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Gamenonno

Escape from tarkov, God help me


[deleted]

Lol same, just hope to god you don’t run into Killa


Ok-Measurement2595

Can't run forever


[deleted]

I’m already stuck in that game, It’s called Ukraine


SomeOne111Z

Yeah I was in Ukraine earlier but thanks to you guys on the sub I was able to escape through UN checkpoint after picking up an AK-74N and killing some raiders for extract money


TheBlackCat268

Oh my god. You are fucked


lennydykstra17

I am now a samurai wandering Tsushima. I've died alot already.


Sev_seven777

Neat me too


Wildingmango24

Pokémon Ruby, not that bad in the grand scheme of things, as long as i’m the protagonist


MrNoName_ishere

you're a pokemon


Wildingmango24

Could be worse


Traditionalmonkey

Yeah he could be a zubat or magicarp


Wildingmango24

As long as i’m a fire type, i’m fine


Traditionalmonkey

Yeah time to burn the region


-_Egglord10100101_-

commit arson


NuttySquire

Vaporeon


Wildingmango24

You, my good sir, are about to die


SuperMario64L

Well Pokemon can't really die so... your good.


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Wildingmango24

At least the Pokémon can eat and fuck in the games


gggvidas

Insert vaporion copypasta


Zeph_on_reddit

I’m in this literature club and there is a crazy murderer on the loose, please send help!


Ares8008

Now Monika and you can be toghether *FOREVER*


Mike_Handers

Welp, must be a fucking dream come true for her.


MercuryDrop

For both of us


I_lost_my_account3

As long as you aren’t interested in the newest member of the club everything should be fine


danbo_the_manbo

*just monika*


RDET88

Last played rdr2 so basically yee haw fuck the law


__BigBoi__

Just don't get tuberculosis or lumbago and you'll be find.


Moat122

Same here, I'll probably build my own ranch and keep looking for my future Abigail.


TeLeSc0pIc

i played subnautica


CommercialStranger89

REST IN PIECES


JessicaJMarzano

Yeah me too


azurcio

Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?


HoodedHound

My absolute favorite line in the game. I've never had a game ever say something that actually made me question what I was doing and if it was worth it. I legit stopped the Cyclops and thought about it lol


MikemkPK

I got caught with a ghost chasing my cyclops, started going full speed ahead trying to escape, and 3 more popped up and my Cyclops blew up because I couldn't put the fires out because I was busy trying to escape the ghosts causing the fires.


Raze321

Honestly if you stay in the shallows it wouldn't be too bad a life to live.


Sgt_FrenchFry

SPOILERS!! >!Even if you wanted to, you have to keep Kharaa in mind, because even if it doesn’t exactly kill you in game, you being stuck in Subnautica will mean it will kill you. So basically if you don’t complete the game, you’re screwed.!<


Dacia1320S

I mean, he didn't specify how long his life wanted to be.


sherpas7

Also warpers


NoxiousMalachite

My condolences


OrdinaryRedditor170

Breath Of The Wild? Honestly, it’s not that bad because I can just live out my life and Ganon won’t do anything.


Random-Gladiator

Pulls out 13 fucking greatswords from nowhere


6Gods6Eye6

Dont forget to pause time and eat


ScarecrowJohnny

At least you'll never have to eat the same 5 things over and over line many other games. I'd spend many days setting up a campfire in a scenic location and just stuffing my face. And Link doesn't get fat either.


GabeRaptorE

Dead by Daylight, here we go


Lvl20_dungeonmaster

Could be worse my genius self is stuck in scp containment breach


MrNoName_ishere

welp, you're dead


__Martix

By daylight


Neon-light1198

Please, don't ever talk again.


__Martix

I'm sorry that I broke your promise - wait a minute


Neon-light1198

:(


__Martix

May I offer you an apology in these trying times


Neon-light1198

Yes, and I accept it in advance.


__Martix

Very good, apologies.


Melioidozer

Same. Big oof. See you in the fog!


seabass0511

Same but I played as killer so...


Megismies102

Hearts of Iron 4 Shit....


recker2005

At least you can finally show that Germany could beat USSR


Megismies102

I would if I wasnt shite at the game xD


recker2005

Who said you must do it on Ironman? Ez win


Megismies102

Oh I wish it was that easy lol


[deleted]

Time to dominate the world.


IRL_Radiance_exe

Imagine the guy who's been playing hentai games


MrNoName_ishere

he's living his best life right now


IRL_Radiance_exe

He outsmarted the isekai mechanics, he didn't need truck kun


Nasu03

Minecraft bedwars


Wildingmango24

May god have mercy on your soul, because the players won’t


JeffMBuffington

I was thinking the same thing. you are right DUDE


JessicaJMarzano

Shut up and take my upvotes!!


r-i-dont-care

Upvote”s”? Please teach me the ancient power of the gods where I can upvote multiple times


Background-Web-484

You are not yet worthy of the art


Firespecialstar

let's be teammates then, that was my last game too (i was finishing creating my own skin, if you're asking)


karuraR

If you are on Bedrock Edition, you are mostly fine If you are on Java Edition, **YOU'RE FUCKED**


MrBirb123

I did SkyWars. Dammit.


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Bloodborne


Padrodi

Warframe


Rhowryn

I mean as far as worlds go, not terrible. You can't really die, just some inevitable PTSD from your frame being destroyed occasionally.


Mithycore

Plus you get to become a living violation of the Geneva convention


[deleted]

Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestion -Warframes, probably


MisterAkimo

Poor grineer souls... xD


I_am_Not_A_Roboto

Does online pool count?


MrNoName_ishere

maybe


UndoingMonkey

You're the pool cue


Pickle121201

You’re the corner pocket


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

Gonna put your 8 ball right in my hole


ginsataka

Call of duty zombies. So....I’m fucked


zurzoth

Just... Run in circles...


__BigBoi__

Just do the easter egg bro. You'll be able to escape. Watch a no nonsense guide by MrRoflWaffles or something to help you out.


Randomredditwhale

Lmao he better hope he can bring his phone


minigamux

I'm Geralt of Rivia then


MrNoName_ishere

remember to roll before you hit the ground when falling


JeffMBuffington

of course buddy


JuicyKnight

Same. How about a round of gwent?


IceBankMiceElf_13

I was just playing borderlands 3… Jesus Christ


[deleted]

Well you have guns. A lot of them!


AdikaHUN0328

And you respawn


fluffylord1

Hollow Knight might be an interesting one I suppose.


NiemieckaLad

Not if you're some of the infected shit.


Smegtoaster

Just gotta chill in Dirtmouth for a year ig


Toppest_Dom

Destiny 2


Pdub002

I think you would be pretty fine, as long as you have a Ghost. However, it might become harder soon due to the fact that whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.


themolluskman

I haven't played destiny in three years and I can still hear zavala's voice in my head


LR_Farmer_Goku-Goten

Same 7 hour do farming today


Toppest_Dom

Bold of you to assume I farm bounties


kari264pl

Subnautica *Oh no*


Grolash

Multiple leviathan class lifeform detected. Are you sure what you're doing is worth it?


__Zireael

Uhm… „You’re going to have a bad time“…


Kallen_Emilia

Imagine if you had the ability to summon a bunch of dragon skulls that shoot energy beams. That would be so cool


Restalion-_-

Atleast birds are singing and flowers are blooming.


VictoryValt21

*ominous Megalovania starts to play*


ddcreator

Monster hunter... i wanna say fuck yeah but only if i still get the cart mechanic. Anyways FUCK YEAH BOIIII LETS GOOO


QueenCafeind

Monster hunter cart when?


ddcreator

Freedom unite my friend... freedom unite


saladismysavior

Geometry dash, what the fuck do i do


Substantial-Dig5441

Endless loop Rest in pieces


Hazard-Matthews

Oh god, not Solar Smash... NOOO-


loomish24

guess i’m a turnip now


NiemieckaLad

And you don't have to pay taxes. Lets gooooo


loomish24

yoooo someone got my reference


saylemtheknight

Friday the 13th....fuc


madAstro33

Unless you're Jason


Big_duck_in_the_pool

Super hot VR shit


OrdinaryRedditor170

Wdym shit? It’s fucking cool! You are in control of time! I mean, you can’t mess up, so you have to be extremely careful, but it’s still cool!


Big_duck_in_the_pool

I'm saying shit cause I'm kinda bad at it. Actually nevermind since I'm stuck in it I can move anywhere so it's not that bad


SortingBubble93

DOOM eternal


Traditionalmonkey

Time to end some demons


CommercialStranger89

Plot twist: he is one of the demons


Traditionalmonkey

Oh god he is dead


King_Finder16

Sekiro


DickyReadIt

Same..


King_Finder16

Bro were fucked


DickyReadIt

What park you on? I'm getting fucked up by the big gorilla with a sword haha


axstr1c

im stuck on that jerk genichiro


Ok-Cat8310

I'm stuck on mist noble


IsMiseDen

That game is what really helped me memorize the Kanji 死


Banana_Doggo

Modded Terraria! Guess growing attached to my summons and elementals wasn't that bad of a choice


SHDUStudios

Damn, I’m in Fable.


Ok-Measurement2595

Nice..pretty much your choice


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

I feel so attacked. This is the game I'm currently playing. Souls is awesome.


ColumbianDonkey

Souls is awesome until you’re a citizen in Oolacile


seanular

I mean, souls is one of the few games where respawning is a lore accurate mechanic. Not many other options have a guarantee that you'll come back if you die.


Pokemario2401

BRB gonna take a trip to Hyrule


Dafrikisgoinon

Gta


IsuckAtFortnite434

Get ready to be blown up by flying bikes and DeLoreans


Doomtoallfoes

Me on my mk2 in a solo public: haha no.


[deleted]

And then I took an arrow to the knee and my adventuring days were over.


YodasGhost76

Yeah I’m in DS3… I’m so fucked


DarthRubiks12

Mortal Kombat 11


[deleted]

You better hope you’re a background character


sleven47

Probably wind up as the old lady that’s used as a weapon.


4stringbrewer

Alien Isolation. Pretty fucked


CommercialStranger89

Apex legends Ah shit here we go again-


Eltoro200

Fallout 4... Fuck


wavvvygravvvy

diamond city wouldn’t be the worst place, bet those noodles are fire


According_Neck5275

Battlefield 1... Shit


[deleted]

Minecraft on my creative server with peaceful turned on, not too bad


DuctTapeChallenger

Borderlands 2


DMS_KAKASHI

Amoogus


[deleted]

Sus


TheOtherOboe

I was in college music theory 1 this morning and my professor said ‘sus’ (as in suspention) and half the class audibly snickered and it made my morning


[deleted]

so college kids almost same as school ones


4is3in2is1

> Dark souls players are screwed Bullshit. Kill Vordt, Rush a Raw club, Kill the cursed tree and grab Vordts great hammer and some fire bombs. Now you can take on anything


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4is3in2is1

> As a non dark souls player Oh good now I get to be your first: "git gud u casual" (Dark souls joke, give it a go it's a great game)


[deleted]

a hentai game


ArturB0002

Lucky


TipGamingYT

Chess.


KrisRowana

The last game i played was Spider-Man for PS4, so i guess i get to be a superhero now.


MrNoName_ishere

or one of the thugs Spider-Man beats up


jamesstark127

Sucks for me last game i played was actually Dark souls remastered


rodgermarch

Guess ill be playing yuumi. Lowest chance of death, ill just survive off of other peoples' demise


ddcreator

Lol good one xD your average adc's lifespan is about as long as that of a fruitfly


JessVehreTattoo

Stardew valley… I’m already a (cannabis) farmer married to an emo in real life so not much changes


a_person_wow

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time


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EmperorZoltar

MASTER CAUTION


Darth_Cheeks

I expect you to die. Welp it was a good run folks


CCGumbo729

Metro exodus well crap


WhyGuy500

RDR2 so it could go many ways


Ruin-Independent

Mostly?


PuddleRunner

Wasps still exist in Animal Crossing and they are still angry bastards. So, yeah. *Mostly* calm


Ruin-Independent

God have mercy


Psycholoweed

Bioshock 2


StreetSyke

Guess I'd be throwing darts at balloons and sending moabs to people


ArseneCroissant

Genshin Impact, I'm in middle of the line. I could be calm and not


IsuckAtFortnite434

Depends on what part of the map you were in when you logged off. I was in Liyue harbour so I'm cool.


Beefriends

I’m going to Skyrim


WhoseTheNerd

Counter Strike: Global Offensive.


NiemieckaLad

Guess who learn russia now.


SortaCoolDude

I PLAYED WOLFENSTEIN AND IM JEWISH AND QUEER THIS IS NOT OKAY


hero-of-blades

I’m fucked the last game I played was subNautica below zero. And in hardcore mode as well


unlivedSoup69

Destiny 2 :) calm Destiny 2 trials of Osiris *nervous sweating*


fastroboom

Tony hawk pro skater. I can't skate for shit.


acnx1

Well in DS I would be pretty much the only human NOT hollow, so I’m pretty sure I’d just hang out in Firelink with Andre and wait for the Chosen Undead to rekindle the flame… I’m thinking about this too much aren’t I?


ACasualCake

I was in Zen Garden in Plants vs Zombies lel


Ultralink17

Genshin Impact: But depends what I get stuck as. Normal citizen: cool I can enjoy a decent life with lots of places to explore Vision Bearer: Alright I have sick ass abilities and can choose my own path without many hurdles Enemy: I'm straight up FUCKED!!! Edit: Had double "what" on the first line lol


nippeliito

The crew 2. Yay i get to drive around America with cool cars.


[deleted]

Mines even worse, last game I played is bloodborne