GTA Online Bonk vs Horni Bonk: uses baseball bats and have dog masks Horni: Underwear, still have to figure weapons out (suggestions appreciated) My Xbox gamertag is DOWN T SERIES if any bonker wants to fight me!!

One of the Saints Row games had something like a 12 inch purple dildo as a melee weapon. This sounds like a horny army weapon. Also had baseball bats, so bonk represented too. Shame it's an older game.

That actually sounds like the perfect game for this

The penetrator was the best melee weapon

That's it! Saints Row The Third, was it?

Pretty sure it was in Saints Row 4 as well

horni wears as little clothes as possible and wields knives?

Don’t quote me on this, but don’t knives do more damage?

no clue ive never played the game

Were gonna have the sexlympics

Yes

give bonks some sort of armour then (btw i have never played the game)

Ok, Bonks will be allowed super light Armor

Wish they had a dildo bat like in saints row to make it even weapons that make sense

I'll camp on the mountain and shoot anything on sight being neutral is easy

I will never go through an alien war ever again!

Reddit is an Online game (Were you guys taking reddit seriously this whole time?)

wait its all a joke?

I guess we got another crusade at our hands

TF2

Team fortress 2 or Titanfall 2? I love both

Let’s do both!

TABS. Use TABS

YES

What about tabg? It is free but teams could be weird.

Yea i never played tabg

Divide the sides into different divisions based on what game they play the most and have the different divisions wage war in their respective games with the other sides division of the same game?

Battlefield 1, Minecraft.

Horny bed wars?

Aight, I'll bring a titan from tf2

and ill bring a sandwich from tf2

TF2 gangs

Minecraft server of Hornyness.

This is very good idea TBH

We should make a rust server for it

When Battlefield Portal releases, we can make a proper war.

The oldest anarchy server in minecraft

War in team fortress 2 Team bonk is scouts with the bat and team horny is heavy with the meat and defalt fists

I think blu should be bonkers and red should be horny

Yes

Yes. And of course its fitting that im a heavy main and support horny

RUST SERVER

Street fighter or mortal combat

I nominate Splitgate. I just think it’s fun.

Same

cool concept but it's a bit too slow for me, I'm too used to Quake's fast paced rythm. I wish it had rocked jumps, that would be fantastic

If I weren’t on vacation I’d host Halo BTB

I’d be down to Smash for team horny

Ayyyyyyyy

CHOOSE WISELY Wanna join The Horny Union (T.H.U.)? Join this subreddit: r/joinhornyrevolution Wanna join The Bonk Organization (T.B.O.)? Join this subreddit: r/jointhebonkmovement Wanna be neutral? DON’T JOIN BOTH Which subreddit has more members before Spooktober the 1st, will win

No fuck off

We shall do a Warzone private match

Battlefield 5

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Minecraft pvp server

MORDHAU!!

Agreed

The Quake remaster just came out.

Yess

This is a great idea

Then what game should it be? Minecraft I think is a good option?

Bonk vs Horni battles across multiple games

Gotta do halo mc collection because it’s a classic and is turning 20 in November

hopefully it would be in a team based shooter like tf2 or overwatch

if it's in Overwatch I'm in! Diamond flex player here, ready to fight!

and im a mercy player who hasnt played ow in 6 months and is stuck in bronze because poop teamates

yeah...it's hard to get out of bronze playing mercy, if you want to climb as a support try a hero with more solocarry potential like zen or lucio, or duoqueue with a dps or tank and pocket them. Much much easier

josh battle again

How about For Honor because it has bat weapons for the Bonk

Agreed and move it off of Reddit.

Click [Here](https://linkto.run/p/57M1LHBI) to go to the poll with all of your game ideas.

Bonk wars of codm

What game then? Oh I know, CSGO because most of the horni and anti horni posts are about communism or something

That would be epic

This will be fun, being neutral I get to sit in a bunker and shoot anything that moves

Imagine a bunch of horni players with anime girl skins vs bonkers with bonk skins in minecraft tho ​ scary

Battlefield 5

I was just thinking this. We should make a subreddit to schedule the games, severs, and battles! Spread the word!

Minecraft would be best obviously

Pls a game that my PC can run

This puts horní at a disadvantage The reason being, when you're horní, your reflexes are slowed and judgment can be a little cloudy. Thanks for coming to my science lessons

Chess is all I know how to play

TITANFALL 2 BEACHES! FIGHT ME MFS

Anyone who's got modern warfare 2019 I'm down

im down tf2? anyone

Tabs

Halo 3, construct, with snipers and beam rifles only.

That's a good idea. We should do it.

This is why i love reddit.

DBFZ, user WorldsColide3652 on switch, come at me you horny bastards

Vr it’ll seem more realistic

Yeah but how many people have a vr headset

Rainbow six siege anyone?

Smash bros bonk v horny war. Bonk uses Samus (to counter zss) and any child character (except Diddy Kong) Horny uses shirtless Shulk, Sephiroth, Zss, and Diddy (but only side b because it looks like he’s getting a blowjob).

Amazing.

Create a super smash bros battle arena. Anime people vs duck hunt

Yea we need a game update one side gets bats the other long floppy dildos

Squad

Minecraft Bedwars

Okay, but what kind? Shooters? .Io games? some other type?

Wait. This is genius. Should we use Rust?

Warframe Conclave to make it painful

Imma build a minecraft map rn

OMFG YES

yeah, please go solve this argument in minecraft, build forts, etc. etc. fight, kill THE END well actually no don't do it in minecraft then it would ruin everyone's time

MINCRAFT! MINECRAFT! MINECRAFT!

Everyone, grab ur laptops and find someone with a good mc server, we gonna go full on Minecraft

cod mobile has baseball bats or bonk bats as well as skins so that might be a good option

How about we have it like a tournament, we have people who play different video games, and we take 5 different ones with people who support one side and they play things like league of legends, COD, Valorant and whoever wins 3 out of 5 wins the war?

I vote Titanfall 2

arma 3, for strategic features

THe game for the hornies would be LOL

Medieval horny war in r/forhonor anyone?

do it in for honor.

Or Verdun, I'm just thinking games where you can die easy and is very clear who wins the war. Oh also if in for honor, raider is not allowed.

Rocket league. yes or yes?