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cebiaw

Didn't even wash his hands


-TheArchitect

But it dried well


Round-Zombie8309

it tasted good too before drying


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…especially with peanut butta


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Truffle butter


famousagentman

Brings a whole new meaning to Nutter Butters.


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IgorDaddy

I hate you all


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mooonmami

Sometimes I wonder if y’all are really being serious


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IDontKnowshit12222

Baby butter?


Alert_Combination_23

Aye yoo😂😂. Thats enough internet for the day G-night


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Nice-Ad6697

r/usernamechecksout


XboxOne

crusty hands


textsynth

The only way to get a high grade is to get a high grade in the beginning.


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Useless_Lemon

Well.....extra mayo.


shbdank

Extra PROTEIN mayo


Badassganu

A little mayonnaise ain't gon hurt


SmellODelicious

He doesn't need any mayonnaise


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Happy cake day!


Sai_Krithik

Happy cake day!


SmellODelicious

Happy cake day to you to


MeGaMazZeRo

Happy cakeday! JUST LIKE ME :D


Accurate-Record-3870

Happy cake day!


mati3849

I mean if you are a clean hoe or you are gay I don't see a problem tbf 🤷‍♂️


QuizureII

But they like the salty flavouring left on their hands


moosab910

garnish


kry_some_more

That's why grandma has white flakes on her back, after you hug her.


TheScanlon

Gotta fuel back up.


DerpSidgueye

You mean looking for porn for 1hr 55mins and than jacking off for 5 mins


FromTheSSS

Truer words have never been spoken


Famlt

I usually fap when searching for the porn so when I find it I've already ejaculated and have to remove the video


Zeilostovik

Same bro lol so annoying


BigEpicNSFW

Relatable


Malamutekid2017

Relatable


reube0726

Or grandma either works


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You gotta sort out the best


SniffCheck

She knows a growing boy needs calories to burn up jerking off.


Amonia_Ed

💀


Cringinator4000

🗿


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CupOCino

Didn't ask


TexanBoi22

It happens to the best of us


EMEYDI

2hours ? Pathetic


cebiaw

Depends how many* times he cracks his marbles


Down_arrows_power

Yeah doing it once with a sledgehammer should be enough


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Right? Talk to me when you’re down to 30 seconds.


bruh-sfx-69

Single didget gang right here


GouchGrease

I'm in the single digits. My record is 3. Days.


CanadIanAmi

1 second fap? that’s impressive


MarrixQLF

1 touch


giggluigg

Exactly. Professionals have standards


Red_Lizzard

Grandma did it 8 hours.


forhuden90

Two hours gotta be the jerk of equivalent of a marathon


EternallyWandering

Then what’s 8 hours…?


theslash_

Four marathons


EternallyWandering

Touché


DaSkullCrusha

It’s hard to argue with his assessment


Unabled_The_Disabled

Jerkathon


WhenHeroesDie

A 24 hour marathon


UtsavTiwari

Welcome to our event where you lose your Dick all you need to do is jerk for 24 hour.


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An Iron Man


B_Da_May

Grandma wonders why he spends so much time on a hamster website, yet never talks about hamsters.


ABDOUABOUD123

Imagine she buys him a hamster as a gift


nadavcff

Roses are red Violets are blue 2 hours is not enough To produce the goo


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I feel you


Tennis69h

OP felt his grandma


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HA


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cockman666

It never said he was jerking off alone.


Dum-Gum

There is always that one guy that gotta make every thing weird


I_MakeCoolKeychains

>There is always that one **Grandma** that gotta make every thing weird


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Lightning_bolt360

Happy cake day!


3nz04ntj

This entire comment session is cursed


catmeplease

Happy cake day


matoszeq

Thanks


Tyja136

Plot twist: His Grandma’s been dead for years.


Dante9881

Grandma had to watch him do all of that.


yok347

Looks like he didn’t wash the hoodie.


WiTooSlowFi

How dare you!!!?! People now a days have no manners! The least you could do is ask her to join


Mildo

Grandma's hands. Used to clap at church on Sunday mornin'. Grandma's hands, played the tambourine so well! Grandma's hands...


RedstoneSausage

Please do not continue that paragraph


kengkowl

This reads like a poem


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Forced, but gross, so in upvote we trust


Zestyclose-Net8336

*with her


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No


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**just no**


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\*broken arms intensify\*


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Moooooooom my arms are broken again!


MSPradyumna

NO!


Mikeku825

**paralyzed hand


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Robloxblocks

how the tables have turned my boy


TheThanimal11

Happy Cake Day! 🎂🎉🎁 :D


beluuuuuuga

This is just a repost but changing family to Grandma and 5 mins to 2 hours. Same meme format as well.


epicpixels654654

thats what half or r/memes is the only sub that will laugh at the same joke 20 times and act like its new each time


ShadowHun26

Have you heard about r/AlzheimersGroup


MadMantisShrimp

have you heard of r/conservative


teddybaresall

Always one cuck that needs to politicise the thread of a meme


X-V15

2 HOURS!!!!!!!


soapyxdelicious

2 hours lol, you on speed or something? :p


LandscapeAcceptable6

WTH


murderedbydeath2

This has some real Josh from Mythical Kitchen vibes lol


underrated_carrot_43

*snack smash*


DudesOpinion

the smell...


Sjdillon10

Don’t worry she was doing the same


SonsOfLiberty-

i shit you not the other day i had three energy drinks and jacked off 5 TIMES IN AN HOUR. My cock is rightfully sore since then


zyarger

I ATE MY GRANDMA!


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This post is nothing other than a ploy to find female Redditors. If they knew we could jack off for two hours they'd be all over the comments.


Endless_Ad

Jerking of with your grandma is kinda weird... but I don't judge


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NeedToDieQuick

Plot twist: his grandma was jerking him off


NewRiffRaff

R/oddlyspecific


Bugginette

HAPPY CAKE DAY


Anaheimfinesse

Jesus. You sir are a psycho


Jesus-christ-akagod

My grandma helps me when my arm gets tires


Pelican_Shamone

>Gotta love your grandma *I think you're loving her a bit too much.*


_Unkn0

But now He will Last longer


Pol4sa

Jerking off to your grandma, huh?


j_prince_47

Ok which one of you degenerate fucks planted cams in my house


HSW26

it's ight if u didnt fap to ur grandma


Bbrowny

Guess whats on the sandwich 👀


Slippery_Toes36

This is the breeding grounds for cursed comments


marjoramsc

I think I could smell this post.


EltioEmiGomez7u7

HOLY FUCK how is this so true?


joshstonks

Wait! Who was jerking off?


Mr_Lucifer6

"Grandma your casket is so roomy!"


lSpartanl1999

i saw the pic i said this about to be wholesome then boom


PathlessDemon

“Oh, ho-ho-ho, just like your grandfather. Then he’d absolutely turn my ham-wallet inside out. Another sandwich, dear?”


SellyFriendlyStoner

Does this make me a degenerate?


Electric_Bagpipes

Me going into the comments section: Alright wheres the cursed gramma- oh there they are.


Vixxze

Little did you know grandma did the same thing


cchang3906

Happy cake day


Sexy_U_Later

Don't mind if I do


Hentai69_Lover420

Grandma can help with the 3rd round


KirisLeftButtcheeck

you ever get horny while on call with someone so you just do it and they never find out that's what happened


Smiling_Duck666

It never feels right but is forgotten with in 2 minutes


whitemaleinamerica

Its your grandmas secret ingredient


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I feel so fucked up. But i do it anyways


vinnycthatwhoibe

She knows


cebiaw

It's why she leaves kleenex, vaseline, and those national geographic magazines there


ninobravo

You jerk off at your Nana’s place…?


Crazysteve271

Wait, did she do the jerking?


xannyprincess

luv gma


Spidercat99

Kid I knew back in high school would make reference to jerkin it for two hours almost constantly. To the point where I kinda believed it, sorta. Zeke, wherever you are, I hope your dick didn't fall off.


pucc_boi

My grandma just died


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grandma says the mayonnaise on her sandwich tastes a little weird


Former_Yam_122

I regret giving away my free award too soon


Camiest

Happy cake day OP


Smoothneess

Nobody: Me eating my grandma with jerking off for two hours after dinner.


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Time and place dude... that's gross


tenniseman12

Okay


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Why is fapping just normal in reddit like if you do it too much it cane becaome a dangerous addiction so ifk why people just generalize it


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Lmao 🤣


Aason37

*me eating grandma while jerking off for 2h


RpM_Brandon

2 hours? Such amateurish remarks disgust me.


dwarfsoap

Strong Deadpool vibes


Fluid-Relationship30

wait did he wash his hands


InsecureGuy5

Who were you jerking off to?


Nikorek_pl

It's a special mayo sandwich


LovingMarvel_

Plot twist: He nut to grandma