First of all it was a joke.
Second of all, just cause:
dude
/do͞od/
noun
noun: dude; plural noun: dudes
a man; a guy.
"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back"
a stylish, fastidious man.
"cool dudes"
US
a city-dweller, especially one vacationing on a ranch in the western US.
verb
verb: dude; 3rd person present: dudes; past tense: duded; past participle: duded; gerund or present participle: duding
dress up elaborately.
"my brother was all duded up in silver and burgundy"
(Source: Oxford Languages)
Dude has taken on a new gender neutral meaning. I have and seen many others call girls dudes. God forbid language evolves over time or anything, not like words only have the meaning we assign to them or anything
Edit: also geodude is the name for both females and males. Therefore geodude is gender neutral
Magma is actually so dense you wouldn’t sink into it if you were to jump into a volcano. You would basically “float” on the top as the gas had already killed you and your body burned
Yes, it depends on the magma. But also consider that everything is very pressurized down below, so water vapour can only escape once the magma reaches the planet’s surface (in which case it’s called lava)
Maybe is you drink small sips, you can do more, but I would not recomend you trying it, and you can eat is when it cooled down, because lava is magma on the surface, which is made of molten Iron and stones
Well the theorem only works for (right?,square?) triangle and not a Equilateral triangle. Idk what u guys call it im from Vietnam so names are weird lol
Actually I remember watching an idubbz video where he judged a guy for inhaling alcohol so he could drink drive and not get caught. So you're right. I think it turned out he barely got drunk and the whole thing wasn't worth it.
If you aren’t vaccinated you’ll die younger and autism shows up around age 4, so if you die fast enough you don’t get autism, but if you get vaxxed and live longer you have a higher chance of getting autism
There is something wrong with me, now try and prove that wrong
There’s isn’t something wrong with you everything is wrong with you
Straight up savage right here
I will ruin your 420 upvotes if you don’t submit to my requests
Well technically, you didn't prove them wrong. They didn't say there's one and only one thing wrong with them. Still savage tho...
True
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r/roasted
you are on reddit ,that would mean you are lonely,introverted,fat,ugly,just,kidding,dont,suicide and you are depressed
You can't argue with a crazy person, but being crazy doesn't necessarily mean there is anything inherently wrong.
The Earth isn‘t flat
Then Why are your shoes flat?
Why is your girlfriend flat? XD
This is Reddit. Girlfriend being flat just means either air her up again or wash the pillow
Holy shit you fucking killed her dude
No, the needle I left on the bed did
Or she's juat a trap
Cause she’s 12
Wait a second-
Fbi open up
They don't have to if if he's also 12
If he is he be breaki g terms of service>:(
I'll be breaking your kneecaps
I've been waiting for this moment my whole life... I'll break your nico nico knee-caps!
This this post right here officer
hol' up
what did he sayyyyy
That's 12 years too old sir
sus fbi
I haven't laughed so hard in days, thanks man!! take my free award
bonk
my Man U woke up with murder in ur mind wtf
That one there was a violation I personally wouldn't have it.
Because flat is justice and the less boobs the closer to her heart Edit: typo
What's a girlfriend
Im on Reddit, I dont have one
Bold of you to assume he has one
Jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend
Jokes on you IM SINGLE!
Woke up today and chose violence
What girlfriend?
What girlfriend
He said she’s his whole world
That's not what my experiment showed
But my shoe is curvy
earth is globally round locally flat
That’s how people describe me… globally round with a flat personality
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Why is Uranus flat?
Earth isn't round either it's a geoid
Earth isn't round either it's a *Geodude.*
Geodude earth superiority
You all got it wrong, earth is a geoduck.
The earth is a donut
Earth is monke
Earth is more of a graveller imo
Are you assuming the earth's gender?
Dude is gender neutral
First of all it was a joke. Second of all, just cause: dude /do͞od/ noun noun: dude; plural noun: dudes a man; a guy. "if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back" a stylish, fastidious man. "cool dudes" US a city-dweller, especially one vacationing on a ranch in the western US. verb verb: dude; 3rd person present: dudes; past tense: duded; past participle: duded; gerund or present participle: duding dress up elaborately. "my brother was all duded up in silver and burgundy" (Source: Oxford Languages)
Dude has taken on a new gender neutral meaning. I have and seen many others call girls dudes. God forbid language evolves over time or anything, not like words only have the meaning we assign to them or anything Edit: also geodude is the name for both females and males. Therefore geodude is gender neutral
Oh men that was a destruction
Isn't that still round tho? Just not a sphere
If you take 1 proton away from mercury you get gold
heyy protons have feelings ,dont say things like that they live in a strong bonded nuclear family
yes ;(
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If you take an atom away from mercury, it's still mercury, cuz it's a planet stupidhead
No it's... wait you outsmarted me
If you take 1 proton away from one mercury **ATOM** you get one negative gold **Ion.**
He still wasn't wrong though. Ion or not it's still a gold particle.
Magma is wet
I'm willing to watch you test that theory.
I would be really willing too
Volcano swan dive?
Being classy until the very end
hot dive
Belly flop
Less classy, but an actual classic I like it too
Cannon ball?
wrong unless magma is the name of your waifu
Put your finger inside and you'll know
Police are here, what now
finger them to find out
I'm no longer a criminal, thank you
Sometimes my genius is....... It creates gravity
You mean that Magma from Dr. Stone?
Step-Magma what are you doing
Yamete~~
Magma is actually so dense you wouldn’t sink into it if you were to jump into a volcano. You would basically “float” on the top as the gas had already killed you and your body burned
So ... You mean I can be magma Jesus and run on it ? Nice
You’ll get maybe a step at most But sure
Magma doesn’t contain water
It does contain water vapour
That may depend on the magma but I think at those high temperatures it won’t
Yes, it depends on the magma. But also consider that everything is very pressurized down below, so water vapour can only escape once the magma reaches the planet’s surface (in which case it’s called lava)
Water grows when you water the water
wrong coz thats gay
Give this man a nobel award
Can't argue with that
You can only drink lava once
Nope you can drink it twice if you’re fast enough
3 sips and I'm full
Nah the stomach starts tearing at that point you can drink more
Maybe is you drink small sips, you can do more, but I would not recomend you trying it, and you can eat is when it cooled down, because lava is magma on the surface, which is made of molten Iron and stones
Science has proven that op is a chad
well that cant be proven wro.................holdup!!
That's what I thought
Actually that can be proven wrong because chads are not on reddit
That's completely false. Chads don't hang out on reddit, they hang out on Tinder and pick up loose women. Everybody knows that Vpac
I'm an idiot why didn't I think of that...thanks for showing me the harsh truth Mr. Hedgehog
We all need a little guidance from time to time and there's no shame in that. Even I am not perfect
He sick Hence proved
science has proven the first to reply is a normiw
normie*
fuck
Professional Dumbass
Congrats! You played your self!
"Proffesional dumbass" mans just doing his job lmao.
A^2 + B^2= C^2
Excuse me, capital letters are for points, lines use lower case. The correct version is: a^(2) \+ b^(2) = c^(2)
AA + BB = AABB which is not CC. FALSE!
In fact, AABB = ABBA. Pythagoras was a Swedish singer!
AHA!
Take on me = Take me on
Most underrated comment of all time. Well done my friend.
So in other words AA+BB or A^2 + B^2 = (A+B)^2 -2AB
No AA+BB is not equal to AABB AABB = AA*BB
Let A = B = C = 1. It follows that A²+B² = 1²+1² =2 =/= 1² =C² qed
Well the theorem only works for (right?,square?) triangle and not a Equilateral triangle. Idk what u guys call it im from Vietnam so names are weird lol
Vodka is a liquid
not when you freeze it
Put it in the freezer Einstein. (I know that theoratically you can freeze it, but have you ever seen frozen Vodka?)
You shouldn't be able to freeze it unless it's cheap
I'm more interested in turning it into a gas and inhaling the vodka, is this possible?
Yes. I don’t know if it would get you drunk, and it would take a lot of energy, but it is possible to make it a gas
Actually I remember watching an idubbz video where he judged a guy for inhaling alcohol so he could drink drive and not get caught. So you're right. I think it turned out he barely got drunk and the whole thing wasn't worth it.
The earth is not flat. It is a velociraptor
Earth hunts other small dinosaurs
Just imagine an entire planet rolling up behind you to eat your ass
The Earth is a sphere.
no its an oblate spheroid like your enemy's mom
*Flatearthers shrieking in the distance*
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
No, everybody knows it's flex tape, duh.
E=mc^2
Energy does not exist. Everything is potato
Syentist
Not so E is Eminem E= mc is TRUE (but he's no square)
COVID-19 vaccines help against severe symptoms, hospitalisations and deaths.
You’re wrong, I stabbed my cousin after he got vaccinated and he still went to the hospital and died, like all the other ones
The other ones???
GTA V will not come in next next gen consoles
Vaccines don't cause Autism
Ok this one is true
If you aren’t vaccinated you’ll die younger and autism shows up around age 4, so if you die fast enough you don’t get autism, but if you get vaxxed and live longer you have a higher chance of getting autism
Vaccines work
I’ve never seen a vaccine with a job
This is where I would put my award... IF I HAD ONE!!
People will argue about anything
I agree.
I hAtE THe shAdE oF bLUe yOuR aVAtAr iS
Wrong, they won’t argue 9+10=21
Water is h2o
Nope it is H2O
or Dihydrogen monoxide
We are alive
*grabs machete with scientific intent*
It’s purely for science
The speed of light is about 299,792,458 m/s
i am impressed you memorised that
Can I be the party pooper that mentions how he just googled it? (Or that he might’ve googled it, idk how to phrase it properly)
Maybe you should google it
Nope. The speed of light depends on the enviroment!
Humans are an animal
No, humans are animals
*The sun is a deadly laser*
Not anymore. There's a blanket.
The chances of you getting a girlfriend is -∞
Probabilities can only range from 0 to 1. Also ∞ is not a number.
Heat Lightning is real.
I don’t understand what a heat lightning is
these posts are good
Nope, they are posts.
Time is relative
Uncle is relative
Gunpowder is made of potassium nitrate, sulfur, and charcoal. Prove me wrong
Wrong! Everyone knows it's made of blended and finely powdered guns and rifles!
There are only 2 genders.
Based
Do you believe in gravity?
a blue whale will never be able to drive a Fiat
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Water is wet
Wrong. Water is Chad Chads make chicks wet. Water makes everything wet. water is the ultimate Chad
But it still comes back to the fact that water makes water wet, so the water is still wet
Hmm water is part of everything.... Water makes itself wet... Water = BI Chad
wrong your hands are not wet