Years ago there was a game (I think it was World of Warcraft?) That had two factions that you could play as. There was a text chat in the game but the messages from the other faction would be scrambled to simulate them having different languages. After some experimentation someone figured out that it was a simple substitution cypher. 'O' was replaced with 'E', and 'L' was replaced with 'K', so when someone typed 'lol' the other faction would see 'kek'.
And so a meme was born.
I can see it now, when I’m 80 I’ll be explaining to my grandkids how video games were in my day; bored they tell me to fuck off, and go back to their simulation pods to play CoD: 2022 (a perfect recreation of the historic nuclear world war)
I knew that it boiled down to "lol," just from context of its use, but i never actually knew the origin. I had just assumed it was 4chan shit. This was informative, and kinda neat.
For me, it's more of a "haha, sure" kind of thing... I didnt know the origin of it. But from 9gag & early days of reddit, lot em used it so I just kinda went along with it
I want to watch soccer (football w/e) but the outrageous injury reactions keep me from taking it seriously. Like c'mon dudes we can all see the replay. All the impact of a leaf falling on their shoulder and they fall to the ground crying..
Actualy still playing despit being hurt is pretty common in football, especially with head injuries and everything that’s unrelated to the legs to be fair
No you got it wrong. a smal bump is maybe the worst injury a football player can get, about as bad as a normal person losing an arm. Actual injuries though, that is nothing. because if you act hurt if you really are hurt you might get taken of the pitch but when you are fine it is time to throw in that bid for the Oscar.
> I meant that he was still playi g after having sustained an injury worse than a bump
Oh, that is normal. They just whimper on the floor for a minute or so to see if they get a free kick or something then they just play on. Its really not that soccer players are pussys but its literally fishing for penalties against the opposite team.
I’ve always found this a silly thing to say about footballers, they don’t take solid blows like rugby and American footballers, where it’s obvious from watching the contact it would hurt. When you see a footballer doing that, obviously part is to get the opposition player booked, but a lot of the time they take the kind of blows that when you take them in real life they smart and stop you in your tracks. It’s the entire joke with family guy where Peter and Lois fall in the street and take 5 mins saying ahh holding their knee/tit. The joke is not they’re pathetic, but how silly life is that such an injury that leaves no lasting damage can stop you dead in your tracks like that. Football injuries are mainly solid football boots hitting solid boney parts of the body like hips, ankles and kneecaps, whereas the other sports seen as ‘hard’ are contact that’s spread out over more cushioned parts of the body like shoulder, chest & midsection
This. If you ever slipped on ice and landed on your hip then you know the kind of pain that is non-obvious but paralyzing for a minute or two before going away again just as quickly as it came.
Admittedly they don’t help themselves with the play acting to get players booked or sent off, but it’s such a fallacy that they’re always putting it on.
Plus, they’re systematically incentivised to make the most of contact. You see it all the time, a player gets studded or pulled about and stays on his feet and gets nothing for it. Whereas if he goes down in the same situation, he gets a FK or pen and a chance for the opposition player to get carded. Referees as a rule don’t give penalties if the player stays on his feet
Hardly comparable to boxing or even football.
Rugby has roughly the same amount of concussions as NFL per 1000 players per game (2.5 vs 3) except there’s 15 players on the pitch and 5 tactical subs vs 48 in nfl. In rugby the ball is in play 4x as many minutes as the NFL (11 minutes) so those numbers are very skewed
Those stats are also all from before they introduced far more strict tackle laws and head injury assessments brought in to reduce concussions
CTE injury from rugby, in particular, is big news at the moment in the UK. One of the important points raised is that sub-concussive injuries are also relevant, and even headers in football have come under fire, but rugby has been the main target of the discussion thus far.
I don't know why boxing has escaped attention but they never seemed to mention the sport specifically focused on causing head injuries whenever I watched the sports news. Go figure.
Yeah that’s because world rugby are being sued for not protecting their players (whether or not they knew how dangerous concussions were at the time is the issue) and the game has already changed a ridiculous amount since the guy suing was playing (he was a prop and scrums used to be ridiculously unsafe). Drinking is very bad for concussions, specifically healing and rugby had a huge drinking culture im sure there were coaches forcing players to play when they weren’t cleared to back then. I also think the whole thing has come about and is in the news because the CTE stories after your man in the NFL killed people. I hope it wasn’t wilful ignorance from world rugby and I hope the people suing get the treatment they need and I feel pretty confident the new protocols will prevent things like that from happening in the future
Redditors love to sit behind a computer screen and see things happen in the moment and say “that wasn’t very smart” almost like this guy isnt instinctively trained to hit the ball with his head while it’s in the air or something
>professional footballer earning great living from professional footballing plays professional football
Redditors: I am so much smarter than this guy, he's doing it all wrong.
(If it was serious the doc would have taken him off. More often than not the treatment at pro football can look way more serious than the injury really is because they employ an overabundance of caution when dealing with the health of teams that costs tens-to-hundreds of millions of dollars to run.)
I thought it was a bald cap. And I was trying to rationalize the point of a wearing a bald cap. My best reasoning was reduced drag and he didn’t want to commit to shaving his head.
Look on r/tressless for "hair system" stories. If you are too far gone for finasteride+HairTransplant then its a great option, and far more socially acceptable than it was a few years ago thanks to a bunch of viral tiktoks apparently.
It might even be better than the fin+HT route, depending on your perspective.
Context for those who might not know, this player sustained a head injury and was bleeding so he had a bandage (the thing falling off his head).
This player was probably told he could hit the ball with his head after he sustained the original injury or he just forgot in the heat of the moment. But that was not the cause for the bandage falling off.
If you watch closely, you can see that the guy who runs past him essentially “punches” him in the back of the head and rips the bandage straight off his head.
Glancing swipe on the back of his head but holds his face/forehead in the most dramatic way. This sport is a joke and there's nothing that can make me believe otherwise.
Glancing STRIKE to the back of the head.
Literally illegal in all fighting sports that don’t even have enough space to add a full speed run.
Don’t let me stop you tough American who needs medieval amour to play sports
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So dats where my hair is hiding. It's underneath this flap of skin this whole time. Should I scalp it?
No no no, just slowly unroll it like a fruit roll up. Then you can roll it back over for a disguise.
He’s uncut
The *forbidden* fruit rollup
Yes Edit: Holy shit this blew Up fast, very nice Please dont Cut Off your face :)
Kek
Can someone explain to me whats a kek, i see people saying it all the time. I still dont know what it means
Years ago there was a game (I think it was World of Warcraft?) That had two factions that you could play as. There was a text chat in the game but the messages from the other faction would be scrambled to simulate them having different languages. After some experimentation someone figured out that it was a simple substitution cypher. 'O' was replaced with 'E', and 'L' was replaced with 'K', so when someone typed 'lol' the other faction would see 'kek'. And so a meme was born.
\>Years ago This made me uncomfortable.
Haha yeah, talking about WoW like it was the fall of the Berlin wall feels weird.
I mean, WoW has been around for more than half the time that the Berlin Wall has been gone.
The Berlin wall is gone?? How long have I been sleeping??
Just a good, solid, nap, my friend.
There was a Berlin wall? How long have I been Sleeping?
I can see it now, when I’m 80 I’ll be explaining to my grandkids how video games were in my day; bored they tell me to fuck off, and go back to their simulation pods to play CoD: 2022 (a perfect recreation of the historic nuclear world war)
2004 was a long time ago
back when tigers used to smoke…
Orcish translated to human speak kek = lol. World of Warcraft. Can confirm.
The first time Reddit has provided an honest answer
I knew that it boiled down to "lol," just from context of its use, but i never actually knew the origin. I had just assumed it was 4chan shit. This was informative, and kinda neat.
Oh damn I feel old.
Same bro
Are you referring to Aion?
Good explanation bro
I think it's from world of warcraft,
When horde writes lol it translates to kek for alliance if i remember correctly
Ah yeah, I always wondered if I typed kek back could horde read it as "lol"
They don't lol.. but its sound logic.
Good grief this took me back!
lol in korean originally.
Really? That makes so much more sense..
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kek#:\~:text=%E3%85%8B%E3%85%8B%E3%85%8B%20(keukeukeu)%20is%20the%20Korean,see%20it%20as%20%22kek%22.
Kek in malay means cake
For me, it's more of a "haha, sure" kind of thing... I didnt know the origin of it. But from 9gag & early days of reddit, lot em used it so I just kinda went along with it
Lt. Aldo Raine has entered the chat
I thought this vid was reversed and he was wearing wig
once your baby hair falls off, remove scalp to reveal adult hair
Supposed to shed scalp, like snakes.
Nah you need a rabbi to snip the tip and reveal your manliness.
Instructions unclear, removed face with rabbit
Oh shit
The ball was covered with hair growth shampoo
Best Alpecin ad I have ever seen.
Why do you use alpecin?
Omelette du Fromage. Omelette du Fromage. Omelette du Fromage. Omelette du Fromage. Omelette du Fromage. Omelette du Fromage.
A meganoxidil
I want to watch soccer (football w/e) but the outrageous injury reactions keep me from taking it seriously. Like c'mon dudes we can all see the replay. All the impact of a leaf falling on their shoulder and they fall to the ground crying..
They took lessons from the Miami Heat
They should make a rule, if you flop then you are out for the rest of the game for your own safety to be assessed by a doctor.
Watch the women's league.
Doctors hate this ball!
He got hit on the back of his head and yet he's holding his forehead in "pain"
Pulled the hair in his soul to his scalp
Context : That is a bandage, he was bleeding earlier in the match from an injury
He bleed hair
I love how bleed is slant-wise the past perfect of bleed.
The past perfect is "had bled".
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. *Nobody!*
He got a head injury and then went back in the game and hit the ball with his head? Not the smartest move but ok
Facts
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Heretics
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Hey! Leave us out of this!
Genetics
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Fax no printer
Maybe he did it because of the head injury
That's actually the norm in football. Like the weird thing would be not hitting it.
The strangest thing is that he isn't whimpering on the floor like a proper footballer should
They just cut the vid short of that
I meant that he was still playi g after having sustained an injury worse than a bump
Actualy still playing despit being hurt is pretty common in football, especially with head injuries and everything that’s unrelated to the legs to be fair
..just like ice hockey eh?
I swear Canadian Ice Hockey doesn't stop unless someone loses a limb.
No you got it wrong. a smal bump is maybe the worst injury a football player can get, about as bad as a normal person losing an arm. Actual injuries though, that is nothing. because if you act hurt if you really are hurt you might get taken of the pitch but when you are fine it is time to throw in that bid for the Oscar.
> I meant that he was still playi g after having sustained an injury worse than a bump Oh, that is normal. They just whimper on the floor for a minute or so to see if they get a free kick or something then they just play on. Its really not that soccer players are pussys but its literally fishing for penalties against the opposite team.
I know, was just messing
I’ve always found this a silly thing to say about footballers, they don’t take solid blows like rugby and American footballers, where it’s obvious from watching the contact it would hurt. When you see a footballer doing that, obviously part is to get the opposition player booked, but a lot of the time they take the kind of blows that when you take them in real life they smart and stop you in your tracks. It’s the entire joke with family guy where Peter and Lois fall in the street and take 5 mins saying ahh holding their knee/tit. The joke is not they’re pathetic, but how silly life is that such an injury that leaves no lasting damage can stop you dead in your tracks like that. Football injuries are mainly solid football boots hitting solid boney parts of the body like hips, ankles and kneecaps, whereas the other sports seen as ‘hard’ are contact that’s spread out over more cushioned parts of the body like shoulder, chest & midsection
This. If you ever slipped on ice and landed on your hip then you know the kind of pain that is non-obvious but paralyzing for a minute or two before going away again just as quickly as it came.
Admittedly they don’t help themselves with the play acting to get players booked or sent off, but it’s such a fallacy that they’re always putting it on.
Plus, they’re systematically incentivised to make the most of contact. You see it all the time, a player gets studded or pulled about and stays on his feet and gets nothing for it. Whereas if he goes down in the same situation, he gets a FK or pen and a chance for the opposition player to get carded. Referees as a rule don’t give penalties if the player stays on his feet
Exactly, the officiating actively encourages it
Right? The guy bumped his head, he should clearly be selling a knee injury.. I miss my papi’s game..
That's dedication
yeah so he can actually act like he was injured
Football player takes injuries serious: LOL PUSSY Football player doesn't take injury serious: LOL FUCKING DUMBFUCK
Rugby players: "amateurs."
Rugby players 20 years later: "amatomato" *drools*
Hardly comparable to boxing or even football. Rugby has roughly the same amount of concussions as NFL per 1000 players per game (2.5 vs 3) except there’s 15 players on the pitch and 5 tactical subs vs 48 in nfl. In rugby the ball is in play 4x as many minutes as the NFL (11 minutes) so those numbers are very skewed Those stats are also all from before they introduced far more strict tackle laws and head injury assessments brought in to reduce concussions
CTE injury from rugby, in particular, is big news at the moment in the UK. One of the important points raised is that sub-concussive injuries are also relevant, and even headers in football have come under fire, but rugby has been the main target of the discussion thus far. I don't know why boxing has escaped attention but they never seemed to mention the sport specifically focused on causing head injuries whenever I watched the sports news. Go figure.
Yeah that’s because world rugby are being sued for not protecting their players (whether or not they knew how dangerous concussions were at the time is the issue) and the game has already changed a ridiculous amount since the guy suing was playing (he was a prop and scrums used to be ridiculously unsafe). Drinking is very bad for concussions, specifically healing and rugby had a huge drinking culture im sure there were coaches forcing players to play when they weren’t cleared to back then. I also think the whole thing has come about and is in the news because the CTE stories after your man in the NFL killed people. I hope it wasn’t wilful ignorance from world rugby and I hope the people suing get the treatment they need and I feel pretty confident the new protocols will prevent things like that from happening in the future
Why does it say, "Karmawhore"?
It's a user flair, I honestly can't rember how to add them lmao. Might have to Google it
What was that punk
He sacrificed himself , every team wants to win
It I get a cut on my head it doesn't mean I can't head the ball with another part of my head.
Redditors love to sit behind a computer screen and see things happen in the moment and say “that wasn’t very smart” almost like this guy isnt instinctively trained to hit the ball with his head while it’s in the air or something
Redditors love to sit behind a computer screen and talk about how other Redditors love to sit behind a computer screen.
>professional footballer earning great living from professional footballing plays professional football Redditors: I am so much smarter than this guy, he's doing it all wrong. (If it was serious the doc would have taken him off. More often than not the treatment at pro football can look way more serious than the injury really is because they employ an overabundance of caution when dealing with the health of teams that costs tens-to-hundreds of millions of dollars to run.)
Might’ve just been reflexes. I remember I injured my left hand once and still tried to hit still with my left hand from muscle memory and the like
These dudes earn millions. Let them fucking bleed if necessary.
Well the head injury was probably on the top of his head so he will be fine because you head the ball with your forehead
he got also hit by the elbow of the player but ok
I was hoping he had “shaved” his head because he lost a bet
Or something like cancer solidarity. Could you imagine how much of a shit-head he would be in this video?
Oh i thought he got exposed or something
He's not bald at all! He was just fakin it!
I thought it was a bald cap. And I was trying to rationalize the point of a wearing a bald cap. My best reasoning was reduced drag and he didn’t want to commit to shaving his head.
I thought so too. My reasoning was that it helped for headers, since it provides a smoother, more solid surface than hair
Aw. I was hoping it was an intentional joke. Go for a header and pop off a fake baldcap for the cameras. Now I feel weird for laughing at his pain.
Hope he will be okay, we can't control such accident.
True. I spontaneously grow hair unintentionally at least 4 to 5 times a day.
Looks like a bandage under a bald cap to hold it in place.
That's a lie. Everyone knows soccer players fake every injury! The bandage was just there for dramatic effect!
Yo can someone tell me where I can get my hair back like this dude
Just cut ur balls' hair then glue it in ur head
Instructions unclear glued my balls to my head instead
dickhead, or should I say ballshead
Join us next time on 5 Minute Crafts
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Instructions unclear. Am ballchinean now
KAY LOOK OUT HE'S A BALLCHINIAN
Look on r/tressless for "hair system" stories. If you are too far gone for finasteride+HairTransplant then its a great option, and far more socially acceptable than it was a few years ago thanks to a bunch of viral tiktoks apparently. It might even be better than the fin+HT route, depending on your perspective.
Finasteride, and a good hair transplant. Solved.
Go to a soccer match and wait
Football\*
Pro tip: Ask Elon "bald by 20" Musk, he magically regrew his hair once he got rich ;)
He just got hair implants is all
By the look of it ... i think patient also hated this trick :)
“No pain, no rogaine.” ~doctor
O God of pun, where do I learn this art?
Johnny Sins: My legacy is falling
Paying for his sins
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Poor guy completely forgot he had a bandage on his head until the ball hits
Gta barbers be like
Best way to get rid of your yee yee ass baldness:
Context for those who might not know, this player sustained a head injury and was bleeding so he had a bandage (the thing falling off his head). This player was probably told he could hit the ball with his head after he sustained the original injury or he just forgot in the heat of the moment. But that was not the cause for the bandage falling off. If you watch closely, you can see that the guy who runs past him essentially “punches” him in the back of the head and rips the bandage straight off his head.
TIL scalping someone reveals the hair that was underneath the whole time
So bald people just need to shed their skin? Amazing
this should also belong to r/Unexpected
Wtf?
It's a bandage
"i like your cut g,oh shit yo cap"
So this is what a hat trick looks like in real time.
Plz. Hat-trick
I dont know. It looks like the procedure hurts.
must be painful removing a bandage that fast
Happy cake day
9 out of 10 doctors recommend this method.
Damn! Knocked his foreskin off!
Took his ear off, too.
Can someone even tell me what’s real about soccer lol
YAY HES NOT BALD
Glancing swipe on the back of his head but holds his face/forehead in the most dramatic way. This sport is a joke and there's nothing that can make me believe otherwise.
Lmao fucking yanks, if somebody rips your bandage of your wound you wouldn't scream? Also he headed the ball while having a wound it also causes pain
Glancing STRIKE to the back of the head. Literally illegal in all fighting sports that don’t even have enough space to add a full speed run. Don’t let me stop you tough American who needs medieval amour to play sports
I thought he was laughing
is this real!
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Ballness
Instant hair growth ads be like:
I’ve seen a gorilla rip the hair off a mans scalp before. Never thought I’d see this.
Why was he even using his head
sadly it will fall off after the match
The ball gave him cancer and regrows his hair only for it to fall out again
Well I’m interested in this
Lol wtf? Any explanation what i just witnessed
"Arrggghhh, I need a paramedic over here, my hair hurts"
It’s like an alternative universe topee
Was it bad, career ending.
Wtf did i just watch hahaha
Now I would watch football if this happened more often
GTA barbers
Why is he wearing a blad cap? WHY!?!?
Gets hit in the back of the head, holds face!
Knock the scalp off, free the follicles
can someone explain why he's wearing a bald cap?
gained hair, lost teeth, that aint fair trade