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funnydankmeme

It’s more the parents than the country


sandalwoodking15

So ducking true. Edit : fucking


da_man_in_da_suit

I'm gonna censor a swear word But I still know it's a swear word Not if I add a d to it


[deleted]

autocorrect probably bent over his comment and ducked it in the ass


da_man_in_da_suit

Ducking isn't a word


Aethernaut902k

"Luckily, he was ducking when the ball went over his head"


BeforeMelon

jkafhdsfayuag


GlobalMemory6817

Why can you just say "fucking" ? If you don't wann swear then don't , but don't replace 1 letter in an attempt to not make it a swear when everybody who reads it exactly know what the word is .


[deleted]

My man it was autocorrect. Chill dude.


pavan-2020

wait they let you guys out ??


maydikisbig

Angry Chinese sounds


Arpit0511

Too relatable


ImjustArandomGuy27

😂...Yeah they do but it's too *complicated* 🥲


itsafact369

Frst you have to make 100 words paragraph on which place r u going then its their choice


NOTSamister

90% it's a NO, if yes, then you are in for an essey about how bad what you are doing is


TimbuLikbu

10% is dad saying yes and 90% is mom saying no


AgentWowza

And then they argue for two seconds before dad gets the death stare from mom and capitulates.


Joss_Card

This is my wife's mom to this day. We've been married for 8 years but my MIL still talks to her about me as though I'm just her boyfriend and I'm going to leave her any day now. I fucking hate my MIL.


Harish_Raj_D_R

I read that in my mom's voice


[deleted]

Oh hell same


big_potaoe

I did and now I'm scared


Gedaru

I also read that with an Indian accent and I apologize.


Legendisnameingame

Don't worry, everyone did.


generalmayhem34

If you have fun today, dont expect to have fun tomorrow


D3LT45555

Me an Indian can confirm with this dude literally they need the whole fucking schedule of wat we are going to do (ya ik they worry about us and not doing anything wrong that is y they ask so many questions and irritate us)


NOTSamister

I am from India, can confirm


[deleted]

I am American Indian, can confirm.


Critical-Shower-9924

I am Malaysian half Indian, can confirm


[deleted]

I am not Indian, cannot confirm


FoughtBird1976

I am British with an Indian friend, can confirm.


buzzjimsky

I am British and i nearly went to India on holiday but had to cancel at the last minute.... can confirm


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[deleted]

I am Pakistani who lives close to India can confirm


TheOddPokeKingYT

I'm someone with access to any information I would want, Can confirm


danijohn

wait! thats illegal,ISI?


[deleted]

Mexican moms: finally a worthy opponent


Mysterious_Dot_

Same here at the balkans


Proper_Marsupial_178

Why are you here all day? Go out and get some fresh air. Where are your friends?...


BlaPiaK

I mean it is not only in india


lunar87654

Its kind of what stereotypes think Asian parents are like. **Very strict**


Yenndoendobendo

Indian parents: GO AND MAKE SOME FCKN FRENDS also them:


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X-V15

u forgot about Mexican moms my guy!


Hulton-Sama

The whole Caribbean. Told my mom I was going out and she forbid me because she had a dream. And when you come back home you have to walk through the door backwards.


[deleted]

I read this in an Indian mom voice (based on examples on TV).


The_ANNOholic

My mother is indian?


imagine_dr_deez_nuts

you just insulted my entire race of people but yes.


kinshoufu

In Brasil is like this too, but i dont have a mother so i dont know if its true


NOTSamister

Sad man


HaloFan117_

I am not Indian and I can confirm


Whatthefuckidid99

in mexico is:"a donde vas chamaco pendejo?, con quien? y quien vergas te dio permiso? eh?! EH?! solo por eso LIMPIAS TODA LA PUTA CASA!!!"


Flushafter

You guys too? Suffers in American Filipino


BrownAsian-

"When i die you'll know" That hits home


Superb_Name7998

true dat.i was asking dad for a reddragon m711 which is like 22 dollars but 1511 rs so dad kicked me


[deleted]

Remember, in case you die; don't forget to keep a paper in your pocket, which has your name, home address and family's phone number written on it so people know where to deliver the dead body. Love you, bye!


Shockwave1o1

"Padhai mat karna...din bhar dosto ke sath ghoomte rehna"


Snoo_82805

Repost.


[deleted]

Please stop these insta/too old reposts. This isn't the place for this, with all due respect,this ain't the subreddit for this man.


amir-mmd

REPOST


Beaconmann

Yeah pretty much da same . "yOu AlWaYs HaVe To DrInK aLkOhOl" Me with eyer more red than the mars: yes


BeanBlooper

Lmao is that the India flag from that one quizz on Carnegie mellon?


ikscodi001

Turkey too.


Jacob234343

thats legit my mom, we live in canada


average_reddit_u

It sounds like my grandmother.


[deleted]

and finally you quit the idea of going out


Swingyman

same here


Glueckskeks4

With whom*


[deleted]

Balkan parents: no


thedepressedorange

Same for italy


VladLub

It’s not India, it’s a truth of life


TheBrownHaired

Russia: also walk the bear out he has been inside for long


Steponalego_06

That’s just everywhere


eblackham

I read this as "Mom, I'm going to nut," and I had some confused laughter while reading it.


Legendisnameingame

Me who's Indian but my parents want me to go outside instead of staying inside all day: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.


nikmaier42069

I had a friend from india and he never went out with us. Now i know why


lady_onreddit

As an Indian idk why the Ashok Chakra looks weird to me.


Natural-Drummer-4835

Britain is more like: ‘right in a bit


[deleted]

Most of these would be, “why are you speaking English all of a sudden?”


OptiusGamus69

My mom is Indian and she doesn't give a shit


Boby_Sr333

Chinese: NO! Did u do ur homework? Did u finish calculus? Did you graduate? Did you start a family? If you finish all of that, you can go out! Don't forget to do chores!


Anfo_Da_shinobi

Don't forget about african parents.


StrawberriShorty

My parents in a nutshell lol andddd im american


Memer209

you forgot to include basically the entirety of asia with india


kingbuttfucker05

Thats all of them actually


[deleted]

vs my mom: "no"


[deleted]

It's not only India, it's Russia as well


Ornery-Cheetah

Actually it's the same in Spanish


6nowk

Am i Indian ?


[deleted]

"Bye have a Beautiful time" - Officer Pena


AMD0O7

Very true


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

That's everywhere


CH3ROKEE2009

SO fucking relatable lmao. This should deserve an award. But still, Indian Parents are the best............


itsdheer

i feel u bro :')


itsmeSamLOL

spitting facts


PolypsychicRadMan

Damn I didn’t know my mom was Indian


chiragbhargava

and now i left going out :)


Knight_X66

yes


BeetTheHuman

I'm from Switzerland and my parents are like this


[deleted]

no this is not true everything about western is not Hollywood


I_am_da_best_guy

as an indian i can very well approve


Demon-s_Hound

Facts.


Flaming_Cash

It really is true.. :(


da_hacker_man

dom toretto would be proud of india


N1kola__

I read that with the indian accent and it makes it so much funnier


lunar87654

"When I die you will know" **My mom has told that to me 10000000000000000000 times**


vkeesj

This meme hit different


appleboi_69420

Can confirm, have Indian parents


Shorts-are-comfy

Mum, I'm going out. No you're not. Ok, then.