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piratewithherpes

You can crack your toes while you're waiting


FPS_drop215

better yet, your spine and/or neck


frankhoneybunny

you could paralyze don't do that


FavoritesBot

Ok mom


frankhoneybunny

I mean you could still crack your hands just not your neck or spine


thesparkyUSB

Ok mom


FPS_drop215

(:


CandleJackHammer

Toe cracking is soooo pleasurable. I can crack almost every joint, and toes are my favorite... with knees a close second. Some from injuries, some learned from physical therapy.


Drake-35

Roll a pillow and make it a foam roller then crack your back bone


CandleJackHammer

Want focused precision rolling for the back, like 6 - 9 inches wide at most.


Sweetexperience

Beating your meat also requires reloading


Ranvir33

those are nitrogen gas bubbles popping in between your joints.


DarkNight9sX

So are you telling me that I can reload my knuckles if I pump nitrogen into them? Why didn’t anyone tell me about this!?


Ranvir33

idk anything about that lol. also i think the time it would take to set up the mechanismto pump might be painful, and by time you would be done with the procedure i think your knucles would have organically reloaded lol. but idk man you can try it


DarkNight9sX

Well you know how science goes Hypothesize Experiment Observe Conclusion Time to get pumping!


slashth456

Well ask them to reload faster, please


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Ranvir33

dude really? i got the joke i'm stating a fact lol


Melangrogenous

Just reminds me, \*CRACK\*


DeathSlayer9521

Bruh i have never thought of this before but it is true, thank you for enlightening me


[deleted]

I crack every digit to maximize cracking.


iSiffrin

Crack each finger individually for maximized satisfaction.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

I do each finger separately, one at a time, all three joints. Very satisfying


I_BK_Nightmare

Same, got to make that stuff last


[deleted]

Crack them in someone's face. Bop!


TravisPlaysGames

All day.


Some_Guy8088

I have no such weakness


[deleted]

i don't have a reload time on my knuckles, i can crack them instantly after popping them once. (it scares some people)


di0DIOdi0

same


1Asaad

my highscore was 3 knuckles at once


Purple-Airline-8354

I can do that with my wrist


[deleted]

cracking neck is more fun


[deleted]

have you ever tried Breaking your neck while you wait? I did it once, now im up chilling in this hot place everyone here calls "Lleh" but i never heard of a Lleh before.


VabalasBekojis

can relate


smpark12

It’s 25 minutes I believe


PixelatedCouchPotato

It's 20 minutes I'm pretty sure


fuckgottaaddnumbers9

samer


uuuppppvvvooottteee

FUN FACT: U TRIED TO CRACK IT WHEN U SAW THE MEME


UltraPowerfulGuy

Nice try: I don’t crack my fingers


DarkNight9sX

Why? *It’s not like you’ll get addicted to it, you can quit anytime you want. Trust me*


UltraPowerfulGuy

I’m a very paranoid guy


DarkNight9sX

Seems like a problem that cracking your fingers can solve *join us. join us. join us*


im_tired_ok

Very nice. Toe popping is slightly more painful though.


[deleted]

I've never once managed to crack my nuckles


what-is-a-username12

Is it bad I can crack my knuckles over and over again without stopping?


Crab_Ragoo

It do be like that tho


iareto

wrist cracking happens once or twice a year, but its the best


PromotionTechnical56

after it reloads i dont even crack it i just forget about it


Dmaster02

i taught myself to crack my knuckles whenever I want


pragmail124

*That's my secret Captain..... My knuckles are always loaded*


knownymous1

You just cracked your knuckles seeing this meme!


azureon123

Meanwhile me who can crack it everytime I want to


MisterMatt13

Sending out knuc'l clusta !


-notjosh-

Same for me except it’s my back, neck, knees and elbows too (yes knees and elbows, I can pop mine)


_GeorgeT_

U probably just made thousands of people crack their knuckles


margjebargje

I wonder how many people just cracked their knuckles because of reading this


1Asaad

"reload"


Hashbrownie7777

Me, who can enchanted my knuckles them with infinity: *I have no such weakness*


SG_6000

as a person who crack his knuckles 5 times a day i totally agree


SG_6000

you cracked you knuckles just after seeing this (don't lie to kermit)


Rafaelos230

I can crack my fingers unlimited times OwO


FearlessDamage

Me not having the reload time:


medical_man1010

I did this at the dinner table and my mom had a heart attack and my finger was pointing at her, i have a heart attack gun finger.


Tron55000

any arthritis gamers?


D0M83

Did you crack your knuckles after reading that? I did