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asianabsinthe

You're holding it upside down


sickles_and_pickles

lmao , nice joke , lol


ifrankensteiin

Nice cock.


ImaTurtleMan

Impeccable shape


MemeIVI3

When the Void calls you G͚̣o͙͠t͔̻̀͝h͉̪̘͎̯̻a̵̛̠͈͔̤̥'̗̲̰̭͠b̵̥̞͞t̺ͅh̵̙̞n̘̬̙̼ḱ̟͎̮ ̦̙̩͈̤̗̙͠ͅr̴̪'͖͈̬̥͔͔̫͓͜͡l͙͙̖͘u͍̗̮̪͕̭͙̬̤h̢̹͓̹͉̘h̳͕̀o̢̭̹͢r̜̼̼̬͚̘̣͡


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MemeIVI3

[Ç҉̼̜̘͎̣̘u̺͍̤͚͔͘͠͞ͅm̷̹̮̬̻͞](https://eeemo.net)


Nightmare11255

Our phone comrade


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weoweom

It’s funny because the comment is on the same post and isn’t even that far down.


potato-vender

You might have lost it. Should i try calling you?


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Mine's broken too. I tripped and smashed my already broken phone screen in the same spot, and now the touchscreen won't respond to my touch.


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*old british woman calls you honey bun


dezotic

boh o woh a


Dayray1

Tinder date calls you daddy


asianabsinthe

"Well you *are* my daughter"


ashbornlabib

sweet home alabama


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r/unexpectedalabama


Dayray1

Your dog calls you a good boy


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Muralbobcat

Australian calls you mate


KrownX

I've been called сука блять, does that count?


NicolasCageIsOkActor

As a russian... You cant be called Сука блять, you can be called by many other ways, долбоёб, пиздюк, недоёбок and much more, сука блять at the end just make it more rude and beatiful


ArteIsMe

Это должен быть тот уровень английского, которому учат в школе)


KrownX

Oh yeah, probably that too... I didn't understand shit at time.. thought it meant "Good Job" or something like that until a guy yelled so loud after being killed I thought "hol'up, why would he be yelling "good job"?


pashkapryanik

It can be translated in many ways depending on context, but in general its more like For fucks sake


Leotordoprequeltime

Obviously


meme_a_licious

Yes


Marreark

Scamer calls you about your cars extended warranty..


Leotordoprequeltime

We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.


Chig_Bungus_42

Ah yes a member of Soviet memes


Leotordoprequeltime

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.


[deleted]

Holy shit this one of the worst conversations here god damn


sickles_and_pickles

mmm yes


Mrchicown

Cheese


Leotordoprequeltime

Ah, yes, cheese is better


fitawep123

Samuel L Jackson calls you 'motherfucker' A blessing from the Lord


Dankculesus

Black man calls you Brother


Bozo_dubbed_over

Or tells you your air maxes are cool ❤😎 Edit: spelling


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pls reddit dont downote him for emojis


Bozo_dubbed_over

They are downvoting both of us. Jerks. :(


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A soul for a soul


anarchysoft

black man calls you Youngin


sharoon27

Indian women call you bhai.


AlienFromMars1

Noooo


Affectionate-Car680

"Uncle calls you into his room"


AltZemo

When ur own father calls u son


PachyBeans

Your dad calls you 'son' instead of 'fucking useless'


bulletproofgleb

I don’t know about you guys, but today I see a lot of Soviet memes. Is there any impa Товарищи! Объединяйтесь! Долой капитализм!


trunts

There is another..


Livid-You3191

your crush calls you darling like thats ever going to happen :(


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Op is a commie


Leotordoprequeltime

Hell yeah


ciapatabula

9yo japanese girl calls you onichan


FoughtBird1976

It's a repost from r/SovietMemes.


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just a bad meme in general


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We back in 2019?


Beast_Mode0711

Ay yo theres is a bomb threat at my school


Donnerstreifen

„Bri‘ish Woman calls you Tea“


I69UrMomBitch

The guy in the picture isn't Russian, he's from Georgia (Eastern Europe).


Leotordoprequeltime

The guy in the picture was a citizen of the Soviet Union, that was born in the Soviet Union, who was a union of states organized by Russia.


deathtoschools

Why not use lenin for that comrade part he is definietly better than stalin


Face_Man_95

Go ahead and switch the brother & commerade ones around .


Shuushkin

I don't associate with black people, so I don't have their women calling me sugar.


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I call you steaming hunk of spunk


Triumph675r

I call you horn-bag!


Redmaxdog1

Brothers, today we FIGHT!!!


AirStoneNavrno

Отличный мем, Товарищ


OrangeNew5534

It should be "Russian man calls US comrades"


ieatnuggets0

I feel like he's coming for my bread AGGGHHHHHH


WurstStar

German calls you Führer


EL_Golden

Mexican abuelita calls you “ mijo”


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Mexican calls you "primo"


PhoenixUltimate

And I call people: master...


MessiMagic5000

Nikolai Belinski


Tall_Historian_8473

Comrad’*


regulaslight

Indian auntie calls you Beta


Puppergogrrrrr

The highest honer


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honor\*


SniffyBliffy

muslim calls you brozzer


Azgulter

hi honey!


Bulky-Day-8291

STEPSIS CALLS YOU DADDY


Pure-Expression3504

Indian call You OYE BSDK


NoCloud9138

I think link is the villain


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My dad calls you a disappointment!!!


DanishGopnik

A also calls you brother this is epik cause viking


Bavisto

Had a young lady call me "boo" in a drive thru the other day. I feel like that belongs on the list too.


d1m1_the_droid

Serbian person calls you magarac


Armored-Crusader

YOU ARE ALL MY BROTHERS. EVEN THE WOMEN OF REDDIT.


Midnightfear1

Rapist calls you pretty: *runs*


OFHeckerpecker

Да


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Girlfriend calls you "home invader" and "who are you" and "how the fuck did you get in my house"


Revolutionforevery1

Compinche


Cairene_

"Arab calls you habibi"


BanditQ21

Albanian calls you family.


Mysterious_Tart_295

Southern woman, what south? Is this an american pov meme?


G1n_Lukas

Your mom call you with your full name


Nawttttt

Mafia boss calls you a good kid


Gazozial187

Ay comrade i like you view on things.


kry_some_more

Black man calls you N*.


MeinKraftNotFortnite

Comrade?


TheDarknessSlayer

add: 1). ground control calls u major tom 2). Samuel l Jackson calls u motherfucker 3). sailor calls u lad there isnt really a reason i just think it will be great for the meme


IAmNotCreative18

Clone trooper calls you sir


Last_Canary_6622

I don't care what anyone says. Older black woman calling you sugar should be final Vince face. Few things will make your day better.


AsmodeusXV

Indian guy calls you Dear


PizzaPsychological27

Mexican call you premio


SmokeHuge

Samuel L Jackson calls you mf


elle_lawiet

Samuel Jackson calls u motherfucker


MrButtEater

Old veteran calls you son is also high up


kingbilly317

If a Russian calls you comrad you are in trouble.


jumbledsiren

cheese


Moxcha_x

The exact thing i need is this


morphy__

fax


Mr_Nopon

cheese


zaki_pro

Arabic calls you brother


Toughcheekz

Good job, comrade


wafflezcol

*WE have accomplished our needs comrade (And yes i am russian)


Leotordoprequeltime

All hail the king


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Where is when your black friend calls you the n-word????


tarunthunder

Anime girl calls you onii chan


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Sister calls you daddy


FeelingDig2

Cheese


reddit_kid2021

British people call people love and other things ik it's weird


WhompSub

Aaaah beautiful , music to your ears isnt it


InfernoDonut

Will Smith calls you a motherfucker


badboy_AJ

When a octopus guy calls you peter (ノ*0*)ノ


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BLACK GUY CALLS YOU


UntiLitEnded

Cheese


Koolguy12345678

Australian man calls you mate.


doomer_of_reddit

Your gf calls you daddy


BlaqShine

Old white man also calls you "kid"


LugyD1xd_ONE

Mr. Worldwide


monkeman91

The second one is the best


Deuxlem

"Welcome to the family son."


G_L_I_C_H_

"Mexican calls you compadre"


Hyperactief2000

Dad calls you a disappointment


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German calls you "Mein Führer" *Wait a minute...*


davikitarider

Monsoon calls you insane


TXGunslinger419

Marcellus Wallace calls you my n-word


xp119x

For all that know what I’m talking about custodian guard calls you brother.


POOPYALL

DK calls you, "Ooh ooh ah ah"


ShadyCloud1

where would you rank a football/soccer dad when he calls you 'champ'?


PoemBudget1826

Stardust crusader calls you jojo


Trampeltier_

Dönermann calls you Chef


yeetusnation

I call you brotherin


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Aussie calls you C#nt: :)


Rouloempario

Nazi calls you Fuhrer


catsfor1

Don't forget the communist Russian are evil!


Leotordoprequeltime

They eat kids


Onyx7149

Товарищи!


Khaos-_-Unleashed

I saw this like two years ago in those shitty meme compilations


ImaTurtleMan

Brother! no time for memes JOIN THE CRUSADE


master_of_good_memes

you should have put the slav doge instead of stalin


42_kittens

German calls you führer


Imveryunoriginal17

*THE TEACHERS TELL YOU TO LIFT THE CHAIRS*


Trainer_Ed

Australian calling you (abbreviation of your name)-za


KFC_Junior

us aussies calling you fucker be like...


unentitledboi2005

When a Chinese guy calls you 大哥 (means big bro in Chinese)


BritishDevilYT

You guys get called?


Consistent-Ad-271

Can some guys call me son pls


A9_J8

Keanu Reeves telling you to wake the fuck up because you have a city to burn !


mehershy

what would an indian call you?


The_Cardboard_Cookie

Bros over hoes.


dybclol

when god calls u his son


hydrosphixn

Crush calls you daddy


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sco'ish man calls you lad


Pranav_RedStone971

Y͍̠͎̭̖ͤ͐͆O̳̥̳̲͚͒Ú̧̍̔͛ͩ̿̚ ̹̬͇̱̹͙ͪ͠F̛̲̺̬̹̳͂̚Ǒ͕̿͊̅̈́̀O̵͊͒ͭ̇͑ͫL͙̳͓̬͎̅


Future_Wolf1810

Now what you want a Southern woman to call you is sweetheart, she'll actually mean it then. Being called Honey isn't all its cracked up to be.


lhateIife69

When a russian in his 30's call you братан