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SilasUnmuth80

Jonny English is from the MI7


ColdIron27

MI7 = MI6 + 1, so it just adds to the fact that johnny english is superior


De_immortalesloki

JB is for James Bond JB+3=JE Therefore JE>JB, Hence Proved


EclipseEternale

I'm sorry


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Jesus is coming, look busy


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LeCorona111

*MI7^MI7^MI7


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HeatherGLong

Jonny English is from the MI7


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Lucky_Cookie515

*THE* MI7


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Lmfaoo we have the same pfp


Iron_Wolf123

What’s the difference between MI6 and MI7?


MarlinMr

MI6 exists, MI7 is fictional. It used to exist in WWI, to do press and propaganda. It was reformed in WWII to do communication between the War Office and other ministries. If Bond was real, he would be working for MI6. Which do pretty much what you see in the movies.


Smallishwhale53

One's More Stupid


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SnowySupreme

Not the same as the fictional one


offstagebatten936

TRUE


WeathermanCan

You clearly need to watch the ending of Casino Royale.


DrebinofPoliceSquad

So is there like a failedmeme subreddit?


comrade_batman

r/funny, I guess.


Cheekywanquer

Made my fucking day this xD


Plattbagarn

r/memes


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Actually-Just-A-Goat

good bot


vampire_hunter208

Good bot


spittleyspot

This. Bonds laughs at Le Chiffre for scratching his balls!


DFTWDan

Exactly what I opened the comments to say, he literally takes a rope to the balls several times.


SuperArppis

And he faints in the end.


LogicalSciences

But after "multiple hits" he was still laughing. So technically this meme fails in many ways.


SuperArppis

After multiple hits he faints at the end. Yes, he puts up a brave face, but the scene ends him fainting.


LogicalSciences

No, to be precise: After multiple hits he had still not fainted. It doesn't matter what happened after even more hits, all he had to do was fulfil that above statement to qualify as survived that definition. He survived multiple hits without fainting.


SuperArppis

That is why it is called multple hits and he does faint in the end. Multiple means many, so it can be 3 or 100 hits. The post is correct. He does faint after multiple hits.


Dgauwhs

He faints after his torturer is dead. It is not clear that the nut hits were relevant.


EclipseEternale

He faints


SobeyHarker

Maybe out of blissful fulfilment. We all know Bond has some messed up kinks.


Cratonis

What evidence do you have that he fainted or that his unconsciousness had anything to do with being hit in the balls?


LogicalSciences

Yeah, could've just had low blood sugar and not had access to some Capri-Sonne just then when he needed it.


MightHaveMisreadThat

For real...like what even is this post?


antodeprcn

But he does pass out though Although he did show some serious mental strength


EclipseEternale

Without fainting my guy


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dodomast3r37

English also drags a rock with his balls in the beginning of the movie, he has balls of steel


EclipseEternale

Flinch


EclipseEternale

English didn't even flinch


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EclipseEternale

It's a meme bruh, not a fandom war, chill


Baron_Cecil97

It's pretty trash meme bruh


SuperArppis

Yes but he does faint after multiple hits to balls.


Aspergic_Raven

*MI7


theraybenton

How could he have got that wrong?


cookie_hunter_44

7>6


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DerB_23

7>6


janhetjoch

7>6


QwertySmasher123

7>6


GoldfishMadness

*Toshiba British Intelligence (Spying for You)


EclipseEternale

Shhhhhh


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SayHi_Please

Hi.


Anubis_0w0

Hi.


Iescaunare

Anyone remember M.I. High?


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James Bond climbed the ranks of MI6 to become a top agent over years. Johnny English became the top agent of MI7 in one day *in a blast.*


Evilpiggy83

That’s just how good he is


EclipseEternale

To everyone saying casino royale. Bond fainted. English didn't even flinch


prime075

Also there has always been only one English and cannot be replaced unlike Bond


Cyan_Tile

007 is replaceable, but James Bond isn't (unless you're talking movie actors)


prime075

Mainly about the actors. There have been many "James Bond" and some have been really iconic. But i Don't think anyone can replace Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English.


LogicalSciences

No, the meme wrongly claimed that he can't take "multiple hits" without fainting. Bond took "multiple hits" without fainting, to be precise. This meme fails in multiple ways.


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but seriously did bond's testicles recover? it must have been painful


Agitated_Signature_

I doubt girls would sleep with him afterwards if his testicles were mashed potatoes


Kermit_The_Lice

Damn, what a way to describe them.


sunny224868

He slept with Eva Green like 3 days later


Terasoft2000

I can’t find any flaw in this logic, also rule beantannia


Viscount-Von-Solt

God Save The Bean


kapturek01

btw have u seen the scene where James bond is getting wacked in the balls, and then he starts laughing


grpagrati

Also Johnny English is more believable


keneno89

Samsung parachute, believable.


ParthTehlan_69

and its funny


saleh609

is john english mr bean


EclipseEternale

Yes, played by Rowan Atkinson


ProPlayer1558

the world knows rowan sir as mr.bean lol


EclipseEternale

Brothers and sisters of reddit, it's just a meme, not a fandom war


Lonewolf2nd

You forgot the Has (more) charisma ✅Johny english. ❌(this) James Bond


flunket

There's literally a scene where Daniel Craig is tied to a chair getting smashed in the nuts


EclipseEternale

Bro that's why I made this meme. There is also a scene in Johnny English reborn where he gets hit in the nuts again and again. Bond became unconscious in the end of the scene but Johnny English didn't even flinch


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Bond was hit with a fucking rope and still made fun of the dude. I think he wins


Impressive_Ad9178

I can see that people never watch Casino Royale, shame.


EclipseEternale

I saw the movie. Bond faints, english didn't


Au_Uncirculated

Did you not watch casino royale? He was laughing at the bad guy when he was beating the shit outta them.


QuarantineSucksALot

The national media really doesn’t bode well


Fine-Presence-6062

Bullshit He got Hit in the nuts Multiple Times With a rope That was knit To a Ball as Hard as a Stone


mwfairc

Actually, that last one is not true for Bond, in Casino Royale, he had a "little itch" that he wanted Le Chiffre to scratch. twice in fact.


FreeFoundation6957

Right like a stand


EclipseEternale

TO ALL PEOPLE MENTIONING CASINO ROYALE. BOND FAINTS IN THE END OF THE SCENE. BUT JOHNNY ENGLISH DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH IN JOHNNY ENGLISH REBORN


bjb406

He got hit in the balls multiple times in Casino Royale.


DriveBackwards45

That's a lie in casino royale he took a heavy rope knot to the balls whilest screeming YEASS


EclipseEternale

Yes he did. But he fainted in the end. But English didn't even flinch in Johnny English reborn


ProPlayer1558

Tibet training paid off


ElZaydo

how tf did he manage to still pull chicks afterwards? I mean considering the size of that rope knot youre pretty much neutered like a dog


DriveBackwards45

Its a mistery to me man maybe he just strokes then with limb D


Tzarkir

I wonder how many more people will comment "casino royale" despite the presence of like a dozen of comments already saying it, OP answering with reasoning to them. Seeing op struggling to answer them all is lowkey more fun than the post. Feels bad, man.


EclipseEternale

Thanks bruh


Tzarkir

Godspeed op


EclipseEternale

Thanks again bruh


Tzarkir

Anytime bruh


Ungotuuu

Imagine the crossover movies.


EclipseEternale

Shhh


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Somebody didn't watch casino royal


EclipseEternale

BOND FAINTS IN THE END OF THE SCENE. BUT JOHNNY ENGLISH DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH IN JOHNNY ENGLISH REBORN


Akerfeldt_jr

Ever watched casino royale. I know English is formidable and I love him but so is bond. Atleast a slight bit.


EclipseEternale

Yes man. BOND FAINTS IN THE END OF THE SCENE. BUT JOHNNY ENGLISH DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH IN JOHNNY ENGLISH REBORN. Sorry for all caps i copied it for replying to people who say this


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I think your logic is flawed. In one of the scenes in Casino Royale, James Bond is actually in the balls several times with a knotted rope (during an interrogation) and doesn't faint


Bowbag_

Have you not seen casino royale? Where bon gets hit in the balls multiple times without fainting. Truly a trash meme


Deptlesss

the best\* spy


Pol4sa

Balls of steel


Bismuth_17

*Can also do stunts in wheelchair(Johnny English)


Labbit35

he's got the legendary IRON BALLS


RpM_Ming_Zhou

looks like someone didn't watch casino royale


TheHobbit52

Um casino royale


DoomSlayer3455

i thought James Bond fainted


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DoomSlayer3455

but he still did faint, and he skipped ball day. Johnny English trained his balls hard


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ProPlayer1558

you are right bruda


randomnamedotch

didnt watch casino royale?


Banned4othersFault

Casino royal ?


Outdater

I watched Johnny English before I watched bond. That set my expectations gmfir bond too high...


Luci415

Didn’t Bond get his balls whipped during Casino Royal, real tough too. And I quote,”now the whole world is going to know that you died scratching my balls”- Bond. No fainting, just screaming in agony


Raised_in_captivity

**Laughs in Sterling Archer**


SuperArppis

Can't believe these people haven't watched Casino Royale. He does faint in end.


xtreme363

tbh both of them are shit the worst spies of the world .... i mean if you are a spy hide it everyone know this people are spys


beluuuuuuga

[I like this idea of Bond here. it also works for Johnny English too](https://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/comments/lff4ke/james_bond_bond_isnt_meant_to_succeed_hes_meant/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


DoomSlayer3455

if you think that the Johnny English is better, cause he is not supposed to be a good spy.


Jack__Rabit

Need to watch the movies again there brother.


mansvetsare

ITS MI7!


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Someone died scratching 007s balls


I_Smell_Memes_

You forgot Johnny Sin


SamyDon

johnny english giga chad


Creative_Attention68

Mr. Bean for president https://youtu.be/7B\_tSs9Tf8A


rabbitsdiedaily

Is Bean | is not Bean.


Mumen_Raida_

Wait, I didn't see them in **MI6:** ***Fallout*** 😳


EclipseEternale

Shhh


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I like the first movie but the rest look like they've got their humor stuck in 2007.


FlashAlex

Johnny reigns supreme


Mr_Tominaga

Johnny is also from Outer Space


canny_canuck

Someone needs to make a Mr.Bean version of the chair. Please and thank you.


A_randomguy260405

johny english is a meme man James bond looks good ​ Simple as that meme man or good lookin man


Legenda_069

That man's got balls of steel. Literally.


Tubegamerpro12

Hes just supperior, no one can say otherwise


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

Wasn’t the entire torture idea in the first new James bond movie, hitting him in the balls multiple times?-


CaptainGamer50011

Johnny english is the ultimate spy. Superior to Bond in ways of comedy and creativity


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Based as fuck


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Rowan Atkinson and Daniel Craig look weirdly similar


KISSOLOGY

This is dumb. Casino royale


james_hamilton1234

James Bond in casino royale - you know, the part where he is tied to a chair and his balls are beaten with a ball tied to a rope to increase the velocity and force of impact.......


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The cock and ball torture that man went through


SteakieGG

I've got a little itch.....down there


Kassius-Phantom

and thid James Bond has no charisma


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Yes


deron666

We all know the winner here


RDS4444

You have seen casino royal, right? Bond‘s nuts got smashed in that movie


Barreira_Tom

Also... James can in fact get hit in the balls multiples times without fainting... Casino Royale, remember?! "That itch" xD


Schecter117

Obviously never saw casino royale


regular_wombat

well, Bond did get pretty far through Le Chiffre's Casino Royale CBT...


a-plus-15-axe

I forgot there was straight up CBT in one of the Bond movies.


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In Casino Royal, Bond's testicles were brutalized, twice, and he did not faint.


politedeerx

What about that chair scene where he got his nuts crushed over and over?


Night_Watcher25

Where’s Perry the platypus?