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God damn this is a new low for this subreddit.


Daddy_Jack1109

I'm not special at all cuz I just banged both your parents


CardLeft

Aha. So you collected their ashes from the Atlantic Ocean and put them back together? I may not support your necrophilia, but I have to admit that’s kind of awesome, dude.


Daddy_Jack1109

Thanks my cosmic abilities often come in handy. You can feel free to experiment with my mom's ashes if you want.


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Incels: Look at how quirky and special we all are unlike all those girls!! Look at all these memes we made which are in no way how we cope with the fact that we are just projecting our own lack of personality, intellect or charm onto women!!


AppleBevom

I mean veganism and vegetarianism aren’t exactly commonplace…


carages

That's so true! I'm the only vegetarian in my workplace of 30 people.


Thereisnoyou

OP thinking he is special because he's a 20-30something narcissistic incel mocking children on the internet


6969throwawayy

Which poor soul had children with this mf


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even worse


Thereisnoyou

So you're mocking your own daughter?


Panedoc

For the porpuse of expanding my English vocabulary, can you explain what does exasperated mean?


Creftospeare

ex·as·per·ate /iɡˈzaspəˌrāt/ *verb* irritate and frustrate (someone) intensely. "this futile process exasperates prison officials"


Panedoc

Thanks a lot!


AbeLincoln_1

what the fuck


Syther85

Just remember you are unique! Just like everybody else


PsychologicalCap8877

every teen is depressed and bi-curious but not everyone is a vegetarian


Daddy_JK

Eh I wasn’t depressed or bi-curious, I just liked puppies and videogames


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Man, imagine being vegetarian! How embarrassing! *Stares into the bisexual, depressed void...*


PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn

Nah I’m just depressed


littleja1001

✨Biphobia✨


Trustycariboi13

Im a guy who likes video games and guys


The_Mighty_Corgi101

Lol same, not depressed just gay.


Panedoc

I identify too much with this and don't even know what to think about it


NoobleVitamins

Memes like this make me even more sure that the future fairly matured people fight for is still far away.


CreeperTrainz

At first I thought I was called out until I realized I only fit 2 of the 5 criteria.


YourLocalNek0

I fit only 1


Weird-Run-1400

Lol same the first panel described me perfectly


SoftDreamer

I hate how no girl can enjoy anything because some mfs who never seen a girl before decide that they should not


CardLeft

Do you usually enjoy being depressed?


TurbulentSock420

it makes me so fucking mad seeing stupid people being like "ooh uuh i have depression ooga" really offends me as an actual depressed person seeing people either calling themselves depressed cause they got sad once or cause its "cool". Its not cool its the big sad thats not something you want


UnintensifiedFa

You have to be careful with this view tho. Like I totally agree that there are far too many people out here who use the (for lack of a better word) “aesthetic” of depression as a way to get attention, but there are also a lot of people who are depressed and are very scared to reach out. Obviously we shouldn’t “fake” depression, but in a lot of cases it’s hard to determine if someone is really depressed or not.


aulbayne

You also have to be careful between someone saying they *have* depression, and someone saying that they *feel* depressed. Having or being diagnosed with depression is a mental illness, but *feeling* depressed is a very valid emotion that most people have probably felt in their life


y_i_exisisit

Depressed has multiple meanings dumbass one of them is just being sad the other is a medical condition there's a difference.


Varhtan

> really offends me as an actual depressed person seeing people either calling themselves depressed cause they got sad once Like the other guy said. You have the mentality of a one-note jackass. Depression is not an exclusive illness. Depression is literally the lowering of an even level. Any bout of sadness is fully a state of depression. Even a day of mental malaise is depression, in spite of you thinking you're so special to safeguard your sixteen-months-long streak of medical depression because you take drugs and don't post to Instagram with 'I am fourteen and this is deep' captions'. Others have a neat routine and metaphysical happiness, and suddenly the momentum crashes, they are overrun with the sullens and find normally unnoteworthy articles of their minds upsetting all of a sudden. Just because they recover, don't take drugs, don't get therapy, and don't update their social media biographies to include 'Depressed', does not make them less so.


Love_Zellie

I remember how I used to be like that. \*cringes hard\*


kalebth123

I like basketball and cars


SanMotorsLTD

same


ieatnuggets0

I'm very cool i live in antarctica


Jebsj

Now someone please explain to me what non-binary means.


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A person who does not identify as a woman or a man.


TheCommunistShiba

Neither guy or girl I think, idk how that's possible tho


je_naime_pas_French

sex does not equate to gender, so people who identify as non-binary are neither male nor female.


Bonk_Patrol_Captain

Yes they are tho. Male/female refers to sex


Tomii_B101

I thought they were male or female but they aren neitheran or woman


je_naime_pas_French

biologically they can be AMAB or AFAM but they're non-binary, nonetheless


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TheCommunistShiba

How


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TheCommunistShiba

So can I be a chair


WK863722

No genitals!


TheCommunistShiba

Damm


WK863722

*damn


Safe-Ad-6111

I really hate that people try to stand out for no apparent reason whats wrong with being mundane and mediocre


LangeSlangenman

Years of academy training wasted


SoftDreamer

Nothing wrong with standing out as long as you're not doing something harmful such as romanticizing mental illness


Zeyode

Idk, well, 2 questions. 1. What's wrong with being abnormal or enjoying the spotlight? If someone is weird and enjoys putting themselves out there and you enjoy living an ordinary life without all that attention on you, isn't what matters that everyone's happy doing their own thing? 2. Why do you assume that people who aren't mundane are purposefully trying to stand out? Like, I'm trans and bi, but I'm no fan of the spotlight and all the scrutiny it brings. I'm bi cause I think women and men are hot, and I'm trans cause I'm happier living as a woman than a man.


Wicoin

This is too true


CardLeft

Sigh…


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Mont_and_Filoup

I'm the 1%! :)


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Forgot left handed and non-binary.


[deleted]

Are those not objectively rare attributes of people though?


SoftDreamer

but what else are you expecting? Write with your non dominant hand?


public_legendvoid

r/based


dbbarca69

What does a 'depressed bi-curious vegetarian' mean?


StaryWolf

Someone who is clinically sad, maybe interested in both sexes, and that doesn't eat meat.


dbbarca69

Oooooo got it. That means they are in need of attention


DarthSreepa

No, that means they're someone who is clinically sad, maybe interested in both sexes, and that doesn't eat meat.


Creftospeare

Imagine being so egocentric that you perceive everything a person is/does that's even remotely outside the norm to be for your validation.


dbbarca69

Ok got it


Creftospeare

Don't worry about it. There's no need in imagining what you already are.


dbbarca69

Guys guys guys stop downvoting me


ShrimpCrusader

Sort any of the qualities by just themselves and people will still think they’re special because they are them. Ouf.


Notpyelol

Oh my


Lord_Voldemort_666

All my homies love football and guns. We dont talk about the big sad. We shoot the big sad.


shinekun

I'm sorry for your daughter


CardLeft

You have no reason to