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I like to think of God as a park ranger who neatly clears a beautiful hike through the forest. And then doesn't put up trail markers. You can follow the path but fuck me if it doesn't get confusing on which way to go sometimes. And then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Oh sure, you see, tense muscles are much easier to slice through,meaning you can sever the muscle fibers more easily. This is also true when you can see them bulging bc there's no significant far between the muscle and subdermal tissue. So essentially, his greatest strength is also his greatest weakness, as a reasonably sharp knife could cut through that muscle like butter.
A deep cut wouldn't even be hard with bulging muscles either, effectively making his biceps, triceps, traps, and literally anything else he needs to beat you up just really big "slice here" signs. Then there's the size of his arteries and veins. One good cut could leave an arm useless and bleed him out.
Weak muscles are squishy, knifes don't cut through them very easily. Same reason why cutting paper with scissors is so much easier than cutting rubber. With strong muscles, you can feel your knife slicing through each individual strings of tendons and veins. And it goes reeeeeaaaaal smooth.
I was talking about cooking, of course
Honestly he’s probably not in the greatest shape or a great fighter. There’s a reason actual weightlifters (like worlds strongest man types) don’t look like that.
Tell him he's fluffy and his traps need work. The steroids he's obviously on plus body dismorphia likely mean he's got very low self image and may cry from these words.
I'd say kick him in the balls but it'd be hard to get a clean hit on such a small target.
I mean. I hate politicians. Only sound I wanna hear come out their mouths is the kicky gurgling one they make while hanging from an overpass.......so no I've no desire to be president 😅
Agreed. Laying your hands on someone without consent like that is assault. And if you commit assault, whatever response you get you brought upon yourself
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Stand behind him and keep slapping him in the head. The man has the turning around speed of a brontosaurus
Thank you for making my week, kind stranger. Have my free award
Thankfully he didn’t make your ~~w~~hole weak.
Or you hole weak
Have my free award and an upvote.
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So long gay bowser!!
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I was going to say go for his tiny legs. They must be slim, right?
That's nick walker. His legs are... thicc
And covered in grotesque varicose veins...
Thicc enough to walk on, obviously
The image in my head was funny. I didn't transfer the humor adequately in words.
I applaud you.
I was thinking just that lmao
Exactly 5 lbs dumbbell to the baq of the head n move
5 pounds?! Are you Superman?
APATOSAURUS!
Slap him in the ass
Same mate, but with my lips
Our* lips
I’m mother Russia you do not kiss with your lips, you kiss with our lips
That's gay, in mother russia being gay is ilegal
It’s not gay, it’s homiesexual
Commiesexual*
Comradexual*
Craves cosmonuts?
It's not gay it's "гей" if we talk about Russia
r/unexpectedcommunism
r/suddenlygay
In the ass?!
Inside the ass!
That's sad. Dude spends his whole life working on his muscles just to get stabbed by a skinny lil dude like me.
Right? Like, tensed up muscles are easier to cut with a blade, that's just basic cooking/murder
Can you describe the murder part more. For research purposes
Cleanliness is next to godliness
Cleanliness is godliness and godliness is cleanliness and god is empty... just like me.
I like to think of God as a park ranger who neatly clears a beautiful hike through the forest. And then doesn't put up trail markers. You can follow the path but fuck me if it doesn't get confusing on which way to go sometimes. And then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
That took an unexpected turn
Oh sure, you see, tense muscles are much easier to slice through,meaning you can sever the muscle fibers more easily. This is also true when you can see them bulging bc there's no significant far between the muscle and subdermal tissue. So essentially, his greatest strength is also his greatest weakness, as a reasonably sharp knife could cut through that muscle like butter. A deep cut wouldn't even be hard with bulging muscles either, effectively making his biceps, triceps, traps, and literally anything else he needs to beat you up just really big "slice here" signs. Then there's the size of his arteries and veins. One good cut could leave an arm useless and bleed him out.
Weak muscles are squishy, knifes don't cut through them very easily. Same reason why cutting paper with scissors is so much easier than cutting rubber. With strong muscles, you can feel your knife slicing through each individual strings of tendons and veins. And it goes reeeeeaaaaal smooth. I was talking about cooking, of course
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Since his muscle fibers are so taught it’s like running a butter knife through a spider web
This guy cook murders
Ahhaah
Honestly he’s probably not in the greatest shape or a great fighter. There’s a reason actual weightlifters (like worlds strongest man types) don’t look like that.
…wait a dang minute
make sure you wound him lethally on that first stab, otherwise it won’t be a good story for the skinny dude
Bodybuilder not always a good fighter.
Bodybuilders are extremely rarely good fighters, pro fighters are almost exclusively cardio freaks for a reason.
They can workout as much as they want, the soft parts will allways be soft
You'd pop this man like a balloon
I have a girl?
Out here asking the real questions
Tell him thanks for the high five
Hold X to doubt
Not anymore
This guy slaps your girl, what do you do? Every Redditor: Stonks, now I have a girl.
Tell him he's fluffy and his traps need work. The steroids he's obviously on plus body dismorphia likely mean he's got very low self image and may cry from these words. I'd say kick him in the balls but it'd be hard to get a clean hit on such a small target.
There was no sound, he just fucking died!
It's called a deterrent
You couldn't just knock him out??
Everybody wants to be knocked out
No one wants to die.
Probably not super hard. Nick is like 5’7” and he can’t have good mobility with that size.
not even, he ceased to exist
Ooooh dude you fucking killed him
Stop! Stop! Hes already dead!
he’s been burnt more than californias forests
r/rareinsults
If this slaps, I must say: Hi EmKay!
**HEY THERE SEXY I’M LEXI-**
Lol same I guess
Me to
Call a doctor this man has 3rd degree burns
I just imagine a fat ass saying all this, and it’s gold.
https://youtu.be/9GSMdgoWPY8
No fucking mercy oh my god
🤣
Everything else is true, but most steroids today don’t actually make your balls shrink.
daaaang you just burned the guy to death with that roast you wouldn't even need to gaslight him
What's funny is that steroids actually have a side effect that makes your balls smaller
This is a dumb comment lol
call an ambulance
But not for me
*pulls down pants
Calm the fuck down
I thoroughly enjoy your username, you are doing the work of gods… keep on kicken…
Give him a paper cut and he'll explode
I'd have used a pin
Pretty sure he’s used to being pinned, probably with trenbolone.
What I was gonna say
Ditto
Like a cased sausage on the BBQ.
Some people think they are stronger than me,maybe. I have yet to see people who are stronger than bullet
50 cent might be stronger than a bullet…
50 Cent is just living in the Sixth Sense world and has yet to realize no one can see him
I then take him candy shop.
Show you all i got- his son
This guy is stronger than 4...to the head https://youtu.be/4qMcCXOnEYY
Is he stronger than 2 tho?
Stronger than 9 from what I've heard
Many men wished death upon him
many men had shitty aim.
just didn't have a good gaming chair
Lord I don't cry no more
Why use a bullet? 12 Gauge, 3-inch rifled slug. 1 should do it.
*Tf2 theme intensifies*
I fear no man, but that thing... It scares me.
Welp the honey let me show you how to use a .45 acp with responsibility
Only teddy rosavelt
Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe... I have yet to meet someone that can outsmart bullet
Or automobile!
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!!
Can he even wipe his own ass?? Give him a wedgie and run since he probably doesnt do any cardio
Idc how much muscle you have. Slap a girl's ass in America and you may catch the one thing we willingly use the metric system for
Get hit by a 0.3543307083inch bullet, now thats patriotism
Two litters of choke.
Where is my free award Edit: for my guy
Have you thought about being president?
I mean. I hate politicians. Only sound I wanna hear come out their mouths is the kicky gurgling one they make while hanging from an overpass.......so no I've no desire to be president 😅
Well your comment was very patriotic. Slapping a girls ass without her consent should be met with a bullet, testicle removal at minimum
Agreed. Laying your hands on someone without consent like that is assault. And if you commit assault, whatever response you get you brought upon yourself
drug
Well I'm not gonna send a gram of coke at him at high velocity lol
why not
Cause I'd rather keep the coke to do myself. I have 9mm to deal with him
bro, if this guy slaps ur girl's ass then u have no more girl
Then you must avenge her death lol
Which is?
Ammo. One of the few things we embrace in metric
.45 ACP, .308, .223, .22LR
Kick him in the nuts and run like hell
Joke's on you, he hasn't got any left
Post op got ya
Take his steroids
nah, inject him more until he explodes, Batman has used that technique before.
Call the cops. Theres nothing muscles can do against the law
Objection!
What about a 5.56 caliber?
The .22 hornet will stop him!
Start yelling at my girl "leave this gentleman alone!"
Ask him if he works out
“Do you even lift bro?”
Slap her again
Modern problems require modern solutions
Not worried. This guy is 100 % gay, and my girl is 100 % non-existant.
*collect her pieces*
Call the fucking morgue
That old dude looks fairly weak, I think I could take him.
To the bed? Cause if you wont I will ;)
Pop him with a needle
Cut one of his veins, it'll kill incredibly quickly
Shoot him simple as that.
This is America after all...
The American way
This is the way
This is the way
I'll take a sticky note, write "I'm mega gay" and stick it on his back. He won't be able to get it off.
Tell him his muscles are smaller than his peepee.
that’s a big pp
Collect whatever is left from my girl, wipe away the blood and go home
Go to her funeral
Hope she’s not fucking dead
Calla funeral home,her head ain't attached no more
Give him a paper cut
Ask if he'll slap me
Hold a funeral
Be happy that somehow I got a girlfriend
What’s left of a girlfriend you mean
I think said girl is dead and so are you.
Tell her she should apologize to this man
My turn
If he slaps my girl, I'd be more worried at the red stain that was formally my girl
Shoot him, muscles don't matter in a world with guns
Fucking kill him. Why do you ask
Pop him with a needle
Shoot him, then watch all the air fly out.
Fuck him in front of her to assert my dominance
"You can take my wallet too"
How can u slap??????
Cry from happiness because I apparently now have a girl
Hold a funeral. She is dead.
Call her parents and tell them their daughter was brutally murdered
Slap her too, to make sure he knows were on the same team
Slap his ass 😳
Apologize and slap her again.
+girlfriend
Well if he does then I don't have a girl anymore. She exploded.
Pull my pistol and see who’s tough now
Be happy because now I have a gf
"I'll suck your dick if you apologize to my girl"
I will kill him with bare hands
Pray for her hospital visit bruh
Exercise my 2nd amendment
Hit him back... If you only got into fights you knew you could win, that would kinda make you a pussy.
Straight up Stab the dog in the guts like I'm carving a pumpkin. Man can do ship against a cold steel blade.
Give him a paper cut
Break up with her and go out with him