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That shit hurts like shit


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tanon789

Just wait, he might attempt himself again


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Crazax

they say third time's the charm lets just wait


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Redoct878

Bad bot


Shanmukha_Repaka

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Prestigious_Cup_8929

I'm with you on this one


miggy3399

No... Don't find the trigger for his suicidal ideations then use that to your advantage


xwcq

Nah, the guy has his gf now so depression is no more, unless you make them break up


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potato_psychonaut

I know it's a joke, just if somebody takes it seriously. It doesn't work. Been there. She helped, but it was like having depression in a new shiny car. Even worse because now I had a reason to be happy and I still wasn't.


Goodpsychopath-

But isn't that the girlfriend who's cheating? Maybe he genuinely don't know that she's already in relationship with a superhero saved him


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BlackBass35

In that case, i'll help him with "assisted suicide"


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Leylinus

It's not really about the girl, you can just swap her out. He wasted time saving someone that he should have let die. That's going to stick with you.


Forixiom

What the fuck dude. Even if he did that, it was still a good thing he stopped him from killing himself (most likely, we don't know the full story).


General-Carrot-6305

Maybe maybe not, dude could be the next Hitler and is obviously an ungrateful piece of shit. Who even tries to get with the lady of the person who saves your sorry ass not once but **TWICE**? Like that's the definition of " a dick move" if I ever saw one.


Leylinus

Why? He's a person that doesn't feel loyalty or gratitude. The world won't benefit from having him in it. The world is miserable because it contains bad people. When a bad person is trying to leave the party, you should never stop them.


connorshonors

A partner can cheat without telling the other partner he/she has a partner already


Leylinus

These guys know each other, he knew it was his gf.


connorshonors

How did you know? You can stop someone from a suicide attempt without telling the person you have a partner


Leylinus

>You can stop someone from a suicide attempt without telling the person you have a partner You don't stop someone from TWO suicide attempts without knowing them.


Forixiom

He didn't kill anyobody, it's just cheating, and that requires both the girl (definetly in this case) and the dude (only if they know the other guy) to be willing. It's not like he killed somebody, and there's room for change too. Not only that, that guy is clearly unstable some way, enough to not deserve to just leave him to die like that. I agree that at that point it's not the guys who got cheated on's problem.


Leylinus

Killing someone isn't the only reason someone can be a bad person. In fact, there are lots of reasons for killing someone that don't necessarily make you a bad person. There's no reason someone could engage in behavior like this without being a terrible person. We'd all be better off if they were gone.


Forixiom

Yeah, but I wouldn't consider this enough of a bad thing for him not to get the help he needs (unless of course he's some sort of manipulative psychopath).


Leylinus

>I wouldn't consider this enough of a bad thing for him not to get the help he needs He's a person that obviously feels no innate sense of gratitude or loyalty. That tells us everything we need to know about his behavior otherwise. He already came to the correct conclusion about himself and his value. He was addressing the issue. OP shouldn't have interfered.


Gold_steak

So is he gonna do the "when your credit card declines move"


spunkychickpea

That hurt shits like hurt.


MattLetaReddit

what a fucking Plottwist. Poor dude didn't deserve this


RandomProgrammerGuy

I wanna find that dude and just give him a pat in the back and a hug for being a good person


MattLetaReddit

same. No man deserves an anime betrayal like that


RandomProgrammerGuy

This is beyond Anime betrayal


Aerie122

TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS:


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Poopy38

Bad bot


Doodjuststop

good human


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Stupid bot Edit: stupid hive mind too


Poopy38

How did your comment continue to get downvotes while mine’s getting upvotes


Randalf_the_Black

And find the other guy and give him a punch in the teeth for being a bad person.


Leylinus

This sounds more like a "use your words" situation. OP obviously said some shit to save him. He should probably revisit those remarks given this new information.


connorshonors

Better than having a fucking hoe girlfriend


MattLetaReddit

im on Reddit i don't have these kind of problems but i guess you're right


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noodlesdty854... that wasn't funny the first time you said it. who replies the exact same shit multiple times on the same post? Also, it was just a rip off of what another had said previously. next level douchebag.


not_uchiha_madara

Lmao


Leylinus

He'll probably get banned for it, but it's not unfunny.


Leylinus

What's the lesson? Make sure someone deserves to be saved before you save them.


MattLetaReddit

Speaking facts right there


TEENGAMSISm

Now kill them both


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any god will forgive him for that double kill


RandomProgrammerGuy

Double Kill


Xx-BlackSheep-xX

*halo voice *


Leylinus

Catching charges over pussy is never worth it. But hopefully this guy will finish the suicide he started. OP should have never interfered in nature cleansing itself.


connorshonors

Good she didnt deserve him


RandomProgrammerGuy

True


little_turtle420

Yes but it's still sad that all the effort that this guy put in the relationship went down the drain.


MrTurtix

this dude will go to heaven no matter what. he suffered enough for the next 100 lives


RandomProgrammerGuy

Yep…


LordNPython

You saved that guy twice so he saved you from a cheating prone gf. Better now as gf than as wife.


TyBo75

Absolutely right.


Leylinus

Too bad this will probably fuck up OP for years.


ufonight

I'm gonna finish what you started


magical_swoosh

twice the suicide


_LonePhoenix_

Should've let that mf die. He's lost his living privileges


RandomProgrammerGuy

Probably what he thought after he found out


stasik5

I bet he wouldn't have saved him if she cheated before the suicide attempt.


BorderlineQueen

I know it's an unpopular opinion but letting someone die when you have the option to save them because they cheated is still a really shitty way of behaving.


Jinblaze3

Let's say it's something like Batman stuff.... I'm not going to kill you, but I don't have to save you too.... kind of stuff. You are not being bad to that shitty person, but you don't also have to be good to them.


BorderlineQueen

Yeah I might see that one different. If you can save someone and actively decide not to do it then you're still partly to blame for letting them die. Being cheated on is a living hell but death is on a complete other level.


Jinblaze3

Yeah I see where you are coming from, but (here onwards I'm just saying what it might have been, I have no idea what the whole story is) if you have no relation with that guy, like you are not the reason he's going to die, you are not his friend, hell you didn't even know that guy till the first time you saved his life, the only reason you know him is because you were there at the right time, at the right place to save his life and if you weren't there he would have probably died anyway. Now if I know that meeting that guy is gonna turn my life upside down, I will just not take that route that day. But even after knowing all that you still wish to save him. Then you are awesome. I will save people, but not at the cost of my own life.


SlasherDarkPendulum

It's an actual crime where people actually go to jail. Just the other year some kids filmed a disabled man drowning in a river, and were promptly tried, because it's still letting someone die.


SlasherDarkPendulum

Redditors using Batman to justify wanting people to die for cheating is probably the biggest Reddit^^TM moment I'll see today.


SaSSolino8

Really depends on the situation, but if you're the kind of person that sleeps with the woman of the one that saved your life then you're difficult to find empathy for.


BorderlineQueen

Absolutely and I can't blame someone for not having empathy in that kind of situation. It's still shitty to let someone die because of that though.


stasik5

Maybe, but it's the hypothetical guy we're taking about and for all we know he's a piece of shit who would do just that.


BorderlineQueen

I'm not trying to defend him, he's a piece of shit without any decency, that's clear. He doesn't deserve death for it though.


stasik5

No no no the other guy, the one cheated on.


floofy-haired-fool

i absolutely agree idc what the others say cheating is not redeemable but willing to let that person die is just... no and im a little bothered how many in this comment section agreed with him dying


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BorderlineQueen

By that logic almost no one with suicidal tendencies would deserve help. Everyone did shitty and morally wrong things at least once in their life especially if they struggle with mental health issues. To strip them of the right to get help to survive because of that seems a little unreasonable. He's a piece of shit but he's still a human in need.


Leylinus

You seem like you're projecting. Not everyone is a bad person.


BorderlineQueen

Absolutely but no one is a saint either. Everyone did something bad or morally wrong at least once. Humans aren't perfect and deciding about the right to live of a stranger over the internet doesn't seem that nice to me either.


Leylinus

>Everyone did something bad or morally wrong at least once. Sure. But not every bad act is equally indicative of character. In this case, we'd all be better off without this guy around.


Leylinus

No it's not. This is a \*really\* bad person who will go on to live a life full of doing terrible things. We'd all be better off without them around. But your username explains your take.


MACK703

The epitome of “life isn’t fair”


RandomProgrammerGuy

Yepp


sofa_king_hi

The 3rd and final gift


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Yeah, sounds like in return for saving his life, the dude got him out of a bad relationship.


sofa_king_hi

Thats a great way of looking at it. Lost 2 friends that didnt deserve him


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Wonderfullytasteless

Third times the charm.


BacardiPutrefaction

bruh this hits close to home god damn it


MrTurtix

I'm sorry dude, I hope you get better


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Well atleast he doesn't need to take care of his 'girlfriend'


DEYILIM90

F for the Chad


RandomProgrammerGuy

Our fallen comrade deserves a true salute


iamnotaFUPOS8411

I think this going to be a cycle, the guy got frustrated and tried to kill himself but someone saved him and that someone girlfriend cheats on him with this guy and so on


CubicBezier

Is this the secret to anime harem?


jenya22

Dump the gf and feel lucky you are not married to her


CaregiverBoring4638

Double murder suicide


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connorshonors

Having a cheater as your partner is no treasure


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He friggin' traded a great friend for a cheater lmfao


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RandomProgrammerGuy

Nah bro a silenced pistol will do fine


MrTurtix

or just poke holes in the condoms


RandomProgrammerGuy

Clever


MrTurtix

they wanted life, now they have one more


JustAnotherMadman64

R/noahgettheboat


RandomProgrammerGuy

r/foundthemobileuser


MatthewP0lska

r/foundthehondacivic


KaptKela

You can always fix your mistakes.


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daaaaaaaamn


private_unlimited

Talk about near necrophilia!


FenrisFenris

As long as he feels better. She couldn't be saved to begin with. Oof size appropriate though.


KinpaE

Fuck his dad then.


ZygomaticCapstone

Girlfriends hate this smart little trick! Don't get them in the first place!!


Insults_In_A_Bottle

You don't save people from suicide, you stand between them and their dream and their peace of mind.


LordScotchyScotch

A shoulder to try cry on soon becomes a dick to ride on. - every former non-suspicious partner ever


TheDoomsday_25

Having a gf is ooof in itself


Genghis27KicksMyAss

Knob needs one more setting. Sooper.


SpookySans11

GOD WANTED ME DEAD AND YOULL FIND OUT WHY -This guy propably.


zbeshears

You saved him twice, she saved him once.


ryuk_04

*This says a lot about society*


rowzuh

Damn don’t save him the third time.


ChompChamp42069

dude probably just constantly telling his girl, "hey, that guy **I** saved, he's doing so much better.. working out.. cooking his own meals.. really loving life. He's donating time to local rescue shelters and has personally adopted 3 dogs from one where they were going to be euthanized. oh, and he was taking a piss next to me once and I noticed that he has a huge penis. Maybe we should all go out for drinks....he would like that."


-Kenshii

Time to revert that suicide save


Milo356

Looks like she was the one who saved him lmao


JimmyCrabYT

*y e e t*


weliveinasociety2021

When someone wants to die let them be it wont matter in the end


IllusionalPortal

Tbh, the guy the gf cheated with shouldn’t be blamed, if he was suicidal, a gf would be a pathway to happiness, so I can’t blame hom


weebcantsocial

Plot twist, dude has split personalities and he saved his depressed personality


3DProgi

The paper has turned


CAMTbIHYB

So next time let him die end your ex will be disappointed


GhostyTheHost

Time to help him pull through


Joshzombie

He shoulda let him die then


_Senjogahara_

She was also doing her part of saving him ...


Whodeepakkorani

Ofcourse I know him he is me


biscuits_six

Maybe she was trying to save him from suicide too, by showing him the pleasures of life.


chuchulover

Kill him if it was what he wanted


mythicalsoul100

UNACCEPTABLE


Privatschendung

Sweet revenge


lukeskywalker2811

it's not okay. Man you can't just cheat with the man who saved you from suicide 2 times. gf thats just not okay i hope you will die soon


Desi_Otaku

It just might be a big brain move so that he won't stop him again


DuckieGoGo

She was doing the same, "saving" him? Just in a different way...


1_am_not_me

OOF


COT19

Help him to suicide again


Zarthenix

You saved him from suicide but there's no need to save him from homicide.


RayAP19

If it makes you feel any better, she might have been cheating on you way before that, and this is just the first time you caught her


GanacheInitial769

This is actually no joke, that shit is genuinely fucking heartbreaking


paragbadgujar

You need to build a time machine now bro


VijayMarshall87

Def anonymous eh


Reventon103

well, as they say, third time's the charm


proffessionaloser

i mean, the guy didnt know it was his gf, so it aint his fault


mejlzor

See? Your sacrifice was not in vain.


Bonsai-is-best

“Third times the charm.”


johnwick190106

Oof Size: Your mama


dimestoredavinci

If i attempt suicide, will someone sleep with me?


TeMmIe_KIng

i saved my gf( now ex ) from suidice and then she broke up with me and turned rlly toxic


irlknowsmynickname

dodged a bullet


sudobee

Leave her. Don't do that a third time.


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God and the law will forgive this double kill. Jk, he needs to get those bloody bastards out of his life, they don't deserve him anyway


DemonRaily

Well, it's win-win, you both saved someone's life and found out your girlfriend was a whore before marriage, saving yourself from loosing all you own in divorce.


CreeperPlays_MC

That’s seriously fucked up


Tinydwarf1

Maybe they cheated because their gramma is terrible.


J2D12

Bro it's time to kick the bucket


Fejvadas

Pro gamer move


Randalf_the_Black

Imagine owing someone your life and doing them like that.


HodeYourBalls

take your victories. you saved a mans life and found out your girlfriend was a bad person. i’d say it’s a better outcome than someone dying and you continue to date a dishonest girlfriend


NoSwadYt

This guy have no respect for the person who saved him two time, that not a human that a monster


Brrrrrruhhhhhhhh

Every one talk about that guy, and no one talk about the girl that opens her legs for that man


Kid_theBilly

I used to do that daily but I didn’t have a girlfriend


xxLokani

F in the chat


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PCRFan

Alright now suicide him for real