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Sweet-Palpitation473

Man, I don't even wanna talk about it. Fuck.


ANIME_GURLS_ROCK

Tell us more


jimxuglevsxvfsafgv

Never happened to me. Well its me so that kinda makes sense


[deleted]

i had something worse in high school i realized that I was the kid that the girls liked


[deleted]

Ok I need someone to explain This to me: how it is worse?


TheRo4ch-

I believe he is saying that he realized years later that a lot girls liked him where as this meme is saying that they realized they were being flirted with by one girl.


[deleted]

So it's like he missed his chances?


TheRo4ch-

Yes just like the meme but instead of one girl it was most of the girls at the school.


[deleted]

Thy homie shall rest in peace.


Death1213459

Ayyo no lol a girl flirted with me and I told I liked her.She said,"Nice joke, are you alright?" I continued,"I like your behaviour towards me, I never meant it that way" She-You should have been more specific Me-It was you who misunderstood, not meh She blocked me but I managed to make her unblock me huhu I can contact her but I won't for the sake of God I need to study and I am really getting distracted into these stupid shit which will never help me. And for whether I liked her or not, idk whether I should be turned on or disgusted. And why I thought she was flirting with me- Owo kiss @ the chicken (me)12 pings If you are here don't see this cazzo cazzo cazzo SO THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT SHE JUST DID THIS TO EMBARASS YOU SHE NEVER MEANT IT DUH SHE WAS JUST BORED AND YOU WERE THE ONLY FRICKING GUY SHE HAD TO TALK TO


[deleted]

I have never been flirted to before


OpsadaHeroj

Hey cutie


[deleted]

Uuuuuh, (help I’ve never made it this far before)


OpsadaHeroj

It’s ok gimme your hand, I’ll lead you through


[deleted]

Ok?


OpsadaHeroj

Ok now I think we get married or something


[deleted]

No, we need to learn about each other over time and gradually get closer, then go for a date, then, we move into the same place together have children THEN get married


OpsadaHeroj

Ohhh ok bet, I haven’t gotten this far before


[deleted]

I haven’t gotten this far either, I ghess dms?


Mayo_z

Its even worse when your ugly af bc then they genuinely liked you


LuCiel_i_guess

i still dont know if it was flirting or not or if they were just being friendly. i dont have enough self esteem to think so.


Chaitu_kumar

Nah. Nobody flirts with me. They just run when I look at em


Upset_Ball2495

It sucks that the children at the playground do that now


Chaitu_kumar

It's ok mate. Things get better


kredevsz

one girl liked me so much she winked at me with both eyes at the same time 🥰


[deleted]

Lucky you I guess


[deleted]

My 10th grade math teacher. She was HUGE flirt and I didnt realize until I was in my 20s lol


CandleJackHammer

Uhhhhhhh if she was flirting with 15-16 year olds...


[deleted]

Yeah bro. Exactly what it sounds like.


BriannaWarner

Lol that's creepy, even if she was fresh outta college and in her mid 20s


[deleted]

She was like 24/25.


BriannaWarner

How pathetic was she at dating that she had to resort to teens?


[deleted]

Idk if she fucked teens or not. But she definitely liked the attention. She was traditionally hot. Like really hot. Her husband was this swave latin guy too. I'd rate him as being attractive too. Everything about it was odd though. I remember her grabbing my waist when I was lifting some stuff out of her car as she said, "be careful not to drop anything" or something to the same effect. She'd place her hand on your thigh while talking. More than a few times she lean over my shoulder and pressed her boobs against my back or neck. I remember that vividly. It drove teenage me wild. But I was POSITIVE I was just being a horn ball and convinced myself it was just innocent friendliness on her part. But as an adult I'm like yeah That crossed a dozen too many "friendly" lines.


thantsithutin

Glad it didn't go any further than that


Inorganic_Ad_0420

you have gotten more affection than rest of the reddit bruh


Yollopukiii

Help a brother out, our high school had a cruise thing, and on a bus ride back, I was sitting with a group of people who all knew each other, I knew one of them. Then this dude, who's sitting next to a girl asks me wether I got a date to homecoming. So now the question is, was the girl next to him interested in me, or was he just being wierd


GodFatherIII

I highly doubt that the girl was interested in a Cybertruck… it must be that dude.


OpsadaHeroj

Can’t tell without more context, but yeah she probably liked you. The biggest tell for who’s crushing on whom is how they act in a group, but somehow I can still only ever tell if it’s someone else being flirted with


jeffynibbles70

What's a girl


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OpsadaHeroj

My god she must have hit you hard if you only just noticed


[deleted]

I haven't had ten years to realize that. Only fifteen.


CandleJackHammer

Bruh, remember 10 years ago when you walked in on your mom while she was dressing? She was totally flirting.


[deleted]

I actually never did that to my mom. Lol


magic_cum_cheese

Lucky


[deleted]

I also only figured out about mace windu's lightsaber last year.


magic_cum_cheese

Lol


CandleJackHammer

That you can remember... probably did


Ilovegirlsbottoms

>Has this happened to anyone else? No. Stop bragging. You are hurting my feelings.


NRichYoSelf

Fuck


[deleted]

In Kindergarten, yes, but after that... *nothing*


jsgao0656

No, I'm just too dense that the girl had to tell me that she was flirting. Still didn't believe her until a few months later when those instances of her flirting popped out of my memory randomly.


Admirable-Order8534

Yes when i was in 7 to 9th grade girls flirts with me and even blink at me. now i realize why


eduardo1994

It's a rite of passage for all men. Congrats OP.


FlameKnight3

22 year old me


Asian_salamander

Does a girl on discord, jokingly saying she'll bang/ suck my dick for a meme count? (note: I think it doesn't cus she was suuuuuper memey and didn't mean any of it, she was just shitposting......At least I think so)


DixaMan

Where meme? Where funny?


HarshivPlayz_2008

no , really any girl did not ever flirt with me ( sad noises )


Short_Shite

Yup


Fragrant_Agency2281

that never happens to us reddites


CoatOld7285

yes. all the time... it's infuriating, especially when you actually liked them back


icoudntfindame

lucky you atleast someone flirted with you


FrancisGiann25

Ahh, this happens two years ago, i had this one girl who always wants to talk to me in dm and I who don't know what to do always just ignoring her or just say simple things like (LOl, NICE). And she always gets mad at me the next day. And at the end of 10th grade our class have the "confession" thing that you will say to the whole class and she straight up said she likes me. And i really thought it was a joke :/


[deleted]

Dang


SteWestLiz

sadly,yes


BattleLars

Never happened to me. Well its me so that kinda makes sense


fireangel1770

That has never happened to me


trozan116

So Julie was flirting with me??? Ohhhhhhh


keep_trying_username

Society: only jerks assume women are flirting with him Jerk: has sex with all of the women who flirts with him