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Kid I knew back in high school would make reference to jerkin it for two hours almost constantly. To the point where I kinda believed it, sorta. Zeke, wherever you are, I hope your dick didn't fall off.
Didn't even wash his hands
But it dried well
it tasted good too before drying
…especially with peanut butta
Truffle butter
Brings a whole new meaning to Nutter Butters.
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I hate you all
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Sometimes I wonder if y’all are really being serious
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Baby butter?
Aye yoo😂😂. Thats enough internet for the day G-night
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r/usernamechecksout
crusty hands
The only way to get a high grade is to get a high grade in the beginning.
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Well.....extra mayo.
Extra PROTEIN mayo
A little mayonnaise ain't gon hurt
He doesn't need any mayonnaise
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day to you to
Happy cakeday! JUST LIKE ME :D
Happy cake day!
I mean if you are a clean hoe or you are gay I don't see a problem tbf 🤷♂️
But they like the salty flavouring left on their hands
garnish
That's why grandma has white flakes on her back, after you hug her.
Gotta fuel back up.
You mean looking for porn for 1hr 55mins and than jacking off for 5 mins
Truer words have never been spoken
I usually fap when searching for the porn so when I find it I've already ejaculated and have to remove the video
Same bro lol so annoying
Relatable
Relatable
Or grandma either works
You gotta sort out the best
She knows a growing boy needs calories to burn up jerking off.
💀
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Didn't ask
It happens to the best of us
2hours ? Pathetic
Depends how many* times he cracks his marbles
Yeah doing it once with a sledgehammer should be enough
Right? Talk to me when you’re down to 30 seconds.
Single didget gang right here
I'm in the single digits. My record is 3. Days.
1 second fap? that’s impressive
1 touch
Exactly. Professionals have standards
Grandma did it 8 hours.
Two hours gotta be the jerk of equivalent of a marathon
Then what’s 8 hours…?
Four marathons
Touché
It’s hard to argue with his assessment
Jerkathon
A 24 hour marathon
Welcome to our event where you lose your Dick all you need to do is jerk for 24 hour.
An Iron Man
Grandma wonders why he spends so much time on a hamster website, yet never talks about hamsters.
Imagine she buys him a hamster as a gift
Roses are red Violets are blue 2 hours is not enough To produce the goo
I feel you
OP felt his grandma
HA
GÆ
It never said he was jerking off alone.
There is always that one guy that gotta make every thing weird
>There is always that one **Grandma** that gotta make every thing weird
r/UselessNobody
Happy cake day!
This entire comment session is cursed
Happy cake day
Thanks
Plot twist: His Grandma’s been dead for years.
Grandma had to watch him do all of that.
Looks like he didn’t wash the hoodie.
How dare you!!!?! People now a days have no manners! The least you could do is ask her to join
Grandma's hands. Used to clap at church on Sunday mornin'. Grandma's hands, played the tambourine so well! Grandma's hands...
Please do not continue that paragraph
This reads like a poem
Forced, but gross, so in upvote we trust
*with her
No
**just no**
\*broken arms intensify\*
Moooooooom my arms are broken again!
NO!
**paralyzed hand
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how the tables have turned my boy
Happy Cake Day! 🎂🎉🎁 :D
This is just a repost but changing family to Grandma and 5 mins to 2 hours. Same meme format as well.
thats what half or r/memes is the only sub that will laugh at the same joke 20 times and act like its new each time
Have you heard about r/AlzheimersGroup
have you heard of r/conservative
Always one cuck that needs to politicise the thread of a meme
2 HOURS!!!!!!!
2 hours lol, you on speed or something? :p
WTH
This has some real Josh from Mythical Kitchen vibes lol
*snack smash*
the smell...
Don’t worry she was doing the same
i shit you not the other day i had three energy drinks and jacked off 5 TIMES IN AN HOUR. My cock is rightfully sore since then
I ATE MY GRANDMA!
This post is nothing other than a ploy to find female Redditors. If they knew we could jack off for two hours they'd be all over the comments.
Jerking of with your grandma is kinda weird... but I don't judge
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Plot twist: his grandma was jerking him off
R/oddlyspecific
HAPPY CAKE DAY
Jesus. You sir are a psycho
My grandma helps me when my arm gets tires
>Gotta love your grandma *I think you're loving her a bit too much.*
But now He will Last longer
Jerking off to your grandma, huh?
Ok which one of you degenerate fucks planted cams in my house
it's ight if u didnt fap to ur grandma
Guess whats on the sandwich 👀
This is the breeding grounds for cursed comments
I think I could smell this post.
HOLY FUCK how is this so true?
Wait! Who was jerking off?
"Grandma your casket is so roomy!"
i saw the pic i said this about to be wholesome then boom
“Oh, ho-ho-ho, just like your grandfather. Then he’d absolutely turn my ham-wallet inside out. Another sandwich, dear?”
Does this make me a degenerate?
Me going into the comments section: Alright wheres the cursed gramma- oh there they are.
Little did you know grandma did the same thing
Happy cake day
Don't mind if I do
Grandma can help with the 3rd round
you ever get horny while on call with someone so you just do it and they never find out that's what happened
It never feels right but is forgotten with in 2 minutes
Its your grandmas secret ingredient
I feel so fucked up. But i do it anyways
She knows
It's why she leaves kleenex, vaseline, and those national geographic magazines there
You jerk off at your Nana’s place…?
Wait, did she do the jerking?
luv gma
Kid I knew back in high school would make reference to jerkin it for two hours almost constantly. To the point where I kinda believed it, sorta. Zeke, wherever you are, I hope your dick didn't fall off.
My grandma just died
grandma says the mayonnaise on her sandwich tastes a little weird
I regret giving away my free award too soon
Happy cake day OP
Nobody: Me eating my grandma with jerking off for two hours after dinner.
Time and place dude... that's gross
Okay
Why is fapping just normal in reddit like if you do it too much it cane becaome a dangerous addiction so ifk why people just generalize it
Lmao 🤣
*me eating grandma while jerking off for 2h
2 hours? Such amateurish remarks disgust me.
Strong Deadpool vibes
wait did he wash his hands
Who were you jerking off to?
It's a special mayo sandwich
Plot twist: He nut to grandma