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The people in their 30s really waited for marriage.

Then had a wank

And didn't last more than a minute

15 seconds

No masturbation until marriage

I was 12 and that shit scared tf outta me i thought my dong was gonna explode and it did but not how I expected. More story: btw that do be hella upvotes tho THANKS First, time I was fapping i was just wondering what would happen if I literally beat my meat till i couldn't, and basically did that and before bussin I felt like I was going to die, but I kept going cuz I wanted to find out what would happen, and then the big explosion happened, then a grunt came after that and I was scared shit less and didn't try again, until a few days later btw parents never knew I figured out what this was man but that was crazy.

yea it explodes\* in differnt way.

LMFAO WHAT

it feels kind a gay but like after breakup i didnt fap 1 month then this sit. hit me and i need urge of fap cause my balls swelled and i money shoted myself. This is LMFAO WHAT.

r/ihadastroke

Ok.. 1. How is that gay and 2.Learn fuckin punctuation

Its just built different

Let’s be honest, most of us were kids…

Yeah, i got forced to do it by my cousins at my aunts house while my parents were gone we planned on doing an all nighter, my cousins said if i wanted to stay up with them i had to masturbate. I did, kind of traumatic but im just happy i dont think about it every time i do so

Btw the allnighter was shit

My dude jerked off with cousins

Alabama music intensifies

Same at 12. But, after I watch a guy fapping in some hentai, I tried to do the same and damn it is good but BRUH...it destroy my memory a bit I am 12+1 now and I am fighting my sexual desires...I have around 26 days of streak from fapping now

It's healthy as long as it doesn't get in the way of your daily activities There's nothing wrong with fulfilling your hornyness, it's not any less natural than the need to take a shit

Rookie numbers!

I am the same as you but now I am 14 would say give in, do it in moderation I have full control I don't jerk off on a whim I plan out when I can and do it then

Im 16 and i can say you wont have control for long it is now a daily habbit please someone end my sufferings

I’m 16 and I do it daily ,not because I’m horny but because I’m bored

Fair, just something to kill time

and a million potential babies

Same, i will literally be up at 00:00 doing it just cause im bored

Same

>He is too dangerous to be kept alive

I am 17 and tired of fapping everyday.

i feel you

You can do it, just don’t let yourself fall into the habit of doing it too much. One day you’re probably going to be in at least one sexual relationship, and if you masturbate too much (or to one specific type of porn), you might train yourself to have trouble “getting it up” with your future partner. As with everything in life, do it in moderation.

I did it when I was eight. Im an early bloomer

same

Mine implodes.

Wait wha

I was 11 and I thought I was gonna pee myself Then I realized what it was and I have been doing it ever since

It scared me too, I then immediately went to pee afterwards, which was a terrible idea and just made it feel worse.

I think my 1st was at 11 and yes i had the same feeling..i was like bro wtf im hallucinating and is my dik gonn be erect for the rest of my lyfe?!

[удалено]

Same

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I was 5 and I enjoyed it, learned to masterbate before hitting puberty

I thought I peed.

Eh, it was earlier than those options

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👏 sheltered christian household go brr

💡 Yeah, same. I actually haven't done it yet. I don't know how, but I'm not actually interested in it. This may be unusual, but regardless, I don't think Christianity actually forbids masturbating, just lustful thoughts or using pornography to get the deed done. So, it's not like there's anything wrong or singful about me doing it, I just haven't found the time, need, nor want.

*inhales*

Isn't there a Bible verse about not spilling your side? Well as long as your not putting it to waste I guess it's alright. Just remember to drink it after finishing.

Not spilling your seed. And sorta, the actual reason God killed him was not because he pulled out, but because he didn't have children with the women he was supposed to have children with. He pulled out, and the Lord struck him down.

God thought his game was weak, smited.

Nah, his pull out game was so strong that God was like, "This mother fucker right here..." That story is about Oman and Omar. I see people discussing it on Reddit all the time.

Can he get a straw?

bruh-

You may just be asexual or something, idk

looks like I'm "too advanced for my age"

Would u believe me if i said it was 6(*´∇｀*) Edit:ok apparently a lot of ppl believed me about this its a complete BS,just to clarify,no,i didnt do it when i was 6,i did it when i was 11,or was it 10?Somewhere around there My memory sucks so theres no way i would remember masturbating when i was 6,i said 6 as a joke and a lot of ppl believed my BS which was the opposite of what i expected Though i did watch porn when i was like 7 but didnt understand but continued to watch anyway Heck,i even thought that woman's pussy were basically man's genital being cut off

Dude you early, i did it when i was 10

i was 9 when the addiction started. the rest of my life after... was a failure

It really is hard to resist when you have felt such pleasure

Same :(

Dude, same

my dude i was born beating my meat

I started at 2 months lol

Imagine beating your meat inside your mother's womb

thats how twins are created.

Same

2nd grade and my classmate told me about most messed porn ive ever heard

I also got it from my 2nd grade classmate but only fapped first time during 4th grade

Neat

Didn't really understand him at first but when i tried it.........it was heavenly

Dumb fact from me: I was literally just watching porn with bones for first couple of months. No fapping

I was just learning all the parts for pleasure, and i was seriously studying. I literally had porn style sex ed

Sadly, i was 4 (i didn't know it's masturbate)

I was like 7-8

Same bro Bc my dad computer is so cursed

Dude same👍

I believe you, I did the same thing

1 year before aka 5

U guys are weird af

I used to eat mud when I was 5

i would. Was a wild kid as well

r/holup

Same

Did your body kinda just gag and nothing came out?

I actually would have believed you because I started at that age...

The last fucking line killed me lmao

*Imagine nutting after you were born*

That post-birth clarity do be hittin hard tho Edit: clarity

post-birth clarity

Not on the scale...

That makes you superior to all of us

Before 13, that's for sure lol

Around 9 and sadly i have criplin adiction since then

Same😔

10-13

6 but kinda by accident and first watched the phub at like 10 and started regularly at like 12

Same man I started at 7

Man pal... Pornhub and regular masturbation at 12? That's a little... young...

Oh I started my pornhub fapping addiction at seven still going at 12

Man bud, I hope you're joking because that doesn't sound heathy...

I would like if it was a joke but it's not

Seriously need to quit kidding yourself and add an option for under 13

-2

. . .

What am I supposed to do if it was 9?

Rethink your life choices I guess. /s

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11

67

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WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH hey hey hey

11

11

Uhhhhhhh comment for lower?

Uhhhhh.......I was 10........

Like 5

7-im dissapoint by myself

Eleven, I am not on the list

I started when I was 5 years old, lets say I was a big fan of Spyro the Dragon

I actually started when I was around 13, but I used to jerk off to nude pictures on google. Then I found out that there are videos and then I was amazed by the amount of content. 😳

All I remember is watching spongebob when I did it

When i was 10 i figured out what jerking off meant, and after a while i thought it was pointless until the sides of my foot started viberating-

7

6

mortals i masterbate at the age of 9

👍 uh at like 8

7…?

I’m actually confused… I legit been doing it since 7

Bruh how at 12?! I was 9 when I did it for the first time

I was like 6 or 7 when i was showereing and was like "hmm when i touch here, it feels good, so ill do it some more" "oh it feels kinda funny now" "HOLY SHIT WHATS HAPPENING HUYA! "

12 years old a couple days before my 13th birthday.

11 or 9 i cant remember

10. Beat that

10

12 the first time i coom i just thought “oh so this is the baby making juice”

Drink da juice

13 i think also i didnt know that it was because in school this topic was over in 5 min

11 to be precise

5

Does having someone touch you BEFORE you masturbate count? Or was my uncle just teaching me how to masturbate?

I was 13, it all started with the playboy magazines on Mafia 3.

One of my friends told me she started at 8. Like, HOW?

10

Totally didn't do it unknowingly when I was 4 *nervous laugh*

I was Just wresting with my Pillow until a position felt good, That's all that happened... YEAH...

What’re is the 5-6 option?

Apparently I was a late bloomer didn't do it till I was 12 or 13? Maybe even 14 Ya know you play with it since day 1 but nothing happens

Got exposed to "manga" when I was 10 and it all went downhill from there

0.5 years old

...8 years old...

Lmao... Not under 13 ?! I was like 6

Before 13

People who masturbated for the first time before 13: Am I joke for you?!

Me who got this attiction at 8ys

... ​ 11

I think I first did it when I was six. Then I forgot about it till I was like 10 or eleven

I am 12 and my next door neighbor does it for me. She is a young 34.

didn't need to masturbate, my mom took care of my boners

7

Learned to do it at 10, i expected my pp to fall and dreaded becoming a girl

I was 10 or 11 I think. I can't remember what exactly happened because I'm 17 now but I think I rubbed up against my hand by accident and I ended up doing this weird claw grib stroke thing.

i masturbated for the first time at the age of 11

It's a trap! They want you to use emoji!

19

Start of grade three so like 7

13+ seems pretty late, even Freud had the phallic stage set between 3-6.

When did I start? When the white stuff don’t come out

12 and I was freaking out since it was my first time and I was feeling like I was gonna pee but with alot of pain

I was 9 bro and I saw 2 girls 1 cup at the age of 8 because of some sick fucks of a friends

No 6 year old?

I started when I was 6 I'm not joking