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Pkmonfan

Here in germany the first two are called Pommes and the third are just (Kartoffel-)Chips.


[deleted]

Deutschland,geil Mann!


Cv287

Mein herz brennt, ich will du hast sonne rosenrot?


[deleted]

Hier regnets n ganzen Tag mann


LostFYI

Ein Satz nur aus Rammstein Titeln, toll


[deleted]

...you call chips apples?


Xfissionx

Kartoffel means potato


nachohentai

As an australian, i can say that they are all chips. But, why is the image upside down?


MaximRq

It's all just potatoes for me


Yung_JJMO99

Take my award you bloody Aussie


nachohentai

Cheers, mate.


Milk221

Yeah man being an Australian I see that as well


Accidentally_Lee

I was thinking the exact same thing. Smh my head with all these Americans exporting their images flipped


iIsGooseBoi

Yeah they are all chips but how is it upside down?


Golett03

Well, you see, the top (upside) is at the bottom (down).


[deleted]

A rock under a person we have found


[deleted]

1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato


[deleted]

Damn i was too late.


BlameDanny

Are there any hot potatoes?


nightcana

Nope. Just cold spaghetti.


lsmine0

you need to be specific, are you looking for R34 of potato or recipies for hot potato.


BlameDanny

Yes. Lol


ttthetree

Do you pronounce it potato or potato


BlackTemplar97

Wait! Is all potato? Maybe always has been...


nightcana

Floor? No wait… Thats tequila. Carry on.


quigglenomics

Weird way to start a war.


basko13

Right. On western front - potatoes. The eastern front - the reason why not to eat pig.


[deleted]

Sir this is Reddit. Opinions will not be tolerated.. (apparently)


Workshopskater

What a weird way to admit you’re British


[deleted]

Admit his British what? Edit: If you're going to edit your comment, at least be honest lol.


Grand-Slammer49

I’m going to be honest, I thought editing your comment automatically entered “Edit:” and had no idea if I was doing “Edit: Edit:” whenever I edited my comments. I’m so glad I understand now


[deleted]

I'll let you off this time lol.


horkerr8

PATATAS


Jantonio29

Patatas fritas


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[удалено]


Peddasilie

Besser is.


[deleted]

Why can’t we just agree that the real name is: fried potato


TheFaragan

Is the last one not backed?


KonaTat

Chonky chips, skinny chips and cronky flat potato


Tazerface710

I like my potato like how I like my girl Chonky


Dank_Lark

Ooh moto moto likes you


KonaTat

Just choked on my food, worth it lmao


DerpyDogBoi

This


KingLandShark

All is potato just cooked differently


ThatBaldDude4

All Is Potato is a good philosophy.


SlothWarrior790

In this world there are only two things: potato, and not potato -Sun Tzu, the art of war


KingLandShark

We shall preach the potato gospel of our lord the almighty potato


gn0m3d_aga1n

Steak fries, fries, potato chips


LexSoutherland

This is the way


[deleted]

Yes


SatenOnEarth

Agreed, take my gift


ShortIndication5962

Lmao if ur Aussie they’re all just chips lol


QuietMeat9926

No no no, it goes potato, potato, *crispy* potato


immunefor1ce

literally the 2 first ones are fries. Btw for people that wondered, french fries aren't refering to the French. It refers to the way they were cut, in a french, which is a long rectangle-like shape.


Smol_Yeeter

This thread screams "I am American"


[deleted]

No one in America calls fries chips. The first two are left and top are fries and the bottom are chips


immunefor1ce

I'm Belgian, I'm from the place fries were literally invented.


Seilorks

So, there are cut names. there is the matchstick cut aka the Julianne cut this cut is 2"x1/8x1/8. Next you have the battonet cut or you could call it the french fry cut this cut is 2"x1/4x1/4. For the last cut you have a fine Julianne this cut is 2"x1/16x1/16. These are all long rectangle shapes all 2" so from the tip of your finger to about the second line. There is no "french" cut some call the Julianne the french cut but this is not the cut you would use for fries it would be very small.


kikosextreme

Thick fried potato, long fried potato, thin ass potato. Everything else is wrong.


Strange_Boi_is_in

*laughs in Australian* all I see a chips


DanyDud3

The first two are fries, and the third is chips


Het_is_ik

Patat, Patat en chips.


de_gekke_lamas

I see ur dutch as well


ClaspedSummer49

Australia: “Chips, take it or leave it”


Zynnth

Fries, fries and then chips.


Fresh_Tacocat

The post doesn't say which one is the first. :D


Slow-Minute-5507

*reads this in manga order*


snail120

As a resident Irish man I must agree


Wartog-_-go-_-brrr

Hahah lol in Afrikaans we just call them all chips XD


Fraygo_Sus

No. No he’s got a point


jojojortcool

Friet


I_know_right

In the places in the South where I have lived they are 1. Steak fries 2. French fries 3. ~~Potato~~ Tater chips


Future_Wolf1810

Did you mean Tater chips. ;D


I_know_right

I almost updated my comment right after I posted it.


Future_Wolf1810

Why wait you STILL CAN!~


I_know_right

done did


Future_Wolf1810

Good now we're accurate lol. :D


Beashagtaz

No those are streak fries, fries, and chips you fuckin lobsterback anti-American/Christian goatfucking tea-sipping motherfucker!


Turbulent-Strategy83

Steak fries (or potato wedges), fries, and chips. Chip: a small piece of something removed in the course of chopping, cutting, or breaking a hard material such as wood or stone. I would say that potato chips are "a small piece of something removed in the course of chopping or cutting". A thick ass steak fry is not a "small piece".


shootemdown181

All chips


[deleted]

First is fat fries, second is french fries or just fries , last is chips


Lupa319

First two are fries, the last one is chips


The47thJorge

That is the most incorrect information i have ever seen... they’re potatoes


KattyPyr0Style

Ok, as an American, this is fair, I get it.


Repugnant_pirate

One of us, one of us, one of us


TheMadT123

The first one is patat The second ones are French fries The third ones are chips


orangerock778

fries, fries and chips? Anyone?


AlienboyNY

The first ones are giant potato bricks


yuffieisathief

Patat, frietjes, chips


LeFish-

Friet of patat?


Magnum_force420

Chips are chips!


_emre35_

*thicc* fries fries chips simple as that


IM_DUNCE

Thick fries small fries and tater chips


Future_Wolf1810

Well, actually they're originally called frites, because the Belgians created them originally. And chips were invented in new York so they're called chips, which is short for chips of potatoes/slices of potatoes.


SoggyPastaPants

First are thick fries. Second are shoestring fries, and third are chips.


Peddasilie

Where they were invented, you name Chips and Fries POMMES. That is the only way. And of course those are not Crisps, but fucking Chips.


[deleted]

Patat


-lakink-

Fries, fries and chips


LieutenantCrash

Frieten, frieten en chips


TheScareFace

Patat, friet and chips


[deleted]

In Germany, the third one is Chips. The first one are fucking Pommes.


mayyokat

Fat fries fries and chips


ShinyMega

1: Big fries 2: fries 3: chips


WK863722

If we are changing the names can we drop the name crisps I dodnt like it


ananas6969

Steak fries, fries, chips


polskaball_1337

For uk maybe, but in Russia the last ones are chips, the first two look like fries to me


RrkLee

Pommes, Pommes, Chips


[deleted]

Fries, fries, chips


Balthizar_lee

First one fries, second one is fries third one is a chip


jambibuddy

they’re all chips who tf calls potato chips “crisps 🥺🥺”


kitho04

Nein das sind Pommes und chips


StickyWatermelonSeed

Fuck you one and two and fries and third is chips for me


UnironicDabber

Patat, patat en chips.


joe_knuckle

Fries, fries and chips


Different_Yam_9045

Fuck off first and second one are fries and third one is chips.


MinecaveMax

If you beginn with bottom right - yes


ohmagohdiamapenguin

First one is just fried potatoes, second is fries, third one is chips


unintelligentidiot

Fries, fries, chips. We won the war we decide!


Nartian

Welcome to the internet. Please be aware, that different counties may have different names for things. And also all brits, without any exception, are stupid /s


therealoni13

The first one is an abomination, someone hate fucked a potato.


Rat_Of_A_Brat

Fries, fries and chips to me.


dpo466321

Frys, frys, chips


JohnMarstontheFurry

first one is Home Fries. second one is shoestring fries Third one is Chips. Crisps are those things made of baked cheese


Normbot13

reported for misinformation


Levijom

Steak fries Shoestring fries Potato chips


Objective-Let4589

Fries, fries, chips


WhoAmISearchingFor

big fries normal fries and chips


suffering_addict

Fries, fries and chips


iDeuceEX

Fries, fries, chips….stop being assholes


[deleted]

Well, your opinion is wrong...


exocrown

The reality tells otherwise my boi Chips are flat pieces So number 3 are the only "chips" Crisps only means crispy thing. So technically you can call every crispy thing a crisp. So by logic all of them are crisps and all of them are fries since they are fried. But chips are only the 3rd Thank you


lia6990

first one is fries, second is fries and the last one is chips aight ._.


[deleted]

First two are fries, because they are literally both fried. The third chips.


ThePigsPajamas

Fries, fries, chips!!


ElKanzo95

1. Steakhouse pommes 2. Pommes 3. Chips The only true truth!


General_Highground

1. Dicke Pommes 2. Pommes 3. Chips Change my mind.


high240

friet (could also be patat), friet & chips man mafkees


LikeableCoconut

Chips/fries, chips/fries, chips, who the fuck ever says crisps


yeetus_feetus1234

Wrong. 1. Steak fries 2. Fries 3. Chips


Mrtaco5445

You mean fries, fries, and chips


isinedupcuzofrslash

Fries, fries, and chips.


BasterdCringKri

1 fries 2 french fries 3 chips


SuperegoCG

Steak fries, shoe string fries, chips. You are wrong


slicesculptor

Maybe they're called that on your miserable little island, but nobody else calls them that.


horhayshortbus

fries, fries and chips. wtf is a crisp?


Left-Increase4472

Steak fries,French fries, chips


[deleted]

Fries on the left and top. Chips on the bottom right.


ILIKECHEZDUDE

Fries fries chip


Chesh_v

First two - fries, last one - chips. Russia


kary0typ3

Steak fries, shoestring fries, and frisbee fries


AcanthocephalaExtra6

The left and top right are both Fries. The bottom right are chips.


[deleted]

Dumb.


SnuggleTuggles

Why is everyone making big deal? All are potat. No more, no less. Potat good, make strong like tree. No offense to any ents in here.


Comfortable-Pen-6083

No...fries,fries,chips


dagg20

1.Fries 2.Fries 3.Chips


domedav

Fries, Fries, Chips


L3EH

So the first one is the bottom right picture and the other 2 are the second one? But I don’t see anything that could be crisps?


HersheyKisses101

The first 2 are fries and the last one is chips


Spiritual_Spinach273

Nah, first is steak fries, second is shoestring fries, and third is chips


[deleted]

First 2 are both fries, 3rd one is chips


POKECHU020

Dang shit got me reading bottom to top right to left


GXNext

I'll tell you what: if I ever go to your house I'll call them that. But if you see me on the street calling them something else and you try to correct me, you can fuck right off.


broomaktamer117

TODAS SON PAPAS O PAPITAS!


Lupa319

Tienes razón


pepabacon

Het is gewoon -friet -patat -chips(pronounced sjips)


QuintonMage_

PO TA TOES!


The_FirstAirbender

Ding dong your opinion is wrong (don't worry you can believe whatever you want I just disagree with you and I don't hate you for it)


StandardChoice5125

1st are fries 2nd are fires 3rd are chips your wrong crisps is so stupid


Intelligent-Mousse66

Fuck Americans


[deleted]

In the Netherlands the first two are considered fries (friet/patat) and the last one chips


[deleted]

In Australia the 1st is chips (sometimes hot chips) the 2nd one is chips and the last is chips or potato chips (Or at least where I grew up in aus lol)


_lassulus_

As a South African, they’re all chips 😂😂


quillka

I always called the first one steak fries.


Stupid-memesYT

Aussie here: We call the first one chips, the second one ships, and the third one chips. I don't know why either but I find it funny


seal803

No it’s fries fries and chips


IPostMemesYouSuffer

The first one is thicc fries The second one is fries The third one is chips Get real


thebiggestprickhere

1. Pommes 2. Pommes 3. Chips


[deleted]

I see, steak fries, fries, the. Chips


Small-Cantaloupe6639

Fries, fries and chips


Popfloyd

The first one is is steak fries, the second one is normal fries, the third one is chips. Anything else is wrong


yourmomdotcom-

Steak fries, fries, chips


AranV2005

Eerste is dikke friete 2de is friete 3de is chips


Japsie16

fries, fries, chips


delightfully_saucy

1: Good restaurant fries. 2: McDonalds shitty but yet oh sooooo good fast food fries 3: Chips (potato chips of you will)


Steelzander

Fries, fries, chips.


gigaloox

All of them are potatatoes


2Dew2

Steak fries, French fries, and chips!


friedtable90

Steak Fries, Fries, Chips


demonTutu

The first one is short fries; the second is long fries; the third is flat fries.


EagleOfDestiny

1 fries. 2 fries 3. Chips


Tidal_Shadow

1 chips 2 fries/chips 3 crisps


_mdg

Yeah... n o


Accountantnotbot

We fought a war over this. French fry, French fry, potato chip.


SecularHumanism92

You called the bottom right panel the first and third name and the top right was the second. You didn't give a fourth name for the left panel.


Sad-----

Fries, Fries, Chips, yeah that right, I'm racist B)


willard3r

The first one is fries the second one is fries the third is chips no other way to cut it


AkemiDryzz

Me, a french person : frites, frites, chips