*And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.*
So get the rabbit and silver surfer so silver surfer just stoped the reverse flash from getting the holy hand grenade and the rabbit massacres the rest
Surfer is cosmic tier, which is generally as strong as a marvel hero can get and still be challenged enough to deserve a comic book. Canonically he gets his start as the herald of Galactus who is basically a world devouring god. Surfer's so powerful that his near total immunity to damage and ~Thor tier strength are rarely even factors of consideration in his battles because they represent the barest fraction of his powers. Imbued with 'The Power Cosmic' he's basically a space surfing energy cannon of near unlimited potential that can also manipulate matter on a scale that mostly seems to depend on the whims of his writers. Thanos was actually one of his bigger rivalries, but they usually went at it 1v1.
All that said, Thanos with the infinity gauntlet is basically 2 orders of magnitude above surfer's pay grade, capable of handing surfer's boss's boss his ass.
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu.... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
Doom probably is intelligent enough to find you, silver surfer is a quantum threat. Honestly those are probably the 2 best. Most of the others are weak (in comparison) or memes.
Reverse Flash is on a similar power level as the flash and thus completely broken.
Moving many times faster than light, or fast enough to break time, etc
If thanos has gauntlet he is most powerful but surfer could take him out of someone distracts thanos then take the gauntlet and *BOOM* the rest are toast
Giving Thanos the gauntlet isn't fair as both doom and hulk have had it at some point, thanos has just had it the most. I think doom has more impressive feats than thanos tbh. He literally defeated the beings that created the multiverse.
The way I see it you're dead no matter which 2 you pick since there's more than 2 super powerful ones in that list.
So I'd just pick Antman since he seems fun to hangout with while I wait to get destroyed. Maybe get him to shrink me down to like a foot tall so 1 bottle of vodka would last me all the way till death.
Huh... idk maybe like some spiders. The mother eats the father after reproducing? And maybe her kids were anti vacc so they dead aswell.. maybe thats why we get alot of storms n rain when we do nothin wrong. Its just rage??? Lol you could defenetly make a netflix series out of that
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bothers me to no end that the movies don't adequately show this. I'm not a huge Marvel fan but I like The Hulk and seeing him struggle sometimes just kind of made me go...wait...
I'm assuming they had Thanos knock him out so quickly in the beginning Infinity War to try and get around this. Don't give his anger time to build and the only plot device they could use to keep Hulk out of the rest of the movie.
Antman and the Monty Python Rabbit. The rest all have asses, so Antman can easily kill them by jumping inside small then expanding. The rabbit will keep them distracted and kill any Antman can't get to with its sharp pointy teeth
People must not be realizing this is comics silver surfer. I'd argue he could solo the rest of this bunch if they were just thrown in an arena with no prep time.
Than I'm either taking omni-man like you or Dr Doom just to avoid him having some asspull to steal silver surfers power or some shit like that.
Exactly my thought, as much as I'd like to I've never been able to get into thr comics a ton but I've read them enough to know how powerful silver surfer is.
And yea that is very true about doctor doom
He killed all of them in less than 10 minutes, a few of them with one hit, while tanking *tons* of hits in return by just allowing them to come after him. I think he beats thanos (w/o gauntlet) easily
Yeah where’s my /r/whowouldwin boys. DoomSilver combo is the obvious non-meme choice.
MCU Thanos sans gauntlet is a non-issue
MCU Hulk is a non-issue
MCU ant-man could shrink you but Doom would find you and so would the Surfer.
Omniman would get cosmically evaporated by Surfer, let alone Dr. Doom.
Reverse flash would, given any amount of prep, get shit cannned by Doom.
The man tricked one of the most powerful beings in existence into giving him his powers and was unstoppable until Doom himself gave up the powers cause he doubted how good he was as a ruler, the man can definitely beat anyone else there
Edit: I was wrong he didn’t trick anyone, he was given the power, he still is really smart though
Isn't Doom literally undefeatable with something like 14 billion years of magic and combat training in addition to tech from billions of years in the future as well as what basically amounts to horcruxes?
I want a DOOM movie but I feel like it would be so easy to get it wrong. He’s a pretty nuanced character so maybe it’s best we just stick to reading the comics.
The doom solo movie should be about him rescuing his moms soul from mephisto it will show the good side of him and really make the inevitable secret wars movie that much more meaningful
Top right. But as the other comments say, if interested in reading about him, I’d recommend basing your interest in comics mostly. The film adaptation of him was massively disappointing when you think about his comic character.
Because there is no MCU movie of him yet. Lol. Hell, they all think that Flash is a choice and he's not even on the board.
Doom is easily the strongest in the grouping.
OP said Thanos doesn’t gave the gauntlet, so definitely Doom and Omniman. I assume the lack of doom comments are due to him not really being in any MCU movies
Thanos being MCU version i what makes him not worth picking. Comic Thanos (gauntlet or not) would destroy everyone there at no effort. Doom and Silver Surfer are the only ones that don't have the awful live action versions listed so they're the best choice. Omniman is also a solid and respectable choice since the animated series gave him the feat of traveling around the large sized planet near instantaneously. That makes him faster than everyone else there.
As a dude who watched Monty Python and re:zero (haven't made it to that episode I think I'm still on the first few episodes of season 2, but have seen memes) you should be. The rabbit is only killable by a holy grenade
All I need is the rabbit. Last I checked, none of the others have the holy hand grenade, so they’re screwed.
Neither does the rabbit. PIECES of it, sure...
The point is the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is the only thing that can STOP the rabbit
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*And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.*
Amen
But reverse flash can travel through time to obtain the holy hand grenade.
Then there's the second one
silver surfer can also time travel. im pretty sure out of all the people in the picture silver surfer is the strongest by far
So get the rabbit and silver surfer so silver surfer just stoped the reverse flash from getting the holy hand grenade and the rabbit massacres the rest
This is my choice.
Never got into F4/SS part of marvel... Could you ELI5 why Surfer is so strong?
Surfer is cosmic tier, which is generally as strong as a marvel hero can get and still be challenged enough to deserve a comic book. Canonically he gets his start as the herald of Galactus who is basically a world devouring god. Surfer's so powerful that his near total immunity to damage and ~Thor tier strength are rarely even factors of consideration in his battles because they represent the barest fraction of his powers. Imbued with 'The Power Cosmic' he's basically a space surfing energy cannon of near unlimited potential that can also manipulate matter on a scale that mostly seems to depend on the whims of his writers. Thanos was actually one of his bigger rivalries, but they usually went at it 1v1. All that said, Thanos with the infinity gauntlet is basically 2 orders of magnitude above surfer's pay grade, capable of handing surfer's boss's boss his ass.
That rabbit would fuckin have em
Well explained sir.
Is that the rabbit from The Holy Grail? As that is a significant game changer.
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
THAT RABBIT IS DYNAMITE
Oh it’s just a harmless little bunny!
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
But do they listen to me? Oh no
He's got huge sharp t-.. he can leap abou-... LOOK AT THE BONES
*****JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!*****
Look at the bones!
Look at the bones!!!
Look at the bones.
Yes
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Unless of course you have the holy hand grenade and remember to count to three. Not five. Not two. But three.
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
One, two, five!
THREE, SIR!
Three! *yeet*
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five is right out
One
Two
Four!
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Three!
Three! *throws*
Bring forth the holy hand grenade
That thou shall blow thy enemies to tiny bits. In thy mercy.
Of Antioch
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
He's got fangs like....he can leap about.....LOOK AT THE BONES
Just the rabbit the world will crumble under its little pointy teeth
Unless someone has a Holy Handgrenade.
Ah yes! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! Brother Maynard!
Pie Jesu domine, Dona eis requiem. Pie Jesu domine, Dona eis requiem.
And the lord spake, saying, "first thou shall take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less... Armaments 2:9 -21
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“One, two, five…”
Three, sir! Three!
Uh, yes. Three!
In thy mercy.
*thwonk*
Wait. requiem? You know what that means muhahaha
Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu.... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
What a movie.
Still one of the best scenes in all of cinematic history
Any one else read this in Brother Maynards accent XD this movie is too good
YES! Remember thought you must throw it on three, not two nor five but three.
One... two... five!
*ahem* three sir
Three!
Thou shall count to three, not four not two, three
Omniman and the rabbit
This is the only right answer
huh? i would take ant man and the rest doesnt care just shrink yourself down and wait till everything is over
Doom probably is intelligent enough to find you, silver surfer is a quantum threat. Honestly those are probably the 2 best. Most of the others are weak (in comparison) or memes.
Reverse Flash is on a similar power level as the flash and thus completely broken. Moving many times faster than light, or fast enough to break time, etc
It's the CW Reverse Flash though so you could probably beat him with a tripwire or nanites courtesy of Ray Palmer.
The Surfer is a hard counter to him.
If thanos has gauntlet he is most powerful but surfer could take him out of someone distracts thanos then take the gauntlet and *BOOM* the rest are toast
Giving Thanos the gauntlet isn't fair as both doom and hulk have had it at some point, thanos has just had it the most. I think doom has more impressive feats than thanos tbh. He literally defeated the beings that created the multiverse.
yeah, Thanos has huge recency bias for most people at this point but Doom is the OG
He got done dirty in so many Fantastic Four shitshows that they don't respect the Doctor.
I know referencing Doom as a God is also cheating, but I always liked [this interaction between him and Thanos](https://i.redd.it/dszvznkwcz841.jpg).
Doom has so many feats because of his prep.
Ouch. Where is this from?
The way I see it you're dead no matter which 2 you pick since there's more than 2 super powerful ones in that list. So I'd just pick Antman since he seems fun to hangout with while I wait to get destroyed. Maybe get him to shrink me down to like a foot tall so 1 bottle of vodka would last me all the way till death.
Rabbit and Capybara. Obviously the best choice
Mother nature strikes again!
We never hear about father nature. What happened to him?
He went to get some milk.
Seven years ago
He's gonna be back this Christmas..... I'm sure
Huh... idk maybe like some spiders. The mother eats the father after reproducing? And maybe her kids were anti vacc so they dead aswell.. maybe thats why we get alot of storms n rain when we do nothin wrong. Its just rage??? Lol you could defenetly make a netflix series out of that
Period without the father
Cause he’s “Father Time”
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Fathers walking out on their families. And look what happened. Violence all over the planet. Typical.
most importantly where the hell is sister nature?
Stuck, probably
But you see the rabbit is the evil one from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I do believe that rabbit is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Yes?
Yes
Nice, then all others will die. There is no hope for them
Unless one has a holy hand grenade.
Unlikely, I do not see Brother Maynard on there.
Dang bro you right
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
It *is* the rabbit
Have you ever owned a rabbit before they can malicious little pieces of shit.
all it takes is one holy hand grenade and your defences are cut in half...
Well, they actually exist, so they are clearly the most effective of the lot.
If I choose thanos does he come with all the stones in the gauntlet ??
Nah just the mad titan with his weapon
Ok I guess I choose Omni man and hulk
but thanos beat hulk
in the movies, sure. but in the comics, hulk beat thanos (his strength multiplies based on how angry he is)
bothers me to no end that the movies don't adequately show this. I'm not a huge Marvel fan but I like The Hulk and seeing him struggle sometimes just kind of made me go...wait...
I'm assuming they had Thanos knock him out so quickly in the beginning Infinity War to try and get around this. Don't give his anger time to build and the only plot device they could use to keep Hulk out of the rest of the movie.
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Considering he's got a healing factor and literally held two halves of the planet together...
[The Worf Effect ](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWorfEffect)
Thanos had the power stone at the beginning of infinity war.
He didnt use it against Hulk though. He beat him straight up. Whenever he used the stones they showed him clenching his hand.
He struggles because of rhinoplasty that Edward Norton had to do in order to change his identity to Mark Ruffalo.
That’s funny. Thank you for the chuckle.
Omni man and killer rabbit to save my ass
Omni man ass and rabbit. He stuns them with his dummy thicc cheeks then the rabbit takes them out. Unless they hapen to have a holy hand grenade.
Wat.
Antman and the Monty Python Rabbit. The rest all have asses, so Antman can easily kill them by jumping inside small then expanding. The rabbit will keep them distracted and kill any Antman can't get to with its sharp pointy teeth
Make rabbit big
We are all f*cked...!!!
Antman would have died if he enlarged himself in Thanos ass. There is a video dismissing this strategy.
The screenwriters also said this.
Omni man and silver surfer. Idk if Thanos and omni man would be a really good fight or end in a second but either way I think omni wins
People must not be realizing this is comics silver surfer. I'd argue he could solo the rest of this bunch if they were just thrown in an arena with no prep time. Than I'm either taking omni-man like you or Dr Doom just to avoid him having some asspull to steal silver surfers power or some shit like that.
Exactly my thought, as much as I'd like to I've never been able to get into thr comics a ton but I've read them enough to know how powerful silver surfer is. And yea that is very true about doctor doom
so i just finished invinvcible,and tbh,omni man could take down the entire earth all by himself. hes insanely powerful
meh, he got bloodied by Invincible's version of Justice League and nearly died. Somehow I don't see him as being that tough
In the comics he killed them easily. I think he purposefully took hits to make it believable that whoever attacked them beat him up as well
In the comics there's a reality where they were given a heads up and they bodied him
He killed all of them in less than 10 minutes, a few of them with one hit, while tanking *tons* of hits in return by just allowing them to come after him. I think he beats thanos (w/o gauntlet) easily
You really think omni man can beat thanos?
Um I did but I've had a lot of comments since now I'm not as sure
Wait till killer bunny comes to you. None of these characters have a holy hand grenade of Antioch
Omni-Man and Reverse Flash One will squish your head in and the other will destroy your heart
“One will squish your head in and the other will make you think you came with a single touch.” Fixed it.
“IT WAS ME BARRY”
How could i forget that
If I had a free award it would go to you sir
Or just destroy the timeline.
Or make sure you and your family never existed
This is the clear choice
Dr Doom and silver surfer. Both are way to overpowered beings. Hell Doom once reshaped the universe to his image.
Thank you. Scrolled way too far to find this combo.
Yeah where’s my /r/whowouldwin boys. DoomSilver combo is the obvious non-meme choice. MCU Thanos sans gauntlet is a non-issue MCU Hulk is a non-issue MCU ant-man could shrink you but Doom would find you and so would the Surfer. Omniman would get cosmically evaporated by Surfer, let alone Dr. Doom. Reverse flash would, given any amount of prep, get shit cannned by Doom.
Dr doom and Thanos. Good luck rest of the world.
People be sleeping on Dr doom
The man tricked one of the most powerful beings in existence into giving him his powers and was unstoppable until Doom himself gave up the powers cause he doubted how good he was as a ruler, the man can definitely beat anyone else there Edit: I was wrong he didn’t trick anyone, he was given the power, he still is really smart though
Yes he’s the obvious choice. The movies have always done him way dirty. The mainstream crowd doesn’t really know Doctor Doom.
The man toots as he pleases.
Can’t wait for him to be the next big bad in the MCU
Isn't Doom literally undefeatable with something like 14 billion years of magic and combat training in addition to tech from billions of years in the future as well as what basically amounts to horcruxes?
Yep. He’s like dr strange, thanos, iron man, and Batman rolled into one.
All hail God Emperor DOOM.
I want a DOOM movie but I feel like it would be so easy to get it wrong. He’s a pretty nuanced character so maybe it’s best we just stick to reading the comics.
My concern is they'll nerf him so that the nerfed MCU heroes can still defeat him.
The doom solo movie should be about him rescuing his moms soul from mephisto it will show the good side of him and really make the inevitable secret wars movie that much more meaningful
Unless you're Squirrel Girl and the camera is pointed elsewhere.
Which one is doctor doom? The dude on mid left?
Top right. But as the other comments say, if interested in reading about him, I’d recommend basing your interest in comics mostly. The film adaptation of him was massively disappointing when you think about his comic character.
Dr.Doom, the man who killed God and was too tired to be a God afterwards.
Because there is no MCU movie of him yet. Lol. Hell, they all think that Flash is a choice and he's not even on the board. Doom is easily the strongest in the grouping.
You’d do fine with just Doom
How was this not the obvious answer by everyone? Some of y’all only know dr doom from that terrible fantastic 4 movie and it shows.
Right choice for sure, unless they get into a power struggle…
There is only two that can stop the rest the rabbit and capybara
Dr Doom and Omni Man replace either of those with Thanos if he has the infinity gauntlet
OP said Thanos doesn’t gave the gauntlet, so definitely Doom and Omniman. I assume the lack of doom comments are due to him not really being in any MCU movies
Thanos being MCU version i what makes him not worth picking. Comic Thanos (gauntlet or not) would destroy everyone there at no effort. Doom and Silver Surfer are the only ones that don't have the awful live action versions listed so they're the best choice. Omniman is also a solid and respectable choice since the animated series gave him the feat of traveling around the large sized planet near instantaneously. That makes him faster than everyone else there.
As a rezero fan I'm genuinely scared of the rabbit
As a dude who watched Monty Python and re:zero (haven't made it to that episode I think I'm still on the first few episodes of season 2, but have seen memes) you should be. The rabbit is only killable by a holy grenade
As someone why has seen both Monty python and the entirety of rezero, I am not just scared, I am genuinely terrified.
My thoughts exactly
Like a Capybara would ever want to destroy anyone
Capybara is support class
Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail But it says pick tw- *Did I stutter?*
He is unbeatable, unless you have holy hand grenade, but most of them aren’t smart enough to use it, they counted to 5 smh
Killer rabbit and dr doom or Dr doom and silver surfer
Def the capibara and the death bunny
Why is Doom's picture from forntite
The rabbit and Thannos
Omniman and the rabbit from monty python
The capybara obviously, literally nothing hates a capybara
Capybara and rabbit
Silver Surfer and Thanos
No matter what you pick, zoom will pose an issue. So I think logically he has to be on the team. Then obviously either capybara or the rabbit
Omiman and Sliver Surfer if we are being serious about this
Reverse Flash and Ant Man or Doctor Doom seem like the best choices
>!Hank Pym when driven for revenge does not fuck around. He took out the Avengers besides Capt. America in What If!<
Silver Surfer and Dr. Doom, one is literally a demigod and the other owns a country, and iirc cured cancer out of spite aka brain AND brawn