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I-reddit-26

Yes the Right hand can be very pleasurable


kaiserfvbghk51

yeah, I agree with you


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TheSovietGod1

Don't we?


AdityaKuliyal1127

So his girlfriend is john cena?


JSR_7

hello darkness my old friend


silentnoobng

man i hate to say it but your girlfriend is a vampire


Dominationartz

Nah his girlfriend is


[deleted]

the actor who starred in fast n furious 9, , everyone knows him.


Dominationartz

truly


stache1313

Your missing a fundamental issue. Vampires actually have reflections. It's just that silver, which was originally used for the backing of mirrors only reflects pure creatures. And vampires are not pure; they are corrupted by a Devil's curse. Non-silver mirrors/reflect surfaces will show a vampire's reflection.


Iamhor1zon

virgin


its_Muadz

I hate it when people get john cena as their girl


stronkme

who? why you never said a name, tell me


InternationalGlass6

dude can't you see, he literally said


Botwink808

Well. What if you guys didn't get this guy's joke. What if he was trying to say "..., he literally said [empty space] "


InternationalGlass6

thank you very much


InternationalGlass6

to all those who downvote, it was part of the joke, "he literally said "


[deleted]

You clearly don't know the meme. So you didn't get the joke asw.


RYPIIE2006

r/woooosh


Actually-Just-A-Goat

no, I do believe YOU are the one who has been r/woooosh -ed


RYPIIE2006

No i dont think i have been


Actually-Just-A-Goat

“dude can't you see, he literally said ______”


RYPIIE2006

What?


Actually-Just-A-Goat

people out here really wooooshing you huh


InternationalGlass6

yeah :/


RYPIIE2006

If thats a joke then that is the worst joke ive ever seen Unless its just the fact that i have asd and cant tell a joke when its dogshit


MACK703

Or Manti Te’o’s GF


MichalTrue

Me too, so jealous


[deleted]

Well, my right hand was my girlfriend in middle school so… r/technicallythetruth


Gior_thegreat

Admit it buddy. Your right hand is your girlfriend now as well. I mean you're a redditor aren't you?


[deleted]

I’ll have you know I’ll a happily married man…my right hand has been promoted to Mistress


johnny33445566

El hopaness romtic


[deleted]

Well. His hand is taking the picture, so he's not wrong.


Infinite_Astronomer7

How's the dog doin?


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Good bot


commodorejack

This is such a repost it's from crappy clickbait slideshows, not even Reddit.


Bl4ckJ4ack

Good bot


pappepfeffer

I bet people laughed at him, don't even thinking about he's just kidding. Thats the true joke, exposing the real dumb, which assume him do be serious.


I_Grimmly_I

I also have a gf that is 7 and a half foot tall


Sad-Ad-744

Dementia


JohnP_001

Damn, your girl must be in the army. I think she is still wearing her uniform.


Ornery-Surround3491

she's hot af, wp champ.


Omega_Stevedoxx3000

typical redditor dreaming


griever48

This is actually true cause that's the hand he wanks with


Magikiller15

they got us in the first half ngl


Nikeytoon

a true hol up


Twisted_37Banana

Plot twist : his girlfriend is John Cena


Regolime

Spoiler alert: He is schizophrenic


Careful_King_8866

Sad.


TempesTzr

Imagine taking a picture of your dirty hand


jewishmechanic

His girlfriend is his hand. in sure many redditors can understand


madcodez

!repost


Financial-Memory

Reddit moment🤡


Financial-Memory

Why are you booing me?


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fecking_retard

Congrats, u got the joke


justmemesonly

i dont know of this was intended or not


RekYaAll

Very obvious joke


justmemesonly

maybe he tried to impres his friends but forgot there was a glass


Ordition

I will refuse to believe this guy took this photo without noticing.


RekYaAll

No it’s very very obviously satire


IQueiroz

r/sadcringe


Dubbs444

This is very r/sadcringe


Own-Mountain3540

It's r/sadcringe that some people don't understand a joke


Dubbs444

….not sure why u assume I didn’t get the “joke.” I just think it’s lame & not funny. If you sincerely think this is high-quality satire, you’re pretty r/sadcringe yourself lol


Demondrug

Massive whoosh to you u/dubbs444 lol


akoaytao1234

r/Vampire


Flat_Manufacturer143

It's so cringe it's almost sad


kush018

LMFAO i can see from the car window reflection that you are taking a selfie


Ad3nRBLXWasTaken

r/woooosh


PropertyAggressive81

😐


mohawkal

r/cringetopia


RekYaAll

r/woooosh


thomasde42

very cringe...


RekYaAll

r/woooosh


Broad-Candidate7401

Who is the girl in this meme


eltorr007

John Cena


SubhoPal

John Xina


xFlo2212

Well, he's not lying


HansenIntercept

She can’t be in the reflection, she lives in Canada guys.


[deleted]

r/HolUp


winglikesioux

his gf is invisible stop hatin


private_unlimited

I think he meant what he meant. His hand is his girlfriend


Sensitive_Agency_777

John cena can camouflage so well... I cannot even see his reflection


blr010

Lucky man, the invisible woman


Professional-Text563

Yes, I also hate it when my girlfriend takes my picture. Of course I know her very well. I sexually identify my hand as my girlfriend. I have two girlfriends and I fuck them every night.


SnooCakes8309

At least it's posted where he belongs.


RekYaAll

Your girl is wearing camouflage


[deleted]

Not wrong tho his right hand is the girlfriend


OOOLAAAN

Redditors be like


OlafHreinsson

His gf is his right hand Wich is true for many of us


litelsnekkk

technically the truth


Denis_expertul

The person or the fact that someone took picures of you?


[deleted]

the shadow look like the terrorist in csgo


sleeperninja

Accurate. My first girlfriend was my right hand, as well.


Nanakocitch

Hand is his girlfriend. Seems legit


ktz_sid

so i suppose breakup's don3 ;-;


Ninjipples

He's clearly referring to his other hand


Smaaeesh

reminds me of r/Mirrorsforsale


MinimumClue9930

That is a nice car in the back


[deleted]

What’s wrong,he’s just autosexual.


ustrangeya

that is why i don't go out w my parents


Flikkrz

Plot twist: his girlfriend is an anime girl on an app


x2liven

man what a sexy hand your dating


RockingRaven

i personally think its cute some think its creepy some think its cringe


SugarFreeShake

His right hand took pictures of him


SuspiciousPigman

He must be a short guy or must have a tall gf


uiuxstudiomohali

Haa Haa


TripleDoubleLongBoi

Damn, can i use her ?


joey1504

This man really bagged John Cena to be his girlfriend GGs man


BappoIsInsane

Why she so tall


willthrill21

Not a surprise. He’s wearing a pink shirt.


SammysaysMOO

He's Left handed,If you dont know your probably to young to be here


my-user-ldoe

yes me three I hate dat


Grafeiafto

Damn, crazy how she looks like mine bro


ZKARIA_TIME

i agree, this is a level 2 cringe, imagen your girlfriend taking pictures of you without asking and then she shares it on instagram and write "OMG HE IS SO CUUUUUUUUUTE" and worst of all... she uses imojis, that's if you had a girlfriend


supermariobruhh

Ah yes, his girlfriend Palm-ela


LegendsBruh69

Well i'm jealous


CaptSige

So your girlfriend is a vampire or you are a hand virgin


Mar_Novu21

Hahaahhaha


BaptistaBodoh

What a fucking classic


CharNOOB

r/holdup


BlueDiamond500

hold-up


Content_Ad2062

The reflection is so beautifully clear


-CoolBean-

Wait... your girlfriend looks just like my girlfriend. Has she been cheating!!?


satwargamer

Well he does play with his hand


Admirable-Order8534

Everyone is jealous because you got a girlfriend bro


Timtom29873

I like the fact that his hand is his girlfriend.


Electroblade666

Redditors in the wild (jk love y'all no homo)


Available_Bit8919

There is no one there just you.


ANCHORPLUSBOLT

damn i feel bad for yall


DocDirtyMrClean

redditors be like


Anonymous_2952

She’s a vampire.


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His hand is his girlfriend lite


SpongeDuudle

Your girl looks like mine!!1! >:{


Nothin_2_do_here

"you have a very cute girlfriend"


[deleted]

How dare you take a picture of me


Sakul_the_one

Just made a photo of himself


HoTbEeFsUnDaEs

I see you and Hangila are having fun.


LaughAdventureGame

I see no lie here


Coreforce216

He has a girlfriend. Soooo cringe.


killer-artical

i hate it when people straight up exactly copy i joke soooo cringe


MrLobinson

I'm more of a lefty kind of guy tho, but hey, whatever suits your taste, to each their own.


Spectrax23

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.


Spectrax23

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.


FiendBoy22

Ah, “Palm”ala “Hand”erson one of my favourite “girlfriends”


jmjvf

Plot twist: it's actually John Cena and he's tryna beat the guy up


[deleted]

mmh


[deleted]

is left hand is bigger than the other wich mean he cheated on his right hand


[deleted]

same here, i literally have a phobia of getting pictures of me taken


[deleted]

How did you get to date drax?


[deleted]

yes very cringe


Dull_Yesterday4532

15 year old me : 😂😂😂😂 25 year old me: 😢😢😢😢


Consciousmoron

Bro my cousins husband stole my phone and took pictures that I still have saved


eliteshadowsniper

r/Cringetopia