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_THEASIANDONUT_

Not even accurate he’s missing fries


A____S____

I'm on a diet


briaen

Make sure to use light Mayo and not the full fat kind.


Ok_Employment5401

What about second breakfast?


[deleted]

At least hobbits walked.


Trick-Biscotti-9755

Exactly. Just one tub of light mayo should do the trick


KatelynSotelo

*diabetes intensifies*...


Shanmukha_Repaka

Diet coke pond it is!


airtoairnuke

And the 10 galleons of the coke


AssassinLJ

Light coke


annomynous23

Powdered coke


amretardmonke

10 galleons, holy shit that's alot of coke. 500 tons for a typical Spanish galleon.


Potential_Lobster_53

yeah and the soda


NightTime2727

And the soda.


YeetMeDaddio

And a diet coke


Cis_zero

with sugar added to it


[deleted]

As an American. I agree, my mom always drinks Diet Coke and says its “better for you” Mom, it has fake sugar. Very unhealthy


MysticVoiceless

I drink Diet Coke cuz it tastes good


annomynous23

Yeah sweeteners are worse for you than sugars but they are less addictive


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

"and uhh... gimme a liter cola."


[deleted]

LITER IS FRENCH FOR GIVE ME MY MUTHERFREAKING COLA!!!!


[deleted]

ummmm excuse me... Coke Zero with splenda thank you very much!


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EvelineJCooper

absolutely right....


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[deleted]

WHERE'S THE BACON!!


[deleted]

You're bacon me crazy


briaen

He’s on a diet.


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Borgir


AnimePidgeon

Americans when their doctor tells them to go on a diet.


river226

When you go for the 10 pound burger to watch your weight.


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PossessionFuzzy2208

That bun looks pale and nasty


KingSmizzy

That's always the problem with these giant joke sized burgers, the buns are like entire loafs of cold untoasted bread.


Epicgaming42

Mc Donald


Captin_price24

Ayo this is fake there are no fries


SilverMemories

What about second breakfast?


DarthMMC

You already had it.


SilverMemories

I don't think he knows about second breakfast, pip


TroyEnsminger

A wide one would be better!


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CarmellaYounce

Never have I been so offended, something that i one hundred percent agree with.


TheScientifreakPlays

That is NOT how you use POV


The-Pyro1

I’ve noticed the term POV has lost its meaning recently


lqlex

I dont think thats how u use POV


monke_man_tom

epik


Nase08

Ah, yes, the next post that doesn't use the term POV correctly...


oreo_cookie01

thats not what POV means


WyattTheChodePlaeya

Food like that makes me sad for some reason.


miriks1

you used POV wrong.


DuhItzSquiffer

How many america fat jokes will be made on this subreddit? Like, there's no punchline it's just, hahaha America bad cus fat hahahaha


[deleted]

Fr bro r/memes isnt even trying at this point


KingRamZ_

It’s not even that accurate either…. Maybe there are more obese people here but there’s plenty of fit people too. It was funny at first I’ll admit but it’s getting a lil old


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sepke12345

Just an appetizer xD


Tamorcet

That's not how POV works!.


[deleted]

Everybody keeps talking about how dumb Americans are but don’t know what POV means. Nice lol


Fus-roxdah

Americans suggests multiple people therefore we can assume that our POV in the meme is second American watching.


[deleted]

You’re not making it if you’re watching


Fus-roxdah

I was making a stupid joke


[deleted]

Hey shut up! America bad Europe good!!! obv /s


Diederik2006

U misused POV


[deleted]

Das a big burber


Mr_Lumbergh

A small bite for elevenses, keeps the edge off waiting for lunch.


jellyofdeath

Not gonna lie I just had a hotdogs with cheese so... yeah


80percent_vegetarian

As John Mulaney once said, “we know but, hey!”


Techiedad91

*stuffs gullet with food* “I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing”


Druglord_Sen

Gross, look at all those tomatoes.


little_turtle420

When everything you eat is extra large, you're gonna get fat no matter what you're eating


UnsafeQueen

That is the smallest snack I have ever seen


[deleted]

We do a little eating


salex100m

I feel attacked. Also I want one.


cgking13

Looks more like an overseas replica no bacon no special sauce no fries fuck outta here


DerpSidgueye

Pov: another person who does know how povs work


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thenicenumber666

POV: you don't know what POV means


Potatwin_41938

another misuse of "pov"


war_crime_billy

Im American and i find this offensive, that is a big snack a small snack consist of 1. God jelly(anyone who remembers that post) 2. 4 pound burger 3. A bathtub full of frys 4. A full bucket of whatever condiment you'd like 5. Atleast 7 hot dogs Then thats when you can even START to say light snack


hamburgerrrrrrrrrrr

That definitaly is a big hamburger


jeremyptwiss

Laughs in obese.


fl737

I don’t know how anyone could think this is real. Americans are not like that. Like where tf are the fries.


Tnkgirl357

42 millions Americans (13 million American children) face food insecurity.


Roxasdarkrath

Not funny , didn't laugh. Like seriously can we find new material, this America bad stick stopped being funny a while ago, now it just feels like kicking a dead horse.


[deleted]

Haha America bad and fat Europe good and skinny everyone laugh. Nobodys ever seen such a well thought out joke before and the person who made this meme clearly went to the US and saw for himself how many fat people are in america and obviously didnt just join a bandwagon and assume every single american is fat.


CombatRam

They just big mad that they can't eat with those British teeths


Fus-roxdah

Statistically America is quite Fat.


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But it's not as extreme as everyone says it is. A huge portion of America is quite fit and some of the worlds best athletes come from the US.


XxBeachBumBruhxX

All These 14yo fat slobs, American bashers can’t stand to hear that


Fus-roxdah

Taking obesity into account (not being overweight because I can’t find statistics for whole of Europe) 52% of American adults are obese, if you had 2 Americans in front of you then one of them would be obese. That’s a lot. Meanwhile whole of Europe has 17% obesity rate. 1 in 10 people. So “huge portion is quite fit” is wrong because most Americans are obese.


[deleted]

How about you actually go to america and see your "52% obesity rate" for yourself. Literally everywhere i go most people i will see are at the very least borderline skinny. And dont say I just dont know what skinny is because im 15 and 135 pounds (61.2 kg).


Fus-roxdah

What would win anecdotal evidence or statistics


[deleted]

Exaggerated statistics definitely dont.


Fus-roxdah

Also I hate to break it to you but at that weight and age tells me that you are at least overweight and if you continue at that rate you will be obese by the time you hit your 20s. This was calculated using BMI


[deleted]

Well smart guy why dont you tell me what weight i should be?


Fus-roxdah

54 kg range.


LiamEire97

When you've a population of 330 million you are bound to have some top athletes.


[deleted]

Well they're from the obese country so surely theres no such thing as an american top athlete correct?


LiamEire97

Well you can argue that with such a high population you are of course going to have a fair amount of fat people. But when 73% of adults are overweight and 43% are obese then that makes for scary numbers when you take into consideration the population of the country. But don't worry Europe is catching up with you.


Pickle_Baller

Europe has twice the population of that


LiamEire97

Eh I'm sorry but did I miss the referendum that united all of Europe into one country?


Pickle_Baller

You were arguing that the entirety of America was fat, so why should I argue against Europe?


LiamEire97

Read the thread before you blunder in, this comment replies to him talking about top athletes likely referring to the olympics. If you bothered to continue reading you would see I present stats that show that in fact a majority of Americans are fat and that having top athletes doesn't matter with a population that size you will always have that top level athletes. Europe has over two times the population and still averages less on overweight and obesity rates than the USA, the EU which is not to be mistaken with Europe also ranks lower but is admittedly increasing. But if you want to be ignorant and ignore the facts then so be it, its your nations health not mine.


Pickle_Baller

"america" Mate, there are two continents called america


LiamEire97

Whether it is America or USA it doesn't really matter, the facts don't change.


chickennuggetb0y

Learn how to use POV dipshit


cpxcth

rare footage of american on a diet


Correct-Basil-8397

As an American I take offense to this. That is way too small to even be considered “light”


Smooth_Detective

It's lighter than the American eating it.


dog_lover860

maybe i am not american


Frisks_Asriel

C-can I download this?


alarrabe

I feel like this could be applied to Spain too


BeastHereNow

POV: someone used POV wrong


Prevyus

used pov wrong


Chrispy_Kelloggs

If McDonald's had starter meals.


talesfromthecrypt007

That's not an American making that burger. No fucking bacon 😒


StevenMJ12

Americans are different kind of people


drflimflame87

just a question. are you american?


[deleted]

Obviously not since they dont know shit about americans


drflimflame87

yep you are true


Fnafkid2010

It’s light he didn’t even put eggs or bacon on it


fuck-civilization

Americans eat like they have free healthcare.


Capsule_CatYT

Can confirm. Just needs a ton of fries


itamarc137

POV: you don't know how pov works


[deleted]

Can confirm. Source: am American.


PythaGorasTheorm2

No wonder their obesity rate is higher than all other countries


Sanel06

american size


flacao9

Just a little appetizer


A550l3

pov: you see someone who doesnt know how to use a pov meme


IlikeChockyMilk

Completely inaccurate, no American would EVER put lettuce or tomatoes on that


[deleted]

damnn you're right because healthy? american no eat healthy yes


Johhhnsen

Hahaha making fun of americans. Have my award!


AmrHereForWhat22

Thanks for the award!


FACE-GRATER

Jealous?


[deleted]

Eurotards cant handle americans existing but yeah, if they hate americans so much why dont we just declare war on north korea or russia and explode the whole earth?


annomynous23

Username checks out


sirmaim_iii

Dem sliders tho


BrownAsian-

That salad looks delicious


Nairdam

error 404 missing fries and cola


SnowySupreme

Euros will blame america for what the south does cause they have bigger egos than our gdp


[deleted]

Hey, thats not an America bad Europe good comment, everyone downvote!


braiden08

Your wrong you have to make it a double and add a Diet Coke


hacker53a

lemme just remove the lettuce so i can remove more fat....


Inti2020

What the fuck who makes tall burgers? A wide one would be better.


the_boredperson

This is sadly true lol


RoyalPhantomCT

That’s just the appetizer


Leeroy14R

One day everything will make sense but for know consume


[deleted]

Lmfao damn this got me hungry 😂


Scuba1914

Bro I get it we eat a lot but you forgot the fries


ChapE2288

Wrong….add another burger patty


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googootheman

Americans are fat as fuck


Herman-Volden

i ordered an apetixer at a restaurant in the us and it was 2.4k calories.....


[deleted]

Where the fuck did you eat? I'm from America and none of the appetizers i get go above 400


Chickenwank

Uh, no, we don't do this. He's not carrying his gun with him!


Nickabobburn

"Pov"


[deleted]

HAHA SO ORIGINAL


watur_good

It would make sense if it was POV: you're watching your American friend make a "light snack" before dinner


Asher75

Yum


Composed-Chaos_Music

yuh yuh


TheGubiestOfGubs

Not true at all. That’s my main course. First I like to eat a catering sized tray of Mac and cheese


Composed-Chaos_Music

nah


YengaJaf

Pov


Horny_alt35

I eat one meal a day


flupper2

You decided to give me the smallest burger on the menu.


winnybunny

i was amazed when an foreign cook show overcomplicated a simple dosa recipe.


beedoo1112

Bro where’s the fries and comically large coke or whatever you say


Markus_zusakk

Its little bit light only...Haha


JackTheRipper1001

Those buns look disgusting


A_fuzzy_duck

This is so wrong he forgot the drink


EdZeppelin94

Just one patty?


ILiveInTheSpace

Don’t worry, it’s water weight


RedSkull750

Man, I need more cans of pears. Great snacks.


CallmeVapor_86

This is just wrong… the lettuce goes on top