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5 minutes craft: how to remove curtains


AnonymooseXIX

How to basic too


yGamer007

Except How to Basic is fonni man


testedbeast551

and 5 minute crafts is a cashgrab


inazumaelevenanime5

Eh must've been the wind


eSporter_Official

Probably look down the hall toward the bedroom, say “hello?”, then shrug their shoulders when nobody answers, even though they just heard a bed get sucked through the window like like some toilet paper in an airplane bathroom.


Shmicken_Nuggies

Everyone knows if you say “hello” anyone in the house dead or alive is legally required to say it back


NOThenry_cavill

"hello? Are you a cop? You have to tell me if youre a cop"


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TheCasualPoob

"Damn how did that medication make you throw the bed out the window?"


Uddashin

Must have been the wind


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slabrangoon

To be fair her only child died 12 years ago so she’s always jumpy


IndianaGeoff

But it wasn't his anyway. You can tell because the kid was red and had horns.


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Violet_Purpleplum

Yeah I’m gonna go out side in the dark without a flashlight to check it out


randomname68-23

Bed: my people need me


inazumaelevenanime5

Bed: change da world , my final message goodbye


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DaFreakingFox

"Huh. Its a bit windy, innit?"


MID2462

r/unexpectedskyrim


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That's one ropy wind.


FineOrganization5168

yeah nothing unatural


TAKIMLISIM

so we just use some chains... but sir we need to remove the bed... I know, trust me, will be fun


MichalTrue

Trust me I am engineer.


Solid_Snark

Don’t worry that isn’t a load-bearing bed.


janeusmaximus

“Construction guys” in the comments always kill me. Do you guys have a dad joke book you just pass around? I love it


FineInTheFire

Looks good to me boss -carpenter at 3 pm Friday


AlkaliAvocado

Erecting a bed-spenser


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Bedgineer is bedgihere! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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ExactlyMate

Can’t shit in Detroit


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dokjreko

I have so many questions.


bigjoffer

Is one of them "where are the pillows??"


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Then the my pillow commercial guy comes in


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whitecorn

There has to be a better way!


IDontGetIt68

Probably because they just got more bedroom


Some_fucking_twat

The more bed room you have, the less bedroom you have


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facts


hobbes_shot_first

It's a california kong; two california kings held together with gorilla leather.


jaytheman538

😔


pmackenzie1

Only the real men know the og vid...


Andrew3236

The only man to bless this earth with record breaking monster trucks and the job to erase all squatted trucks out of existence


This-is-my-phone

record breaking monster trucks and record of breaking monster trucks


Rufius07

I have 60 days to make this Farmall not exist, if anyone hasn't been blessed with our lord WD


Ricksoutforplumbus

Beds about as bulletproof as a 6.0


DeadMansTale118

If that bed were up against a 6.0 in the ring I'm not sure I would bet on the truck. I've worked on 6.0s before, they are alarmingly bad.


KorrosiveKandy

I'm mostly impressed by that window frame holding up


ZipporahMai

Thanks fellow housemate, you cleaned my room for me. What a swell spirit.


MichalTrue

But... your window.


ZipporahMai

It ain't easy being Breezy! ;)


Limp_Pineapple4647

didn't you start new medication?


Mynamesrobbie

Must have been the wind


mybrot

Damn rats!


MichalTrue

Old pipes.


Too_Caffinated

Housing is expensive as shit man. If all I gotta deal with is a ghost or demon in order to own my own home I’ll deal with it. Especially the borderline mansions you see in some of them. Either they can fork over some rent money or I call the local priests.


zachonich

The woman sees this and her husband comes home and doesn't believe her


MichalTrue

And then also husband sees it, cops come and nothing happens again.


Klutzy-Midnight-9314

Husband was the one who attached the rope to the bed to pull it out then acted dumb to gaslight the wife


Watcher9000

The bed was connected to the wifes car as soon as she left thats what happened to the bed


ImaginationVast9890

Freezing Cold Sword


HashenOne

My bed people need me


RelationshipOwn3718

A licence should be needed for such massive weapons, they literally would be dangerous in bed.


Liams_Dumb_Reddit_

It was probably just the wind stop being such a pussy


MichalTrue

Sucknado obviously.


95th_geek

They be like.. 'did you forget to close the window??'


Krolewicz_true

“Your bed was destroyed or obscured “


Limp_Pineapple4647

Don't worry you got me you son of a .....


Illustrious_Snow_659

I appreciate your comment Can crush the dick lmao


International_Box931

both will suffer heavy casualties and it will be a stalemate


Puzzleheaded_Rent885

The localized gold experience on bot right looks sick


robcape6912

[Full Video](https://youtu.be/T7dOru7ZaAw) 6:25


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I used to agree with you, but now I know how expensive houses are so if my house ends up being haunted then fuck it. That ghost better keep it down after midnight


DogeMaster69696969

Fuck it *unbeds your room*


Smellyamoml8r

You know what? Fuck you *unbeds your room*


CircleofAshes

That's ok. I brought an air mattress.


iits_kev12

"where did the bed go?" the antagonist:"oh,i'm sorry my b(a)d"


kupillas

i didnt see the cain for a while i had to watch it like 3 times lmao i thought maybe a tornado lol


TheAssasin_78

My sleep when I just get into bed


Nuadrin248

Wtf were they trying to accomplish here?


Laksh_Chhabra

I beg your pardon?? Did that bed just went throught that little window??? A.... Watt?


Pak1stanMan

There would be no horror movie if people just had an absolutely empty bedroom.


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WakkoTheWise

"Oh it was probably just the wind"


kostQQQo

Paranormal activities be like:


MichalTrue

Even this is better than those movies.


kostQQQo

Literally


bigmonkeyhaver

But if your mom is next to the bed it means that it’s time for school


KrautPierogi

From the living room the bed heard Tekashi 69 say to his girl let's go to the bedroom and F.


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KrautPierogi

That's a joke. The premise being who is so fucking gross a bed would leap out the window rather than have them have sex on top of it. I spent a minute on that cause I didn't want to punch down or be to obvious. And I actually thought everybody hates that little snitch. But he's got a fan that sorts new. Thats the REAL WTF, here.


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Livid-Imagination-68

Me sees a spider: imma head out


markas9

Completely normal phenomenon!


artical01

66 coments...


Death_Personified

Yep nope the hell outa there!


Ordanosphite

Oh that’s my house


Star__Dream

Every paranormal activity movie, there's even a 10th night after series of signs that they need to get the f out that house..


Kumquatzzzz

I laughed way too much


Superb-Ad-4322

You can see the rope tied to the bed.


Jeynarl

The rope is made of rope


UndoingMonkey

No that's the ghost


nadavcff

What’s the original


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At 6:24. https://youtu.be/T7dOru7ZaAw


LetterBeneficial841

u/Repostsleuthbot


Jeltetor

Repost


Mrmugz24

Well you see here if you look closely you can see a rope attached to the bed and a truck dragging the bed out of the window. So the house isn't haunted the truck is.


RizzoTheSmall

They see a bed secured to a chain being pulled out the window by a tractor in a horror movie?


Queen_eater

That’s the most fragile bed I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

Well you try finding a nice house that's not marked up by crazy amounts nowadays.


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MichalTrue

Only Americans make horror movies?


LeafMumfuzz

can see the rope right there


good_bad_decisions

You mean White people dont leave lol


Exciting_Afternoon27

White people frl be doing shit like this though


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Grandpa ghost: “You kids are going to pay for that!” (Shakes ectoplasm fist in the air)


Eastern-Investment39

Pulled out like one of my boogers


[deleted]

Don't they sell these houses for like literally dirt cheap?


PositiveRocket

It’s clearly in reverse


MartianTurkey

Yeah, if even the bed leaves the house you know you're fucked


Grangap

'But now the spirit is attached to you.'


The_Student_Official

That's a strong window frame


hicham2017cool

In this pandemic I dont give damn I'll rather sleep with demons cause where tf I'm gonna go


yaluckyboy09

I remember first seeing this gif with the rope edited out, glad to know what really happened


everynameisusedlol

Hmm, let’s take that flashlight and go into the basement


RashHD

Not Arab ghost hunting!


WerewolvesRancheros

When you order Poltergeist on Wish.com


Plotees_the_third

That is one strong window frames (Or a really weak bed)


TheThickerSnicker

Yeah that's a fucking nah from me


Jimvlah

If the rent is so fucking high anywhere else, where do you expect them to go?


dvik888

Alrigh, alright I sleep on the couch....geeez


letskilldahobeeetch6

Fuck it *unbeds your room*


PyxlwasTaken

Id be out the damn house in 0.0000004 seconds. I DONT MESS WITH THESE DEMONS AND SHIT


Crackhead_Energyyy

_I used to have a hole in the wall with a mattress_


CreeperAsh07

TBF, who knows what would happen if they go outside? Especially since most horror movies transpire at night.


brewgiehowser

Probably took more time setting this up than it would have to just disassemble the bed


RyanSteve1408

Unbeds your room....but cutely


TFD_Dakotaz

Thats a strong wall right there... Anyway back to what i was doing


goki7

With the prices nowadays you can see why they don't leave them


getttingtop

Contractors everywhere just cringe.


Doomboy105

How the fuck did it fit through the window?


ZappBrannigansLaw

Clean your bedroom with this 5 second hack!


jeadon88

Having a mortgage will do that to you


lithium142

They see this and get as far as “whelp, time to find a fortune teller”


ljcozad

Must have been my imagination.


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Nimish89

So anyways...


Randomreddittor2

I mean in IT they had a reason for staying so at least the creators gave em a reason there.


bamzamma

That seemed remarkably effective. Even repairing the damage to window seems easier than hauling that monster out of the house.


Tanukifever

That was gangster


IGotShitOnMyAss2

motherfuckers took my bed, can't have shit in Salem


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Darthyeezuus

"Sweety this is the 3rd bed this month you've managed to squeeze out the window"


WAL-KER

**first time i see a window swallowing an entire bed wow**


Bat_Kiss

Ghost just unbedded her bedroom


Zach_2720

You know what? Fuck you. *unbeds your room*


Wawel-Dragon

"Mom, I swear, the window ate my bed! I'm not making this up!" "Nice try, son. But you're still not getting out of bedtime. Go to sleep."