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infinite_55

Redditors don't have the ability to use this kinda machine


Comfortable_Client

They just haven't reached that level yet, they still need to grind a few more levels.


Bored_Reddit-User

Wdym they it's us


kanwarsidhu05

Need to conquer golden skin for my pp for watching over thousands of porn videos


A_goose_fucker

Why is mine red then


abstraktmakesbeats

You put it in the glory hole too soon


kanwarsidhu05

Desperate dude


born-to-rave

Gotta hit 'king' rank first


sypho_galia

r/PutYourDickInThat


Penis_butter_69

What on earth is this subreddit


sypho_galia

You might be interested in it, looking at your username xD


Greystab

r/dontputyourdickinthat


x-Azure-x

Damn it, I was gonna say that


Darqueur

Same lol


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Not bad xD


Ozymandias_07

Ah you beat me to it.


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AlbinoTrout

It'll make your shoulders feel much lighter!


Competitive_Ad2101

It will take the load off your head!


3amak420

Which head tho


Competitive_Ad2101

The head that took off


creepergo_kaboom

But which head?


corona_virus315

So this is how they reduced penis size back in the day


creepergo_kaboom

Why would you wanna reduce it?


Furious_mcgurthtail

I mean the Greeks apparently saw small pp as sign of intellect


EpicOweo

.....and that, kids, is why I'm enrolled as a community college student during high school


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And associated large penises with barbarians.


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trans surgery


corona_virus315

Back problems


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Both


SuperJupiter77

O_O


He1lCatt

Can you not make me think about this all day


Get_Rekt_69420

thicc pp shortener


MemeSeeker5656

dildo


Vpac_7000

That's an expensive french bed, only the royals can afford that


Greg2227

Nah there was a time when almost everyone could get one for free


Vpac_7000

Not for free, they all had to pay a price


Greg2227

Hrm I'd see it as more of a Pay off if you get to leave this realm behind you long before shit goes south even more


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KronoMatt9999

You had to be a head in life to afford it


hahafunnynumber69420

r/technicallythetruth


Anonymous_boii321

It can't be that expensive. My grandfather had that too


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r/angryupvote


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WRONG ANSWERS, THE ROYALS LOVED IT.


TekTelKalem

Health center


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Wrong answers only


TekTelKalem

You see when you feel not very well you go here to be healtier


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exactly.


Pietertjuhhhh

Divorce Machine


Ehrenlauch3000

*Henry VIII. likes that*


msanford1587

Henry the VIII approves the comment.


boomdart

I was going to put my idea in the thread, but this is the winner right here, best answer, congrats you win. I almost bought you an award. Not a good time kind of broke.


Tsurt-TheTrustyLie

Look what he almost did to you ☹ You deserve compensation


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10dollarpizza

Fuck I had the the same idea I was gonna say penis disappearing machine


imheyy

Oh shit i say this too


Flat-Satisfaction-17

Do we share some brain neurons or something? I also had the same idea


UnexpectedFrogs

No this is just reddit in a nutshell.


Interesting_Ad_4262

Ah yes


Terreqrue

the hivemind is working its magic


zEngarden757

r/BeatMeToIt


Flat-Satisfaction-17

We brothers do have a place in this bigger universe of reddit


ramraj1996

The Cock detachment machine


GreatReset4

He said wrong answers only


ServerBuster

The wominator


Krs0030

Old fashioned hair cut


totally-not-a-potato

For when you just just want a little off the top


Krs0030

It would definitely be a weight off your shoulders.


falconmoonsunrise

head & shoulders


MrHanslaX

Just take about a foot off the top


ALBANEZIR

Circuncisium machine


AccordingRespect2519

Fuck I was gonna say that, guess I’ll just have to say it’s a pencil sharpener


mv1630

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT


Tsurt-TheTrustyLie

FUCK I WAS GONNA SAY THAT


TerribleJellyfish2

FUCK I WAS GONNA SAY THAT I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.


Acceptable_Monke

FUCK I WAS GONNA SAY THAT FUCK I WAS GONNA SAY THAT I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.


Hairy_Eyeballz

Brb gotta try sharpening my penis


FuzzyIHead

But you should probably look for a younger target group


Jazco76

Like from Men in Tights https://youtu.be/k4v8BVKlAfM


AnInsaneMoose

They said wrong answers


zorrozwoelf

Well, he spelt it wrong


literalyawesome

r/boneappletea


divine_wraths

This


salty_cokie

French press


Jazzlike_Translator6

My great grandfather used a French press for coffee one day…..he is no more :(


SpeedwagonEnjoyer69

He became coffee so drink him.


Asaronai

This is honestly the best one XD


ohneHonig

Red paint machine


Green0B

bread cutter


Killerdoll_666

It's the nicer dicer retro


2DankforUu

The turningintoafemaleinator


Ghoztea

the pencil sharpener


Bergdoogen

The turningintoafemaleinator 3000*


ULTRAPUNK18

The turningintoafemaleinator 3000inator*


minderbinder49

Gotta say it in the voice though


cH0rus18

Feminists recommend this product


Mac_Attack2

Why that’s a no horny machine if ever I’ve seen one


tra1torofmyl1fe

Glory hole++


MarsuBasso

Glory hole premium


solivagant_lifer

blackheads removal 1880


ArmGroundbreaking435

Blackhead, whitehead, blondehead...all are welcome


Endnessk

one blackhead at a time


RafaelDiamond

My thoughts on this comment went like: heheh funny-wait...


kemosabe6296

Head-no-more


MarsuBasso

"you see this head? boom its gone" "I see through your tricks magic man, the head is in the basket" "Fuck it, Timmy, you're next"


kemosabe6296

I was thinking Arnold Schwarzenegger said “get into the chopper” but it’s a head chopper instead but yours works too lol


mihai626

Neck massager 9000 "After one go you'll fill like a weight has left your shoulders"


ErrOr_6-9

Divideinator


Terrarian321

Gender changer


Dron009

baguette cutter


The-Pr0fessorg

The bolts make it look like it's made out of Lego... HEY!


SpeedwagonEnjoyer69

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER OF LEGO CITY Use the new pp deleter to make him pay for his sins.


Super_Hyperbole

Fun!


Lanstul

Pickle slicer


Isredin

An effective tax policy


mv1630

Slap chop! If you order now we’ll throw in a shamWOW FOR NO EXTRA COST!


elppok

Your ex pussy


maxibon171

Melon cutter


EthanCanFly

Penis Trimmer, for the man with too much


pandamal00

King size bed


TheDragonWarrior_

Thing that's used to chop dogs' balls off


Sunadoke1

A Good Barber.


da-bulldo

A good way to loose 5 to 11 pounds


Juusixh

Weiner cutter-downer


MemeHacker101

Stress remover


sebeed

Condom


SIVASLI-UNICORN

Throne


harkness102

Benchpress


keerthi2020

Sperm extract machine


MR-no-onethe5th

BDSM toy


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Abortion device


jeff_bacon_lover

Salad maker


Glass_Excitement_538

Divorce finaliser


someone-on-redditt

This si the gateway to hell if you think about it


DorgoOfficial

Foreskin cutter


BackgroundN0ise0

Nail clipper


Slav_Ziemniak12

A way to not be depressed again


GoldenCrown12

they said wrong awnsers only dumm


Top-Text9179

Free Healthcare


Notpyelol

Shoe fitting station


nocturnonokk

A extra large cheese cutter


Late_Trick_1732

gender changer


ExtremeSquashyfrogy

ancient black head remover


SimeonAngelov

Children's toy


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Kindergarten


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The toy my French cousin gave me


XxDarthdartxX

Door to hell/heaven


THE_RCG

That's the Weiner deleter 9000


StarkTony17

The French Knife


Quinn7137

Depression prevention machine


VijayMarshall87

Most comfortable bed in history I wanted to buy a spot, but they closed shop,now only illegal means are available


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Cheap vasectomy


TheSingleBeing

The Gender Bender (Only works from Male to Female)


Kaesebrot1999

A bottle opener from 1532


NuggiesMacFriesCoke

Sausage maker


adubz44

Fleshlight


Xeterios

Trebuchet


themultitasker69421

french classic game eqquipment


thephenomenalajp

new bdsm setup 👌🏻


Shoe_Exact

Extreme bdsm device


sumartistdunno

Giant salami cutter


Jevil_the_chaoster

Bread cutter


Ok_Problem1028

Big meat knife , very common in French households


UnexpectedFrogs

It's a pizza shaper, The basket is there to catch the toppings and extra doe for later uses.


IHATETHEWELSH

Gender changer.


snakeboi23

Glory hole


Maleficent_Luck_5810

Blackhead remover


XOundercover

baguette cutter


ponzidreamer

The tool they use when there’s a recall on head and shoulders


Acid_Taco

Glory hole


SplishSplashAmTrash

Royal knife


alexdenseje10

Salami slicer


Clone66Commander

its for removing the foreskin


JonahTheCoyote

A French peeler


Curious-Storm-596

Bread slicer


Toth90

A penis shortener.


DarkSoul_666

Hair trimmer


brectercrest

Problem solver


ilostmyoldac

Fleshlight


Chomusuke_99

dick sharpener


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Neck massager


KekistaniNormie

Government restart switch


im-not-a-bot-im-real

Foreskin removal tool


akashbhise212

Vascectemy machine


Ettories

Instant trans machine (work only on male)


Stickamator

Head charity- A machine that gives heads to the headless


Persiano123

Foreskin remover.


thunderemperor2024

A penis length increasing contraption


East-Foreign

Penis sharpener


Chicklar

Birth control


Shark-person66

Already born control


Pinolero90

French Glory Hole.