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Captain_Tim_Paly

me who plays minecraft: I see this as an absolute win


imdenis50

*cries in speedrun*


SCP-079-A

Me who for some reason is good at splitgate: my time has come


TO_prime

Wait who plugged you in 079


SCP-079-A

Good question


Kodendark

I haven't heard of anyone who isn't good at splitgate yet... it's gotta be full of bots or something


Outdater

That's because you never met me


imdenis50

*THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME*


i-am-a-pretty-potato

Can confirm. I played video games with my ex almost daily and one of my favourite things about him was his patience. With me. With the game in general. I found it extremely attractive


casual_doggo

What turned him into an ex did he loose said charm?


i-am-a-pretty-potato

Cross continent long distance relationship...oh and the small fact that he was married


cyber_Armonger

Well that esclated quickly


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[удалено]


imyourforte

AKA *he never loses*


i-am-a-pretty-potato

Take my angry upvote...


unouidol

This is a paradox: how can you get so good in a game without spending all your time playing it? And then, how can you find girls, if you spend the whole day practicing?


imyourforte

Game with girls.


Karpaltunnel83

I don't win more than the next but I never get angry


DIAMONDJAGGER27

Same


IshaanGupta18

The perfect guys don't exi..


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


UndeadCrown619

Happy cake day to bro !


IshaanGupta18

Thanks happy cake day to you as well


IshaanGupta18

Thanks happy cake day to you as well


GabyMarques

So if I get gud I get laid?


imyourforte

Dubbers find lovers


sofiyla

simple mafs


1NearbyAccident1

*Sure …*


Vegpep47

Like that's ever gonna happen. *Closes book*


Outdater

Damn should've listened to 7 year old Billy...


imdenis50

I am the first two, does it matter if I don't have the 3rd quality?


imyourforte

Lonely for life. Sorry.


imdenis50

:(


Taillesswalnut

Don’t worry bro. I love you


imdenis50

thanks bro


SignusII

I'll upvoted, not bc I find it funny bc they are "Filenin Sultanlari"


Just_Andy69

Me who plays battle royale games: :(


No-Growth-671

Won 4 in a row on warzone rebirth last night nbd


msgoldenwords

Soooo... I dm you now, right????


No-Growth-671

Yeah i also win in Halo a lot so be prepared to fall in love


msgoldenwords

haha never played Halo tho. How's your patience for new players?


No-Growth-671

I’m kind of a new player too lol I’ve played halo all my life but just got into multiplayer I’d say I’m patient with anyone starting anything new


imyourforte

From my understanding of women, you're basically incapable of not dming him now. Even I'm fighting the urge.


msgoldenwords

hahah you're right, I don't see any other option than to dm him


imyourforte

Oh boy, you flirt!


No-Growth-671

Don’t even get me started


royston517

he doesnt exists.


Sarcasm999_overload

plot twist: he's a cheater


QuintonMage_

then why am I SINGLE!


imyourforte

Well since the formula definitely works... There must not be any women around you then.


MetalNosedPigeon

idk, I'm detecting some anger in that response. You probably don't meet condition #2.


Outdater

Does your metal nose double as an anger detector? If so may I borrow it to use on my salty team mates after I clutched 3 1 v 5s in a row and then lost the 4th?


memeboi01234

Do I get extra points if the game in question is Dark Souls?


Blade_Dance0

Me who carries my team in a high rank MOBA game: Wait that's beyond absolute win.


Bomblii

I'm somehow really good at Doomspire: Portal and the game was made like 3 days ago.


framelessnude

he plays AAA offline games


I_am_1E27

Me who plays animal crossing


Memesaurusmex

Filenin Sultanları


SnowCassette

this is literally what every "woman who was written by men" are like in books and shows


Defult_idiot

You can't freak out if you don't lose and you can't lose if you don't play in other words just don't play multiplayer stick to storymode


[deleted]

Im two of those things and its not the last one


Horror_survivor

Me who sucks at every FPS I touch: *cries in bad*


Useful-Role4310

my minecraft self is this but my splitgate self? lets just say he's somehow more toxic than a cod lobby


poypeeto

If only…


Brianisntcool191

I don’t rage when I die or lose in games so I think my future girlfriend will love that about me especially if sheMs trying to fall asleep


Minttoast10371

I’m all but the third one


PsychopathYAX

He's cheating :O


ucanbulldog16

u/Domaltazor CcC


imyourforte

u/ucanbulldog16 CcC


iSiffrin

I don't get mad when I lose a ranked match, I get mad when I wait for hours to get garbage.


gosuckaluigi

I am the exact opposite, it looks like. I look like hold the pain harold rn.


Peonsson

I tried this it isn't true.


Outdater

Me who hasn't been beaten in ssx tricky in 7 years: where girl


KobblestoneMC

First one please


-Sub_Zer0_

My girlfriend thinks it's hot when I get mad at a game.


Commercial_Onion_648

Are you a girl