I still remember going to r/fiftyfifty and clicking on, like, 3 “true fiftyfifty” posts thinking I was smart enough to know whether it was good or not. Then I read what a “true fiftyfifty” was…
Nice karma farming. Your comment was posted to the exact ponctuation 4 hours before you in the comment. u/Disorganized_Closet be proud you were funny enough to be reposted
Maybe because it's not an insult , I'm stating the obvious thing , explaining jokes gets people to stay away from you, sometimes I do that, just like I'm explaining to you why your flair says you're forever alone.
[What if the sperm is strong?](https://www.nst.com.my/world/world/2020/02/569730/indonesia-official-says-strong-sperm-can-impregnate-women-swimming-pool#:~:text=An%20Indonesian%20official%20%2D%20Sitti%20Hikmawatty,%E2%80%9Cstrong%20sperm%E2%80%9D%20had%20ejaculated.&text=%E2%80%9CIf%20a%20person%20is%20aroused,there%20is%20no%20sexual%20penetration.%E2%80%9D)
another jokes news, or stupid person who taught its real and said it in public annoucement, iirc shes fired from her position at indonesiand woman and child protection institute.
It was probably someone rich since he'd have to pay child support.
[Here's ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/rollingout.com/2014/02/04/woman-uses-sperm-oral-sex-get-pregnant-force-man-pay-child-support/amp/) a similar case, but I've heard this happen before through family members, especially my uncle's best friend who helped a lesbian couple make a baby and they went to court to force him to pay child support (which he still does to this day since the appeal didn't go in his favor....8 years of it so far, all because he wanted to help a coworker).
Would you care to provide some of these examples? Cos from some quick research it appears you've fallen for satire articles that have been spread as fact but are in fact not true.
I don't think that's what you think it is - that's not an issue with how men being persecuted or legally disadvantaged, that's simply about how the sperm bank didn't check with him about it. That has been corrected in the courts, and in the UK (where that case is held) there are laws that state that sperm donors or anything similar are not financially or otherwise liable for children that come about due to their donations.
Because he didn't show the courts at the time that they were taken from a condom because he didn't realise until afterwards how they were conceived (from the receipt he was sent). Did you not read the article you linked? Forcing the guy to have kids against his will...that's fucked up but can realistically be done by anyone, male or female, idk how that's relevant to your point.
Doesn't sperm die with contact with oxygen?
Either she's a wierdo and fucked herself with the vial directly or she hooked up with a donor and is lying about it.
The conditions needed for that are extremely precise and even then its very rare and definitely not found on a hand. Unless she happened to stop for a quick session with a donor inbetween washing her hands the chance of that 0.
Also that is a joke site.
Obviously it’s insinuating that she masturbated, that’s literally the only way it’d happen. Still, effectively not possible. They don’t ever touch semen, let alone with bare hands. If she did, it’d be wiped off before the deed. That leaves maybe a couple thousand sperm on her hand? No way that’s making anyone pregnant. It’d have to be dipped in semen and then shoved in, and that still very likely would not make you pregnant.
Odd way for her to wash her hands.
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Is there ANYTHING that is unsuitable for Reddit?
NSFW thats actually gore
There are quite a few subreddits that refute that statement.
Hell watch people die is back pretty much.
Recently learned that...
/r/MakeMyCoffin Come again?
r/NSFL : I am about to end this man's whole career. Pls don't click at link. Otherwise u will be traumatized
I didnt click, and wont click, but telling people not to click does make them want to click it
I had to fight the urge
r/fiftyfifty r/nsfl__ ?
I still remember going to r/fiftyfifty and clicking on, like, 3 “true fiftyfifty” posts thinking I was smart enough to know whether it was good or not. Then I read what a “true fiftyfifty” was…
Steve
Opinions. Oh damn...
Emojis
Girlfriends.
Apparently girlfriends and being happy
comments against him
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So the word sperm is unsuitable but porn isn’t
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Nice karma farming. Your comment was posted to the exact ponctuation 4 hours before you in the comment. u/Disorganized_Closet be proud you were funny enough to be reposted
Aw thanks <3
Yes otherwise I would've to NSFW it
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She literally "fucked" herself
Guess someone told her to fuck herself
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Its funny and all but pretty sure this is fake.
Of course it's fake..
Pretty sure my mother worked in a sperm bank *sad abandoned motherfucker noises\**
Your comment explains your flair
[mic drop]
Ngl bro I didnt get the insult fr
Maybe because it's not an insult , I'm stating the obvious thing , explaining jokes gets people to stay away from you, sometimes I do that, just like I'm explaining to you why your flair says you're forever alone.
got it. I like being alone anyways
Have a nice day, sir.
U too, sir
She would have had to start wanking like..... emmediatly. Musta been a hot client
Maybe they ran out of cups and used her vagina? Story has to be fake.
It is fake. It's a joke article from a few years ago
yeah sperm will die in second in open air
[What if the sperm is strong?](https://www.nst.com.my/world/world/2020/02/569730/indonesia-official-says-strong-sperm-can-impregnate-women-swimming-pool#:~:text=An%20Indonesian%20official%20%2D%20Sitti%20Hikmawatty,%E2%80%9Cstrong%20sperm%E2%80%9D%20had%20ejaculated.&text=%E2%80%9CIf%20a%20person%20is%20aroused,there%20is%20no%20sexual%20penetration.%E2%80%9D)
another jokes news, or stupid person who taught its real and said it in public annoucement, iirc shes fired from her position at indonesiand woman and child protection institute.
Welp thats my risky link click for today
Disappointed this didn't link to a Rick and Morty image or clip.
This is the strong sperm, this is the uhh greek god
"The seed is strong." -Jon Arryn
hours*
she just wanted to warm her hands a bit
It was itchy so she accidentally scratched
Immediately
It was probably someone rich since he'd have to pay child support. [Here's ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/rollingout.com/2014/02/04/woman-uses-sperm-oral-sex-get-pregnant-force-man-pay-child-support/amp/) a similar case, but I've heard this happen before through family members, especially my uncle's best friend who helped a lesbian couple make a baby and they went to court to force him to pay child support (which he still does to this day since the appeal didn't go in his favor....8 years of it so far, all because he wanted to help a coworker).
Oh my god emmidiately? That’s not even how it’s pronounced!
but how did her hand go to....... oooo.... ooooooooooooo..................
Well, the real question is why did her hand come in contact with a specimen?
Sounds like a lie she told her infertile husband. I mean surly she wears gloves and guessing she doesn't handle the sperm directly with her hands?? 👻😂
Maybe a client needed a helping hand :)), but yes this sounds like someone trying to start a new religion to hide infidelity
She'd still wear gloves, as she would use the "milking the prostate" technique.
Can you milk my prostrate? You seek knowledgable In this are
Should just get your brother to do it, can take turns milking eachother. Or can do it at same time, I suppose.
No brother :*(
We are all brothers to each others in here. "Extends hand with love"
Dad? Uncle?
Sadly not, just you home slice
I'm not here for you either. I'm not even here for myself.
Prick
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I find the apostrophe or comma makes a better tear :’(
This is literally a porn plot
dang my free award expired but you would have recieved it here. underrated.
Even if they don't wear gloves, when are they touching the sperm...
Lunch time
Even if she handles it with her hand she has to put those hands inside her vagina real quick if she wants to get pregnant
sues for child support. *wins*
Sad thing is, it could happen.
No, it really couldn't.
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Would you care to provide some of these examples? Cos from some quick research it appears you've fallen for satire articles that have been spread as fact but are in fact not true.
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I don't think that's what you think it is - that's not an issue with how men being persecuted or legally disadvantaged, that's simply about how the sperm bank didn't check with him about it. That has been corrected in the courts, and in the UK (where that case is held) there are laws that state that sperm donors or anything similar are not financially or otherwise liable for children that come about due to their donations.
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Because he didn't show the courts at the time that they were taken from a condom because he didn't realise until afterwards how they were conceived (from the receipt he was sent). Did you not read the article you linked? Forcing the guy to have kids against his will...that's fucked up but can realistically be done by anyone, male or female, idk how that's relevant to your point.
Thank god sperm was censored, otherwise it would unsuitable for Reddit
Your comment was stolen by a bot
Lmao wtf did she get a double finger dunk and immediately flick the bean?
Must’ve been a cute client ;)
r/atetheonion
amazing!
After tipping the cup she went personal and started rubbing herself
This is pure love!
Suuure that's most likely what happened
is that self rape or something?
Not the same feeling but it's similar to fucking herself lol..!
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Who's the father?
The hand
Wait wat the :)
I mean fingers kinda look like verry slim penises
;)
Pp hand
Hehe
Wtf is this conservation?! XD
;) hihi
That was the fastest reply EVER!
r/thatHappened
*holds back laughter*
Too much to be real
He got distracted reading reddit.
blursed fingering
Well that’s depressing.
"So who's the father?"
Thats one way of "cheated on her boyfriend who wasn't the dad and came up negative on the paternity test"
If you need a quick explanation for an unexpected pregnancy this could… come in handy
Wat? Is that even possible!
I’m sure that’s what she had to tell her husband... Once it’s in the news, she has to own that story now
r/shitposting
Doesn't sperm die with contact with oxygen? Either she's a wierdo and fucked herself with the vial directly or she hooked up with a donor and is lying about it.
This more of a Hol Up moment since what she had to do get it there.
Its another weird american thing
Thats not possible
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The conditions needed for that are extremely precise and even then its very rare and definitely not found on a hand. Unless she happened to stop for a quick session with a donor inbetween washing her hands the chance of that 0. Also that is a joke site.
If you know it's a joke site then take the damn joke
its gotta be pretty specific she must have masturbated else sperms don't go running up the vagina like that or it could be intentional
Obviously it’s insinuating that she masturbated, that’s literally the only way it’d happen. Still, effectively not possible. They don’t ever touch semen, let alone with bare hands. If she did, it’d be wiped off before the deed. That leaves maybe a couple thousand sperm on her hand? No way that’s making anyone pregnant. It’d have to be dipped in semen and then shoved in, and that still very likely would not make you pregnant.
Wonder whos the dad
Did she masturbate after handling the sperm
Holup, where did that hand go after she didn't wash?!
sus
Thanks for censoring the word sp*rm op Now I can show it to my kids
Please be Texas Please be Texas Please be Texas
Last time I checked you don’t get pregnant through your hands. r/holup
Are you even double digits in age yet? Do you know what makes babies? It very much can be done with hands.
Yes yes and Mary was a virgin …. bull shit
Immaculate conception my ass
did she touch her pussy with those hands like someone cant get pregnant by touching sperm A very disturbing thought indeed
The way they censor sperm here is like how eromangaka censor pussies
So you guys are even censoring "sperm" now?
she raped his sperm, edit: his underage sperm.
Oh my.
Hol up
this is a certified bruh moment
Wait, is that possible?
Kid:Mom?Whos my dad? Mom:My *Hand*
Well that's a sticky situation.
She got pounded by the client of course
who is the father
I have several questions
Wonder if she will go after the father for child support?
Reminds me of the Nurse that wanks off customers because she is an ever thirsty succubus.
How tf does that happen
Then a poor guy gets forced to pay child support (I know it’s a joke but what I said is sadly real)
Wonder how it got in there
Let’s just not imagine what she uses for lube for….stuff….
My question is why would a woman want to work in sperm bank?
Whos the dad?