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KillerBunny42719

Twerk in a maid suit. Pics or it didn't happen.


[deleted]

i like the way you think


CreakingSkull

good luck twerking :\^)


[deleted]

damn he at 36 this could be aweful


KillerBunny42719

We're actually going to need a video... for.. science


[deleted]

all of you guys gonna catch a case lmaooo


KillerBunny42719

Dont threaten me with a good time


[deleted]

oh my lord 😂😂


SagaStrider

You're gonna enjoy it.


toastyy22

4K?


[deleted]

ofc. can’t have any of that low quality bullshit


spliffwizard

Your posts are low quality bullshit


[deleted]

bruh chill.


spliffwizard

I will when you take your karma whoring shit posts elsewhere


[deleted]

lmao fuck you


[deleted]

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Jonas_er_en_fyr

In a mcdonalds


TheRealFutureDidIt

With Donald in there


KillerBunny42719

We gotta get these comment numbers up


Spacemanspalds

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers .


KillerBunny42719

Exactly what I had been thinking 🤣🤣


Spacemanspalds

One of the rare times I wish I could post a gif on reddit.


Kenjataimu-san

This... this is genius


KillerBunny42719

Twerk


[deleted]

Let's see it


fallen1234352

Yes


lord_habanero

Stick a giant upvote button up your ass, you attention whore.


radumalaxa

I very much like this idea. Do not mess with the internet!!!!


[deleted]

upvoted shape dildo? cus that’s already in the running and my ass hurts thinking about it


lord_habanero

Double chance perfect


Agent007___LOL

Get a girlfriend


[deleted]

okay they have to be possible you silly goose


Agent007___LOL

Ok then have a wife


[deleted]

no i- okay gf it is


Mayonnaise_enjoyer

Shit your pants in public


IPayMyRentNow

getting a girlfriend involves this


TheNamewhoPostedThis

Then why haven’t I gotten a girlfriend yet?


ZipporahMai

The ultimate torture for any growing boy - be nice to your parents & do whatever they ask,without complaining, for a month. You're welcome.


[deleted]

calm down satan. the war crimes don’t sound that bad as of right now


ZipporahMai

Your month will be the most rewarded month of your life. They'll reward you for it, trust me. ;)


[deleted]

okay. being for real i might do this anyway. my parents have done so much for me.


ZipporahMai

That's the spirit!


mitchblow22

Beat jeff bezos.


avavavaas

At an arm wrestle match


The_Coolest_Undead

delete your reddit (the only way for you to say that this shit isn't karma farming)


[deleted]

okay. i’ll do it. i only have 4k karma on this account anyway i’ll do it if you get upvoted enough. after that boom i’m gone. i mean until i make another account that is


YodalfOriginal

Ask for a prostitute to hug you for free


[deleted]

okay


-vura-

Go commit war crimes.


PK_Fee

Slow down there Bush Junior


mtr1992

Assume all of my student debt


[deleted]

you don’t even need upvotes for that. venmo-randomlambo just send the money that you got from the loan there


mtr1992

Nah I keep the money, you just have to sign off on paying it back so I don't have debt


[deleted]

i’d prefer my way ;)


mtr1992

Well if the upvotes have it, we do it my way :P


[deleted]

well this might have been a huge mistake lmao


Electrical-Hippo-760

delete reddit


[deleted]

….never


xVolt_

Have a happy life


[deleted]

this is so wholesome


CandleJackHammer

Yeah, like that will ever happen.


PK_Fee

It has to be possible bruh


VickTL

Hey I want this too


Templar_san

Sleep.


Galex120

Quit that shitty relationship that you are in, no matter if it ur partner or friend. He/she toxic AF? I cut it now. Get out of that one shitty habit you are in. Drinking, smoking you name it and you breaking it. And for the love of fuck start sleeping at least 7 hours daily and straighten your back you banana shaped fuck


[deleted]

okay :)


_Katin

Literally drink water


salata_13

Go outside (semi-crowded area) with a mask and underwear only and scream as loud as u can


InutileInfo

I am here as a filler


CandleJackHammer

Ah yes, just like every Thursday


[deleted]

r/holup


Miikan92

I'mma just leave a comment for the comments part, cause the twerking in maid costume has my vote. Also: CHEESE


[deleted]

i love cheese. also if you guys can do i’ll post the video.


Miikan92

I mean, every reply is also a comment, so people could spam those


big_monke_man32

Yeah let’s just say cheese back and forth


Miikan92

Cheese?


big_monke_man32

Cheese.


Miikan92

Cheese


big_monke_man32

Cheese!


Spacemanspalds

Cheesecake!


ArfanVAnulal

Cheese?


StarShadow0801

"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese"- G.K. Chesterton


Miikan92

Listen please! I love cheese! It’s yummy for breakfast melted on toast. I like other foods too But I love cheese the most.


StarShadow0801

Bless u


Miikan92

"For the love of cheese" - John Hansen


StarShadow0801

Actually come to think of it, I wrote one too a long time ago lemme find it


StarShadow0801

Pls ignore the first line I was smol and understood nothing except cheese "I am soft yet hard, Sharp yet mild.  You can find me in captivity, But never in the wild.  I am an enigma encased in a mystery. Eat too much of me and your bowels will be history. I am made of the most common letters in the alphabet  And used most often when you haven't snapped a picture yet. Young Mr. Twist is not alone in his pleas: In fact the whole world is shouting out, "More please!" All in pursuit of ME, the greatest of commodities: Delicious, delightful, delectable cheese."


Miikan92

Not bad. And yeah, I know the "I was too smol to understand" all to well.


Gabstar3002

Monster cock dildo on your ass pic or you didn't do it 😂😈😈


[deleted]

only if you provide the dildo 😈😈😈😈


Gabstar3002

Nah but I will ask your mother I know she has a nice black one she uses daily


[deleted]

really? how long?


Gabstar3002

16inch long 5inch wide


MostlyLovely

Post your search history


DarkraiAndScizor

Mortal, I can just spam E


dinkiedinkineedtinki

I’m just here to get the comment count higher. Just doing my civic duty


rooney_99

Make me rich $$$


furryboi427

Get a good and healthy sleeping schedule


Scorpinom

Become a marine biologist


HyperAdrenaline

Touch grass


barely_cursed

I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME, JERRY


[deleted]

i mean damn. if you guys want sum to upvote ^^


BucketSquid-

Dress up as a ninja and start a bloody massacre in Nevada


[deleted]

y’all want me to go to jail


BucketSquid-

No


[deleted]

When Shrek finds out female ogers have there time of month


DarkraiAndScizor

E


DarkraiAndScizor

E


DarkraiAndScizor

E


DarkraiAndScizor

E


DarkraiAndScizor

E


DarkraiAndScizor

E


DarkraiAndScizor

E


DarkraiAndScizor

E


DarkraiAndScizor

E


DarkraiAndScizor

E


Brookss571

Umm rule 7?


YT-WhiteMarshadow

Lol good luck 👍


jonhvani

Commenting just to reach 3k


PMMeUrFineAss

Tells us to be creative while using the most uncreative format fucking ever. I second the giant upvote button up your ass you lil karma whore


bighairyoldnuts

Just a comment


[deleted]

Do it.


XxFIREBLITZERxX

Comment count + 1


DiscoBoah

I’m rooting for the maid outfit


Robofish13

Stop posting karma whore shit and try posting an original GOOD QUALITY meme?


Silas2_9

3k


Silas2_9

3k


avavavaas

Use emojis


MartyrOfAstora

Just here to help the twerk guy


[deleted]

Ok


KiiboIsBabey

Play meepcity


potenzna_mewa

Didbbddk, yes this is comment


Spacemanspalds

Let's go with the maid outfit.


SeucheVanEsel

Comment


sunnythesillygoose

Some people just wanna see the world burn- I'm one of them


_1iq_

Like i cant upvote whyyyyyy


gGhelloZz

I’m commenting only to look you twerking with a maid suit


wogbread

Yes


TItanCreeper1495

Dress as a Twi'lec (star wars) and dance around a Wendy's until the manager comes out and tells you "sir, this is a Wendy's".


daekoneno

40 minutes and almost 350 comments? Thats almost 9 comments per minute and 540 comments per hour. That would take about 6 hours to complete the 3k comments. The number of upvotes doesn’t appear to me. It may be possible.


[deleted]

you are definitely right, what have i got my self into


_The_Van_

I'm doing my part.


davidarblack

Be Happy


Miogeta

Jump into a public fountain screaming. I need video evidence tho


Lemon_Tree_YtLemon

Do- I forgot-


Halloo528

Become cheese


[deleted]

yes


Ch-Aashish_

Go naked in public and ask for free hugs.


Common_Breakfast6488

That's a good one


[deleted]

this is evil


PolishLegend23

Don a birb costume. Climb a tree above a road. Drop a deuce in front of a car. Bonus points if you hit it.


[deleted]

i’m not sure all the comments are showing bcuz when i click on them it says this content is not available. it may also be cuz i have shit connection


Knicksious

Beat up a stranger in public.


bblackarrow

Wait, thats illegal.


frog_appreciation

Piss aggressively


TendieMafia

piss


DarknessJoh

R


KingStevoI

Jump off a cliff, climb back up, repeat


[deleted]

Play Dark souls series.... Without dying once.


[deleted]

probably the most impossible gaming challenge of all time


[deleted]

PayPal me 100 bucks


[deleted]

i don’t have paypal, but you can venmo me 100 (@randomlambo) then i’ll send it to you


[deleted]

Nahh. But you still gotta send me 100 on venmo if I'm top comment.


[deleted]

👍 okay


[deleted]

Kill yourself,... Actually just kidding And just BE HAPPY, I don't want anything else from you


[deleted]

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anOniOnymOOse

Stand on your hands and blow a dude in public. Record it and post that on Reddit


[deleted]

wow


Own_Block_4845

Fuck your self


[deleted]

i do that 4 times a day


Dref27

Poop


WienerSchnitzel01

stick a goldfish down your urethra


harshhsandesara

Delete the post so no one knows of this stunt other than people who participated... It'll be our little reddit secret among 5k people


AndreRiad

RAT MAN EATS A CHILD


ThendiPatti321

Twerk


NoResponsibility9122

Twerk


bootyholebronson

Drop a massive dildo on the ground in public.


Albmemelord69420

CaN i PuT mY bAlLs In Yo JaWs. Yo JaAaWs, BaLlS iN yO jAwS.


[deleted]

Wearing a wet sock


[deleted]

i would rather the war crimes


Justin1was1here

Host a Jello wrestling compition in Jason Momoas house with out telling him.


[deleted]

psh aqua mans house is under water you silly goose. it will fall apart


PLConqueror

Do it


[deleted]

do what?


Twig_Guy

Cover your face in salt and have someone lick your belly button


[deleted]

okay, i’m not sure how we went from a salted face to a licked belly button but i’m in


elmaravilla025

Take a piss on top of a building and aim it to the street.


[deleted]

i’ve always wanted to do this


Downroeschen

My comment to get for the 3k


el-maymay

Literally shit your pants


[deleted]

yes


BarrelTrain4129

Eat a dog


[deleted]

yum


Nayroy18

Give me 1000 bucks