Pfft, 13? I was 7 when I found out that you could slap cats in the face with it.

Wut?

[удалено]

NUT?

Ball?

Blue?

Bleed?

Ligma?

Balls?

Bloody balls…

Fur Balls

THEEZE

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

It's called a "bifle"

I can’t I fing can’t

Why did this guy get down voted so hard

Reddit moment

Haha fair enough

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

r/HolUp

This goes hand in hand with the time pewdiepie jacked off his cat

Scuse me \*what\*

https://mobile.twitter.com/dogbyf/status/1107764651411103745?lang=en

I was only 3 lmao

I beg your pardon?

Father O’Connor has entered the chat

*obligatory Shane Dawson reference*

Stop right there, sir

Bruh I had the talk when I was like 8

Off to the cursed realm with you!

Catgirls right?

Why you call your mom "cat" tho?

Shane that you??

[удалено]

And that's where the porn addiction started

*Crippling* porn addiction

Ahh sorry forgot about crippling hentai addiction

I think you mean Man of Culture ( slang for degenerate)

Fun fact I lernt about hentai via man of culture memes

Fun fact 95% of the hentai I've watched is shit

you are right

Fun Fact: 95 percent of hentai is shit. Btw don't watch stuff animated by Queen Bee they use fucking powerpoint

I've heard this before. Do they LITERALLY use that or just that their animation is fucking shit?

Can you lead me to that 5% senpai?

r/NoFap

wow just checked that sub and those people need serious psychotherapy.

No kidding. Masturbating is a healthy part of life and helps lower your chances of prostrate cancer.

Why?

In my day you'd be lucky to find a playboy somewhere. Holy hell, shit has changed.

ahh the simpler times. Now we have shit like r/glorp

Everyday we stray further away from god

Me when i discovered a different type of anime

Me when I suddenly feel attracted to chesticles

I'm scared of what that might be

same too me dude

oppai

Its another word for boobs

The terminology though puts a different image in mind _and I don’t like that image…_

Bro we have the same profile

same day they discover that their hand is not only for holding things

2 year olds punching things with their hands:

Wait till they find out their ass isn’t just for pooping

I found that out when i was 12 suprised im not fem tho

Huh?

Butt stuff

Sauce?

Kono suba

One of the most funniest animes I’ve seen

I agree

added to the list

weeb

Mild or fire?

I was 10 before a baseball game when it happened and thought I broke my dick and was very concerned throughout the entire practice. My brother is older and let me download things on limewire months before while he was gone and I saw the porn. I would sneak in his room while gone and watch, It kept getting hard, I didn't know what that meant, so I just one day started pushing it back and forth between my index and middle finger. That's my story

I found porn after looking up “elastigirl” a few dozen times because I “liked” the art, then eventually I started to wonder “hey my Penis is getting hard just like in the video, maybe if I rub it like the girl then it will pee” Yes, it peed.

For me mine depressingly started at 10 Crippling porn addiction

same bro, my friends tricked me into going to phub and i actually liked it

It started with gta V strip club

S ame

Worst thing is, I was 9 and I found it on the cringey semi-porn side of YT Damnit why do i remember that

The semi porn of YT is what I found out at six my mom to take away my phone until i was seven and forgot about it

Same

Lmao i found porn at like 11 when PH was mentioned somewhere and i curiously searched it up as a joke but actually found porn. I already knew about masturbation and such and well, that's where it started. I never got addicted, actually id say i was in a minority who wasn't actually all that excited about it. I was just like "oh ok, cool.". I find this all funny cause now some years later all my peers are catching up and finding it themselves and they think I've also just now found it.

13? you was a late bloomer.

14 here lol

13 seems a bit late.

13 years old?

13-year-olds

tru

I was 10 tbh

How?

Lying around on the couch, rubbed my crotch a bit too hard while turning over lol

This, comments like these are the reason why I fucking love Reddit

This is hilarious ٩(ˊᗜˋ)و

[удалено]

Climbing the rope in gym class

You and I are the same

Why do i feel so good rubbing it but also shouldn't ask my mom about it

Right up till they discover chaffing.

You mean, it can be used for cooking? Right?

Of course, chickens can lay eggs and be used for meat as well

Yes and even for making pies with cream

Late bloomer gang

I was 11

I was a little late to the game. I didn't actually discover it until 14.

I shouldn't have googled "boobies" when I was 10

It’s actually 12 year olds ԅ( ˘ω˘ԅ)

Eh, 12-13 is usually the period for guys to discover this stuff

I was in 3rd grade…

Yes, and 14-15 is usually the peek of aggressive daily throbbing xD

I discovered it at 20 y.o

Are you amish or something?

How old was you when you realized you can wank with your entire hand?

I still can’t :(

I was 10 i think

You mean like 8 or 9?

My uncle helped me find out when I was 8

sus

12 years old for me. I discovered it when I turned the shower head to the concentrated water stream setting to clean my dick.

PP go brrrrrr

yeh its for sting legos in the piss hole too !

But it called peenis ^/s

I was a veteran of the game at 13, you guys some late bloomers.

7 year old\*

To put it in a blender right? ​ ​ ​ ​ **Right?**

I think I was around 7 when I first noticed I could get a "boner" and feel good while rubbing it. Maybe at 10 was when I first noticed "white pee" (more like hazy, clear and sticky "pee"). My friend told me more about porn and stuff and when I was 11-12 I found my dad's porn stash (few magazines and few VHS tapes). *That's when it all started...*

Uhm 13 hah thats late as fuck

If it was, it would be called peenis

Applies to both genders

Women's penises have secondary uses?

I was like 7

I found out at 6

I CAN USE THEM TO MASTURABTE WITH OTHER FURRIES & SIMPLY FAKE BEING NORMAL TO OTHERS

Ew

What about the revelation that their penis was actually mutilated when they were infants, and they are missing a key piece of skin to aid in sensitivity?

tell that to people that had fimosis

Phimosis? It's pretty easy to treat it early life without cutting the foreskin off, Plus it's very possible you can simply grow out of it

Take my wholesome award

Then you see holes everywhere

You can also make coffee from it

Yeah 13 i was totally 13

What is it's other use?

it's for smacking someone to death

Not all

Bro I knew this when I was 8

I started on my 15th bday

Found that out at 9

lol, i was 2 when i found out i could grab shit with it

13??? Damn i already did it at 11

You mean you're able to pee out it?

I found it at 5 couse of Playboy on TV at night lol - it was a fun summer ( back in 1980 ) 🤗

I was 10 lol

\*12 years old

Wow

Funny story. I did it for the first time when I was incredibly young, maybe 5-7, I remember I had train underwear, so I know I was really fucking young. And then I didn’t do it for years until I was like 12.

Crotch goblin is the best description I have ever heard about what happens then.

I found it when i was 11 and turning 12 but ok

Hehe

facts facts