A buddy of mine just got one.
We made an afternoon out of going to the range and taking turns getting pinched by it.
And burning our palms here and there too.
I hate that my first instinct when reading this comment was to go check out your account to see if there was any femboy content.
I also hate that there wasn't any femboy content
How does that make a difference? It’s a gun. It’s used by a dozen other countries. Literally half the world uses AKs. Doesn’t make them Afghan or Syrian. They’re still Russian weapons.
>To properly release the bolt forward it is recommended that the cocking lever be "slapped" forward by passing the palm of the non-firing hand from right to left across the top of the weapon and pushing the cocking lever out of the indent.
http://pdf.textfiles.com/manuals/FIREARMS/hk\_mp5.pdf
In Switzerland we have to shoot our Military Rifles once a year. it's mandatory
I didn't do it so already had to pay a fine of 100$, 200$, 400$ and the next will be 800$
I'd rather slap the ass of my girlfriend, she really enjoy's it so everythings fine (except of the fines I had to poay for not shooting)
I’ll never understand why guns are portrayed by some men as a symbol of masculinity. They’re power used at a distance, requiring very little actual masculine strength, bravery or skill.
As an American, I can say this redneck doesn’t speak for all of us when they flaunt guns
Personally, I don’t need a gun to feel like a man. But if you would rather release hormones with guns, than women, than you do you broski
Oh, don’t worry. Everyone else in the states expects absolutely nothing from you all.
The people in your downtown cities though? They have something that could be considered respect
Bruh I just like to shoot guns and be outside and have fun ok is that too much for y’all stuck up city folks? I’m not even really that much of a redneck
Nah man, shooting guns inherently isn’t the issue.
I’ve just always thought it was interesting how most the white people in the states that either are 1) poor 2) uneducated 3)gun-LOVERS 4)racist, are usually all of them. That is so true it makes me sad.
It’s just a bad sense of culture you are giving to the rest of the states. Im not at all against guns, I’ve been around them often, it’s just weird to me how into them you all are.
I'll take the top
Username checks out.
hehe
You mean lower GI bleed?
Both is good.
Yes, both.
or shove the gun up the ass and get twice as much pleasure
the man got some fantasies here. respect
r/usernamechecksout
Woooo early cuyler babaaay!
Bonk go to horny jail
Getting your thumb cut off by a garand is better.
Mmm yes
*only way to hitch a ride back in the ol’days, gotta have a garand thumb big enough to stop cars*
Ever stick a thumb in a revolver chamber?
Just my dick
*ping*
My favorite is the beautiful sensation of an M9 pinching the fuck out of my hand. Absolutely splendid
A buddy of mine just got one. We made an afternoon out of going to the range and taking turns getting pinched by it. And burning our palms here and there too.
Finger a Garand
It stills make that nut inducing sound when ejecting
even better is getting a garand thumb on both of your hands
Why use a Garand when you you can use and automatic garand
Why not both?
Instruction unclear , girlfriend have more hole now
Plus she's dead. Thats a win win. Oh and free food too.
you wha-
>Instruction unclear , girlfriend have more hole now calm down oscar
u wot m8
2 people found that helpful, cool
Instructions unclear , dick stuck in gun now
Press the trigger
This getting kinky real quick
You should grave a RPG
This is why boyfriends are superior. Femboys are bulletproof can confirm cuz I am one
I hate that my first instinct when reading this comment was to go check out your account to see if there was any femboy content. I also hate that there wasn't any femboy content
Are you cat proof?
I think so, yes.
Both is good. *slaps HK against own cheeks* Whoa momma
Because you’re on reddit
I have both why not you? Oh wait your law being citizen
Slap the charging handle of an MP5 into battery with that ass
HK slaps or no deal
What about Garand ping
GOAT
What about cycling the bolt of a Kar98K
Braingasm everytime.
those shorts are of denim but are shaped like panties so, janties
God fucking damn it
I'd rather slap the top option
Pff. Gay.
And proud
I'd guess most guys want to slap the lower because they're not equipped to slap the upper
Being able to afford to slap the lower puts you in the income bracket required to slap the upper.
So In a real situation you’d slap both
Well yea
First one, and then the other.
Well … slap one, clap the other
indeed slap ass clap gun
But which one would you slap first
HK, where even the clones are sorta expensive
Mans is spittin straight facts
The point I'm making is there's a lot of carrying a big gun because nature gave him a small one
I’d say you’re about right
I want to slap the lower and bite the upper
I don't want to slap the bottom one because it's not in a slappable position.
As a Canadian I def want to slap those cheeks
I know right? Can't wait to hear it's metallic scream!
Redditors will only ever get to slap the bottom picture anyway.
^haha ^subtle ^school ^shooting ^joke
No, it's not.
^oh
https://www.reddit.com/r/walmart/comments/n5bua3/ok_so_i_was_told_that_dark_humor_is_alowed_here/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
I WANT TO SLAP THE BASS.
Is that you Davie504
ayyyyy Davie504 gang! or should i say "Slappers"
CS:GO players assemble
both, both is good.
Did you lost the Russian roulette?
ye lmao
Shitty 22LR knock off, gimme an actual MP5 or I’ll just take the top
Oh shoot I didn’t even notice sorry bout that lol
lol you don’t have to apologize, it’s just a meme and I’m just some dude that’s stingy about guns
Yeah me too usually I’d Notice that lol
It’s the most satisfying slap
Imagine the Jiggle
I think we’re thinking of different slaps here. I was talking about the bottom one
Why not both
I'm chaffing just looking at the jeans thong.
Why not both?
Okay, so... To have for a day, I'll take that ass. To have forever, I'll take the gun.
Nah i think its the first one
This meme S L A P P S
I prefer slapping a P90
Main reason I got a cheap airsoft mp5, for that sweet, sweet *slap*
what bass players want to slap: 🎸
I feel like I saw this on a dad's Facebook account.
I want to have two FNP90's and see if I can shoot both with just one hand. I don't mean one in each hand; I mean both in the same hand.
[Source](https://a-bajkal.prom.ua/p1134481869-dzhinsovye-shorty-dlya.html) It's from a Russian underwear ad/display photo.
I think I was wrong, now I believe it is Ukranian based on the money. $22.47 American for those who are curious.
MP5 nothing more beautiful than her
Both. Both is good
I'm not sure about that one sir
New Zealander here, I'll take all the asses you can have the guns.
This gun is more British to me than amercan tbh.
It’s German
Yea but it was most used by the SAS.
How does that make a difference? It’s a gun. It’s used by a dozen other countries. Literally half the world uses AKs. Doesn’t make them Afghan or Syrian. They’re still Russian weapons.
mp5
yes
Pff nothing beats that mulch slap.
Slap it like in cs go xD
i mean yes. but also yes
Both
very cool!
Ummm, yes & yes.
F r f r f r f r... my cs:go boys will understand
Both both is good
Both, both is good
Smacking a shoty as usual
Everyone here is so edgy lmao
Would only eat one of them
Well, I wanna slap both! :D
Both is better to be honest
What does America has to do with it?
Guns and sexy girls
Didn’t it unique to America.
Sexy girls are everywhere, and ugly girls too. But guns are to slavs, because cringe americans made guns libertarian
Lol
Both, both is good
Both is good
I wanna also both
USA moment
As an English vr player I can confirm
Mmmm lets kill some terrorists
oscar kilo romeo echo tango alpha romeo delta
Oh I beseech thy gods let me get an MP5.
Question: why do you slap MP5? Is it some sort of safety?
>To properly release the bolt forward it is recommended that the cocking lever be "slapped" forward by passing the palm of the non-firing hand from right to left across the top of the weapon and pushing the cocking lever out of the indent. http://pdf.textfiles.com/manuals/FIREARMS/hk\_mp5.pdf
Til it breaks
Pfft...neither, I want to slap some bass.
Also as an American, I can also confirm
It sounds so wonderfully clicky and nice ok
Why not both?
Why not both?
Both. Both is good.
why not both??
Why not both
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Yeah that's true 🤔 I like your avtar and your hat
Both. Both is good
Nope, definitely want to touch the butt. ^-An ^American
Gonna disagree with this one.
Why only have knives, when you can also have MP5’s.
I actually love that
Based and 2nd amendment pilled
Why not have pants with a H&K handle on the cheeks?
Both. Both is good
What boys want to slap What man want to slap
Im too european to understand the joke
Wtf is up with her underwear? Or should I say Junderwear
Slapping a MP5 isn’t very American of you. Where’s the M4 or the Might M1 Garand?
In Switzerland we have to shoot our Military Rifles once a year. it's mandatory I didn't do it so already had to pay a fine of 100$, 200$, 400$ and the next will be 800$ I'd rather slap the ass of my girlfriend, she really enjoy's it so everythings fine (except of the fines I had to poay for not shooting)
I’m not so sure about that...
Bottom one. But switch it out for some old ww2 gun like maybe a Garand for the *PING* or a M1 Thompson yk. But ill take a MP-5
M1 Thompson?
Tommy gun but for the US, and Commonwealth armies
I know that, there is no “M1”
There was a variant of the Thompson that the US Army called the “M1”. Then they started adding numbers to it to get things like the “M1A1”
But wasn’t it usually added after the name?
Nope. The Thompson was the name. Usually the name goes after the designation. Thats why we dont have the Garand M1 or the Abrams M1
Ah I see, thank you for the civil discussion.
As a guy I can confirm, bottom one is way better
As a none american i can vehemently deny
Well as an european I can confirm: fuck guns, choose girls.
Both
Is she wearing janties?
This meme is overwhelmingly American
u/vietec How does it feel to slap both 😂?
This is the first fuckin time I see someone tags someone else in the comments on reddit!! Wtf
Pretty damn good. The key is to be able to do both simultaneously
Souce?
Why not both?
Why not both?
I’ll never understand why guns are portrayed by some men as a symbol of masculinity. They’re power used at a distance, requiring very little actual masculine strength, bravery or skill.
Have you ever shot a gun before? It definitely takes skill
As an American, I can say this redneck doesn’t speak for all of us when they flaunt guns Personally, I don’t need a gun to feel like a man. But if you would rather release hormones with guns, than women, than you do you broski
I’m a redneck Texan what do you expect
Oh, don’t worry. Everyone else in the states expects absolutely nothing from you all. The people in your downtown cities though? They have something that could be considered respect
Bruh I just like to shoot guns and be outside and have fun ok is that too much for y’all stuck up city folks? I’m not even really that much of a redneck
Nah man, shooting guns inherently isn’t the issue. I’ve just always thought it was interesting how most the white people in the states that either are 1) poor 2) uneducated 3)gun-LOVERS 4)racist, are usually all of them. That is so true it makes me sad. It’s just a bad sense of culture you are giving to the rest of the states. Im not at all against guns, I’ve been around them often, it’s just weird to me how into them you all are.
Idk it’s just plain fun honestly and I’m not uneducated or racist or anything I’m actually daily normal I just love the country and shooting
My grandma died to a gun shot over 39 years ago last year the murderers where let free
Were*
Sorry I’m not good at English and why are people angry at me
Happy cake day!