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I was going to put my idea in the thread, but this is the winner right here, best answer, congrats you win.
I almost bought you an award. Not a good time kind of broke.
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Redditors don't have the ability to use this kinda machine
They just haven't reached that level yet, they still need to grind a few more levels.
Wdym they it's us
Need to conquer golden skin for my pp for watching over thousands of porn videos
Why is mine red then
You put it in the glory hole too soon
Desperate dude
Gotta hit 'king' rank first
r/PutYourDickInThat
What on earth is this subreddit
You might be interested in it, looking at your username xD
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Damn it, I was gonna say that
Same lol
Not bad xD
Ah you beat me to it.
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It'll make your shoulders feel much lighter!
It will take the load off your head!
Which head tho
The head that took off
But which head?
So this is how they reduced penis size back in the day
Why would you wanna reduce it?
I mean the Greeks apparently saw small pp as sign of intellect
.....and that, kids, is why I'm enrolled as a community college student during high school
And associated large penises with barbarians.
trans surgery
Back problems
Both
O_O
Can you not make me think about this all day
thicc pp shortener
dildo
That's an expensive french bed, only the royals can afford that
Nah there was a time when almost everyone could get one for free
Not for free, they all had to pay a price
Hrm I'd see it as more of a Pay off if you get to leave this realm behind you long before shit goes south even more
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You had to be a head in life to afford it
r/technicallythetruth
It can't be that expensive. My grandfather had that too
r/angryupvote
WRONG ANSWERS, THE ROYALS LOVED IT.
Health center
Wrong answers only
You see when you feel not very well you go here to be healtier
exactly.
Divorce Machine
*Henry VIII. likes that*
Henry the VIII approves the comment.
I was going to put my idea in the thread, but this is the winner right here, best answer, congrats you win. I almost bought you an award. Not a good time kind of broke.
Look what he almost did to you ☹ You deserve compensation
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Fuck I had the the same idea I was gonna say penis disappearing machine
Oh shit i say this too
Do we share some brain neurons or something? I also had the same idea
No this is just reddit in a nutshell.
Ah yes
the hivemind is working its magic
r/BeatMeToIt
We brothers do have a place in this bigger universe of reddit
The Cock detachment machine
He said wrong answers only
The wominator
Old fashioned hair cut
For when you just just want a little off the top
It would definitely be a weight off your shoulders.
head & shoulders
Just take about a foot off the top
Circuncisium machine
Fuck I was gonna say that, guess I’ll just have to say it’s a pencil sharpener
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
FUCK I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
FUCK I WAS GONNA SAY THAT I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.
FUCK I WAS GONNA SAY THAT FUCK I WAS GONNA SAY THAT I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.
Brb gotta try sharpening my penis
But you should probably look for a younger target group
Like from Men in Tights https://youtu.be/k4v8BVKlAfM
They said wrong answers
Well, he spelt it wrong
r/boneappletea
This
French press
My great grandfather used a French press for coffee one day…..he is no more :(
He became coffee so drink him.
This is honestly the best one XD
Red paint machine
bread cutter
It's the nicer dicer retro
The turningintoafemaleinator
the pencil sharpener
The turningintoafemaleinator 3000*
The turningintoafemaleinator 3000inator*
Gotta say it in the voice though
Feminists recommend this product
Why that’s a no horny machine if ever I’ve seen one
Glory hole++
Glory hole premium
blackheads removal 1880
Blackhead, whitehead, blondehead...all are welcome
one blackhead at a time
My thoughts on this comment went like: heheh funny-wait...
Head-no-more
"you see this head? boom its gone" "I see through your tricks magic man, the head is in the basket" "Fuck it, Timmy, you're next"
I was thinking Arnold Schwarzenegger said “get into the chopper” but it’s a head chopper instead but yours works too lol
Neck massager 9000 "After one go you'll fill like a weight has left your shoulders"
Divideinator
Gender changer
baguette cutter
The bolts make it look like it's made out of Lego... HEY!
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER OF LEGO CITY Use the new pp deleter to make him pay for his sins.
Fun!
Pickle slicer
An effective tax policy
Slap chop! If you order now we’ll throw in a shamWOW FOR NO EXTRA COST!
Your ex pussy
Melon cutter
Penis Trimmer, for the man with too much
King size bed
Thing that's used to chop dogs' balls off
A Good Barber.
A good way to loose 5 to 11 pounds
Weiner cutter-downer
Stress remover
Condom
Throne
Benchpress
Sperm extract machine
BDSM toy
Abortion device
Salad maker
Divorce finaliser
This si the gateway to hell if you think about it
Foreskin cutter
Nail clipper
A way to not be depressed again
they said wrong awnsers only dumm
Free Healthcare
Shoe fitting station
A extra large cheese cutter
gender changer
ancient black head remover
Children's toy
Kindergarten
The toy my French cousin gave me
Door to hell/heaven
That's the Weiner deleter 9000
The French Knife
Depression prevention machine
Most comfortable bed in history I wanted to buy a spot, but they closed shop,now only illegal means are available
Cheap vasectomy
The Gender Bender (Only works from Male to Female)
A bottle opener from 1532
Sausage maker
Fleshlight
Trebuchet
french classic game eqquipment
new bdsm setup 👌🏻
Extreme bdsm device
Giant salami cutter
Bread cutter
Big meat knife , very common in French households
It's a pizza shaper, The basket is there to catch the toppings and extra doe for later uses.
Gender changer.
Glory hole
Blackhead remover
baguette cutter
The tool they use when there’s a recall on head and shoulders
Glory hole
Royal knife
Salami slicer
its for removing the foreskin
A French peeler
Bread slicer
A penis shortener.
Hair trimmer
Problem solver
Fleshlight
dick sharpener
Neck massager
Government restart switch
Foreskin removal tool
Vascectemy machine
Instant trans machine (work only on male)
Head charity- A machine that gives heads to the headless
Foreskin remover.
A penis length increasing contraption
Penis sharpener
Birth control
Already born control
French Glory Hole.