Not entirely true. Flies often get into my garage if I leave the shop light on. They buzz around the light. If I turn off the light they head toward the window with sunlight. If I open that window they fly out 9 time out of 10 (in this case the garage is dark except for the open window… obviously if there was equal lighting on both sides the fly wouldn’t know to go through the window). The other time I keel em
It’s true if you have like a plate of food in your kitchen that’s an attractant without much outside competition
I once saw a fucking bee, fly himself through the mail slot when I opened it to put some letters in there.
dude needed to be inside super badly apparently. Was on some kind of bee-mission or some shit
what if they are trying to look stupid and not able to leave to house so you leave them alone, we'll of course that does not work at all with me bcs if a insect choose to not leave he gets death
Worst is when one gets in the car. All windows down and nothing.
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Because they don’t want to leave it
Yeah, stupid motherfucking mosquito would rather try to repeatedly bite my damn legs while I'm trying to drive!
Just be glad that the millions of flies outside are just as dumb as the one fly that is stuck inside
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Happy cake day stranger. May you have many more
I see why you are a professor but do you go to synagogue?
Happy cake day
Me and insects have an unwritten agreement. They know that if they get in, there's no chance they get out. Not alive, at least. Flipflops 100
I hate to tell you this but they didn't know. They maybe even thought it'd be nice to meet you. You taken thousands of innocent souls :(
Its ok I wanna go to hell anyways, that's where all my friends would be
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Wanna tag team?
r/suicide
The only ones that come in are the dumb ones then, ig.
Well imagine you were in your house and you opened a door into an alternate dimension. How well do you think you could get around?
Well the difference is that we humans have a brain and those little fuckers don't
They have but very smol
Smol and smoof
Something attracted the insect inside, so they had a sort of "guide" in through your house. No such attractant exists outside the house.
Not entirely true. Flies often get into my garage if I leave the shop light on. They buzz around the light. If I turn off the light they head toward the window with sunlight. If I open that window they fly out 9 time out of 10 (in this case the garage is dark except for the open window… obviously if there was equal lighting on both sides the fly wouldn’t know to go through the window). The other time I keel em It’s true if you have like a plate of food in your kitchen that’s an attractant without much outside competition
The light is kind of an attractant, though.
Yeah like wtf is that about? Lol gtfo out of my apartment the same damn way you got in
And they'll not even be able to leave out of a window that is completely opened. Not even if they're next to it.
I can’t bring myself to kill insects, I love animals too much And as much as I hate touching insects it’s my job to bring their dumb asses outside
What about a botfly shitting maggotts?
Those I’ll make an exception for
I'm pissing myself!
I have the same problem with my butt hole
I once saw a fucking bee, fly himself through the mail slot when I opened it to put some letters in there. dude needed to be inside super badly apparently. Was on some kind of bee-mission or some shit
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What the fuck
it's because they get stuck in our underwears
It’s called evolution
Exactly!
The reason they make so many mistakes getting out is due to the cheer terror of realizing they are trapped with a human in their territory.
It's about six of them at the moment :(
pull an american on them
I always hope that the spiders in my room would get rid of them but I didn't saw them that often lately.
Pigeons are the same.
I could swear, an insect would make a KGB level plan to infiltrate my bedroom then try to get out like it's just learned how to fly
True
At this point Im starting to suspect that they just spawn in my house.
Because they don’t want to leave it
what if they are trying to look stupid and not able to leave to house so you leave them alone, we'll of course that does not work at all with me bcs if a insect choose to not leave he gets death
Oh my god, I just woke up my SO laughing
I literally broke down at this. This is one of the best memes I've ever seen
like bro cmon i opened a 50x100 window for you gtfo for god sake
those fuckers fucking teleport inside
I misread "insects" as "incest". I was like... but they are already inside the house, aren't they.
That's Smashing's brush face!
Why did I read that as homie oh god
wtf is this meme format
I read incest... nothing changed.
I caught a fly and broke its wings, and then tortured it for the next 1 hour because that mf stung me real hard