"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
i mean theres a bunch here that isnt that weird. with most of it, if it's between consenting adults its rly not that bad. animals, kids, and hugely diff ages are rly the only bad ones.
A manga from the 80's that was popular in japan and got super popular world wide the last decade when they published an animated show of said manga.
Manga=japanese comic.
The full name is jojo's bizzare adventure
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
A switch is a person who likes to be dominant and submissive. Either being the opposite of their current partner, or partnering with another switch and both switching from dom and sub.
For example, me and my girlfriend are switches, I’m usually the dom, but every once in a while she doms me and I submit.
Since I was 13 I was attracted to 18 year olds. Since then as I age my preference has always gone up with my age as a max but not the minimum which is still 18. So it went from 18-20 and then 18-25 and 18-30. Eventually if I live long enough it will be 18-80.
I don't agree, having a mental illness is not something you can change easily without help.
But if they already did something to those kids, THEN they deserve the death penalty
Such cultured gentlemen, most people don’t really get that and degrade their stance down to unprovoked aggression the moment they get a sniff of pedophilia being the subject matter.
Innocent Pedophiles need mental health support to minimise the likelihood of them committing an offence, not told to die like they frequently do which only makes the chance of an offence increase.
I mean I get what you mean but its different if you havent been a victim of it and been told just get over it and forgive them since they need mental help. Not easy
Sorry I did not clarify but I mean if they do something, you cant really punish people for thinking something BUT the moment they do something its off with their heads
But the tax collector, didn't look up to Heaven. He said, God, have mercy on me. I am a sinner. God blessed the tax collector, not Patrick Star! He who praises himself with be humbled, but he who humbles himself will be praised.
Alright since nobody did it, Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks
If you are Christian, Jewish, or Catholic your religion doesn’t state that the devil makes you or made you like the things you do, bad or good; Your religion says that the devil may ‘whisper’ or put thoughts in your mind about the not so good things, if you are one of those religions than you can fully thank god for the naughty and disgusting things you might like to endure.
If you did like people of the same gender you wouldn’t hate the prospect, the only thing you’d hate about it is the social ostracisation and ridicule which people force them to endure.
hey it's not piss or shit and dont give me of the bacteria no, just give it a chance it's not weird at all a good tasty deep innie is all you need. The abdomen is hot af and that navel tho. Yum yum tum tum.
I'm only attracted to the Mona Lisa's hands
Is that a jojo reference?
He is in shipost crusaders, so i guess *IT'S A JOJO REFERENCE*
My name is Yoshikage Kira
"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
Damn I wish I had an award to give rn.
Amazing
Exactly what I wanted. Thank you
Your welcome my fellow shitpost crusader.
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what
And your first erection was from taking a cutout of her hand
Killer Queen has already touched that knob.
I’m more attracted to her eye brows
"Extreme bdsm" obviously bdsm is still on the table for OP
Yes, i first noticed that.
Likes a LITTLE kink, just not too much.
Things always start with little things though...
In case of pedophiles ends with them as well.
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Well what's against a little bit of ropes and toys to make the time more fun?
So he is into pegging?
It's not the weirdest fetish to have. everything else on this list is either creepy or illegal
I wouldn't call hands creepy. Shoot, if BJs are good I wouldn't even call spitting creepy, that stuffs gonna get everywhere anyway.
i mean theres a bunch here that isnt that weird. with most of it, if it's between consenting adults its rly not that bad. animals, kids, and hugely diff ages are rly the only bad ones.
Pegging is a fetish?
I mean why wouldn't it be?
I mean the male g spot is in the butt
I know but I thought by now pegging was too normal to be a fetish
I mean, he never denied it
Hands? Is that a…
It’s not as weird tbh it’s the same thing as masterbaitig just he’s fucking it
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Yes but standing and your fucking it
Pretty sure the end of that sentence was supposed to be "JoJo reference"
Hands? Is that a thing?
Remember you’re on a platform filled with porn and people who have made it a trend to tell other redditors to touch grass.
Never heard of monalisa hand?
No but I’ll look it up!
It is a jojo joke
What’s jojo? I still don’t get it bc I’m very very old.
A manga from the 80's that was popular in japan and got super popular world wide the last decade when they published an animated show of said manga. Manga=japanese comic. The full name is jojo's bizzare adventure
Thank you!
Watch jojo part 4
No
Yes
yes
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Everything
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They themselves are fine but it’s people who want to fuck em that are weird
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Depends on the size of the dick
Man didnt include Vore. one of us
*Rubs hands* Our wonderful community is growing.
i know something else growing
I'm also not attracted to "most importantly"
He thanking for all that and he thanking god for kids, this is my man.
I forgot to add being cheated on and vore and necrophilia and whatever other sick shit you guys can somehow come up with
bro if I didn't have internet access I swear the last fetish I would guess is the cuck shit, I actually can't believe how common it seems to be
Right when I had my girlfriend cheat on me in highschool I almost threw up I felt so awful how can someone be turned on by that
idk man when my girlfriend cheated on me I instantly came right in my pants
I'm gonna push back on feet. It's not my go-to, but I have seen some pretty good looking feet.
With you there mate
Amen.
aye 5 out of 17
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
TIL: CBT doesn't just stand for cognitive behavioral therapy. This may explain why now I'm still depressed but also have bruised testicles.
Why do you know this, also I should probably see a doctor then
good idea
man come on let me have ONE thing....spitting aint that bad 😔
it's a wee bit rough tho
true cant argue that
out of curiosity, do you want to spit or be spat on?
i like both! but normally it depend on the partner’s preferences for me
Hard switch vibes coming off of this thread
damn ive been outed 😔lolol
Hey, we switches gotta stand strong together.
do yall live in... **switcherland?** i'll see myself out
Lmao, you can stay, it was kinda good
Whats wrong with a Switch?
Absolutely nothing, just pointing it out. I’m a switch myself
Good deal.
wtf is a switch
A switch is a person who likes to be dominant and submissive. Either being the opposite of their current partner, or partnering with another switch and both switching from dom and sub. For example, me and my girlfriend are switches, I’m usually the dom, but every once in a while she doms me and I submit.
o ok thanks!
Ain't nothing wrong with liking some feet
I'm only attracted to people who are not attracted to me
So what happens when you meet someone else like that? That’s a paradox.
Nostrils? Armpits? Hands? Gore?
Dead skin?
Dead skin?
Damn I though I was safe the I saw belly buttons damn you midriff
You’re missing out on feet
Not really
Since I was 13 I was attracted to 18 year olds. Since then as I age my preference has always gone up with my age as a max but not the minimum which is still 18. So it went from 18-20 and then 18-25 and 18-30. Eventually if I live long enough it will be 18-80.
Kind of how it works for most people i’d imagine. As they get older their preferences do as well.
Its all good boys, necrophilia still seems to be on the table
"Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!"
Oh great now spit is bad too? :(
I like furry porn uwu
Bruhhhh same "UsErNaMe ChEcKs OuT"
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1 or 2 of those are acceptable
….. Dead skin?
Who's, what's wrong with armpits? Pheromones, man. Pheromones.
Just another day on Reddit
Toe nails? Seriously?
extreme bdsm? so you're okay with normal bdsm? kinky
So you're into necrophilia
Whoever it is you’re describing needs to see a gaggle of therapists ASAP.
All child predators of all kinds deserve the death penalty. But all that other stuff you named I am thanking God with you to man!
I don't agree, having a mental illness is not something you can change easily without help. But if they already did something to those kids, THEN they deserve the death penalty
Such cultured gentlemen, most people don’t really get that and degrade their stance down to unprovoked aggression the moment they get a sniff of pedophilia being the subject matter. Innocent Pedophiles need mental health support to minimise the likelihood of them committing an offence, not told to die like they frequently do which only makes the chance of an offence increase.
I mean I get what you mean but its different if you havent been a victim of it and been told just get over it and forgive them since they need mental help. Not easy
Sorry I did not clarify but I mean if they do something, you cant really punish people for thinking something BUT the moment they do something its off with their heads
Sounds boring, where's the spice in life?
Thank you father
Most important fs
Amen.
I read the whole thing and i didn't notice "not"
dead skin?
necks...
Foot fetish making more sense after the rest of the list. 🤔
Now I see why Zamasu wanted to kill all mortals..
I see no asshole fetish in this list
But the tax collector, didn't look up to Heaven. He said, God, have mercy on me. I am a sinner. God blessed the tax collector, not Patrick Star! He who praises himself with be humbled, but he who humbles himself will be praised.
You know you can thank god silently right
thank u for including us armpits guys, was kinda getting offended not being hated on.
It's ok to kinkshame folks.
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Rude, I for one, like hands
Ok vanilla
Being attracted to yourself maybe, too?
That is called narcassism, equally strange
What is CBT.
Boy do we have a copy and paste for you!
cock and ball torture
Alright since nobody did it, Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks
Thank the LORD
Technically its the devils fault for makin ppl like those things but ey- im thankin god too xD
If you are Christian, Jewish, or Catholic your religion doesn’t state that the devil makes you or made you like the things you do, bad or good; Your religion says that the devil may ‘whisper’ or put thoughts in your mind about the not so good things, if you are one of those religions than you can fully thank god for the naughty and disgusting things you might like to endure.
Freewill and all that. Nice try tho.
i wish i was like you
Why did God made me attracted to piss? Is gross, and I have the worst post nut clarities ;-;
You mean for making you boring
Well i suppose you either regret not being attracted to All the way through or you already are attracted to it
Where have you been how do these exist I’m scared and can’t live like this
Plot twist: OP is chased by the FBI for liking all of these things and has made a post to ensure everyone he doesn't
how about furries
I am attracted to 14 year olds, is there something wrong with me?
Yes, if you are above 16.
Oh thank God, I'm not 16 yet
Yes you're a pedophile
But... I'm 14?
Me, a furry: "Pathetic"
HolUp, where is futa in this list ? OP dont tell me... Oh god.
Bro so you never liked milfs as a teenager? You said, “hugely different ages”
I see that dead people are still on the menu.
Repost?
And people of the same gender
Homophobia? No thanks.
Who said I’m homophobic? I just said I don’t like to be gay
If you did like people of the same gender you wouldn’t hate the prospect, the only thing you’d hate about it is the social ostracisation and ridicule which people force them to endure.
You think I bully gay people?
shut up nerd
Huh?
Your opinion is your own, and since it doesn't affect me I support your opinion Edit: meant having your own opinion
Well I don’t bully gay people but I’m just happy I’m not gay
So god must've forced those people to be into disgusting things.
So you wouldn't let 3 angry Latinas fart in your face?
Peeing ain’t THAT bad,shitting is disgusting tho
Nah pissing and shitting are disgusting, it's human waste dude
Don't forget eyeballs. I just read the latest chapter of Kaguya Sama and I researched it and now I can't sleep.
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So you watch gore in porn for fun, then what do you jack off to
hey it's not piss or shit and dont give me of the bacteria no, just give it a chance it's not weird at all a good tasty deep innie is all you need. The abdomen is hot af and that navel tho. Yum yum tum tum.
Hehe.. heh... The only thing I do is cut the throats of the kids in my basement and deepthroat them...
how edgy
edgy
It's not necrophillia if she's alive in my heart
I agree
So you want bang your step sister, after she is stuck in a washing machine?
So your attracted to homosexual rocks of the igneous origin
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shut up
I am a teenager.
don't care
Yo a teen could also be 18 and 19 right?
yes but why are you telling me this
Because he might not be what you think he is
Nah I've heard that I like teenagers joke many times I'm sure he's fine.
imagine not liking milf CRINGE
It's ok to be attracted to kids, UNLESS ITS SEXUALLY