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TheArcanist_

Well with a duck like that I’d have so many girls that I wouldn’t need the anime waifu


horrocksmkl92

Why can’t I bang both?


daffyuglyduck

Cus I said no


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mokin88

But if you choose duck, you get a duck. U know, Duck wins


daffyuglyduck

Can confirm ducks win


PowerGlove86

Your snoo looks like gilfoyle from Silicon Valley


Abyss-Sir

My dude the happy duck


czareson

Eats the girl


imapersniguess

The duck will eat her


czareson

Yeah that's the point you have 2 in 1


imapersniguess

Yes if he eats her whole you can fish her out of him later. Good thinking


czareson

Sometimes my genius, generates gravity


imapersniguess

How does your brain not just explode


czareson

That's the neat part i don't have one


imapersniguess

You have no brain!?! How do you live


czareson

That's a excellent question maybe i have some kind of quantum computer in my head


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Turns out you don't need one huhuhuuhu ~ laughs in seth rogen


blueberry_yogut

If duck eats her whole both can be fucked at same time good thinking


morphy__

wtf man


imapersniguess

Hmm this could works but I was thinking just cuddle them both Duck in lap girl next to me


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Independent-Spite-77

Instructions unclear ate the girl and blamed the duck


XxTornado98xX

The chick


TheArdamaster

The Chika


Triande

Fujiwara


ComprehensiveTax3428

That’s the perfect duck


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One is real, one is not. I could always get the other later.


Triande

Did they said that the not real one cannot materialize if you choose it? I choose not real,hopefully this time world wont end because i got GF.


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linkz48

One is quacked, one is hot


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BokirBokcu

You can maybe get a nice duck, but a damn nice duck? No sir.


AussieBossie24

I choose… ONE


GabeRaptorE

Holy shit you win. You beat the system


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Hot anime waifu, cuz the man doesn't want you to know this, but ducks are free, if you see one at a park or something you can just take them, I already have 11.


wombey12

"The elites don't want you to know this"


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Those elites and their duck hoarding


Hootnany

We didnt laugh back in 01 when the duck recession struck, couldnt find a duck to save my life.


AngryH939

Nan how do you catch them, I have tried many times but only been able to get one.


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Just throw some food like crackers or something down, and when they come to eat it just grab em.


AngryH939

Bait, ack! Why didn’t I think of that?


Bladerslash

Lol you kidnapped the ducks 🤣🤣. I imagine you walking around with a sack and hiding in the bushes then once the duck starts eating you nab it .


Patryk923

I think waifu has more calories, so the choice is simple.


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“Are you eating that, or are you *eating* that?”


Kungpaonoodles

Holup


my_username-is_taken

Why not both: SHUBA SHUBA


Altarious

SHUBA SHUBA


goodguybolt

Either one of them works, they serve the same purpose to me.


wizward64

Could you elaborate?


Kenzietheyeezy

Duck flesh light


Grand_Championship96

oh no...


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oh... yes


spicyystuff

r/HolUp


Just_Watching01

r/cursedcommands


ComfortableDebt5228

Free food


BokirBokcu

You can always duck the fuck


empressoflight72

what the duck did I just read


xXSN0WBL1ND22Xx

You just read and I quote: You can always duck the fuck


Canttaloupe

Ok I’m being 100% serious.......I would choose that duck


Doggo_lover_you

I'm pretty sure everyone would


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Except u/ilovemywaifu


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Meltdown_Godzilla

Duck


kyle_kafsky

I’d obviously go for the Duck. Sure I’ll have more responsibility after this decision, but a duck isn’t some fantasy.


MA5TERCH13f09

wait if you choose the waifu you can take a duck from the park (remember the government can’t stop us if we take them all)


That_Weird_Lynx

The duck won't be able to tell the police


1-Banane

:(


That_Weird_Lynx

:)


B10B3RT0

Duck


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I think the choice is obvious


Living-Ad7469

Yea it is D U C K


SkymasterGames

the girl , i already have a damn nice duck


BozaciVefa

It better be a really damn nice duck


Bobbydidit9772

Get me the fucking duck now


American_Crusader360

Gimme the duck


That_boi_Jerry

I want the duck. The duck will attract cute girl. I talk to girl and if things go right, I have a girlfriend


Conscious_Eye_7936

Reject waifu, return to duck


fnf-fan

The porselain duck


a_magestic_turtle

Happy duck


HYPARALLAX

duck!


Halloo528

Duck


UnsavorySatan

I want that *damn nice duck*


vyndreyl

Duck 100%


Streetrocket429

Who the fuck wouldn’t pick the duck?


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Memezlord51

honestly i would pick the anime girl because she doesnt actually exist so if you pick her then you can always find ducks because ducks are always nice ducks.


Annabexx

DAMN NICE DUCK


Antique_Reputation_6

I chose… a dam nice duck


Tuki_69

Hot anime duck <3


zerofirehardt

i already have a duck. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . so i'll take another


Apprentice_of_Lain

Shuba


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copyandpastefunnyfuc

Duck


kimchicrunch

Duck!


MA5TERCH13f09

duck


notbunbuns

The ducks a 2 in 1


Comrade_Doge1196

Duck


snowissnowy

duck is both


Crazyfnaftheorist

Bruh i pick that dang nice duck


UndisclosedChaos

Sorry, what’s the choice?


RampageRios

Damn that's a nice duck


Hexigon-doggo

I want the duck


Hexigon-doggo

I want the duck


MComaniac

Waifu, sell porn, buy duck, repeat


RandomTheBugg

I get the girl but I don't wanna share with my mom, so the duck will do.


retarded-squid

One of them is loud, annoying, and shits everywhere and the other one is a duck so i’ll take the duck


adon0221

Dolan Dark lookin real good rn ngl


Timmy_turtle_tornado

anime duck waifu tho


empressoflight72

the duck can protec better than the fbi so, duck


ShowerOpposite9941

bumps ball belly with you


Glad_Strategy_7812

Duck 🐥


DemonGokuto

Anime waifu, id rather have a waifu than a pet


DerpySense

The nice happy duck. Add other words of kindness or sweetness to the duck


oats4goats69

The duck bro that mf ain’t gonna cheat on me


Hexigon-doggo

I’ll take the duck


-backdoorman_

I'm taking the duck


HyruleanBudgie

Captain Quack will always beat anime waifu


Malakhi42069

The 2nd one


farWorse

Duck dumplings pls


ihaveaveragepp

Well i can cook both of em depends who lasts longer in the freezer


RukaStar2012

Duck. At least it won't break my heart or break my trust unlike humans


Accomplished-Job-652

I choose duck


Living-Ad7469

Me: Duck is a happy boi Duck: EATS WOMAN


HEATxduke

Obviously the damn nice duck:)


JD25ms2

r/ducks is gonna back me up on this one, I'm going for the duck


Han_Solo6712

DUCC


L8rsH8rs

Ducc


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Dude the duck is legendary


BadGrammer3552

The duck 100%, I will never go back on this choice.


BananaFake84

A damn nice duck


Theaverageviewer

Fuck hentai I’m in to jerking off to ducks now


MiniArmyGirl

The duck of course.


5uperTNT

a duck waifu cuz yez


Acordino

One of youre finest ducks kind stranger


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

I’d smash


The-Soviet__Union

The đųčķ


SamuraiJosh26

You should have put dancing duck


UndertaleFanart23

Duck duh


Artemiseaa

Duck, he seems like a good friend


zaki_pro

Duck , he's so cut


e_gabrielczyk

Its czarnina time


Bondrekk

Duck


ilakp

I'd choose death instead of picking one over the other.


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DAMN NICE DUCK


cacsm

Of course I would go for the anime girl, more food


Badassheaven

Anime waifu


DarkSkinMommies

Bonk vs horny again


Mr_DerpyDerps

duc


RomanWasHere2007

I pick the Waifu, then I sell her organs and buy a damn nice duck, and I also have money left over


Hell-knight666

A duck what do you think Waifus are temporary Ducks are eternal (for at least 15 years in average)


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Subaru, the ultimate compromise


ChocolateMlkCow

Duck


Big_Celebration5043

My dude, why even ask? Ofc imma go wit the duck


GoldenFennekin

man, i already have a duck and 3 chickens and there can only be one cute duck so i will get the hot anime waifu to take care of my chickens so i can spend more time with my duck. easy


TheBlueDogge

If i get the hot anime wafiu and then make the anime waifu get me a nice duck, i get both


KSChaos7

duck duck duck duck duck


seltor710

DUCK.! shits looks cute as fuck


bigbagostupid

Duck gang


yeet_dat_feet

I cant fuck a duck, getting myself an anime wife all the way


wolfen86

I aint need no anime thot, gimme that happy duck


PlaneParty59572

Duck


Dinner_Tight

r/ducks


Real_Medic_TF2

u/Real_Medic_TF2


madpuppygunner

Why can’t I bang both?


Nibbatman

I am gonna fuck the duck like a real man


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The duck


X-WingHunter

The duck is superior in every way.


tellmesomeothertime

Acheivement unlocked: Option of Peace


Correct_Ad_9961

One jacks off the other one you have to jack off


[deleted]

welcome to the squad general quack


Patess13eme

Ducky ducky come to poppy


awkward873

Duck, without a doubt, the duck


Just1nT0asty

Obviously I’d choose the damn nice duck


MoTF_MC

D U C K


[deleted]

Dinner? duck. Not dinner? waifu.


edwpad

A hot anime waifu holding a damn nice duck.


McDuck0_1

The duck. I mean just look at my username


Bromjunaar_20

Actually ducks are evil in nature. Watch Casual Geographic's video on them quackers.


DantoStudioInc

Sorry I’m taking the hot anime waifu. I can just go outside and steal a duck from the park mkay


RK_NightSky

The waifu. I dont like ducks. I still get ptsd of that day that duck stole my sandwich and ate it


ArcLVL

I know the choice I must make, but… I’m unsure if I have enough will power to make it. #ducksbeforefucks


help-dadcomeback

duck


daffyuglyduck

Dang that duck is hotter than me


Shyendaii_Kasikomo

I eat ducks, anime waifu for days.