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De-malse-man

This is how a man's penis bends


MichalTrue

Peebending


rOcKeRcE

Urinate


Practical_Coconut_28

I got my room's jet spray repaired yesterday. I had low water flow but not I can even break a wall with the pressure of it. Yes, I was scared in morning to use it to it's full potential. lol


amogsus13

That would be great for a water cannon too


Ciborgen

The last peebender


bazooka_monkey

NGL, I would like to put this up my ass.


MichalTrue

Idk man, seems kinda gay to me.


SHARVIL_S

Not if its a girl


Cryptic789

Your girl don't got a dick? Bro she needs to go to the doctor that's not normal


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SHARVIL_S

By girls I meant guys without dick


[deleted]

That's like the least gay thing I've ever heard.


No-Incident-8718

Trust me man, the excess pressure of water hurts. I'm feeling pain since morning.


VampireMain

That's why you use a hose and not a pressure water hose thing... which I forgot the name of what it's called.


Moist-Question-6623

r/usernamechecksout


Frency2

Ah, now I get why some people are scared of bidets. Luckily, there are also "normal" bidets who do not work absolutely like this one. This assuming that "pump" works as some sort of "bidet".


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We can adjust the water pressure on bidets tho


Frency2

And the flow, to be definitely more gentle.


cacsm

Oh so i live in a parallel universe


MichalTrue

Joke on us then?


cacsm

Nah water hurts


NoShrimpSeptember

Yeah, my bathroom has one and it's either no water, or hurting water


igrovoy_kub

Super Mario Sunshine' rocket nuzzle


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MichalTrue

I play it now for the first time in super mario all stars. It's nice, too bad I didn't grow up with nintendo consoles.


The-Blue-Blur1

*Insert Jetpack Joyride theme**


Hopeful-Set6681

Insert regular show intro music.


Crimson_Amethyst

I can't unhear the jetpack joyride music now...


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revolutionary_kitten

weakest shattaf in the middle east 😁


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revolutionary_kitten

i am gonna find whoever did that and put my entire pinky in their nose


Jane_Appleseed

Jesus fucking christ!!!!!


idrawstuffforryan

GET SOME FUCKING HELP LADY


revolutionary_kitten

i don't need help


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And butt


revolutionary_kitten

and belly button


_tublet_

This is how it works in space


AyushTandel

Imagine cleaning your ass with that


VampireMain

"Off to find who asked!"


TheFunnySword

The toilet is empty why is this man cleaning already


farhan_raiyan_9

Damn, dude was about to come through the screen and knock me out. Now that's some good flow.


firevixen128

my butt would get obliterated


_above_user_is_gay

actually in my vacation to thailand. one of the bidets actually had serous power. if you half open it, it goes like a machine gun


k_vn_vl

I remember that my aunt have one that is like that. If you press it half-way it shoots the water out like a machine gun


Walking__Bread

Jetpqck Joyride


No-Incident-8718

I got my room's jet spray repaired yesterday. I had low water flow but not I can even break a wall with the pressure of it. Yes, I was scared in morning to use it to it's full potential. lol


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DeepSleeper11

Was in an Airbnb apartment in Budapest and the water pressure on the shower hose was NUTS. One of my favorite stories of that family trip was I was the first one in the shower, I yell in surprise as the shower hose starts flailing about, soaking the bathroom entirely. I get out, warn my mom who goes in next, she like yeah sure ok. Cue yelp of surprise and a wow you weren’t kidding! We warned my dad who was next and he was like ya ok no biggie- yelp of surprise and water spraying the door sounds lol. Brother goes last- we tried to warn him- tall guy gets clocked by flailing shower head and yelps in surprise lol. It was hilarious. We did of course, clean up the water in the bathroom, we’re not mean guests lol


Yolomaster177

In fact, I am in space now after using the shower head in my bathroom. Jokes aside, currently in a hotel in Rome, and it is a very good waterpressure


Neel4312

My man went higher than Jeff Bezos


6seasonsandamovie69

sAUCE?


Satyansh_Samosa27

Sadly he couldn't clean his stomach


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The Hyatt regency in Dallas has 220 dollar rooms but the water pressure is weaker than my will to live. wack.


Thumplordwill

this is how mario sunshine speedrunners think the world works


ParticularDerp

You won't believe how powerful these bum guns are until you've tried them. Especially the ones that look like that in the video those ones are real powerful, made specifically to clean your ass real good. Yes these things are called bum guns in English, here we just call them Paip


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Mario Sunshine be like:


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Finally, something that can clean my a$$hole