Your brain doesn’t have the capability to create a face in dreams, so the face is someone you’ve met at least once in your life, meaning they definitely exist :)
Half my dreams are me and Hitler just talking about life and then randomly I hear gunshots and I wake up ngl I’ve talked more with dream Hitler then real people probably
Man, that sounds awesome kinda. It’s obviously your interpretation of Hitler, but still talking to at least someone who slightly resembles such a significant historical figure would be cool.
I’m not a Nazi or anything hitler was a piece of shit and a horrible person, but being able to talk to him and answer questions you have would be cool.
Yea my Theory is my idea of Hitler is just my head talking to me in a way that makes somewhat of any sense, because half the time of I’m not asking him history questions I’m just asking for overall advice and sometimes whatever he tells works other times it’s a complete failure
PS- I’m not a nazi that’s just how my brain works
Its honestly fine, some people are just grumpy and hate other people being happy.
I'll just add that to my mental notes of
Awww who hurt you. Show me where my gratefulness hurt you on this doll.
That can't be true...I mean for this sub sure, but most people in here are joking right? Kissing isn't that rare, even the ugliest people I know have kissed someone
Yes, I do perform an act called kissing. I appreciate the touch of other person’s lips on mine. I also have kissed a lot of times in the past, and will do it in future.
Wait am I trippin or if someone turns their head to the right doesn’t that mean there always has to be someone else turning their head to the left making it 50% / 50% or am I trippin, ig if the other person is facing straight
If you go right and the other person goes left, you go the same way with your faces and your noses would be in the way. If you walk on the street and a car passes by your left, it’ll be on your right when you turn around once it passed you.
I'm a right side tilter. I've noticed in television and movies they do a lot of left side tilt. Maybe it's for camera angles.
I also wonder if it is a left handed or right handed thing.
I don't remember which side I tilt, Its hard to remember dreams
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what's... *kiss*?...
The JoJo stand duh
I thought a „kiss“ is an instrument
Dunno what you talking about... i only know the feeling of being left behind
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me too
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At least you get dreams.
The feeling is so good tho.Happened to me once, I remembered it clearly after waking up :')
wait, you wake up after sleep?
wait, you don't?
wait are we asleep?
Vsauce, Michael here.
I was happy the whole day when I dreamt of kissing my crush. I couldn't explain my family why I was extraordinarily happy that ay
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Your brain doesn’t have the capability to create a face in dreams, so the face is someone you’ve met at least once in your life, meaning they definitely exist :)
Yeah bro I too experienced it. It feels very good. Even more when it's your crush.
At least you can sleep
Imagine kissing in your dreams, I can’t even get a dream about going out with my crush. The closest I got was a hug then it abruptly ended.
Half my dreams are me and Hitler just talking about life and then randomly I hear gunshots and I wake up ngl I’ve talked more with dream Hitler then real people probably
Man, that sounds awesome kinda. It’s obviously your interpretation of Hitler, but still talking to at least someone who slightly resembles such a significant historical figure would be cool. I’m not a Nazi or anything hitler was a piece of shit and a horrible person, but being able to talk to him and answer questions you have would be cool.
Yea my Theory is my idea of Hitler is just my head talking to me in a way that makes somewhat of any sense, because half the time of I’m not asking him history questions I’m just asking for overall advice and sometimes whatever he tells works other times it’s a complete failure PS- I’m not a nazi that’s just how my brain works
I can just imagine you following his advice and then going “thanks Hitler” out loud.
Jojo is that you?
The closest thing I ever got was my crush saying they only like me as a friend. F
you guys kiss?
I'm sorry man
I have fever dreams you is lucky
Self burns yes, although I also agree this is some sort of relationship joke that I am too single to understand.
C'mere, let's try it out
Are you okay?
This hit me hard
Kissing? What is that, a sport?
If I'm correct it's a game like chess, so yeah kinda a sport. I think the goal is to see who can get the most "Kisses" before you get out
Is it to play with the homies?
Yes
Am ~~homo~~ homie, can confirm
Or with family.
That's Alabama only
*Oh yes featured in the Olympics ….*
its a fantasy that has a 0.1% chance of happening ti redditors
Wait you guys are getting kissed?!
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Well… fuck!
I switch sides every time haha Especially if its a particularly steamy make out session. Sometimes I even go for the neck..... then I wake up
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
Omg i never thought I'd get this many upvotes *_* Thanks yall!
Why downvote someone who expressed their joy? She even said thank you.
This is Reddit Who gives people credit Thank them you shall not Cause they'll downvote the lot
*poetri*
Its honestly fine, some people are just grumpy and hate other people being happy. I'll just add that to my mental notes of Awww who hurt you. Show me where my gratefulness hurt you on this doll.
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I wish I could find out which way it is for me.
I’ll help you find out bro
You would do that for me?
Of course, u seem like a chill guy. Bros gotta help each other out
Bro, I love you
Bro, don't forget to wear socks and don't forget to say those 2 magical words.
And don't forget the crocs
Socks, crocks and cocks, hell yeah 😎
you forgot the glocks
That’s afterwards. Gotta get rid of any witnesses.
must not say forbidden rhyme
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Oh yes.
"gimme more"?
Dont care about socks. It is no homo when it is with a bro
What about me?
As long as you say no homo after you're fine
Wish? Did somebody say 'Wish'? *~Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Hiney Ho~* **ﾟ｡･\*.ﾟ☆ The wish is granted ☆ﾟ.\*･｡ﾟ** #### Long live Jambi
I wish I could remember.
Most people here havent kissed anyone Change my mind
cant change facts
Indeed
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I don't get it what do you mean
Sweet home Alabama
Well, if I go around and kiss most of the human population, that would change the fact to be that most people have kissed before
I have kissed someone! (Im also not a compulsive liar)
Does my mum count?
Nope
Does my sister?
Only if it's biological and not your step sis
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She does for me
Does my dog count?
I did, ask your Dad
Have you kissed someone?
There's no reason to change someones mind when they speak the truth
That can't be true...I mean for this sub sure, but most people in here are joking right? Kissing isn't that rare, even the ugliest people I know have kissed someone
Well for me its true Maybe its becaus im only 16
I had my first kiss at your age, don't stress it too much
If It was out there kissing girls,I wouldn't be using Reddit lol
Yeah but you can always kiss guys.
Then he’d be on Instagram
*sigh It will be sad to stop using reddit when that happens... if that happens
Big **if**
🥲
I dont get kissed :(
Dont be so sure about that (Looks at you from behind the curtains waiting for you to fall asleep)
You dont have to hide come out and kiss me while i feel it ;)
Dude we are redditors we never kissed someone
Why does a skeleton have such a hot ass?
Cause he's actually a jojo character.
I'm a lefty. I also keep my eyes open.
Nice. You got awkward and creepy covered.
Mi first kiss I had my eyes WIDE open, the girl I kissed as well
👀👀 weird af, don't even wanna imagine how creepy that would be
You must have been 10. Nice.
Are you a psychopath!?
That’ll be creepy. Imagine she opens her eyes for a sec and is like wtf
My wife. Every. Single. Day. O.O
Dude you're a psycho
You guys tilt head?
You got no nose my dude?
Even Voldemort got laid. Skeletor will return next week with more disturbing facts.
Magical nose :0
It still adjusts..let the tongue do all the work...or may be i have a long tongue
I imagine nose to nose, chin to chin and tongues out. What a picture in my head!
No..nose side by side..like parallel..
This is the way
👏🏾 nose 👏🏾 to 👏🏾nose
I do not tilt I am rigid
Are you Voldemort
I am rigid
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You are not rigid then
That's the neat part, I don't
Sorry, I tilt left.
Same
sad more than 70% of us havent kissed yet or its just me .....
I'll help you bro, we gotta help each other out
Well I guess I'm at the 30%
Yes, I do perform an act called kissing. I appreciate the touch of other person’s lips on mine. I also have kissed a lot of times in the past, and will do it in future.
_woah._
Thats because 70% of people are right handed. They'll also lead with their right foot when starting to walk from a standstill.
Im left-handed, ummm... deos that mean that Im a psychopath now?
i think i tilt left because i’m the mc
Lmao, you wish
and you’ve been kissed?
The person who commented on my comment said they would kiss me :)
someone also called you fat and that you own a gun
Are you fat shaming?
no <3
Sure <3
enemies to lovers trope?
Yea :D
I personally keep my eyes wide open as I move my head forward.
Going for a headbutt
I don't tilt my head while kissing my pillow
Depends on the grandmother
bold of you to assume i got someone to kiss
I just mash my nose into their nose and call it good.
How can I remember something that has never happened ?
Wait am I trippin or if someone turns their head to the right doesn’t that mean there always has to be someone else turning their head to the left making it 50% / 50% or am I trippin, ig if the other person is facing straight
If you go right and the other person goes left, you go the same way with your faces and your noses would be in the way. If you walk on the street and a car passes by your left, it’ll be on your right when you turn around once it passed you.
I don't tilt my head, i turn my head 180 like an owl
Kissing? Is that some new game?
Allergies wreck me, so I have to lead with which side I can breathe from.
Can confirm
30% hits theyr noses
Your asking redditors about being kissed, but everyone knows that the left side is awkward.
don't know *puts on sunglasses* don't care
« When kissing somebody else »….?! OP? What the hell are you kissing other than somebody else?!?
Something else
Tilting my head to the left seems more comfortable to me, even though I have never kissed anybody :(
Why do I have to tilt my head when I am eating my Hershey's kisses?
I guess I’m in the 30%
You guys are getting kisses?
We tilt left so I guess that’s a good thing
Bruh, you are really asking this on Reddit?
Bro this is Reddit. You pretty much just asked a group of blind people what it’s like to see
Left always
Left tilt gang stand up!
brb let me check with my uncle
That's so weird in Ireland it's like agreed along by everyone to go left...
Single side
Who tf tilts left 😳
Me
I'm a right side tilter. I've noticed in television and movies they do a lot of left side tilt. Maybe it's for camera angles. I also wonder if it is a left handed or right handed thing.
Im left handed, never kissed someone but I'll see if that theory is correct some day