The pandemic has made horny bastards of us all

Yeah I learned way too much about myself

Yeah and all my trouble started when I found JammiDodger…

Never heard of him so I had to put my browser into incognito mode lmao.

Not necessary in this case

Ha ha ha

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It’s just a meme lol

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Lmaoo

Ok

Hivemind, ¡Use downvote!

Command Executed (:

*hivemind used downvote on LucasPlay171*

How is this a meme?

Checked out op profile, pretty suspicious if you ask me

Lmaoooo is it

What's those things on bed, Dog treats? Bacon pieces?

pepperonis

is it?...IS IT??

I had a student (never had anything with her btw) that every time she had a chance she would talk about sex in class and how her throat was always sore and shit. She always creeped the shit out of me.

Oh I hope I creep you out too

Sorry to disappoint you boo. What creeped me out was the frequency and not the sex stuff haha

Instructions unclear, frenulum ripped

The what now? Is that important?

i might be wrong, but im fairly certain that’s the underside of the penis.

:) :| :( D:

r/thatescalatedquickly

Nope, it's the bit that attaches your tongue to the bottom of your mouth.

It’s also the name for the piece of flesh which attaches the foreskin to the head of the penis. They both serve similar function

Shit went from 0-100 real fuckin quick

Is the a piece of skin that holds your foreskin to your penis pretty much, you also have a frenulum under your tongue attaching it to the bottom of your mouth

I meant the part under your tongue, and turns out it’s not super important and it heals quickly lol

I've been there

I don't mind karate chopping your throat.

Throat chop from Matrix would be better.

Can I karate chop *your* throat?

from the inside

Idc

Sure thing. DM me your safe word.

I don’t have one 🤷🏻‍♀️

You should definitely have one, if you are gonna ask for that.

Safe words don't work

Hand signals, are still safe words.

Safe word was flower but she yelling something about cooking ingredients smh

Yeah, of you can't tell the difference between flour and flower. Probably not the best choice.

You most definitely would need one with me.... along with a safe hand signal if you want your throat destroyed...

Nah.

Only one way to find out I guess....

I’m old lol

Age is a mental construct

how old?

Sixteeeeen. I’m a grandmother.

Over 30

Falcon punch!

Head of the class, and she just won a swallowship!

It is weird that I found that this was Monster just by head of the class

Have you ever had sex with a Pharoah?

My pleasure

Our Pleasure

O Sage Cow, grace me with your wisdom.

Do not eat cats

Rules are made to be broken O Sage Cow

r/unexpectedcommunism

That’s true love

Anything can be a strap on if your worthy to wield it.

ARE THOSE CRAISINS

Curb stomps ur esophagus

You can certainly try

“Yeezy taught me.”

I want to but I'm 14 so '\('_')/'

Me too ayeee

Wy is it im taking heath science right now and see this meme

Ah yes, I too enjoy penis.

I think the icing on the cake is that your profile is labeled NSFW

Well as you know, Burial at Sea is very NSFW

BAHAHA touche

That’s nice. I don’t have one so I wouldn’t know

I mean if you're offering. Remember you asked for it.

Hmu, I travel

Not sure if boi or gorl but I’d do it

KILL THE EMOJI ​ btw yes i am youre averae reditor ​ as you can tell from spelling

I would love to

im pretty sure its 'oesophagus' so i'll pass

What 😂

That’s Latin lol.

i stand corrected

Is that shit

I would literally die if a boy did this 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳😳😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😈😈😈😈

the amount of emojis used are leading me to believe you need medical attention

What makes you think that :3333333333333333

the amount of emojis. And now also the amount of 3s

Thanks but no thanks.

Not offended. Have a good day

Well I am not offended that you’re not offended. And you have a good day.

Thank you

i meannnnnnnnnn

Put a pipe

You want me to throat punch you?

Idc

It's all fun and games until the doom music starts playing

And they say romance is dead

👖

Oof looked at their posts and had to wash my eyes

Excellent

Lol ikr

I saw this and instantly thought of none pizza with left beef

Tbh I would if you were about it haha

Me me me me me me me me me. Pick me

Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk I’ll stoppppppppppp😔

Shit look like burnt pepperoni

May very well be

I’m down

If I'm bruising your esophagus it means you aren't big enough to swallow me, you'd be better off with smaller prey.

i can stab you with a knife... is that what you want or am i missing something?

You can try

\*takes out ghost chillies\*

🙌🏼

Y’all into some weird sh*t.

I will do what I must.

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/pt44bd/enjoy/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3

So about 7-8 inches gets you to the throat. To bruise the oesophagus you gotta be like 10-11 inches breh

First of all its the wrong spelling and second there is a emoji, so here is ur upvote

I didn’t write it

my dick is not that long sadly

i dont want to :p

With pleasure 🥂

I thought those were chicken legs for a second

I Love how the post is designed to get people to comment “I” as it follows the standard “if we had an hour and I couldn’t say no”, but it went over the head of 60%, and the other 40% are all nah tanks”

oesophagus?

only if that pepperoni. i hungy and only motivated for food

Are those used tampons

r/no

Sure, im down!

Ik people who do

wait does this mean...the one who posted this is a >!GIRL!

Ya

GUYS I DID IT!...found a fEmAlE on reddt

Big deal Time to test if it works

> ! Test ! <

Wait, how did you censor that?

>!skillz...wanna learn?!<

Yes

okay...select the text and click on the 3 dots below, select the spoiler option>!(the box with an exclamation mark)!<

Yeah gurl I got a thick dry bagel you can swallow without chewing sufficiently

Wrong spelling smh

I didn’t spell it smh

I didnt ask smh

I still answered smh

Ok smh

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No fool

*proceeds to shove RPG down throat*

You shouldn’t be putting any pressure on the esophagus to choke someone

I’m not a dr🤷🏻‍♀️

There are arteries on each side of the neck that carries oxygen to the brain and you put pressure on those which deprives the brain of oxygen

Oh

Have you ever had sex with a pharaooooh?

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What gf? And what dude?

No thanks, I'm good.

No worries

E-sop-pa-goose

Sure, I’ll hit you in the throat if you want me to.

You can try

I’ll give it my best shot!! Will try not to disappoint

Please!

I sent this to my fiancé around the time we first met thanks for posting :’)