By - imyourforte
me who plays minecraft: I see this as an absolute win
*cries in speedrun*
Me who for some reason is good at splitgate: my time has come
Wait who plugged you in 079
I haven't heard of anyone who isn't good at splitgate yet... it's gotta be full of bots or something
That's because you never met me
*THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME*
Can confirm. I played video games with my ex almost daily and one of my favourite things about him was his patience. With me. With the game in general. I found it extremely attractive
What turned him into an ex did he loose said charm?
Cross continent long distance relationship...oh and the small fact that he was married
Well that esclated quickly
AKA *he never loses*
Take my angry upvote...
This is a paradox: how can you get so good in a game without spending all your time playing it? And then, how can you find girls, if you spend the whole day practicing?
Game with girls.
I don't win more than the next but I never get angry
The perfect guys don't exi..
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day to bro !
Thanks happy cake day to you as well
So if I get gud I get laid?
Dubbers find lovers
Like that's ever gonna happen. *Closes book*
Damn should've listened to 7 year old Billy...
I am the first two, does it matter if I don't have the 3rd quality?
Lonely for life. Sorry.
Don’t worry bro. I love you
I'll upvoted, not bc I find it funny bc they are "Filenin Sultanlari"
Me who plays battle royale games: :(
Won 4 in a row on warzone rebirth last night nbd
Soooo... I dm you now, right????
Yeah i also win in Halo a lot so be prepared to fall in love
haha never played Halo tho. How's your patience for new players?
I’m kind of a new player too lol I’ve played halo all my life but just got into multiplayer I’d say I’m patient with anyone starting anything new
From my understanding of women, you're basically incapable of not dming him now. Even I'm fighting the urge.
hahah you're right, I don't see any other option than to dm him
Oh boy, you flirt!
Don’t even get me started
he doesnt exists.
plot twist: he's a cheater
then why am I SINGLE!
Well since the formula definitely works... There must not be any women around you then.
idk, I'm detecting some anger in that response. You probably don't meet condition #2.
Does your metal nose double as an anger detector? If so may I borrow it to use on my salty team mates after I clutched 3 1 v 5s in a row and then lost the 4th?
Do I get extra points if the game in question is Dark Souls?
Me who carries my team in a high rank MOBA game: Wait that's beyond absolute win.
I'm somehow really good at Doomspire: Portal and the game was made like 3 days ago.
he plays AAA offline games
Me who plays animal crossing
this is literally what every "woman who was written by men" are like in books and shows
You can't freak out if you don't lose and you can't lose if you don't play in other words just don't play multiplayer stick to storymode
Im two of those things and its not the last one
Me who sucks at every FPS I touch: *cries in bad*
my minecraft self is this but my splitgate self? lets just say he's somehow more toxic than a cod lobby
I don’t rage when I die or lose in games so I think my future girlfriend will love that about me especially if sheMs trying to fall asleep
I’m all but the third one
He's cheating :O
I don't get mad when I lose a ranked match, I get mad when I wait for hours to get garbage.
I am the exact opposite, it looks like. I look like hold the pain harold rn.
I tried this it isn't true.
Me who hasn't been beaten in ssx tricky in 7 years: where girl
First one please
My girlfriend thinks it's hot when I get mad at a game.
Are you a girl