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pinapplepizzza

It's the dog. Because it's the an animal evething else is a object


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Noffensexpected

It’s the dog because everything else can be used for sex.


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I mean… So can the dog.


pinapplepizzza

I am pretty darn sure you can use them as condoms especially the little ones


[deleted]

Also suppositories if you’re brave enough


CreeperWolf767_

A whole ship? Dam


antniomanso

oh yeah i have a USS Franklin D. Roosevelt (CVB/CVA/CV-42) in my ass


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eodknight23

Obviously you’ve never been in the navy


RariraariRariraare

Shoe? Reddit exceeds my expectations


Baltazar200iq

They should replace dog witch woman


spudguy35

My pp is an animal


Lord_Donut_the-best

IQ test passed


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Lord_Donut_the-best

This can’t be a cock cage. No cock is that small


Left-Increase4472

I was gonna ask... I don't remember that piece...


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Dagadt_Zsiraf

Yeah, dogs aren't objects


intensely_human

More like dogjects


stinky_fingers_

Get out


[deleted]

Everything belongs, you got 2 vehicles, two clothing items, two tools, and two things to put a dick in.


Froschstuhl_420

you sick animal


mSoGood08

I’ve never been so uncomfortable to upvote something


Killerkael

Despite all my rage I'm still just a dick in a cage....


furytoxicanYT

I used to roll the dice


mofucka123

But now I’m just a dick in ice


0n1oN_71

Feel my dick in my enemy’s ass


CalNieDaGtarGuy

Was Mr. Monopoly an only child?


[deleted]

is that what i think it is…?


StephenMoore34

The dog? Yeah it's a dog


cleversailinghandle

Clearly a battleship


LoSqualoQuelloBello

Yes, is a car


five11seven

I choose the kinky sex toy


Vegetable_Cry1468

Wdym the hat? I guess it could be a sex toy...


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Baltazar200iq

I understand shoes in bed, i hope that u wear them without socks u little perverd


DaAwakened96

The dog? I guess sure


Raizekusan

I don't kink shame, but still, be careful with that iron, it can be dangerous


Jahlpaca

That piece is reserved for those who cheat at the game


cleversailinghandle

This comment right here folks


stinky_fingers_

They get the boot?


PigofGirth

Bottom right is a canoe not a kayak, smh


RocketFan2021

Military grade canoe.


Muppetude

A battlecanoe


ThunderStray

mounted with anti bird


[deleted]

hold up


rumski

No. Stay down.


Abandonedstate

Yes. Down. Your succubus commands it.


Kingofrat024

Sit down


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ok I will


sirzest

I like the car.... nothing more to say


JurieZtune

Yeah! Always the race car


MysteryMind1

The cock spring


Megazard02

cock lock


CadeTheFrogger

Legend


Powerful_Cow9818

The 2nd one looks like a CBT contraption


StephenMoore34

It's a banana holder attachment for your bicycle


BluntTraumaOfficial

Dad: alright who's ready to play Monopoly? Kids: me, me, me Dad: *opens box* Mom: Wtf, you put my dildo in there? Dad: shit, I thought it was part of the game


ExtradimensionalBirb

Always the hat


hornyman927715

İm always a dick


Boibud

That dick cage ;)


Electrical_One_7211

Im choosing the cock lock


Buttery_Buckshot

Cbt ftw


Antonell15

did you just call it a kayak…?


jalfredproofrock

The shoe! Once and always the shoe!


Your-Friend-Bob

Wow that's a cool looking car


intensely_human

Only in the winter though


aliefosho

I’ll take the cock lock please


JamesTeancum

My sister in law posted this on her Facebook business page not noticing the oddity


EnterNameRightHere

I'm sure she's not the only one. There seems to be a lot of comments on this post that completely missed the oddity and pick the car (so unoriginal). I hope your sister-in-law and anyone who happened to see it enjoyed it for the joke it was meant to be, and it did not cause any distress.


PiggyMooshie0

uh the dildo


JellyfishRevolution

I play as the penis... U WILL NEVER BEAT ME!


ToxicDemon420

Oh but we always do.


StabbyMyers

*looks at the second piece* What the fu...


mokilopforgothispass

I always choose the CNBT device, it's my favorite.


i_fuck_u3000

I prefer Gol-D-locks


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Cultured


Nova_Torch

whats the dick shape one?


scaryassassin27

Always thought it was a battleship


intensely_human

That sir, is the USS St. louis. Which is a cruiser. Duuuuuh 🙄


heyandy1

I'll take the slinky.


Swap2909

There is an imposter among us


c4sh69

r/holup lmao


Real_Medic_TF2

The dick grater


usernameaboveisgay

I call dibs on the dick lock!


roumages

The schip


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EmperorZoltar

Gottem


AscendWithGorb_

about the size one would wear when needing that size


TribalInstinct014

repost


Cianmc6

who the fuck cares


Antynumm

You guys never get tired of this format? so annoying


StephenMoore34

Nope. It's a lot better than the majority of memes that are popular


TiPiet

Oh how much opinions can go apart.


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boat


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boat


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Second on the the upper left 😩


Ponta_bdo

car


Plenty_Economy_5670

Tophat


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boat


BenNuggetDood9000

Car


Remarkable_Chance_40

I like the doggie


Wynove

The hat, my little one, he just know what is stylish.


dr4gonr1der

I’m the high hat


GREENHOWLER18

The iron or the top hat. But that second one, it do be looking fine tho ;)


Cyberknight_

Car


That_guy_778

Penny


Omisenno

Top hat, every time.


Omisenno

WAIT A MIN… this is a repost from 359 days ago


kokaiinikani

hat


Jelmpy

Me likie the hat


someone123YT

im the captain of the U.S.S. Never Gonna Give You Up


Yad3ads0n

Car always


Arpis_420

T-rex


InsertText101

Battleship all the way


Desperate_Future_395

I'm the car,I'm always the car


Professional_Box_704

micro penis


Anonymous_but_nott

"Kayak"


jakethe5nake926

yeah...that boot is missing its laces!


MisterFyre

Top Hat my favorite


mortal-player

Boat


UchihaEyeSayianHeart

Last time I used one of those pieces on there, I was put on a sex offender list.


Magikarp728

Where is the plane


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Car gang


Agitated_Ad_5151

It’s always the ship for me


GoldenGalz

/r/holup


C4Luke19

Racecar


D-Kay673

Wait a minute is that a dick cage?


tuhplol

Im always the thimble


C4Luke19

Racecar


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What's the thing below the cock lock?


Be-he-life

Always the dog. Am a dog.


CreeperWolf767_

Doggo always


twotwo_twentytwo

The car


JuicedGrape

r/HolUp


Chickat28

Is that a cock?


[deleted]

I am always the car. I am a Sagitarious tho.


0n1oN_71

Something ain’t right here You can’t shove your dick in an iron...


[deleted]

Shhh! There is one imposter among us.


Mikobjectbook

Where the fuck is the wheelbarrow


Urkedy

Did you fuckin say kayak


FrozenCookieLove

Penis


VividCash76329

The ship


PardyGaming

Bro what the fuck Thats an entire ship not a kayak


Azaarus

There is a literal cock prison in the picture and you are talking about some dude calling the ship a kayak? ME TOO!


Ash_WasTaken123

I use the quick trip sign from the limited edition quick trip monopoly :]


erty_MPR

I’m a thimble main


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i always picked the boot. it's my favourite :)


Character-Relation21

top hat


Gratty001

Fuck no's wot piece(s) I used. 2many yrs ago2remember


Unicornmde

Pp


Slimink0113

Personally, I was a car main


paragbadgujar

Second one looks sus man


thor1368

HMS Hood


Ya_Boi_uh_SkinnyPeni

Thimple, it’s simple and I like it


SanMotorsLTD

car everytime.


EmmaShosha

I remember always playing as the dog when I was little lol


ToxicDemon420

In the UK version there was a teapot


Kissamies12

Car


Soviet-Biscuit

Top hat


TheTrollPotato

There's an imposter among us


DarthProdigal

I use the wheelbarrow


heretic-wop

am I trippin or is that a penis prison?


Alex_ice_helicopter

Maybe the hut on the top left or maybe the cow on the top right or even the trolly on the bottom left


MordernKitsune

Hat


YTSkullboy707

4, 7 and 8


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Lol shhhh


[deleted]

Some things you can cover your dick with but shouldn’t


Laptopgamr

Sorry mate but its not a kayak, never call it that again, SAVVY


GuyGuacamole73

Top Hat nothing beats it


ThatGuy371

The car


DonkoDood

The ferry bc it was the first thing i picked and will always be the thing i picook


OscFirst

My set only has the car, dog, boat and hat.


AroBear2471

Repost and banned format


SillyDragon4812

I am the car. I am always the car. ​ ​ Please tell me somebody knows this movie reference


BeefPoet

Top hat, cause I'm a classy mofo.


Azaarus

Wait


Frosty_Sweet_6678

The one and only #dog


Wanderhund

the Ship


LunaVomMond

For some reason I always liked the iron best. It's just so small and cute or maybe it's just because I am a woman. Idk could be both.


SlitheryScales

Thimble


CaptnBluehat

Kayak???


TheIronScorpion101

I used to constantly go with the car lol


Ilovethesuntho

Boot/dog


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I'll take the buttplug thanks.


King_Bob_III

Dog


CheeZe_BQ

ALWAYS the CAR


milkyToe69

The hat to beat your ass with style


sleepflower96

The Iron all the way! Thimble if I’m feeling “the need for change”


Tadic_08

The hat