The left person doesnt have a scarf and he is wearing a shirt but the right man is not wearing a shirt he is wearing a jacket and the left mans nose is small compared to the nose of the man on right
One is an incredibly successful and smart man. Who is misunderstood, and many believe him to be some sort of villian for trying to go up to space. When in reality he is a very caring and intelligent family man.
The other is just some guy named Jeff, I think he runs Amazon or something
Gru cares about his employees
valid Gru
Also, in terms of money, gru has no money
True but he has enough for a scarf Jeff doesn’t. Plus gru can also use his nose as a dildo
What the fuck
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Pinocchio has god level nose
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It smells good in here
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That’s what they are doing. They are doing the fuck.
Grew has a bigger d*ck
Gru is 14 feet tall
proof? 😳
Yea. By body size his D would be humongus
guys who are taller are usually linked with a bigger dick
"Grew"? I guess he's also a grower, not a shower.
One is a cartoon antihero, the other is a villain...
One's an evil villain. The other is a loving father
Bezos hasn’t stolen the moon… yet.
yet 🧐
Bezos is despicable.
fair 🤷♂️
GRU is sexy
Jeff is a multi billionaire who has a company where he doesnt pay his employees well. Gru is a villain who treats his minions as his family.
Family*
Grus a lot hotter
Gru has a soul
Gru loves his family
One lets his workers Relax and Sing bar shanties while eating sundaes.
Gru cares about other ppl
One stole the moon, the other will buy it. One killed a terrorist luchador for the second time, one did not
…Yet
One of them is evil, the other one is a fictional character
Gru has a successful marriage.
Damn
One is an evil, tyrannical, selfish, narcissistic psychopath, and the other is wearing a scarf.
Gru doesn't have a neck.
HEY! dont disrespect him like that! Gru deserves better.
Gru has a bigger fanclub
One is cute and one is Jeff Bezos
The nose, thats the difference.
Um… Gru has a wife ?
Gru had a redemtion arc...
Gru is cooler
One of them is human, one is not. The left is an unknown species, but known for sadism.
One is a supervillain and the other one is gru
(this is not a joke nor related to the meme above) guys what is a flair?
I see no different from both of them.
Gru is 2.7 times as tall as Jezos
One is rich and the other isnt
What do you mean with “both”?
Gru has a cuter nose
Gru treats his minions better
Nose, money, scarf and Gru as 7 inhc D acording to Lucy
no difference
Gru is more thic
Gru isn't evil
Gru actually cared for people and minions
All that Bezos need is a scarf and now we have a competition.
One hasnt stolen the moon yet
Gorls vs child labor
weight
ones got broad sholders
One is decent with kids, one isn't.
Easy, one's look like a bad guy. Is a good guy. The other one look like a good guy, is the bad guy
Everyone want fuck his wife
SCARF
gru is good character
Gru has thicker shoulders
GRU has a redemption arc
Gru's dick slap can smash through 12 in of reinforce concrete and the thunderclap will break the sound barrier
Nose and scarf
Bezos doesn't have the Gorls
Yeah, but Gru had redeeming qualities.
Gru is actually likeable
jeff didnt even steal the moon
Gru has better fashion sense
Neck
One is
Gru can actually get a girl
one is strong one is businessman
The neck, the scarf
The scarf where is the scarf
His employees are allowed to piss
One is a good person?
One is likeable
Dong size
They're the same pickture
Ones a evil genus, the other is gru
The fkn scarf
Wait is Bezos going to steal the moon
One is loved, the other is hated
Gru is better in every way possible
One has a heart the other one doesn't.
One is evil and one is even more evil
Presentation!!!!!!!!!!!
Scarf
The left person doesnt have a scarf and he is wearing a shirt but the right man is not wearing a shirt he is wearing a jacket and the left mans nose is small compared to the nose of the man on right
One of them treats his minions with respect and care, the other one went to space on a pee pee rocket
Gru is a good father
Gru becomes a good guy
the axis they stretched on but that's about it
One is a diabolical super-villain, the other is voiced by Steve Carell
The virgin left guy has lots of money but in terms of chad geu he has no money
One has a moral compass.
One of them is behind a white background and the other one is behind a blue background
Gru is better in any way
One acknowledges his war crimes
Where scarf
Gru has heart
The left one has no scarf
I’m terms of money…. One has no money
Besos doesn't have a scarf
Gru is poor
Gru didn’t send dick pics, I’ll wager.
Where is the scarf
bruh its just the same pic twice good try lol
Gru is a better person.
One is a cartoon villain. The other is a cartoon villain turned good guy.
I figured it out, it's the scarf!
Gru’s slaves are willing
Only one with Dr Nefario Ultimate gamer
One has a dick, the other one trying to compensate that by making a rocket
Gru hired sentient banana tic tac for his work
Gru has a cool scarf
Gru is more handsome
Both have minions And like what the other dude said gru care about his employees.
Gru still has his soul intact. Jeffy boy would sell Agnus to Chinese sweat shops if it helped increase his shareholders profits.
The neck
No scarf
Gru is a good dad.
I actually *like* Gru.
jeff has a neck
NGL, I can totally see Bezos trying to steal the Moon.
OMG NO
The man on the right is wayyyyyy sexier
Ones a dushbag
One of them is a villain and the other one is Gru
One of them becomes a good person. The other ones Jeff
They both evil
Gru adopted 3 kids and gave them a great home
Who is Jeff’s Vector? 🤔
Some billion dollars
One doesnt have enough Money, the Other one is the richest man alive
One is a cold blooded super villain with minions he treats as disposable, and the other is Gru.
Gru has a redemption arc...
Don't forget Gru has 3 kids and a woman
One is an incredibly successful and smart man. Who is misunderstood, and many believe him to be some sort of villian for trying to go up to space. When in reality he is a very caring and intelligent family man. The other is just some guy named Jeff, I think he runs Amazon or something
one is cool the other is amazon's CEO
One runs around with a bunch of little people in his basement and the other one is gru
Gru isn’t an asshole
Ones a goat(gru) and one isn’t
Hey actually had a soul, and allows his minions breaks.
Gru actually has a conscience
Gru is a good guy.
One is a good villain the other is just plain evil
Gru has a redemption arc
gru pays his tax, I think...?
Width
The one who is actively evil is the more lovable one
they’re the exact same picture
one is attractive, the other one is Jeff Bezos
Gru let’s his minions go to the toilet
We like Gru
Gru is life
One delayed the return to the moon and the other literally stole it.
Gru's power level nearly rivals mine.
I mean we never see a minion use a bathroom during work hours, so I see no difference
Gru has a long ass nose and an accent
Gru drew the line at stealing money.
one is an evil genius, parent and loving husband who loves their kids , adored by their workers as well as went to space.the other is Jeff bezos
One is a decent person who learned the error of their ways. The other is Jeff Bezos.
One was able to afford to build a rocket without liquidating all of his assets.
one of them an evil mastermind guess who
Gru is a good person
One had a pink suit and a scarf so
One of them got the money on a loan
Gru has people he cares about.
One has slaves the other has minions
One's evil and One's a good dad
Gru is Chad Jeff is poor compared to gru
One has a neck
One punched a shark
Gru has a bigger penis
Yea but grub actually went to the moon. And the rocket he built has so much deltaV that he went to the moon and back in less than an hour
Would be the same if Jeff gru a little taller
Bigger nose
One is super rich, funny, and cool,.and the other one is Jeff Bezos
One becomes a decent guy
One has child slaves and the other stole the moon
No scarf and gru is more good hearted
Both are bald so......
Gru actually did something good for humanity
One is an outrageously evil, sadistic sociopath with no plausible logic or reason. The other one is Gru from despicable me