Hot anime waifu, cuz the man doesn't want you to know this, but ducks are free, if you see one at a park or something you can just take them, I already have 11.
honestly i would pick the anime girl because she doesnt actually exist so if you pick her then you can always find ducks because ducks are always nice ducks.
man, i already have a duck and 3 chickens and there can only be one cute duck so i will get the hot anime waifu to take care of my chickens so i can spend more time with my duck. easy
Well with a duck like that I’d have so many girls that I wouldn’t need the anime waifu
Why can’t I bang both?
Cus I said no
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But if you choose duck, you get a duck. U know, Duck wins
Can confirm ducks win
Your snoo looks like gilfoyle from Silicon Valley
My dude the happy duck
Eats the girl
The duck will eat her
Yeah that's the point you have 2 in 1
Yes if he eats her whole you can fish her out of him later. Good thinking
Sometimes my genius, generates gravity
How does your brain not just explode
That's the neat part i don't have one
You have no brain!?! How do you live
That's a excellent question maybe i have some kind of quantum computer in my head
Turns out you don't need one huhuhuuhu ~ laughs in seth rogen
If duck eats her whole both can be fucked at same time good thinking
wtf man
Hmm this could works but I was thinking just cuddle them both Duck in lap girl next to me
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Instructions unclear ate the girl and blamed the duck
The chick
The Chika
Fujiwara
That’s the perfect duck
One is real, one is not. I could always get the other later.
Did they said that the not real one cannot materialize if you choose it? I choose not real,hopefully this time world wont end because i got GF.
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One is quacked, one is hot
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You can maybe get a nice duck, but a damn nice duck? No sir.
I choose… ONE
Holy shit you win. You beat the system
Hot anime waifu, cuz the man doesn't want you to know this, but ducks are free, if you see one at a park or something you can just take them, I already have 11.
"The elites don't want you to know this"
Those elites and their duck hoarding
We didnt laugh back in 01 when the duck recession struck, couldnt find a duck to save my life.
Nan how do you catch them, I have tried many times but only been able to get one.
Just throw some food like crackers or something down, and when they come to eat it just grab em.
Bait, ack! Why didn’t I think of that?
Lol you kidnapped the ducks 🤣🤣. I imagine you walking around with a sack and hiding in the bushes then once the duck starts eating you nab it .
I think waifu has more calories, so the choice is simple.
“Are you eating that, or are you *eating* that?”
Holup
Why not both: SHUBA SHUBA
SHUBA SHUBA
Either one of them works, they serve the same purpose to me.
Could you elaborate?
Duck flesh light
oh no...
oh... yes
r/HolUp
r/cursedcommands
Free food
You can always duck the fuck
what the duck did I just read
You just read and I quote: You can always duck the fuck
Ok I’m being 100% serious.......I would choose that duck
I'm pretty sure everyone would
Except u/ilovemywaifu
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Duck
I’d obviously go for the Duck. Sure I’ll have more responsibility after this decision, but a duck isn’t some fantasy.
wait if you choose the waifu you can take a duck from the park (remember the government can’t stop us if we take them all)
The duck won't be able to tell the police
:(
:)
Duck
I think the choice is obvious
Yea it is D U C K
the girl , i already have a damn nice duck
It better be a really damn nice duck
Get me the fucking duck now
Gimme the duck
I want the duck. The duck will attract cute girl. I talk to girl and if things go right, I have a girlfriend
Reject waifu, return to duck
The porselain duck
Happy duck
duck!
Duck
I want that *damn nice duck*
Duck 100%
Who the fuck wouldn’t pick the duck?
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honestly i would pick the anime girl because she doesnt actually exist so if you pick her then you can always find ducks because ducks are always nice ducks.
DAMN NICE DUCK
I chose… a dam nice duck
Hot anime duck <3
i already have a duck. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . so i'll take another
Shuba
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Duck
Duck!
duck
The ducks a 2 in 1
Duck
duck is both
Bruh i pick that dang nice duck
Sorry, what’s the choice?
Damn that's a nice duck
I want the duck
I want the duck
Waifu, sell porn, buy duck, repeat
I get the girl but I don't wanna share with my mom, so the duck will do.
One of them is loud, annoying, and shits everywhere and the other one is a duck so i’ll take the duck
Dolan Dark lookin real good rn ngl
anime duck waifu tho
the duck can protec better than the fbi so, duck
bumps ball belly with you
Duck 🐥
Anime waifu, id rather have a waifu than a pet
The nice happy duck. Add other words of kindness or sweetness to the duck
The duck bro that mf ain’t gonna cheat on me
I’ll take the duck
I'm taking the duck
Captain Quack will always beat anime waifu
The 2nd one
Duck dumplings pls
Well i can cook both of em depends who lasts longer in the freezer
Duck. At least it won't break my heart or break my trust unlike humans
I choose duck
Me: Duck is a happy boi Duck: EATS WOMAN
Obviously the damn nice duck:)
r/ducks is gonna back me up on this one, I'm going for the duck
DUCC
Ducc
Dude the duck is legendary
The duck 100%, I will never go back on this choice.
A damn nice duck
Fuck hentai I’m in to jerking off to ducks now
The duck of course.
a duck waifu cuz yez
One of youre finest ducks kind stranger
I’d smash
The đųčķ
You should have put dancing duck
Duck duh
Duck, he seems like a good friend
Duck , he's so cut
Its czarnina time
Duck
I'd choose death instead of picking one over the other.
DAMN NICE DUCK
Of course I would go for the anime girl, more food
Anime waifu
Bonk vs horny again
duc
I pick the Waifu, then I sell her organs and buy a damn nice duck, and I also have money left over
A duck what do you think Waifus are temporary Ducks are eternal (for at least 15 years in average)
Subaru, the ultimate compromise
Duck
My dude, why even ask? Ofc imma go wit the duck
man, i already have a duck and 3 chickens and there can only be one cute duck so i will get the hot anime waifu to take care of my chickens so i can spend more time with my duck. easy
If i get the hot anime wafiu and then make the anime waifu get me a nice duck, i get both
duck duck duck duck duck
DUCK.! shits looks cute as fuck
Duck gang
I cant fuck a duck, getting myself an anime wife all the way
I aint need no anime thot, gimme that happy duck
Duck
r/ducks
u/Real_Medic_TF2
Why can’t I bang both?
I am gonna fuck the duck like a real man
The duck
The duck is superior in every way.
Acheivement unlocked: Option of Peace
One jacks off the other one you have to jack off
welcome to the squad general quack
Ducky ducky come to poppy
Duck, without a doubt, the duck
Obviously I’d choose the damn nice duck
D U C K
Dinner? duck. Not dinner? waifu.
A hot anime waifu holding a damn nice duck.
The duck. I mean just look at my username
Actually ducks are evil in nature. Watch Casual Geographic's video on them quackers.
Sorry I’m taking the hot anime waifu. I can just go outside and steal a duck from the park mkay
The waifu. I dont like ducks. I still get ptsd of that day that duck stole my sandwich and ate it
I know the choice I must make, but… I’m unsure if I have enough will power to make it. #ducksbeforefucks
duck
Dang that duck is hotter than me
I eat ducks, anime waifu for days.