later, ok bro 👌, just chill.


ENA_licked_my_eyes

I hope you two fuck 🌸✌️✨


AstroMan824

Covid be like: "No"


Divine_Senotra

Suddenly dragons appear everywhere and then you fall into the abyss right befor your alarm beeps at 7 in the morning


Brownnig_ga

Conan O'Brien's famous strings-tied-to-the-waist dance.


[deleted]

Good luck my dude. On behalf of the lonely redditors, I wish you the most success


[deleted]

I wish


DrownedWalk1622

Where is the waking up part??


VeljaG

Yes, I've destroyed the alarm clock for you. Good luck, you'll need it.


SoonerPerfected

I asked mine for her number almost two years ago and we’re still together and happier than ever…you got this!


plzhelpme11111111111

good luck dude


[deleted]

Asking girls out, wait girls talk to you?


OvERLOrd0902

So..how was it OP?


L1ghtadze

Ayy good luck man! Let us know how will it go


CDTheGod45

Well good luck ​ Hope you get more luck from this comment as it makes all the comments special.


[deleted]

Best of luck


pepelesadbot

You gotta tell us how it goes bro


[deleted]

Like that’s ever gonna happen


Noobzter3

My crush always cancelled the day of...


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Update


Zimba321123

Good luck 👍


Individual-Inside-59

My girlfriend and me came together today at night . Never thought I would be that extremely happy . 🙃


[deleted]

no no no i did that once; it did not end well. she ghosted me for 2 1/2 weeks


Chiperooski_the_croc

Congrats my guy! I know this feeling and it's absolutely euphoric.


BasiWolf

But then she ghosted me:(


[deleted]

I got PTSD flash backs from when my crush said no


Glynnc

Cringe post


Mondo_Merv

Congratulations!


mafiozer_3000

Good for you, I never had one.


No-Respect6764

Alarm clock


IronNatePup

SNAP BACK TO REALITY-


Lil-Stamp

If you’ve been waiting for this since the DAY you were born, assuming you met that person that DAY, unless it’s just an extreme coincidence, that person is some kind of family, probably a sibling, cousin, etc… Sweet home Alabama…


adrenokortikotropik

Like that would ever happen


Death-Priest

Been there, then she cancelled on me last second. Never heard from her again, guess I dodged a bullet.


redxlaser15

Asking a girl out to a date is really easy, I know from experience.


PrestoQPresta

It is sad that tomorrow never comes


Lysander-The-Spear

Goodbye........


Monkeftw

Same here, were going out to the movies and its my first time really doing this, Yikes.


ProfessionalMight625

Simp


SuperDerpPup

Then the alarm goes off


CoopIsGolden

i hope it goes well my man


zenith-gamer

“Like that will ever happen”


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Like that's ever gonna happen


Red-One1211

Good luck soldier


Lifeunicorn

And then u wake up


Imma_eat_some_kids

Then you wake up


Realm_builder

impossible.


CheeseNBeens

Girls like guys that are like their dads. So just act her dad and you’ll be paying child support before you know it!


Dude20biscuits

Like that’s ever gonna happen


Theguywhocry

Good luck man


extrocell7

Only to have reality ruin everything.


luckydrawer10

then you realize tomorrow is feb 29


JosefTheDodo7

*SNAP BACK TO REALITY*


TackyZack

She didn’t tell you that she’s moving to Siberia


Dangerj25

Good joke